Part 6

Good Story About The Worst Hero

Mark Glatt

Presents

So I’d Just Risked My Life And Almost Got Myself Killed For Rescuing A Screaming College Student From A Perverted Robber. My Reward Was Getting Stabbed In The Chest. I Was Fortunate Enough For The Cop I’d Called Pryor To My Fight.

He Rescued My By Holding The Bad Guy Down With His Gun And Called The Hospital To Send An Ambulance For Us Right Before What Would Have Been My Death. Because Of My Right To Not Be Illegally Searched, I was treated at the hospital without having

my mask removed. ThereWere No Insurance Issues Because The Robber Was Caught, Which Was My Reward For Saving The Girl.

What Was I Thinking??

Did I Really Care So Little About My Life

That I Was Going To Throw It All Away?!

It Was Time To Make Improvements In My Life

… Then Went Out To Buy My School Books …Got A Job at A Steel Factory

… Registered For Fighting Classes

At My School …

It Was To Test My SocialSkills Amongst Other Peers

I Joined The School’s Wrestling Team As A

Participant And Not A Competitor…

I Am At The Bank With My Room Mate, Glen.

Did You See Those Comic Books They Have At The School Book Store?? Our School Book Store Comic Books!!

Are You Kidding?? Have You Seen The

Comics Lately?? Most Of Them

Are Pretty Damn Boring!!

For Decent Comic Books To Be Written, An Issue Most Have A Joke Or An Action Scene Happening Every Few Pages!!

Oh No!Look Out!

I Didn’t Have My Mask OnAnd I Couldn’t Make It To A Phone Booth To Call The Police

BANK

All Of The Sudden, I Felt A Hand Over My Face

The Crowd Was Too Shocked To Do AnythingSo The Robbers Figured That They Needed ToTake Someone Hostage To Get The BankersTo Open The Vaults

And They Figured That SomeoneShould Be Me

None Of The Citizens Move!!

The Bankers Better Open The VaultsOr The Hostage Gets It!!

How Pathetic Is This??

Instead I May Die As Dwight Scott

Instead I May Die As A Victim

Instead I May Die Being

Somewhere

A Bad Hostage Would Be

I Thought I Would Die DoingSomething A Super Hero Would Do

I Thought I Would Die As The Impactor

I Thought I Would Die Doing

Something Super Duper Heroic

All Of The Sudden…

Look! A Cloud Of Smoke!

Oh No!!!!

Look!It’s Super

Ball!

AndIro L7!

Fight Scene

The Bad Guys Got Their Butts Kicked And IGot My Butt Saved

BANK

Who Were Those Two Super Heroes?? Where Did They Come From??

Time To Get Ready To Go To The Party That The Wrestling Team’s Throwing Tonight

At The Party, I Managed To Fit In – Somehow….

Glenn Had To Leave Early

I Stayed Until I Was Sober Enough To Leave.

As Usual, I Did Not Get Laid.

WHOO!!Dwight!! Scott!!

Dwight Scott!! All Hail The

New Mother Friar!!

That Is The Reason Why I Joined The Wrestling Team.I Was Anti Social And Had To Redeem Myself From Boy ScoutsOver Time, I Learned How To Fit In From Studying Sociology (That’s Why I Chose It As My Major)Fortunately, I Managed To Fit In … Fortunately!!

I Was So…Exhausted … … …

Going To Just Lie Down On This Bench For A Little While …

(Psychedelic Dream Scene)

Come On.You’re Going

Home!!

Who Is This Girl??

And Where Is She Taking

Me??