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The Impactor Issue 40 Part B
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Transcript of The Impactor Issue 40 Part B
Part XXXX Forty
40
Mark Glatt
Presents
Dwight Scott was not
looking to be a hero ….
… He was looking to be
a man
What A Weird Dream.
I’m Still In The Hospital.
I Feel Like I’m About To Go.
If I Live Through This, I Will Live Life Differently.
I Will Be Grateful For What I Have And Treat My Loved Ones With Respect.
If I Live Through This, I Will Live Life Differently. I Will Be Grateful For What I Have
And Treat My Loved Ones With Respect.
Doctor, We’re
Going To Lose
Him!! Hold On! We Have To
Keep Him Alive!
If I Live Through This, I Will Live Life Differently. I Will Be Grateful For What I Have
And Treat My Loved Ones With Respect.
Is It Time To Take
The Bandages Off
Doctor?
Go
Ahead.
If I Live Through This, I Will Live Life Differently. I Will Be Grateful For What I Have
And Treat My Loved Ones With Respect.
If I Live Through This, I Will Live Life Differently. I Will Be Grateful For What I Have
And Treat My Loved Ones With Respect.
If I Live Through This, I Will Live Life Differently. I Will Be Grateful For What I Have
And Treat My Loved Ones With Respect.
I Will Be Grateful For What I Have And Treat My Loved Ones With Respect.
If I Live Through This, I Will Live Life Differently.
I Will Be Grateful For What I Have And Treat My Loved Ones With Respect.
If I Live Through This, I Will Live Life Differently.
Doctor! He’s
Waking Up!
Quickly! Give
Him The
Medication!
So I’m Still
Alive. And
Something
Feels Different
Mirror Hey!
Where’s
My
Scar?
It Came Off
During The
Operation
Mirror
I Guess I Really Do Look Al Right
But Does This Incident Make Me A Murderer??
MirrorRelax,
Dumbass,
We’ll Explain
Everything
(But I am a killer! I
shot someone! I
shot the leader of
the gangs right
before I died! I
thought that he
had killed me!)
Al right, you do
not know much
about shooting
guns. You did
not kill him.
They’re
Still Out
There
Mirror
Do You
Remember
Getting
Shot??
It Was
Dark
Do You See
Where You
Bandage
Is?
Oh Yeah.
I Got Shot In
The Arm
You Can’t Die
From Getting Shot
In The Arm??
I Admit; I Didn’t Learn Much About Guns
All Of That
Happened So Fast
What The ****
Happened??
They Found Him
Under A Book Shelf.
His Memory Is All Weird.
Book
Shelf??
You Died
First!
BANG!!
I Guess The Bullet Missed Him.
I Really Am A Bad Shot.
Impactor?? Right, You
Think
Everyone Is
The
Impactor!!
He’s all
loopy and
doesn’t
seem to
remember
much.
So how did I
get here?
Let me
explain .…
That Was The Police.Hello!! Police!! We Got A
Call!! Is Someone
Here?? Anyone!! Say
Something!!
That Was The Police As Well.
I’m
Sorry
We Received A Call To
Get Here!! Where Is
Everyone??
I Thought I Heard A
Noise. Not Sure, He Was
Kind Of Quiet.
I’M …
SOOORRRRRRY
YYYYY!!
That Was Us. We Got To You While The Cops Were
Freeing The Kidnapped Students…
We Left You Lying In A Heap Among Other
People Who Were Also Badly Injured
The Police Were Out All Night Trying To
Arrest As Many Culprits And Save As Many
Innocent Bystanders As They Could. As
Far As The Public Was Concerned, You
Were Just Another Battered Victim.
You’ll Be
Able To Go
Home With
Your Name
Cleared
Thank
you.
Here Are Some
More People
Who You Might
Want To Say
Thank You To.
The Scene Where Dwight’s Family
Shows Up And He Says “I’m Sorry
For Everything”, and They Go
“Don’t Even Bring It Up” Was Too
Emotional For Me To Throw In And
I Couldn’t Design It Without Crying.
Sorry. Anyway, That Happens And
Then He Graduates College.
The Year Is 2020
Thank You For Your Help. See You Next Week.
Dwight Scott. Group Therapist.
Of Course.
See You Next
Week.
Sorry I Didn’t Show How Much Dwight’s
Aged. What Do I Look Like, A Professional
Cartoonist?NO S#*#*
Hey GO F*#*# Yourself Dan!!
Yes, That’s Right. After Graduation College
I Spent A Few Years Working Blue Collar
Jobs Until I Was Able To Move Out Of My
Family’s House. A Few Years Later I
Landed This Career. The Super Hero Life
Wasn’t For Me. However I Kept Working
Out To Stay In Shape.
File Cabinet
File Cabinet
Although That’s All In The Past, There Is Still A Monster Deep Down Inside Of My
Waiting To Jump Out. That Monster Will Always Be A Part Of Me Whether Or Not
I Choose To Let Him Out.
File Cabinet
That Monster Is Known As THE IMPACTOR!!
The End