The Donaldsonville chief (Donaldsonville, La.) 1875-04...
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DONALDSONVILLE...O elal Journal of the state of Louisiana, Parish of Ascynsion and Town of Doualo,
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,of correspondents.Address: Caery, Donaldsonville, La.
Agents iror the Chief.AsCansIox PAm1saN
Wm. G. Wilkinson, Doualdsouville, La.Gervais authreaux. "I~oanad Duffel.I)r. John Doaninique, Dominique's Landing.As nstus Knight.. Linwood Plantation.Dr. A. B. Robertson, Dutch Stores.John Dixon, New River.J. B. Hebert, .. "Alef. Meyers, Manchae and Port Vincent.
nL5xwnInI.Thes. Melntytn New Orleans, La.Chas, O. Donaad, -Geo. P. Rowell & Co., New York.P. H. Walker & Co., Ialtimore. Maryland.
owell & Chesman, St. Louis, Missouri.
W The amount of the outstald-ing warrants agdainstOnalchita parishis found to be about $,(000.
g'" Senator Gordon declines to al-low his uname to be used as a candi-,date for nomination of Vice President.
0 Just 26,U ,O cards, in 9147.,packagr0.l.re shipped from the poM-,tal-card factory in Springfield, Mass.,.during the quarter ending January1st.
W Planters in this section havenever before begun planting openr-tions with so much vim as this sea-smn. Every one interested not onlyhoping but woginmg fr better times.Sparta (La.) Times.
IT Mr. H. F. Durant has spent$1,000,000 on building, near Natick,Mass., a college exclusively for thefemale sex. Every officer and teacherfrom' the president and' professorsdownward, is to be a woman.
PA Cedar county, Iowa, has a con-tract for furnishing twelve milliontrees to plant on each side of theNorthern' Pacific Railroad. The treesare to extend from Minnesota west-ward, and are designed to protect thetrack from snow.
A party have recently returnedto 8ioet City, frotn the Black Hills,report that they found gold every-where they prospected. They brnmghthome several rich specimens of quartz,which, good judges say, will assay.$1000 to the ton. There are nowabout 3000 white sminers in the hillsdigging for the precious metal.-Ex.
90 On the reconmuendation of the "
Divhies.Suh periutendent, the follow-ng Board of Schqol Directors werealpointed for CSadnto arislh by the
State Hoard of Education: C. C. An-toine, G. L. Smith, William McKen-in, 8. A. IHamilton, M. A. Walsh, E.W. Durant, H. P. James and Rufuslenfre•e"
tW We notice that the Clhamnber ofCommernuc'as resolved itself into avolunteei p~himmittee to aid the exttasession of he legislature in passingproper laws. We thliuk the Chamberhad lbetter amuse itself with some-thing els. It is so liable to mnakemistakes when it dabblejs with plit-ical subljects, or cani4 problem.--Ntate Reyist~e.
M We were taken to task theother day for not publi sding a mar-riage that had lately ecfrnted, and,couiplaints have been miade at ourneglect to publis i !eaths." J• te plr-ties who get married or li$p an inottake the trouble to plotify ns 'bf4 thatfact, they can g o ua1ntarried'aid un-buried so far as we" re concerned.-Thib. B&stiad.17' Before leaving New Qrleans
'Mr. Wheeler was coianulted by severalConservative members of the loulm errlative to ti-ir peatr, with matia
iority, to un•seat 'tie menlw.rn nowIoldilg vats froii" the nparishes of,Avoyelles, Iberia 'and Caddo. 'Hisreply was that thoee nier•i ers couldlot lhe'nmserted bY the Conmservatives
or by tle Legislatre i without vio-lating tite terms of tih award, andthis opinmion was expressed by him" toa doutrie edifferent pe r
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" The People" Agaia Defeated.[F~oma thb x. 0. tepuliaa, April 17th.]
1 Wieu time vote for Speaker hadgrie taken, yesterday, and thestiUccess
of M: Estilette ainnounueed, Mr.- Witz,,his -chief competitor, indalged= hisfeelingspn a speech of ousal erablehwarmth apd bitterness. He probablyfelt his deliat keenly, and somrethingmay be pardoned in it man smartingunder a real or imaginary wrong.Yet, lie was deliberate enough in mostthat he, said" and arraigning tileHouse for thie choice it had made, hestepped a little outside of -strict par'-liameutary propriety. He chargedthat Gov: Kellogg, Gen. Sheridan andMarshal Packard have schemed andplanned to defeat the wishes of thel~pople. This is nothing unusual. Adefeated Democrat is very apt to sup-pose the people are it sympathy withfim, and he generally attempts toprove his position by denying thatthose who.oppose him are a part ofthe people. As a .historical fact; Mr.Wilts represents the minority of thelate coalition banded together withthe sole object in view to defeat, theRepublican party. The Repubiltansare people in as full a sense of theterm as tihe Democracy, and anymember of. the House is and of rightought to be quite as capable of know-ing what his constituents want as Mr.Wilts does. It would not be true tosay that nobody .wanted Mr. Wiltz tobe Speaker. Doubtless many of them,and uot;ably hisown colnstituents, did;but it is a notorious fact that his per-sistent opposition to compromise,'based upon his hostility to GovernorKellogg, has greatly impaired hispopularity. Some of the leading menin the late coalition strenuously op. -posed his election. The Republicanswent solid against him.
We are quite willing to believethat Governor Kellogg, Genenal Sher-idan and Mr. Packard, or either of Ithem, knott quite as well what thepeople want as `the uasuccessfum as- Ipirant for the Speakership does. And iwhen the opinions imputed to them Iare ratified by the lopular branch ofthe General Assembly, by seven or Ieight majority, we feel a strengthen- aing of impression which amounts to Iabsolute conviction.But iappvears the afourbon faction t
are not satisfied. There is to be war,bitter war waged' against the Gover-nor and every thing else which tile Ipeople do not like from this time for-waid. The terrors of this threat are agreatly modliiied'by the well known atact that the doughty warriors whothreaten to become assailants havegenerally been sleeping in their wanrpaint for several years. Especially is Ithis the case with those who happen cto be out of office. If they can pros- cecute the, balance of the caupaignl Iwith increieked vigor in consequence fof the latest afrl'fit to " the people," fthe result will lie a prolougation of ithe fussing that has kept this State in ahot water since the war, driven comn- Imerce away from this port, and selnt dcotton whirling to tihe seaboard overliteral lines of transportation as fast Iias steam can carry it. But it will snever restore the Last Ditchers to hpower, nor imake the world believe qithait,when a few New Orleans politi-cians take nluff all tihe people of the iiState sneeze. There are people in cthis State of whom Mr. Wiltz and his apolitical associates take no account. 0Blut they are a living fact. They are spatting in their claims to recognition, Iand tihe politician who expects to suc- sceed by disregarding therm and their Idemnands must be both. blid and deaf, i
THiE RGESORED MURILLO.-Somlle-thing of the Spanish love of art and agood deal of the Spanish regard forceremonials was lately illustrated inthe reception given the fragment ofthe fanmous painting of Murillo, notlong ago recovered ini New York, andreturned to Seville, whence it wastak&en. The Madrid Gazette gives atull account of the ceremonies of re-turning the fragment to the cathe-dral, where the mutilation occurred.The picture, or rather the recoveredportion of it, was received at the doorof the cathedral by the dean and sev-eral canons, when it was taken to thevestry and the grating' closed to pre-vent the entrance of the people, whnouotwithstanding a heavy lain, weregathered in arn im mense conclourse out-side. The picture was then exposedand examined by a great number ofofficials and artists, who were to tes-tify that it was the one abstracted.It was discovered that the paintinghad fortunately sustained little dam-age, the general sentiment being thatin artistic hands, the work of reatolua-tion could be made nearly perfect.As soon as the tirst examination wasover, in order to eahnlm the anxiety ofthe people, the picture was drawnclose to the grated door of the chapel,and then seeing it, the populace broketforth in wild huzzas and exclamlat.ionsof joy at the spectacle. It is also saidthat the work of restoration will prob-ably be miade public, so ardently dothe people demand it ; many of theobservers actually weeping with joyat the casual glimpse tirst offeredtheml of too mulcJh-alisedl features ofthe adored maint. That is the man-ner in which a work of art of tJe classis received in Seville. It is difficultfor practical Anglo-Saxons to under-stand a religious and artistic senti-ment so abnv~egl. devhelaed.
[P On the 'kth inst., tile annualparade of tItt Thilsdaux Fire Depart-ment will talke plafce.
Dueling In Nevada.[From Mark Twain's Charity Lecture.]Virginia City was a bloodthirsty
place, and the tirst twenty men plant-ed in its burying ground were mur-dared.. Dueling- here was a pastime.The main who fought a duel was morerespected than if he had murderedtwo men. I have a tale to tell ypuabout dueling which hats a moral 'init. People who pay aL dollar for a lec-ture ticket have a right to somethingwith a moral in it.
For two years I was city editor ofa newspaper in Virginia City. I wasthen promoted to be the editor. Ilasted a, week, but I made an uncom-mon lively sheet of it while I lasted.I brought on a quarrel with the editorof an opposing paper. I suppose Icalled him a thief or a body-snatcher.It was customary for the man whooffered the insult to make the chal-lenge. So I challanged the editorwhom I had quarreled with. I willcall him MAr. Lord. My party wereanxious for mae to fight. I knew Lordwouldn't so 1 sent the challenge.
Shortly after 1 received a note fromhim, declining to meet me. This dis-gusted the boys and exasperatedthem, but I was calm. I anm alwayscalm. I sent another challenge, andanother, and another. Lord began togrow bolder, and at length accepted.I was mortified, but began to practice.I went out to the barn, set up a railagainst the barn door, first putting asquash on the end of it. This was to
prpesenlt 1•r. Lord. In regard to in-tellect, the chances between Lord andthe squash were in fatvor of the latter.I began to practice, first at the rail,and then at the squash, and last set-tled on hitting the barn door, butmissed all three.
My friends were with me, but, afterI had shot away a while, we heardLord's party practicing on the otherside of the barn. It looked bad, forif they should find out what I hadbeen doiug there wasn't any sight forme. But just at that juncture a smallbird flew by, andt my second, wihowas a major and at beautiful shot,tired at himi, cutting away his headlas clean as a knife would have done.He picked up the bird, and Lord'ssecond came ta nnintg lup to see, hiowthe thing had blen done. Says hle," That's a fine shot. How far was liewhen lhe firedt " " Abouta thirtypaces," the major answered.
Tihe second's face was pictuCrelqueat this. It was rich to see him glowsick-to get blue under the gills." Does he do that often I " thie fellownext inquired. " Well," said any sec-aond, "about four times out of five."I knew the major was lying, but Icouldn't interrupt him. Lord's sec-aotd returped to his gang and tookhis man home. On examining it wasfoulnd that Lord had hit the mlarkfourteen times out of seventeen, andif hoa had fired these ftiarteen shotsabout nmy systema, any skin would nothave heldl ).y principles. Now I thinkdueliang a batd custaiom, atil I want towarnll the young agailnst it. I wouldn'tfight a duel now. If a mnani shouldaend nme a challeage, I would takehim by the han:d and lead him to a
jquiet place alnd kill hlim.One of the peculiarities of Nevada.
is that there are only a few indigen-oue animals there. I want to empha-size that word inidigenous. It isn'toften'that you get a lecturer who hassuch a fluency as that. Well, theonly indigenous animals are rattle-snakes, Indians and the horned frog.The horned frog, they say, spits vit-tiol at you. It doesn't make any dif-ference whether lie has seen you ornote They never did so to Ime. Iwouldn't take that from a frog. Youmay think I have exaggerated. Idiffer from George Washington. Hecouldn't tell a lie. I can, but I won't.
PIWFKSSIONAL INcoM•s.-Some onehas been guessing at and gossippingabout the moneyed reward of wellknown professional men. CharlesO'Conor, it is said has a larger incomefrom his practice than any lawyer inAmerica, the Jumel case alone bring-ing him a million and a quarter inmoney. Sir Roundell Palmhner, whowas opposed to Evarts at Geneva,makes $120,000 a year, which is morethan Evarts average receipt for hisNew York practice. For defendingJohnson, Evarts received $10,000(and it is not thought he will be paida greater siin f•r worrying Tilton.MAr. Sergeant Ballentine of tlhe Lon-don bar, who has gone to India todefend the Guiacowar of Bardora in aprosecution for murder, gets $50,000for this case alone.
Beach of Tilton's counsel is thoughtto be working for a contingent fee.Jeremiah Black is said to troublehimself noreablout his case than hisfee, preferring to win and get noth-ing than lose and be paid liberally.Great actors are as well remuneratedas great lawyers. Booth mnade his$12,000 a month. Jeftfrson has evenpassed this sum in the same tine. Itis thought that in a season of fortyweeks Clara Morris will make $70,-000, while Charlotte Ctlshmnan's lin-gering farewells are a kind of dra-imatic bomanza. Boucicault., lbetweenhis royalty as a play-wright and hisskill as play-actor, is pocketing $2000every week at Wallack's. Great phy-sicians find millions in their healingart, Mott Parker and Clarke makingas much as $100,000 each in a year'spractice.
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News Items.Garibaldi is ill.V Beecher is being cross-examined,
No more yellow fever at Key West.Central America is unusually tran-e quil.
Galveston is about to build a grainI elevator.
Seventy spinners at Lowell, Mass.,have struck.
Baron Bruno,; the Russian diplo-f mat, is dead.
The striking Pittsburg iron workersI will resume labor.
John Kelley has been re-electedsachem of Tam many.
WalterJ. Brown & Co., New Yorkwool merchants, have failed.
Wagner's brewery at Sparta, Wis.,burned last week. Loss, $60,000.,Leander C. Dyer of Tenn., has beenSappointed U. S. Consul at Tennessee.Youngman and Anderson's paper
mills at Columbus, Ohio, burned onthe 16th.
A Mitchel memorial meeting atCharleston, on the 15th, was largelyattended.
The Detroit and Milwaukee rail-road has beens placed in the hands ofa receiver.
King William of Prussia has signedthe bill withdrawing grants from theCatholic Church.
Telegraphic communication hasbeen established between Havana andSantiago de Cuba.
The Supreme Court will not rendera decision in the Grant parish case atthe present term.
Troops remain in the disturbedmining districts of Pennsylvania tomaintain the peace.
Fighting has occurred between thesavages and Chinese of Formosa, pro-voked by the latter.
All the vessels of the Atlanticsquadron of the navy have concen-trated at Port Royal.
The striking weavers of Philadel-phia refuse to yield until their de-mandsa are acceted to.
The Republicans elected their can-didate for Mayor of Paterson, New IJersey, by 8000 majolity.
Ferdinand Blanknmeyer, a German,residing in Jersey City, has been ar-rested for killing idis wife.
John Jones, aged 17, shot and killedRobert Ferres, aged 21, near Sower-ville, Teun.,.on the 13th.
The Carlists surprised Fort Aspe,near Santander, and carried off 200prisoners, and four cannon;.
The Tennessee has been fitted upas the flagship of Admiral Reynoldsof the Atlantic squndroon.
The Democrats of Trenton, N. J.,elected theitr entire ticket with theexception of the tax receiver.
A movement is on foot for the ea-tablishment of an international bu-reau of weights and measures.
The remains of Judge A. A. Atochaof New Orleans were buried in MountOlive cemetery, Washington, D. C.
Prussia proposes to abolish all re-ligious orders in that country exceptthose empnlloyed in nursing the sick. f
The ship Cornwallis, fromn San rFrancisco for Liverpool, was wrecked ron Pitcairn's Island. Crew saved.
Four men were drpwned by the roverturning of a pleasure yacht in the cCharleston harbor, on the 13th inst. I
Trains on tihe Union Pacific rail- troad were detained last Saturday byfloods, in the vicinity of Fort Laramie. c
Mrs. E. L. Erwin, a highly respectedyoung widow lady of Hannibal, Mo.,drowned herself and cbild on the 16th.
Agents of the French governmenthave made contracfts i;a Bohemia for I10,000 horses, to be delivered in June.
The Carlists are charged with seis-ing a nulmber of women and threat-ening to shoot them unless ransomed.
The great California trotter, Occi-dent, is training at Philadelphia totake part in the coming season's races.
Dan Bryant's funeral took place inNew York last week and was attend-ed by an immense concourse of peo-
Rusk & Co's., wheat elevator at In-dinnapolis, bhrned on the 13th. with30,000 bushels of grain. Loss, $70,-000.
Pepills Gonzales, Cuban insurgentgeneral, died of lockjaw resultingfrom a wound received in a recentbattle.
Two men being refused admittanceinto a hotel at Wales, Ills., attemptedto force an entrance, and both werekilled.
A mast named Hiram Porter wasarrested at Cincinnati on Satnrdaylast, for raising a check from $100 to$5100.
The humane society at Bolougne-voted Paul Iilonton a gold medal forhis exploits with his life-s ving ap-paratus.
Geo. A. Ahrens of the firm Qf Ster-ling. Ahrens & Co., New York, conm-"mitted suicide last Saturday. Causeunknown.
The number of Christians killed by"the Turks in Roumania and Bulgariaduring the past th.e months: is esti-natetd at 27.
Frankl Kelly, thlteen yt6 (tf hge,was killed 'in 'Metwtpih, lnItt' eek, 1yjamldng from a wagon whhileklstesiaj.were running away.
S A druakpn.Swe4e JIled two Weq,stabbed a woman and cut hii ownthroat at Collinsville, Conneeticut, onFriday of last week.
The government seientiata about toexplore the.Black Hills coantry willbe escorted by six companies of cav-airy and two of infantry.
The owners of the royal OperaHouse, London, enjoined the ABieri-can revivalists, M aody- andt Sankey,from using the building.
The Neew York .Metlodist Confer-ence has protested against the ap-portioiminent ot State money for thesulpport of Catholie schools.
A party of minlurs in the BliekiHills were sorroaudered by Indiansand one of their number killed. Theminers were rescued by troops.
Three scientific Parisians aseendedto such a great height in a bd~Resn,last Saturday, that two were -ati-cated and the thisd nearly so.
On the evening of the 29th inst,pelformances for the support and ed-ucation of Dan Bryant's children tillbe given at all the New York theatres.
SSharkey, the escaped New Yorkmurderer has been recaptured inCuba, and.left Havtnu for New .Yotcin charge of a detective, on the 14I.An Industrial Congress which met
at Indianapolis last we'ek adoptedresolutions into suppo of the strikiagminers of th!e autheracite coal regitn.
From 40,000 to 50,000 people tpokpart in the Lexington centeni•ial cel-ebration last Monday. Gen. tranftand Vice President Wilson were prae-
Henry Miller of New Orlean Ibidsfair to carry off the first prize in theChicago billiard tournament now inprogrest. 1S leads the- sere at pwts-ent.
Three thlumsatd spinners wilt beout of employnmentl at Lowell, Mai,in a few days, consequent upon a re-duced pro•duttion of fabric by '•themills.
After an exciting delbate, the Eng-lish House of Commnons rejected apetitiou for the dismaisal of the judgeswho sat at the famous Tichbornetrial. ,
Gen. - A. E .. Shiras,. ComaniseryGeneral of Subsistance. died at Wash-inrton last week, aged 64. Col. AmosBeckwith has been pasigned to fill thevacancy.
Captain General Valmnaseda is pre-paring fort vigorons campaign agsinstthe Cuban insurgents. Two capturedCubans sentenced to death have beenpardoned.
The Philadelphia Anti-Slavery So-ciety celebrated its centennial onApril 14th. Vice President Wilson,Fred. Douglass and Lucretia Mott,madie speeches.
Midshipman W. H. Cox of Jones-born, Tenn., was drowned at Annap-olis, Md., on the 14th inst., by the up-setting of a boat in a creek near theNaval Academy.
Commapder Lull's party have com-plet•d Their survey of the isthmusfrom Panama to Aspinwall, and pro-nounee it the most feasible railroadroute yet surveyed.
More depredaltions havie been com-nitted on the 'Texas border by Mexi-can raiders. The greatest alarm pre-vails and the settlers are flocking intothe towns for protection.
The weight of snow broke down thecan vass of Baruum's, hippodrome atPhiladelphia, on Tuesday of lastweek. Forty permins were beneathbut none were seriously hurt.
The supplemental elections in RhodeIsland haviplg resulted favorably tothe regular Republicans, there is everypriobability that. Lippet will be chosenGovernor by the Legislature.
By a decision of tle U. S. CircuitCourt at Little Rock the Mississippi,Onachita and Red River and the PineBluff. and Chicot railroads will beplaced in the hlands of receivers.
The dead body of Daniel Askew,with three bullet holes in the head,was found near the residence of theJames blrothers, Kearney, Mo., adi itis supposed he was murdered by thosedesparadoes.
Advices from Hayti report muehdisturbance. Numbers of Englishand American residents have appliecdto the eonsuls of their countries forproteeioun front arrest by the Haytiangovernment.
Five colored lintel waiters were ar-rested at Grand Junction, Miss., lastweek, for robbing the mails. Threewere discharged, one turned Staite'sevidence, and the fifth plead guiltyof the roliery.
Two colored nmen were hanged atBeaufort, S. C., on the 6th inst., forthe double crime of arson and mur-der, in having entered a store in June.1874, killed the clerk, robbed him,and set fire to the prnli•ses.
Professor Donaldm on made a one-cessfutl balhoou ascension from Bar-num's hippodrome. last Saturday, ac-complmniird by finr journalists.` Theparty aheded safely at Vincentowu,150 miles frsom the starting point.
James F. Aiklen, a meahclnt atLake Providence, La., was assassin-ated by a mani niamtednTherrell, on the12th inst. Aiklen was seated at hisdesk writing, whl.n Therrell crept tupb•hid hiiu und s"hot hinm in. th!e bIack.
A ;heay• b•aiesalu partjag .ele-
The worth of woama-deQ ble•syo, ....0 manl.
(•arti6 idters are not croW*4detad lAtreet ears.
A door+ h Iiklife ta&ei bth' ait•i? l w LIf there iu 1tkh oba urteat
beats four cs& i#a kladaitd- sti-able wife.
At a recent CoyfoCulrs -beeeetwegtwo girls the one wjiLthe Iema! rer
" Bend me a letter of true Ein ard-ness or a paroxysmal Firs "--write, asgushing lover.
Why, is the capital of Turkey like awhimsical patieistr 'Because it's con-stant to no pill.
Carlyle is ot a fit man foe a censustaker. He salys "ng0l4uuI ,is popu.itated by 40,000,000 souls--mastljyfools."
A little man olberved thatn hod 'adtwo negative qualities *he never laaylong ln `heis 'and le never watsed agreat eoat.
st. Loums has 1O,O00 .do*s. Thenatives wear a sectiou of stovepipeon each leg during the niad do sea-son.A plain Wisconsini- man, hornOed
at over-hearing. his Wife ejecuate,"T' ih's thle kiad of. a~etl.apa pia I,am," went out to attempt suicide.
A Troy bigamnist ran out of a backdoor while his two wives were light-lng over the question as to whichshould have him, and lins not o ncebeen seen.
When a Detroiter was taked " the-other day by a traveller ifp ha hadbeen,in Brooklyns m l stple t to • ..ply: " Do I look like oote of t iat sortf maen, air .
A Milwaaukee woman, rg ae withcOlumltiitlO Iegg•d sie d r l togive her smet••iug.th•t would keepher up until the verdict of te Alphr
trial was published." I don't care muelt about the bugI,"said Warniley, to the head of a ge-
teel boatding house, "' but the fact is.madam, I haven't theaitood to spare;you see that yourself."
It has tIas ' OdjvX.Arms usually belong b lt_ •a "persuatioa, because they all keep theday of their going up a profound se-cret.
A Chicago man thinks thatthe worstspeller ough.t to get the Dkikeonary,and the winner should eiave ae • .erasrai sorrel," or somue other gardeun ase,like them Greeks.
The Providence Pree says it frverheard in fnnen? oration -orf wr,and seldom in private -onversation,the opinion expressed that a man with10,000 income had gone to hell.
Every man who mails a packagesalject to the new postage rated drcpsit into the hole with the wish thatSenator Hamlin had to sit firt tWohours on a hot shoveL-.ree Press.
The average Gorilla of. CentralAfrica,unow-poits to Stanley and hisbalnd of explorers, and pathitticalyreminds his grand children that "st'is whalt- they may one day epeat tocome to."
"Don't call on me for thre des ,"is what an Ashland girl posted on,-front gate, and she further ad~" I'm' going to eat' some-- oniMis Itiweek if . never-• hate anothetfbeani"--Cle velad Herald.
Tw men neasuned Charles H.) Millersimultaneonsly had divorce suitsu • aNew Haven court. A der i tn: diecase was granted. Both Millers tiasthe decision for their own, and re-married, and the Miller who isn'tdivorced, therefor hmias two wives onhand.
A quiet, peaceable gentleman inPhiladelphia has recently given upbusiness, sent his family into thecountry, and calmly awnonucc' his'determination of devoting the re-mainder of his life to discovering themani who sent him a piaving stone byexpress, with $17 charges on it.-Nook's aunday Times.
A Nevada woman reeently knockeddown seven burghars, one after an-other. Her husband watched herfrom the top of the stairs, and felt e.brimful of battle that he eonmdn'tmwaloff until he hal jerked his eightrear-old b•y out of bed aid "" whaledl''hium soundly for not getting up andhelping his mother.
"Have yon a;y eggs ?" inqirir aepeaefald hooking old man as he leaneetover the eoimmter of a hardware storerecently. " No sir-this is a hardwarestore; we keep nails, stoies, tefr."answered the clerk. Well, I di4want somne eggs," .slowly drawled h -old man, " but I hain't particular, andyou may give me a pound of nails."" Are you going iftr"thiit'angar T"
flled a Jrnlrette (Mlch.) mnotlerti,her boy, who was in tie street. " AmsI going after Ltha; sugar 1" 4W ethe youth in a sancy aimd ii ielitole ; Ihlt jist tIElit heltalfpl i'd Itssee, his father esmniti p iehio d lida,asudJle aid v ury-respctfally amed lh,-ingly : " Why, of entr.e I ant, Ina ;1 didn't know \vo.n needed it rightaway."
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