The Bush Telegraph - Geelong Grammar School
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The Bush Telegraph
EDITION NO 514 I Thursday 4 September 2014
An Anglican Coeducational Boarding and Day School
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Timbertop Campus, Geelong Grammar School, Private Mailbag, Mansfield 3722 Tel: 03 5733 6777 Email: [email protected]
Positive Education Quote of the Week:
To be yourself in a world that is trying to make you
something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Values and Ethics Nike is one of the biggest
companies this decade in
the sportswear area and it
is definitely one of the most
successful. But Nike has a
lot of ethical problems and it
has not seemed to do any-
thing about it.
Some of the things that are
really letting them down in-
clude child labour, workers‟
rights and sweat shops in
Bangladesh. All of these
things can be stopped
though if we as consumers try to stop
Nike preying on innocent people by pay-
ing wages that are too cheap. We need
to put our money where our mouth is
and buy goods that are from ethical
companies only.
By Fred Roper
Bush Dance Bush dance Number 2 took place on the
26th of August, a lovely evening. Girls‟
Units had been brainstorming ideas for
costumes all afternoon whereas on the
other hand, the boys‟ Units quickly
thought of a costume at dinner; apart from E unit, who
took the time to dress up as Mexicans.
Line up consisted of a
whole bunch of smiles and
laughs, especially when J
Unit turned up all dressed
in their pyjamas with their
mattresses strapped to
themselves, definitely tak-
ing home best dressed of
the night! The teachers
were taken aback when K
Unit turned up all dressed
as them, India Leary looking the best
dressed as Mr. B.
The night consisted of numerous
dances, all of which the Assistants
impressively demonstrated for us,
Delves and Robbo out-dancing the
others with their extraordinary moves.
The night came to a close, the E Unit
Mexicans having danced with the N
Unit Indians and the G Unit lads hav-
ing danced with the L Unit tradies.
FGI Units kindly reset the Dining Hall
afterwards and everyone else re-
turned to their Units exhausted from
a long night dancing.
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Chapel Performances On the morning of 1st of September with a chilly spring
breeze blowing through the trees we walked up to Chap-
el eager for something to fill our ears.
Mr. B woke us up with his beaming hello and our reply
seemed unsatisfactory so with an even louder hello we
were wide awake and ready to hear some good music.
Mr. B told us that the following performances were
played at the parent‟s dinner and that the acts were the
guitar ensemble conducted by Paul Riley who was, un-
fortunately, absent and the vocal ensemble conducted
by Ms. Joy. The guitar ensemble was first and they did
an acoustic rendition of Demons by Imagine Dragons,
followed by Clocks, then Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
followed by and awesome version of the Game of
Thrones theme song. After this the vocal ensemble
came up and performed What a Wonderful World.
It was an amazing morning of music and congratulations
to all of the performers.
Hobbies Hobbies at Timbertop have two categories, active and
passive. The active hobbies consist of Mountain Biking,
Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, Ultimate Disc and lots more. Passive
hobbies comprise of Fly Fishing, 7Cs of Champions, Eu-
ropean Culture and a lot, lot more. All the hobbies are a
great way to learn a new skill but they are also whole lot
of fun.
I did Brazilian Ju-Jitsu and I‟m currently doing the 7Cs of
Champions. Both have been and are great fun. In Brazili-
an, we learned techniques from Mr Holze the German
Assistant. After that we are allowed to have a free wres-
tle, judged by him. The 7Cs stands for Cards, Chess,
Crosswords, Cheese, Chips, Chocolate and Coonara.
Last week, I spent the time playing a game called
„Articulate‟ with the other students in the group. In the
first session, we had an epic game of „Monopoly‟ that
took up almost the whole time we had. I‟m sure that all
the other Hobbies are as good as the ones that I am do-
ing and have done.
The Fraggle Straggle Sunday‟s run was a 9.7km handicap run around the
school campus. Everyone was put into groups from 1 -
14 (14 being the faster lot), and were all set off at dif-
ferent times depending on their ability.
The run started up the Klingsporn and went on to the
gravel pits. Then we were all pushed up Barclay‟s by Mr
Pearce at the water-stop, in the shining bright sun. We
then continued the run along the Term 3 crossie track,
which led us to the bottom of Bald Hill. By this point of
time people knew they were getting close to finishing
after getting up Bald. At the top it was a fast descent
downhill, through the switchbacks to lower Bald Hill Pad-
dock. After that it was a race to the finish through the
dams, for a nice downhill finish. Overall, it was good to
have a shorter run this week to recover from last week‟s
14km Red Hill Run.
By Jess Wade
Middle School Tour Day It was a nice sunny day, 31st of August, when the buses
full of the Year 8s arrived in front of the library. Seeing
all the Barwon boys and Chook plus Greenie for the first
time in three and a half terms was great but it was ru-
ined when I realized I had a Science test so I left to go to
the Science Lab.
After class we rushed back up back to the unit for lunch
then Kunawat and I went down to the Dining Hall to col-
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lect the families we were touring. We started our tour at
the glorious F Unit and then we continued out tour down
to the dams. After the dams, our families decided to go
into G Unit. Once they returned they told us how nice
they thought it was and we continued our tour. We went
to the Music School, the JLC, the Ag Centre and then
finally back to the Dining Hall.
After lots of weird questions about everything to do with
everything about Timbertop we said good bye to the fam-
ilies.
Finally after saying goodbye to all the old kids from Mid-
dle School we headed off to Period 5 and then the long
run.
By Bailey Melzak
The 7Cs Hobby On Monday, when we were supposed to do Rammed
Earth Walls for TEAM, it was raining so Mr Otto told us to
write an article about our hobby.
Every Wednesday afternoon we go to Mr Bolden‟s house
to enjoy: chocolate, cheese, chess, crosswords, Coona-
ra, chips and cherished memories. We have an interest-
ing group of people including Kunawat, Andrew Ang, Ca-
ley Jebb, Simon Chen, Charles Shier and many more.
Everyone‟s favorite game is “I Doubt It” because it‟s the
best game and only the best person wins. Even now ex-
citement is building up inside of me for the next assem-
bly of The7Cs!
By Will Henry
A Flashback to
Term 1 Hiking {to the tune of Jingle Bells}
Bashing through the bush,
on a very humid day.
On all the hikes we do,
we’re hurting all the way.
Climbing up the knolls,
they’re really very steep.
“Only 1 k to go!”
Actually more like 13.
Oh, Timbertop, Timbertop, Timbertop hiking.
The only way to escape the day is to fake an injury, hey!
Timbertop, Timbertop, Timbertop hiking.
The only thing that keeps us going is the thought of
showering.
Inspired by The Bluff Hike.
By Teriza Mir
Night Time Activities Timbertop offers a wide range of to do after lights out.
These include:
Going to sleep
Listening to music
Whispering to the person next to you
Talking to the fellas
Listening to Frithy‟s alarm
Going to the toilet
Going to the toilet for a long time
Talk about popular internet videos such as
youtube etc.
Listen to Euan snore
Listen to Euan snore louder
Listen to Euan get hit by a shoe
Listen to Euan still snore
Singing a lullaby to everybody‟s enjoyment
By Oscar McLachlan
Bush Dance During Term 3, the Timbertop students go through some
changes, whether it be becoming an uber-cool skier like
the Mansfield boys Eisner and Yencken or getting sick,
we all become professional bush dancers.
Under the guidance of the ultimate bush dance teacher
Mr van Wyk, all the Units
are able to come in a cos-
tume to dance in. The
choices are endless. You
can be J Unit and strap
your bed mattress to your
back or I Unit who dressed
up in the girls tight run-
ning cloths or you can do
an “Oscar McLachlan”
and paint yourself green
and tie your ears together
and attend the bush
dance as Shrek.
The night begins with a
7:00pm line up at the Dining Hall with the crack of Mr
Bainger‟s whip telling us to pipe down. We all walk in
and take our spots on the floor and are lucky enough to
get a demo from the Assistants on the dance we will be
doing. Then one of the most important rules at Tim-
bertop is broken, the “one meter rule”. The boys take
their spots with the girls and begin the dance. One may
think to dance like bushmen is easy; well, dancing like a
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bushman is not easy, it requires getting sweaty and
stanky.
The three best dancing pairs would have to be given to
Jules and Captain, Nellie and the Ben Leckie and Ben
Chaney and Ole Royston. Best Assistant couple goes to
Robbo and Miss Hayward.
Bush dance is a ripper night and everyone looks forward
to it.
By Nick Jackson
Monday Morning Performance For this week‟s performance, we listened to both of the
Timbertop music ensembles‟ performances from the
Parents Dinner before exeat. The guitar ensemble start-
ed off with Demons by Imagine Dragons followed by
Clocks by Coldplay then Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
and the Game of Thrones theme song to finish off. Then
followed by Ms. Joy‟s voice ensemble performing Won-
derful World.
Both ensembles were really enjoyable and everyone
loved it. Mr. B thanks Mr. Riley and Ms. Joy for working
with the groups.
By Mani Kubendran
Rules at Timbertop Rules are the things that keep Timbertop together and if
there were no rules Timbertop wouldn‟t even exist.
Timbertop gives the students some freedom on campus
and lets them do what they want. But when students
take it too far the school jumps on them and the student
or students get a Buller Road or worse, in my case a
“Hislop Special” which is a lot worse than everything the
school gives out.
If the school didn‟t have any rules there wouldn‟t any
limits for the kids and they could do what they want
which wouldn‟t be good.
Sometimes we think that the rules at Timbertop are a bit
strict but rules are the centre of Timbertop and if there
weren‟t any rules then there wouldn‟t be any Timbertop.
Another Great Week of Running After Mr. Saunders‟ great speech on running. I started
the run in first place and I knew I was in for a bumping
rough ride and I loved it. Tom come shooting past me
with a smile on his face. I got to the mouth of Barclay‟s
and I knew I was ready to explode up the hill. At the top
was Mr. Watson screaming at all the hard-working,
sweating kids only 15 years old to “don‟t stop pushing,
go, go. go!” It was at the finish where we all said how we
almost died on that run.
The next day was the 9.8 km run which was another
handicap run. The slower people started first because
they would last longer. Therefore, the super quick fast
speeding demons go last. The route was to the Buller
Road then back past the gravel pits and up Barclay‟s
then Bald Hill and back to the peaceful speed hump.
The route was very hard and rough and up and down
but there was no casualties so all and all Timbertop run-
ning is getting better and better.
By Hamish Hood
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