You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?

You are the smartest animal in the room

A blue man lives in a blue house. A green man lives in a green house. Who lives in the white house?

The president.

When I am released to the wind,you look away and you pretend,but away your friends I will send.

What am I?

A fart.

What heavy seven letter word can you take two away from and be left with eight?

Weights.

If you had ten mango and two bananas in one hand and two mango and ten bananas in the other hand. what would you have?

Very large hands

Why is 6 so much afraid of 7 ?

Because 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).

who is silent in the parliament?

The Letter 'A' is silent in the parliament.

Triplets(Neha , Bandini & shivani) were born in August but their birthday is in December.how come ?

August is a town

What do you call a fish without an eye?

fsh

no eye => no i => fish -i => fsh

lolz

When does an Indian Potato changes its nationality ?

When it become french fires :-)

According to famous saying "Two's company, and three's a crowd "

then whats four and five ?

Nine :)

Where do fish keep their money ?

On River Bank :-)

If it took twelve men eighteen hours to build a wall, how long would it take nine men to build it?

No time at all it is already built

Himesh Reshamiya go for morning walk everyday.One day rain got started , he did not have any umbrella and wasn't wearing any hat.His clother got all wet , yet not a single hair on his head got wet.

Himesh Reshamiya is bald

What does an Island and the letter T have in common ?

They're both in the middle of wa'T'er

You need to complete the series of riddles which are stated as :1. You have a task to put a dinosaur in your cupboard ?2. You have a task to put a tiger in your cupboard3. Lion, the jungle king invites all the animals to his 22nd birthday party. Everyone single animal comes except for one animal, which one ?4. There is small lake having deadly crocodile , you cannot go over it, you cannot go under it and you cannot go around it, how do you get across ?1. We open the cupboard, put the dinosaur in the cupboard and close it.2. We should open the cupboard, take the dinosaur out of cupboard, put the tiger in and close it.3. The tiger, hes still in the cupboard4. You swim across the lake as all the crocodile are at the party.