Sample Script

1. (Running footsteps)

2. Billy runs into Steve.

3. Steve: Did you find anything?

4. Billy: No did you?

5. Steve: No, I asked you to look for any evidence of them. I’ve been here waiting for you, you plonker

6. Billy: I know but you still could’ve found something

7. Steve: Like what, Billy?

8. Billy: I don’t know, something?

9. Steve: Shut up Billy, let’s just go search for them together

10. Billy: Ok

11. (Running footsteps)

12. Billy: I don’t know about you Steve, but I’m really tired.

13. Steve: Enough of that Billy, we really need to look for evidence of them, as we aren’t doing our jobs.

14. Billy: But Steve, I think I’m getting cramp in my right leg

15. Steve: For goodness sake Billy

16. (Billy sat down on a bench while Steve carried on looking around for evidence)

17. (Sitting down sound)

18. (Steve returns after 5 minutes, whilst seeing Billy is seen sleeping, and Steve notices one of the criminals running past.)

19. Steve: Billy wake up!

20. Billy: Huh? What?

1. Steve: He’s just run past you, you numpty, chase him!

2. Billy: Oh right

3. (Running footsteps).

4. Steve: Where’s he gone?

5. Billy: He’s gone somewhere but I don’t know where he’s gone.

6. Steve: Obviously, let’s turn onto this road here.

7. (Running Footsteps)

8. Criminal 1: Oh no! Look!

9. (Billy tripped over)

10. Steve: For goodness sake Billy!

11. Billy: Good luck Steve!

12. (Criminals continued to run away as Steve carried on chasing)

13. (Running Footsteps)

14. Steve: Get back here!

15. Criminal 2: You’re chasing the wrong people; we haven’t done anything

16. Steve: Stop lying! I’ve seen your criminal record, and picture

17. Criminal 2: No way!

18. (Running footsteps)

19. (Billy came round the corner, and dived on criminal 2)

20. Billy: I got one Steve!

21. Steve: Keep hold of him, and have these

22. (Steve chucks handcuffs to Billy)

1. Billy: What should I do with them?

2. Steve: What do you think you do with them Billy

3. Billy: I don’t know Steve you’re the one that gave me them

4. Steve: Put them on his feet Billy

5. Billy: How are they suppose to fit on his feet Steve?

6. (Billy tries to put the handcuffs on the criminal’s feet)

7. (Rough sound)

8. Criminal 2: What a complete utter plonker

9. Steve: They are called handcuffs for a reason Billy put them on his hands that’s why I gave them you!

10. (Criminal 2 snook away, and ran off)

11. (Running Footsteps)

12. Steve: Look what you’ve done now Billy he’s got away

13. Billy: You’re the one that distracted me, I had him right where I wanted him

14. Steve: Oh shut up Billy

15. Billy: Oh hand-cuffs! Makes sense!

16. (Steve shakes his head)

17. Steve: Were going to have to continue to look for the peasants because you couldn’t do one job you were specifically trained for.

18. Billy: And you talk too much Steve.

19. Steve: Shut up Billy, let’s just go

20. (Steve, and Billy started looking for both the criminals again)

21. (Running footsteps)

1. Billy: I can’t cope with all this running. Why can’t we just use the police vehicle

2. Steve: Stop being so lazy, besides they’re nearby so there’s no need to drive around.

3. Billy: But Steve I might get cramp again, I didn’t do any stretches before running.

4. Steve: You really are the worst partner anyone could ever have aren’t you?

5. Billy: You’re such a hypocrite

6. Steve: Shut up, let’s go

7. Criminal 2: There they are!

8. Criminal 1: Be quiet you idiot

9. (Steve, and Billy clocked on to the criminals)

10. (Running Footsteps)

11. Steve: Billy you go that way, ill go this way

12. Billy: Got ya

13. (Running footsteps)

14. Criminal 1: Now look what you’ve got us into now you idiot, you’re stupider than that other police officer

15. Criminal 2: If I didn’t say anything they would’ve clocked on to us anyway

16. Criminal 1: They didn’t see us you clown

17. (Billy dived onto Criminal 2)

18. Billy: Got ya!

19. (Steve got hold of Criminal 1)

20. Steve: You’re under arrest

21. Criminal 1: You don’t know what you’re doing, you will regret this.

22. Steve: We know its you, we’ve got the evidence

1. (Steve & Billy handcuffed them)

2. Steve: good job you didn’t try handcuff his feet again Billy

3. Billy: Funny one you are

4. Steve: Can’t believe you tried handcuffing his feet in the first place

5. Billy: I wanted to try something new

6. Criminal 2: You should try it again; it might work this time ill stay still

7. Steve: Don’t listen to him Billy, anyway ill be back in a second have to nip to the bushes need a quick one

8. Billy: Ok

9. Criminal 2: You should try it though, I think it will actually work, and it would make it worse for us to escape.

10. Billy: I’m not listening to your lies.

11. Criminal 1: No it’s actually a really good idea, because if our feet are cuffed then how could we possibly go anywhere?

12. Criminal 2: You can trust us we won’t leave

13. Billy: Ok let’s see if it’ll work

14. (Billy unlocked the handcuffs of Criminal 2, and then criminal 1)

15. Steve: Billy no!

16. (Criminal 1 & Criminal 2 ran away)

17. Billy: Why didn’t you persuade me enough not to take them off Steve

18. Steve: Didn’t I tell you not to take them off?

19. Billy: Yes, but not persuasive enough, I actually didn’t think he’d run away

1. For goodness sake billy!