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A Look Back

As we come into a new century we look at the good and bad of the 1600s.

Present

What’s Happing Now? What’s trending? How’s Life?

The Future

Leonardo Flanini

What’s gonna Happen? Music, Theatre, and Art News

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The Peasants January 1700

Famous Individuals

Isaac Newton January 4, 1643 - ? Isaac Newton discovered something revolutionary that we’ll be using for centuries to come. Rumor has it that the way Isaac discovered Gravity was from an apple falling on his head while sleeping but others believe that he watched apples fall from an apple tree. Either way he has helped us with a huge question we’ve had. Next thing we need to focus on, How to we Defy Gravity?

René Descartes March 31, 1596 – February 11, 1650 René Descartes was a mathematician and a famous philosopher. The Cartesian coordinate system was named after him. The Cartesian Coordinate System is a coordinate system that specifies each point uniquely in a plane by a pair of numerical coordinates, which are the signed distances from the point to two fixed perpendicular directed lines, measured in the same unit of length.

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Fashion

The 1600s were so last season. all those puffy clothes. In the late 1600s, makeup began to get heavier. First, white paint was applied, then white powder, then a brownish rouge, and red lip color. Everyone looked like china dolls.

An article by Giovanna Gucci

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Puffy, elegant dresses were the trademark of the 1600s. At peasants we have praised these for years and we say they are IN. Keep all of your dresses for the 1700s they are not out.

The fashions in the 1600s for the men were very similar to the girls dress it consisted of puffy coats under puffy coats. It’s flat out ugly. This year we need to follow strict fashion rules. S.T.Y.L.E.

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Polish–Swedish War (1617–1618)

Devastation Around Us We Interviewed A Elderly Lithuanian Woman Named Svetlana Žukauskienė/ Stankevičienė. She is aged 91 and was a teen living through this war.

The Interview Original Lithuanian Interview Peasants: Sveiki Svetlana Svetlana: Sveiki P Kaip tu šiandien S: Aš esu Na. ačiū P: Kaip karas paveikti jus S: Mano tėvas kovojo kare, mes jį prarado, deja P Kas dar atsitiko šiuo metu S: Mes turėjome būti atsargūs. Mūsų namai buvo saugu, bet kas dabar ir tada mes buvome pavojus. Ji niekada nebuvo įdomus laikas. P: Ką jūs darote, kad išliktumėte gyvas S:. Po sutartis buvo pasirašyta sustabdyti karą mes turėjo išeiti, nes ji galiojo tik iki Lap 1620 Mes emigravo į Vokietiją, buvo daug saugiau P: Dėkoju už sėdi su mumis šiek tiek S: Tai buvo mano malonumas

The Interview English Translation Peasants: Hello Svetlana Svetlana: Hello P: How are you today S: I am Well. Thank you P: How did the war affect you? S: My father fought in the war, we lost him sadly P: What else happened in this time S: We had to be careful. Our houses were mostly safe but every now and then we were in danger. It was never a fun time. P: What did you do to stay alive? S: After the treaty was signed to stop the war we had to get out because it was only valid until November 1620. We immigrated to Germany, It was much more safe P: Thank you for sitting with us for a little bit S: It was my pleasure

Quiz 1. Who was Shakespeare Married to?

A. Mary Jane Holland B. Anne Hathaway C. Lydia Sinatra

2. How Many sonnets did Shakespeare Write

A. 154 B. 47 C. 237

3. How many plays did Shakespeare

write? A. 37 B. 34 C. 42

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