1. Oktoberfest Guide 2.0Oktoberfest Guide 2.0 By Tumblr-User Thatsgrape 2. How to dressHow to dress The traditional clothes are dirndl and lederhosn (if you can't pronounce it, don't worry. A lot of people are not able to.) These two things are fucking expensive. (I'm not kidding. I paid like 180 euro for my dirndl alone, not counting shoes, accesories, etc...) Lederhosn are even more expensive because it's fucking real leather and you have to buy the socks, the shoes, the shirt, maybe a hat and a shit ton of other things to complete the outfit. So if you're a rich bitch and really want to buy it: never do it without consulting a sales assistant. No, seriously. They will tell you exactly why the dirndl is probably to big for you and which size you should have. 3. How not to dressHow not to dress If you want to buy fake Lederhosn/dirndl because they're cheaper: DON'TDON'T The only thing you will get is people laughing at you behind your back. Just wear your normal clothes like most people do. 4. How to get to the OktoberfestHow to get to the Oktoberfest In Munich, the best way to get somewhere is to take the S- or U-Bahn (it's not important to know what that stands for). The Oktoberfest is on a field called the Theresienwiese. It has it's own station on the line U5 and U5 (these are the green-ish and brown lines on the map. Two other U-Bahn stations are possible: Goetheplatz and Poccistrae, both on the U3 and U6, the orange and dark blue line. From these stations, the Festwiese is always indicated. If you still don't know how to get there, just ask. Most germans speak more or less english and are always willing to help, especially during Oktoberfest. 5. How to drink beerHow to drink beer In Germany, drinking beer is legal when you're 16. (I can hear the americans crying tears of joy) 16 is also the age you're allowed to go into the tents without an adult. The Mass (1 liter Beer) is aroung 10 euros. Insider: buy beer before hand in the Supermarket if you want to get drunk. DON'T START FIGHTS WITH ANYONE! Especially when you're drunk. Nobody likes these kind of people and you will have problems with the security staff. 6. FinalyFinaly HAVE FUN!HAVE FUN! Because that's what the Oktoberfest is about. All mistakes are intentional. 7. FinalyFinaly HAVE FUN!HAVE FUN! Because that's what the Oktoberfest is about. All mistakes are intentional.