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Transcript of National limerick day 12 may14 at 8:30 est
JOIN THE COPPER PICKERS MAY 12TH
AS WE CELEBRATE
NATIONAL LIMERICK DAY
THERE ONCE WAS A COPPER PICKER NAMED
EARL
WHO WAS SMITTEN WITH A LASSIE NAMED
PEARL
HE WANTED TO TAKE HER OUT
BUT SHE WOULD JUST LOOK AND POUT
MAKING EARL GO LOOKING FOR ANOTHER
GIRL.
36” Ruby Zoisite Chip Strand 3mm – 8mm $3
There once was a man named Stan
Who never had a tan
Married a lady name Britney
Who was so kinkey
Damn Stan
There once was a lady married to Dickie
Who is always ready for a quickie
They ended up with five kids
Now we are on to Grandkids
It’s so Freakie
12” Pink Opal Chip Strand
3mm – 8mm
$3
There once was a girl named Ms
Judy
She fell on her very large booty.
The kids all did shout
It’s all hanging out
And we see to much of Ms Judy
12” Strand of REAL Emerald Chips 3mm – 6mm $4
There once was a lady from
Canada
Who's angelic name was
Angela
Who constantly fell asleep in
her chair
to the disappointment of her
lovely hair.
Now we look like a gorilla.
Silver Floral Connectors
23x8mm 4 for $.75
3 lots available Ship:
$2.50/combine
Kristin
Pink & Green Two-Tone Preciosa Glass Faceted 4mm Beads 20 pcs $1.20 4 lots Ship: $2.50/combine
Kristin [email protected]
12” Strand of Shiny Hematite Chips 3mm – 8mm $1
There once was a lady from DelRay
who wanted to learn how to crochet.
but all she could find were beads
so makes bracelets while watching
Weeds
oh I hope these sale she’d pray.
36” Peridot Chip Strand 3mm – 6mm $3
There once was a Jersey Girl called Maria
Who suffered from diarrhea
She got her supplies for cotton pickers
And not from city slickers
You get the idea.
SMALL COPPER PAW
PRINTS Missing the patter of little
feet? Or not, here are
some adorable paw
prints to grace your
creations. Each one
measures 13 x 11mm.
There are 10 in a lot and
15 lots available.
SB: 1.00 S/H: 2.35
MARIA
COPPER TEDDY BEARS 8
Those copper pickers
were hiding these teddy
bears in a special teddy
bear bin for those special
thunder storm nights of
cuddling. They decided
to share so you can have
an extra cuddle when
you need it.
SB: 8/1.00 S/H: 2.35
10 lots available.
MARIA
CANYON MARBLE OVALS
Losing more marbles over
here. These need a new
home.
Offered is a 15 inch strand of
21x16mm oval canyon
marble beads.
The colors in these beads
are amazing.
SB: 1.25 S/H: 2.35
2 strands available
Maria
I LOVE YOU IN COPPER
Yes, it’s an I Love You
heart in copper and is
stamped on both sides.
You always need a
different way to say I
love you and what
better than a copper
heart!!
They come in lots of 10
and there are 15 lots
available.
SB: 1.00 S/H: 2.35 maria
REDLINE MARBLE STRAND
20 x 15mm
16 inch strand
Redline marble teardrop
shaped beads
SB: 1.00 S/H: 2.35
2 strands available
Maria
COPPER HAND MADE
HANDS
Those copper pickers are
offering some helping hands
to accent all your hand
made creations. They are
stamped hand made on
both the front and back.
SB: 10/1.00 S/H: 2.35
20 LOTS AVAILABLE
Maria [email protected]
ANTIQUE COPPER HEART
TOGGLE
Antique Copper
Heart Toggle Heart
is 26x23x2mm and
Bar is 31x10x2mm.
SB: .65 EACH S/H:
2.35
There are 13
available.
Maria [email protected]
LARGER COPPER PAW
PRINTS So, you don’t have the
patter of little feet, but the
stomping of those big
uns?
Here are some larger
copper paw prints that
are 19 x 16mm in size.
Super quality.
SB: 8/1.00 S/H: 2.35
There are 12 lots
available.
Maria [email protected]
COPPER BUNNIES
Straight from the Copper
Fields come these bunnies
with attitude. They just
think they are so CUTE.
Each one is 14x9mm in
size and are longing to get
away the copper picker
MacGregor whose carrots
they were eating.
There are 12 lots of 8
available.
SB: 1.00 S/H: 2.35
MARIA
ANTIQUE COPPER
FLOWER VINE CONNECTOR
10
Those copper pickers have
spent the last few days taking
those flower vines and making
them into these interesting
connectors. Each one
measures approx. 21 x 21mm
at its widest and longest.
There are 12 lots available.
SB: 10/1.00 S/H: 2.35
Maria [email protected]
Pretty gold lace agate. Each measures 5 mm
in size.
Agates are great for balance and inspiration.
20 = 1.00
40 = 2.00
60 = 3.00
80 = 4.00
Shipping $2.35
I combine shipping over all auctions
weekly.
SOME THINGS I’M DRAWN TO LIKE MAGNETS LIKE THE GEMSTONE GOLD LACE AGATES THE COLOR OF BROWN DON’T YOU NEED A POUND? I WILL JUST GO AHEAD AND BAG IT!
Lovely soft yellow in color. Each measure 4
mm in size.
40 = 1.25
80 = 2.50
Shipping $2.35
I combine shipping over all auctions
weekly.
Super cool Chinese painted jasper. These are faceted and 6 mm
in size.
20 = 1.50
40 = 3.00
60 = 4.50
80 = 6.00
Shipping $2.35
I combine shipping over all auctions
weekly.
Wonderful opalite squares measure 10 x 8
mm in size. Transparent shine to
these beauties!
12 = 2.00
24 = 4.00
Shipping $2.35
I combine shipping over all auctions
weekly.
Green Malaysia jade cubes. Drilled diagonal, they
measure 12 x 12 mm in size.
10 = 1.20
20 = 2.40
30 = 3.60
40 = 4.80
50 = 6.00
Shipping $2.35
I combine shipping over all auctions
weekly.
Pink quartz cut into a triangle. Each
measures 16 x 14 mm in size. Known as the
love stone.
10 = 1.00
20 = 2.00
30 = 3.00
40 = 4.00
50 = 5.00
Shipping $2.35
I combine shipping over all auctions
weekly.
There once was a gal called Delynn
Who loved her bathtub gin.
She took Wanda for a spin
And did her in
Now she has to take it on the chin.
1M Silver Skull Chain
$5
Delynn
• White Connector with Rhinestones. Approximately 2.25 inches long – estimating a 5-6mm hole. Very very shiny.
• Starting Bid - $1.50
• Shipping - $2.25
Delynn
• 1 – 15 inch strand of clear with blue core and copper shimmer glass beads (there are a few off colored beads on the strand). Mixture of ovals and rounds.
• BMGM –3 available
• Starting Bid - $1.25
• Shipping - $2.25
Delynn
• 20 – 6 mm green miliefori glass cubes
• Starting Bid - $1
• Shipping - $2.25
• BMGM – 4 available
Delynn
• 12 – Bamboo shaped clear crackle glass 9x6 mm
• Starting Bid - $.75
• BMGM – 3 available
• Shipping - $2.25
Delynn
• 1 strand with two glass teardrop focal 40x30mm
• Starting Bid - $1.50
• BMGM – 2 available
• Shipping $2.25
Delynn
• 1 – 18 x 17 mm sea opal puffed heart
• Starting Bid - $.50
• BMGM –3 available
• Shipping - $2.25
Delynn
• 6 – Gold tone metal dolphin charms 19x21mm
• Starting Bid - $1
• BMGM – 2 available
• Shipping - $2.25
Ms. Jilene’s Limerick
• There's a middle aged
lady from Salina who
couldn't be more
kinda...
• she took a short vaca
to spend a late
Mother's day
• with her Mom and
daughter alongside
her.
The ama auctions are fun.
We hang out and chat, rain or sun.
We talk about floke, balls and clitter - no joke!
And hope NOT to hear 'dun dun dun' !
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There once was a lady - Maria.
Who came up with quite an idea
--hire pickers for copper --now nothing can stop her!
She got us ALL hooked - - Mamma mia !
From our own Ms. Fancy
Who is also known as Nancy
She lives where it hot
And we love her a lot
And even has time to
dancey.
fancy nancy
CARVED DRUZY GEODE AGATE
46x42x9mm awesome coloring !
beveled edge
SB: $2.75
S/H: $ 2.25 - i combine
fancy nancy
TIBETAN SILVER BEADCAPS
5x9mm
10pcs - $ 1.25 2 lots available
S/H: $ 2.25 - i combine
fancy nancy
SILVER FOIL LAMPWORK TUBE BEADS
8x14mm
10pcs $1 2 lots available
S/H: $ 2.25 - i combine
fancy nancy
6mm SILVERTONE BEADCAPS
25 pcs - $ 1 5 available
S/H: $2.25 - i combine
fancy nancy
CRYSTAL RONDELLES
6x8mm apple green
30pcs - $1 2 lots available
S/H: $2.25 - i combine
fancy nancy
LAMPWORK SEAHORSE
2 3/4" including the bail
SB: $ 2
S/H: $2.25 - i combine
Delynn
• 2 – 12 inch strands of purple glass beads
• Starting Bid - $1.50
• Shipping - $2.25
• Gold Crimp Beads 80
pcs.
• BMGM – 2 packages
available
• Starting Bid - $1
• Shipping - $2.25
Delynn
• 1 – 7 inch strand ceramic beads – light green to blue discs and black rounds (discs approx 10 mm and rounds 6 mm)
• Starting Bid - $1.25
A mouse in her room woke Ms. Jerri She was frightened--it was oh so scary. Soon a happy thought hit her -- To scare off the critter, She sat up in bed and meowed.
The Night Tale of Ms Jerri By Nana
Multi-Mix Gemstone Teardrops
Mix of gemstone beads, top drilled.
Size varies 6x8mm to 6x10 in flat to puffed teardrops
8” strand contains 16 beads
(all beads pictured)
Starts at $2.75
Kayla ~Shnasy Deals~
Shipping $2.25 I combine.
Spotted Chalcedony Cross
Unique! This opaque stone is brown with spots
of red, black, cream and occasionally green.
This is top drilled and natural stone measuring
26x18mm.
Starting at $3.50 $2.00
I have 2 of these available
(2nd one has more white tones)
Kayla ~Shnasy Deals~
Shipping $2.25 I combine.
Silk Bead Cord Needle attached natural silk bead cord in a
gorgeous medium blue (not quite as bright blue in
picture)
2-meter card with flexible stainless steel needle
integrated into one end of the thread for your
stringing ease.
Says “size no. 3” (whatever that means-ha)
Retails @ 2.70, starting for
just $1.00 here!
Kayla ~Shnasy Deals~
Shipping $2.25 I combine.
Green Aventurine Points Natural green aventurine with
high polish and top drilled points.
These measure 29-32mm long and
8-9mm thick
Starting bid is $2.00, I have 11 total
available.
Kayla ~Shnasy Deals~
Shipping $2.25 I combine.
Baby Blue Round Beads
These are 6mm in size and contains 67 beads on strand.
Faceted
Get the full strand starting at just $1.00 Kayla ~Shnasy Deals~
[email protected] Shipping $2.25 I combine.
Strand Clear Faceted Oval Beads
Glass beads contains 60 total on strand
These are 6x4mm in size
Starting bid $1.00
Kayla ~Shnasy Deals~
Shipping $2.25 I combine.