MUNited Monday 0104

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Noble Delegates: New York says hello to open minded delegates. This, and the coming debates should cast an amazing mood on every single debate. But be careful, Jupiter is in the starsign of the three oxes, your prior debate plans are about to become mixed up! Plan not too far ahead, to avoid dissapointments. Head Delegates Finally! The peak point of your career is near! The next days will show off, if your training was effective and helpful enough to bring up a new generation of muners. Anyway, since the Neptun is in one line with Mars, you should prepare yourself for great financial losses. Watch your pockets, and even more your shopping budget. MUNited +++Final mocksession in Think Coffee finalized+++Dressguide has be decided between Lybia and France+++Weather and Dayplanner+++Horoscope shows the future week+++Insidertipps for Sightseeing in New York+++Young student searches love+++ Monday, 2.4.2012 End of editing: Final Mocksession, Final Mockresulition. 1st of April! April Fools! Owned, even in New York at the FS-MUN‘s training camp? Of course, Yes!! It was just this hilarious, sa- wing you totally thundered, even if we ex- pected some other reaction after the third day of mocking was announced. At least it was some real fun for those who were informed. Disregarding to the funny part of this day, it was very productive as well. The session which had been suspended on saturday got continued and finally brought some very nice fruits: The task was to vote about the three draft re- solutions. The first two get accepted straight trough, even the hated „vote clause by clause „-motion was set and several roll call votes just failed - after the ordinary votes have been disrupted by inattentive or absent de- legates. Whereas the third one got declined after long-lasting discussions, great battles of motions and a mass of speeches with rather homophobic character. Nevertheless, after two days of focused trai- ning, we all should be well prepared for the upcoming simulation, which starts today. So enjoy your day off, but stay muned! Number 3 Page 1 Page 4 Heavy discussions, good outcomes. Diplomat‘s Dressguide Dear noble delegative readers: Today is your very last day for preparations for the upcoming debate. So even we wish you a huge amount of luck and skills, be aware that an awake delegate is always the best businesspartner. We hope that you will have the fun and success you deserve! Our clear looser this time is unfortunaly a well known president of our geographical neighbours. Beeing the best alternative in a decision between two pretty bad candidates is always not enjoyable, but still better than loosing everything. The last thing he lost, is according to his beloved wife a hight-contest with some third-graders. And even his fanclub is not europes best: since berlusconi can rely on the help of numberous hot italian law students, sarkozy has to rely on angela merkel. Even after his sudden and unexpected death Muammar al-Gaddafi still is our all-time favorite regarding to clothing-style and public behaviour. After a little stoning session in the morning his favorite hobby was to be to visit his family all over the world. The public rants still are the hottest topic at the late-night-chat of TVLybia and will stay there for hopefully a long time. “Amerikans are like rats. And gay.” “A mad wanker shouting out the baddest parts of the internet” should be one of his titles. Kirmes is happy Horoscope

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Noble Delegates:

New York says hello to open minded delegates. This, and the coming debates should cast an amazing mood on every single debate. But be careful, Jupiter is in the starsign of the three oxes, your prior debate plans are about to become mixed up! Plan not too far ahead, to avoid dissapointments.

Head Delegates

Finally! The peak point of your career is near! The next days will show off, if your training was effective and helpful enough to bring up a new generation of muners. Anyway, since the Neptun is in one line with Mars, you should prepare yourself for great financial losses. Watch your pockets, and even more your shopping budget.

MUNited+++Final mocksession in Think Coffee finalized+++Dressguide has be decided between Lybia and France+++Weather and Dayplanner+++Horoscope shows the future week+++Insidertipps for Sightseeing in New York+++Young student searches love+++

Monday, 2.4.2012End of editing:

Final Mocksession, Final Mockresulition.1st of April! April Fools! Owned, even in New York at the FS-MUN‘s training camp?Of course, Yes!! It was just this hilarious, sa-wing you totally thundered, even if we ex-pected some other reaction after the third day of mocking was announced. At least it was some real fun for those who were informed.Disregarding to the funny part of this day, it was very productive as well. The session which had been suspended on saturday got continued and finally brought some very nice fruits: The task was to vote about the three draft re-solutions. The first two get accepted straight trough, even the hated „vote clause by clause „-motion was set and several roll call votes just failed - after the ordinary votes have been disrupted by inattentive or absent de-legates. Whereas the third one got declined

after long-lasting discussions, great battles of motions and a mass of speeches with rather homophobic character.Nevertheless, after two days of focused trai-ning, we all should be well prepared for the upcoming simulation, which starts today. So enjoy your day off, but stay muned!

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Heavy discussions, good outcomes.

Diplomat‘s Dressguide

Dear noble delegative readers:Today is your very last day for preparations for the upcoming debate. So even we wish you a huge amount of luck and skills, be aware that an awake delegate is always the best businesspartner. We hope that you will have the fun and success you deserve!

Our clear looser this time is unfortunaly a well known president of our geographical neighbours. Beeing the best alternative in a decision between two pretty bad candidates is always not enjoyable, but still better than loosing everything. The last thing he lost, is according to his beloved wife a hight-contest with some third-graders. And even his fanclub is not europes best: since berlusconi can rely on the help of numberous hot italian law students, sarkozy has to rely on angela merkel.

Even after his sudden and unexpected death Muammar al-Gaddafi still is our all-time favorite regarding to clothing-style and public behaviour. After a little stoning session in the morning his favorite hobby was to be to visit his family all over the world. The public rants still are the hottest topic at the late-night-chat of TVLybia and will stay there for hopefully a long time. “Amerikans are like rats. And gay.” “A mad wanker shouting out the baddest parts of the internet” should be one of his titles.

Kirmes is happy

Horoscope

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Today we recommend some sightseeing, recuperate for this week‘s sessions, or what ever you want

Nevertheless we have an voluntarily schedule, for those who want to spend even their free-time with the hilarious FS-MUN-team

11:30 - 1st meeting: optional meeting for Staten Island and Rockefeller Center15:00 - 2nd meeting: for those who want to go to MoMa19:30 - traditional meeting in front of Starbucks, organize dinner/evening

Remember all those dates are optional, no one is forced to join.We are all old enough to decide what is good for us, aren‘t we?

About today

Weathertoday it is partly cloudy,but that is no reason to be grouchy.the weather can change hourly,at least the day won‘t be mousy.

peak of the day will be with up to 15° at about noonat night it will cool down to 7°

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Young eager and highly professional NMUN delegate (Côte d’Ivoire), culture and fashion loving with a interest in good food and adventure holidays is loo-king for a shy doe for funny trips in, and around New York City (SoHo).If you are lonely and you don’t like App-le-products at all, Aston Martins, your favourite town is London and you can party like hell, then give me a call 466-336-7968 (chiffre: goodforyou)

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Lonely Hearts Column

Sightseeing?!„Big Apple“ is to big to do all of the interesting stuff. Therefore MUNited picks out some great hotspots to make your decision a bit more easy - and hopefully helps the dedicated delegate to fill the schedule‘s hole, which caused by the missing third mocksession.

For example a trip to SoHo is really worth it. Former known as the red-light district and cha-racterized by its iron buildings and warehouses, SoHo is now one of the hippest areas in New

York. Since the late 1970‘s, SoHo is THE hotspot for artists. Na-mes like Andy Warhol and Keith Haring got big in the ateli-ers and lofts the-re. Fortunately this character and atmosphe-re got preser-ved, which you can feel while passing the

thousands of boutiques and galleries.If you are down there, just take the ferry to Sta-ten Island and have a look at the historical im-migration hall. Try to get an impression which dramatical scenes happened there - nearly un-believable for those people who need 7 hours for the trip from Germany to New York instead of

7 months. Also re-c o m m e n -dable and even better by today‘s good wea-ther, is a view from Rockefel-ler. From the 67th to 69th floor you will have an a m a z i n g o v e r v i e w over New

York and Central Park. Also interesting is the exhibition about the Rockefeller Center, with its rich history of one of New York‘s architec-tural landmarks.At least you really should visit one out of the mass of New York‘s museums. The MoMa offers a huge variety from architecture over film-me-dia to illustrations. Have a look for the works of Mies van der Rohe - German architect alrea-dy designed the German Pavilion at the World Exhibition in Barcelona, or the New National Gallery in Berlin. Even the German electronic company Braun is currently exhibited with some retro devices.

SoHo: Broadway - Lafayette Street

Immigration Hall

DGK

Der graue Kasten. - For You.

Rockefeller Ctr.