Midi-Chlorian’s Effect On Flight

By James McSweeney &

Angela Floreza

What Is Your Carbon Footprint?

Change...

When?

How About Now!

What If I Was To Say...

You Could Fly

•The ever-growing research done with Midi-Chlorians has enabled us to achieve individual flight within the human being

•Exceeding the number of Midi-Chlorians in the human body will enable human flight

•The cost is similar to that of a used vehicle

•Similar costs to that of a used vehicle will make you capable of soaring the endless skies to wherever you need to go

•No need for Gas Cards, or expensive maintenance checks

Just Think About It

Our Purpose•To dramatically reduce Global

Emissions from vehicles

•To obtain sustainable atmospheric concentrations of Carbon Dioxide

•Reduce vehicle fatalities

•Provide safe travel for adults between the ages of 18-65 to get from point A to point B

Overview

Obtaining Midi-Chlorian’s

•Similar to that of blood drives

•Healthy adults will donate blood in return for a certain cash amount

•Where upon we extract Midi-Chlorian’s from the blood using a sophisticated “Reverse Midi-Chlorian Osmosis Filtering System”

Chimpanzee Testing

•We experimented on one hundred Chimpanzees. (Chimps average 100 lbs. in weight)

•Chimpanzees will be divided into four groups by how much Midi-Chlorian will be injected into them

Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4

1cc 2cc 3cc 4cc

Pass-OFail-X

Group 1

Group 2

Group 3

Group 4

Behavioral

O O O X

Appetite O O O X

Flight X O O X

Living O O O X

Chimp Testing Cont.•We discovered that 1cc had no

effect

•Chimps that were injected with 4cc were killed almost immediately.

•We discovered that the right amount was between 2 & 3cc of Midi-Chlorians for the Chimps

Funding for Human Testing

•An ad in the paper was placed for participants

•Cash incentive would be offered

•200 human subjects would be needed! Half being male and female

Male(18-32)50

Male(33-65)50

Female

(18-32)50

Female

(33-65)50

2cc

3cc

Human Experimental Set-Up

Important Observations:-Time it takes for lift-off

-Behavioral changes

-Changes in physical appearances

Flying School

•Lessons will be offered for anyone willing to pay a large sum, but will definitely pay for itself in a matter of three years.

Other Powers•We are currently unaware of any

additional powers that could be relinquished using Midi-Chlorians and this particular process.

•Further funding would be needed to explore this area and for classes for harnessing these powers.