Line of Scrimmage Issue 2
Transcript of Line of Scrimmage Issue 2
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COUNTDOWN TO ROZEEL BOWLThe countdown to the worlds most prestigious Blood Bowl Tournament has begun. Brought to you in
association with Block & Dodger, the 2010 Roze El Bowl will crown the true champion.
The best teams in the Orcs Hall Conference and the best teams in the
Majors will be invited to the Roze-El Stadium in the heart of the Dwar-
ven City of Karaz a Karak to compete for the glory of being truly seen
as the best team. The tournament pits the teams against each other
through a knockout competition culminating in the final being broad-
cast live on the Elven Sports Psychic Network (ESPN) for the world to
see.
To date OHC 2010.1 runaway champions Salkien Kelvar and fleet
footed Barron Gedons Azeroth Avengers have secured their tickets to the gold and jewel encrusted
walls of the Roze-El Stadium. The Red Duke Gang Bang Ball is underway in Oldcastle with some fan-
tastic displays and individual performances entertaining the Red Duke and his entourage. This edition
features a special for teh tournament as it advances into the latter stages of the league format.
A shock upset in the opening game of the OHC 2010.2 season saw the OHC new boys Fangs of Cthulhu
put favourites Salkien Kelvar to the sword with a 2-0 victory. Coach Giorss modestly praised the effortsof Coach Krampus. However he was keen to stress that only the Carnage City Fiends have been able to
turn his team over and that the
Fangs are still in awe at the
prowess of the pink clad
Slaaneshi maestros following
the Fungusliga North match
between the teams which the
Fiends bag a 3-0 victory.
Owners, coaches and star play-ers are sharpening their claws,
checking their armour and
readying their special plays for
a chance to fight, to rush and
to pass their way to the glory
and honour of being crowned
as THE TRUE CHAMPION.
ISSUE 2
2010 ROZE-EL BOWL QUALIFIERS
TEAM COACH METHOD
SALKIEN KELVAR(WE)
KRAMPUS OHC 2010.1 WINNER
AZEROTH AVEN-GERS (WE)
NATE FUNBOWL 2010 WINNER
OHC 2010.2 WINNERRED DUKE GANG BANG BALL2010 WINNER
OHC 2010.3 WINNER
PHOENIX KING CHALLENGE2010 WINNER
OHC 2010.4 WINNER
ALTDORF INVITATIONAL 2010WINNER
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Following a series of dark and sinisterevents in last seasons ShElf F, the divi-sion has been temporarily suspended byLeague Chiefs amidst rumours it iscursed.The division, consisting of several teams
new to the Fun League, had to be re-
started at mid point when several teams
disappeared under mysterious circum-
s t a n c e s !
DISAPPEARANCEFirst to go were coach Lastic0s
Grrreeen Pigs who were last seenwalking off the field at half time of
their match against Black Deaths
Kalahari Meercats. When they
failed to re-appear the referee
went to their dressing rooms
and found the walls drenched
with blood, an incoherent
babbling apothecary huddled
in the baths, but no team. Coach
Black Death denied any involve-
ment, claiming that the demonic sum-
moning tools found in his teams coachwere strictly educational and fully com-
p l i e d w i t h l e a g u e r u l e s .
YELLOW BELLIEDThe Pigs were then followed by Ely-
sium Chasm after their opponents, Da
Great Green Irish Nobs, failed to show
up to a game. A war of words followed
between the Coaches, with Coach Ig-
narious accusing the Orcs of running
scared whilst Coach RockRidX claimed
that they had in fact turned up a fewminutes late to the game to find that
Ignarious had already taken his team
home. Coach Ignarious, who denied
RockRidXs allegations, was overheard
arranging a raid on the Nobs training
camp whilst RockRidX was heard whis-
pering that Ignarious would pay for
calling his team cowards.
It is believed that both teams struck out
one stormy night for each others camps
intent on slaughter. Local villagersheard screams coming from the Nobs
encampment, and when they visited the
training compound the following day
all they found was a neat pile of ar-
mour and a collection of circular scorch
marks. Elysium Chasm had disap-peared. RockRidX celebrated the news,
but others wondered whether whatever
had befallen Chasm was meant for
greener skins? Claims that the Kalahari
Meercats team coach had been seen
nearby were denied by coach Black
D e a t h .
WARPEDThe Iron Dukes Waaarghshintun Green-
skins were next. Whilst playing Coach
Black Deaths team in week 3 theGreenskins were losing badly and
looked like they might be about
to stop trying to score and con-
centrate on killing the skaven.
They were, therefore, some-
what surprised to find them-
selves suddenly teleported
from the game onto an ice
flow in Norsca! They are still
making their way back today. In
his post game interview coach Black
Death said, These things happen.
And most recently it seems whatever
struck Elysium Chasm caught up with
Coach RockRidXs Da Great Green Irish
Nobs! On their journey to Coach Odesais
Orions Revenge, the Nobs stopped for
a pillage-break and their team coach
was stolen by a TWOC-squad of Chaos
Hunter And Vehicle Stealers (CHAVS).
They continued on foot but it looked
like they might not make it in time for
the game. A local shepherd watched as
Coach RockRidX accepted the help of amysterious passing mage, who
promptly and inexplicably turned both
him and his team into kittens which
scattered into the countryside. League
wizards are trying to round up the
green-furred felines but to date have
only been able to find two. The mysteri-
ous mage has not been found. Coach
Black Death shrugged off as a coinci-
dence the fact that the Nobs next oppo-
nents were his fragile Skaven team.
With half the teams missing the Division
was restarted in the hope this strange
affliction might abate. It did not, as
Coach LuRe and his Sheidan Wasps dis-
appeared on the way to their opening
game. As they were not due to play theMeercats for 3 weeks no suspicion fol-
lowed Coach Black Death, until, during
a post game interview, it was noticed
that a Wasps helmet had been used to
repair some of the Meercats Rat Ogres
armour. Coach Black Death was at a
loss to explain this, once more simply
shrugging and saying, Who can say?.
LOCKEDWhat could have caused these teams to
disappear? What terrible wrath wasunleashed on ShElf F? League investi-gators could not help but notice the
continued involvement of Coach Black
Death but, to date, there is no evidence
that he, or any of the other surviving
c o a c h e s , w e r e r e s p o n s i b l e .
Rumours of a divisional curse caused
panic amongst the surviving teams and
although the season was completed
without further problems, and with the
Kalahari Meercats under 24 hourleague surveillance, the decision was
taken by Commissioner Valis to retire
ShElf for the foreseeable future lest it
truly be cursed.
Scaramangus the Seer writing for Lineof Scrimmage.
LEAGUE OF THE DAMNED
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BEER FOR THEBLOODGOD!!
A new craze is sweeping the Blood Bowl stadia!
Inspired by Coach Psypers training regime forthe FL South monsters, Khornes Killers:
knocked Down = 1 DrinkStunned = 2 Drinks
Knocked Out = 3 DrinksBadly Hurt or worse = 4 Drinks
Dead = Chug the lot!!
Many a Dwarven team will be consulting the
scribes to see if this is a breach of their Copy-right!!!
This Mantra is quickly catching on with fans ofall teams as they eagerly grasp their frothy ales
in anticipation of the big hits!
SUPPORT YOUR TEAM, CHUG A BUG
MEET THE STARS...Malagant the Mercifull
An ever-present in the blue and gold line up, Malagant is a firmfavourite of the Heralds fans.
Handy with or without the ballthe servant of Tzeentch has con-sistently performed above expec-tations!
Unflinching and uncompromising, thissuperstar handles the ball equally well as he handleshis fists! Sporting monstrous claws and the where withalto utilise them saw Malagant voted Heralds Player of the
Season in 2010.1 and he currently leads the FungusligaNorth Most Violent and Biggest Brute charts!
Despite the ferocious reputation of the Warriors Four,Malagant has yet to deliver cold hard death to the oppo-sition, a fact that has earned him the nicknameMerciful. Though those opponents that are now missing
eyes, arms and legs may disagree with the sentiment!
Feared and respected in equal measure, Malagant is fastbecoming a Fungusliga great!
TALE OF THE TAPEALE OF THE TAPEALE OF THE TAPEGames Played: 25
Touchdowns: 3
Passing Yards: 28Rushing Yards: 108
Passes: 2
Catches: 4
CAS: 16
Kills 0
Kos 12
Interceptions: 0
MVP: 4
Sponsorships: 2 ()
MalaganttheMerciful
LEGENDS NEEDED
Do you have a Legend amongst your ranks of
overly aggressive thugs? Is there someone spe-
cial that lights up the hearts of the fans with
their skill?
Let the Line of Scrimmage know about any ofyour players that have 101SPP or more so that
they can truly be recognised as the Legends
that they are! Email LoSEdi-
[email protected] with a screenshot of
them and their achievements.
CONTRIBUTORS TO ISSUE 2
Big Thanks to this issues contributors:
Booncabal76, Psyper, DaImp and
Thricedarned
Further contributors are more than
welcome. PM The Claw with any mate-
rial that you would like included in the
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GREEN BARRON BREAKS FROZENHEARTS
The Blackspine Manticores were
defeated in yet another final by apowerhouse Wood Elf team. Out
classed by 560 000gp the Manti-
cores were always going to find it a
tough mountain to climb in the fi-
nal, but for a vital match changing
error the Manticores could still have
taken the title or at least taken the
game to a rematch. Without a doubt
the man of the match was the Aven-
gers Barron Gedon. His elusive
speed kept him out of harm and
allowed the Avengers to score 2 one
-turn Touch Downs. He wrapped off
a fine performance by scoring his
hat-trick and the Avengers 4th TD
right at at the end as well.
LOVEIn the continuing saga of Morg 'n
Thorg's love affair with Mistress Pain,
he was invited back into the team
for the Final game. Mistress Pain
didn't give him a second glance
but Morg was clearly over the
moon to be back in her presence
once more, his grin could not be
disguised by the giant orange ball
g a g h e w a s w e a r i n g .
The Manticores won the toss and elected
to kick to the Avengers, fully expecting
the one-turn TD. What the Manticores
did not expect was to be outdone in
under-hand tactics, with the Avengers
clearly planting expert rock throwers inthe crowd. Before the ball had even
landed from the first kick-off, Mistress
Pain had been stunned by a pinpoint
missile thrown from the Wood Elf part
of the stands. As expected the Avengers
easily pulled off the one-turn TD to
chants of "easy, easy easy" from the
exuberant Wood Elf fans.
PAINIn the resulting kick-off the Avengers
pulled another fast move when they
clearly used an illegal time portal to
switch their defensive set-up to counter
the Manticores attack. Mistress Pain
started the drive by frenzying a catcherinto the crowd who KO'd the fragile
weakling. But despite this good start
the Manticores attack faltered when the
Manticores ball carrier was sacked by
the Avengers Wardancer. The ball
would change hands several times be-
fore the Manticores thrower, Morteorl,
was able to retrieve it and launch a
pass to Mistress Pain who dodged free
to score and tie up the game at 1-1.
PUPPY DOGThrough out this period, happy as a
puppy with a new squeaky toy, Morgs
violent edge seemed to have left him as
he absentmindedly pushed around the
opposition, an inane grin plastered to
his face. The Manticores kicked-off to
the Avengers and were once again un-
able to do anything about stopping
Barron Gedon from scoring in one turn.
2-1 to the Avengers.
The Manticores were now tosuffer the moment which
took the game away from
them. Lining up to receive the
kick-off the Wood Elf sharpshooter
in the crowd flattened the Manticores
catcher with another well aimed rock.
This forced a lineman to come of the
front line to pick up the ball, but he
managed to fumble the pick-up and
was swamped by Avengers players.
Caught flat footed the Manticores were
unable to put up enough of a defence to
stop the Avengers from scoring a 3rdTD. The Manticores were unable to
score before half-time, with a War-
dancer once more stopping the attack-
ing move in its tracks. The half ended 3
- 1 t o t h e A v e n g e r s .
BOOTINGThe second half went better for the
Manticores as they made an effort to
fight back. With the Avengers defence
committed to defending what lookedlike the more dangerous flank, the
Manticores broke down the other flank
to come within a few yards of scoring.
The Avengers catchers were able to
cover the ground to put up some de-fence but they were easily pushed aside
and the score looked certain, except the
Manticores didn't run it in and chose to
foul Baron Gedon instead. The Barron
escaped injury however and the Manti-
cores were able to score in the follow-
ing turn to bring the score back to 3-2.
LESBOS DOMINATROSThe Avengers now elected to play keep
ball and had a Wardancer carry the
ball deep into their own half. But theManticores were able to break through
the Avengers line and sacked the War-
dancer, letting the ball bounce free
right on the Avengers end zone line.
The Avengers were able to rescue the
ball and the Wardancer resumed carry-
ing the ball towards the sidelines. But
the Wardancer had left herself within
range of Mistress Pain. A turn over at
this point would almost certainly result
in a Manticores TD, but the Wardancer
was able to ride out the frenzied blitzand leapt free to hand off the ball to
Barron Gedon who dodged free of his
markers and ran in the last minute TD
to seal a 4-2 win and the Fun Bowl title
f o r t h e A v e n g e r s .
HEARTACHEPost game, a group of terrorists calling
themselves the "Concerned fans of vio-
lence" kidnapped Morg and shoved him
into a black coach with the logo of the
Sisters of Sigmar nunnery for younggirls inscribed on the side. They left a
note saying they would free Morg of the
insidious influence of Mistress Pain and
restore him to his former glory as the
most feared Blood Bowl player of all
time. To be honest, on his performance
this evening they are welcome to keep
him. The Mistress has had her fill of
belittling this once great player and is
now on the look out for a new slave.
Azeroth Avengers 4 - 2 Blackspine Man-ticores
DaImp
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TEAMPROFILE:TEAMPROFILE:TEAMPROFILE:
Slaughterers Bag Points but Tzeentch Changes TheirFaces!
In a repeat from last season the Khorne worshipping Reserve
Slaughterers came to The Arena of Change with the goal of takinghome 3 points from the Fungusliga North clash, and so they did.
The Heralds once more showed themselves to have, perhaps, the
least disciplined defence in the FL North and it was closer to 0 - 3
for the Slaughterers than the Heralds ever were to reducing the
lead or even equalizing it. Coach Thricedarned claimed it was all
part of a plan so complex mortal minds simply cannot
comprehend it. Me, I just think he's rubbish at teach-
ing his team defensive tactics.
There was one difference from last year's game though.Back then the Heralds limped off field having been beaten senseless throughout the match. This time
the Slaughterers were on the receiving end of the clawed and spiky mutated fists of Tzeentch's chosen,
and the blue and gold clad chaos worshippers took some measure of revenge, putting three or four
Slaughterers in the injury box and while sustaining only a single badly hurt linegoat themselves, this in
addition to clearly winning the KO statistics as well. Losing the game but forcing the opposing team's
medical staff to work overtime has become something of a standard operating procedure for the
Changer's chosen.
Heralds of Change 0 - 2 Reserve Slaughterers
DID YOU KNOW....
Until her shocking and untimely death
at the start of Season Four, Star War-
dancer Camilla of the Danish Iron La-
dies led the league in casualties caused,
knock outs and own-fan deaths. The
latter total of 723 caused when she
threw her bra into the crowd after de-
feating Balatros Hammers causing a
stampede of fans and the collapse of
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There were shocking scenes at the offi-
cial ShElf A opening ceremony last
week. The team coaches had assembled
to take questions from reporters prior
to the fixtures being announced.
Knockers
The Red Duke arrived late, and in the
company of the Essex Old Sweat Cheer-
leaders, who all climbed out of his car-
riage looking dishevelled, flushed, and
yet strangely sated.
The team coaches were sat in a line on
a dais at the front, waiting for the late
arriving Duke who was, it appeared,
sober! Murmurs of discontent were au-
dible from the reporters eager for an-
other drunken exhibition, whilst the
event organisers were clearly relieved.
Unfortunately matters got off to a bad
start when the Duke, who was carried
by the cheerleaders so he did not have
to touch the ground, refused to sit
alongside the other cretins as he
called them, and insisted on being sat
above them.
Comforting
After a short break to negoti-
ate a compromise he agreed
to sit centrally flanked by
Coach Anklegrip and Coach Gallus (both
notably humans) with Sharon on his
knee, sans her top. He then spent the
rest of the interview answering ques-
tions in between playing with Sharons
naked buxom assets.
As one might expect, most of the ques-
tions were directed towards the Red
Duke.
In response to how Oldcastle thought
they might cope this season, the Red
Duke declared, This division is popu-
lated by idiots and inbreds. Promotion
is a certainty and I will stake my life on
it. Coach 9ton was heard confirming
that the Red Dukes life was most cer-
tainly at stake.
Respect
He was then asked to identify which of
his opponents he most respected. His
reply was to the point, the only thing I
respect is a strong beer, a tight hole,
and a big pair of tits. So Balatro might
qualify, but I doubt it
Coach Balatro reacted to this insult by
laughing uproariously, and it was
noted his reaction visible nixed the Red
Duke.
Upon being asked how Oldcastle would
cope without the hitting power of
Baron Arturn the Apathetic, the Duke
responded, Good riddance to the mis-
erable bastard. We dont need him in
this division of pathetic scum anyway.
Greenies
It was pointed out that Oldcastle had
never beaten Orcs and were once again
facing two teams. The Duke stopped
suckling on Sharons nipple long
enough to bark out, Green bastards.
At this point the ceremony was delayed
when a Goblin hurled itself from
amongst the reporters wielding a knife!
It lunged for the Red Duke, but the
blade was caught bySharon, who twisted it
from the Goblins hand, and
then suffocated him between
her cleavage.
Coach Flotsam denied any responsibil-
ity, claiming that the fact the Goblin
was wearing his team colours, had
been seen training with his team, and
had a note in its pocket signed
Flotsam was entirely circumstantial.
When the interview recommenced the
Red Duke was asked whether he was
looking forward to a rematch with the
Pigstikkas. He commented that he had,
never before seen a more useless
green cunt than Hobnail. He couldnt
coach his way out of a cess pit
Pussy
Coach Hobnail retorted that the Duke
had better turn up to play this time
rather than sit and watch, to which theDuke raised an index finger and mut-
tered, Sniff this, is it familiar, it should
be, I just pulled it out of your ugly fuck-
ing Mother. Hobnail flung himself
across the table to strike the Duke, but
instead only sent Sharon spinning off
the dais and into the crowded report-
ers, who either helped or groped her.
Coach Hobnail was led away by guards
and it was later heard he had demol-
ished the refreshment tent before de-
claring that the entire league was a
joke and he was off to burn down the
Dukes castle.
With a slightly bruised Sharon back in
place the Duke aimed his most damn-
ing vitriol towards the Meat Grinder,
calling them a team of, Scaly shit-
shaggers and ratteaters that should
crawl back under a rock or back intothe fucking ocean. He then declared
that he Wouldnt even eat skink let
alone play against it. Luckily Coach
Pikey didnt understand a word and
spent the entire time eating passing
flies.
Interestingly when pressed on his fel-
low human teams, the Red Duke merely
grumbled dismissively that Gallus
sounded a lot like cock and that
Anklegrip was a fat lard munchingbuffoon.
The portly Coach Anklegrip dismissed
the insult with a bored wave, whilst
chewing on a complimentary cow face,
and Gallus attempted to remonstrate
with the Duke, but was distracted by
Tracy, another of the Essex Old Sweat
Cheerleaders, who popped up betwixt
his legs from under the table.
Gangbang
The fixtures were then announced and
the Red Duke greeted Oldcastle open-
ing games against the Badford Bandits
with a roar of approval. Coach Flotsam
was clearly already planning how to
foul the Duke into an early grave,
whilst the Duke stood up to announce
he would be building a new thrown of
goblin corpses!
At this stage the Red Duke declared the
league, the division and this assemblyan abject waste of his time, and he left,
taking the cheerleaders, four serving
wenches and several female reporters
with him.
RED DUKE LAYS DOWN THE LAW
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Gloria Stitz Greatest Hitz!Howdy Boys! Im Gloria Stitz and each issue Bloodweiser and I will be bring you the
Greatest Hitz from the Fun League and the Fun Tourneys!!
First up is Fangs of Cthulhus Cutty Slicer the Terminators wallop on World of
Boos Stick Stab in the Orcs Hall Conference. In a tough match between the
two heavy hitters a war of attrition boiled over. Cutty made good
use of his claws as he rose from the prone position to deliver a
clawed upper-thrust to the open jaw of Stick Stab. A Black Orc with afearsome reputation himself, Stick Stab could do little to protect himself. The
World of Boo Apothecary had run out of bandages and his magic sponge was
dry after bringing back
fellow Black Orc Bad Bob
from deaths door earlierin the match.
I asked Fangs Coach
Giorss about the incident.
He apologised profusely for the
discomfort of a death in the Boocamp, cupped my right butt
cheek and wandered away mum-
bling about the defeat to the Car-
nage City Fiends last season! A
defeat that has plagued the oth-
erwise unbeaten Fangs!
Look out in the next issue for more big hits with me, Gloria Stitz. X
Send me your biggest hitz on [email protected]
Has Nuffle Met his Match?Despite his ultimate power, Lord Nuffle has come across a force that challenges his stranglehold over
the fate of Blood Bowl. DAMISSUS, also known by the Elven name of as Erindors, has emerged as a
deity that Coaches must appease through sacrifices of Chawz and Wromantz. If left unappeased Damis-
sus brings sways of destruction across the Olde Worlde resulting in the cancellation of Blood Bowl
games as stadia are brought to their foundations.
The battle of the deities is delivering great pressure on the Coaches of the Fun League
as they are torn between their love of Nuffle and his fickle ways and the fear of
Damissus and her rolling pin and sharp tongue!
Email [email protected] with any tales of woe brought upon Coaches by Damissus so that the
Line of Scrimmage can help heal the wounds!
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RED DUKE GANG BANG BALLSPECIAL
1 Midnight Stalkers (Krampus) 4 4 0 0 9 2 7 12
2 Tiger's Transgressions (geryon) 4 2 2 0 4 1 3 8
3 Green Onions (Steffen) 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7
4 Ptolemy Phantoms (GMax101) 4 2 0 2 7 4 3 6
5 Da Wreckin' Crew (Coach Franco) 4 1 1 2 2 3 -1 4
GROUP A P W D L F A Diff Pts
GROUP A
Current tournament favourites, the Midnight Stalkers have taken the initiative in what has been
termed the Group of Death by fellow Coaches. With three games to go, the Midnight Stalkers are
one of only three teams that have a 100% record and have taken a 4 point lead. However the next
match will be crucial as they face the unbeaten Tigers Transgressions. A win and the Stalkers are
in the play-offs. A defeat and the Tigers will be in hot pursuit. Watch this space sports fans!!!!
GROUP B1 Love-Bugs (Hall) 4 3 1 0 8 2 6 10
2 The Tainted Blade (Wilgut Spleen) 4 1 1 2 4 6 -2 4
3 Speed Daemons (Fatboy) 4 1 1 2 2 5 -3 4
4 Nuln Kultists (DaImp) 4 0 1 3 1 5 -4 1
5 Under Empire All Stars (Black Death) 4 0 1 3 3 8 -5 1
GROUP B P W D L F A Diff Pts
The Love-Bugs have scurried their way to the top of Group B, in a so far unbeaten tournament. A
win in their next game against Group C strugglers Curious Orca should see them secure a place in
the play-offs due to their superior Touchdown Difference. The round 6 game against the Tainted
Blade sees them needing a draw to make sure. Tainted Blade and Speed Daemons stand an out-
side chance, but the rats have the clear advantage going in to round 5.
GROUP C
Group C has proven itself to be extremely open going into round 5. The New World Vipers, a rare
Lizard team in the tournament, currently hold a narrow lead, but any of the other 4 competitors
can snatch a play-off place from their scaly mits. Due to the run in of games for the Vipers, with
games against Group As Green Onions and Tigers Transgressions, the bookies are plugging forSlaaneshs Lovetoys to squeeze past them into the play-offs. Though the Deadly Horns will have a
lot to say about that in round 7!!
1 New World Vipers (pharoah) 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7
2 Slaanesh's Lovetoys (Fangs78) 4 2 0 2 2 5 -3 6
3 Deadly Horns (ocmer) 4 1 2 1 4 3 1 5
4 Wisconsins Finest Rats (Dustbuster) 4 1 1 2 5 5 0 4
5 Curious Orca (pazzer) 4 1 1 2 1 3 -2 4
GROUP C P W D L F A Diff Pts
GROUP D
13 Twisted Terrors stand as the only unbeaten team in Group D, a fact that has them in pole posi-
tion for a play-off place. The Lizards of Jurassic Pork Chaps are complaining to the Red Dukeabout tampering with their training equipment which prevented them from meeting the Terrors in
their round 4 clash. The resulting 1-0 default win to the terrors has put them 5 points clear with 3
rounds to go. The Red Duke was unsympathetic and was heard to say I dont care! Fuck off you
smell like Viborgs mums cunt!!!
1 13 Twisted Terrors (orabbi) 4 3 1 0 8 2 6 10
2 Jurassic Pork Chaps (KillerOrc) 4 1 2 1 2 1 1 5
3 Stinky Fish (Dwarven Titans) 4 1 2 1 2 2 0 5
4 Reckless Love (valenswift) 4 0 3 1 2 4 -2 3
5 Cavendish Convicts (Gallus) 4 0 2 2 3 8 -5 2
GROUP D P W D L F A Diff Pts
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GROUP E
Group E has proven to be a tough place to ply your Blood Bowling wares! Hosting two of the three
100% record teams (the good names were taken and Orcymost) and benefitting from the buxom
talents of Whisper on the Winds and current tournament top scorer Mylmwin this is a group that
has the fans eagerly checking the Green Square odds! Despite an early lead from Hells Device,
and a strong challenge from the Horned Warriors, the bookies have narrowed this Group down to
one from the names, Orcymost or the Whispers. A crunch clash in round 5 between the names and
the Whispers will probably decide whether Mylmwins tournament ends with the league stages. In
Orcymosts favour is their round 7 guaranteed win against the disbanded Rhetorical Cheese, a fac-
tor alongside the Whispers v names round 5 clash that may see the Orcs secure a place in the play-
offs!
1 the good names were taken (alistairw) 4 4 0 0 16 8 8 12
2 Orcymost (Coach McPloppy) 4 4 0 0 9 3 6 12
3 Whispers on the Wind (The Snake) 4 3 0 1 16 6 10 9
4 Horned Warriors (furq) 4 2 1 1 5 3 2 7
5 Hell's Device (JapeNZ) 4 2 0 2 8 5 3 6
6 Snikch's Deathsquad (Nate) 4 1 1 2 5 6 -1 4
7 Weiszburg Ravens (The Claw) 4 1 1 2 5 7 -2 4
8 Zhao's Motorsport 2.0 (Grunkzzz) 4 1 0 3 2 12 -10 3
GROUP E P W D L F A Diff Pts
GROUP F
Group F has developed significant parallel! With three teams struggling to bring in the points and
four teams battling it out to get to the play-offs. Current leaders the Bang Gang hold a slight ad-vantage over the Fey Avengers and the Crimson Plunderes, with Deathroller Disciples posing an
outside threat. This Group is pitted with stars. Spreath, thrower for the Crimson Plunderers leads
the tournaments rushing statistics with 166 yards, and the clinical stopping power of Talanur for
the Fey Avengers sees the Elf challenging for the title of Most Violent. With equally tough run ins
for the final 3 rounds, this Group has the bookies scratching their little bald green heads!!
1 Bang Gang (Dr Strangelove) 4 3 1 0 6 2 4 10
2 The Fey Avengers (roadtoad) 4 3 0 1 11 7 4 9
3 Crimson Plunderers (Naer) 4 3 0 1 6 3 3 9
4 Deathroller Disciples (SorrowCZ) 4 2 1 1 4 5 -1 7
5 The Girlie Soft (invisiblesupermonkey) 4 0 1 3 3 12 -9 1
6 13 Flavours of Rhetorical (Rhetorical chesse) 4 0 0 4 5 12 -7 0
7 Unnamed Team (MonkeyBongos) 4 0 0 4 3 10 -7 0
GROUP F P W D L F A Diff Pts
GROUP G
Group G is more open than Gloria Stitzs legs! It would seem that almost anyone can get a shot at
glory! Another group packed with stars! Bloodfire Colossus of Millstone is the tournaments leading
thrower with 106 yards thrown from 9 completions showing that Orcs are more than just big green
fists. Similarly, Maliss Feyslaughter is a Witchelf that likes to get in the mix! Leading the knock
downs (14) and knocked downs (11) and challenging the Most Violent (4) she is definitely not a
damsel in distress. The Witching Hour, Naggaroth Knives and Millstone are scrapping it out for the
qualifying place, but Webway Harlequins and Gangfoul T16 cannot be ruled out! All five teamshave a difficult final 3 rounds and not even Lord Sigmar himself can call this one!!!
1 The Witching Hour (booncabal76) 4 3 0 1 8 5 3 9
2 Naggaroth Knives (Thricedarned) 4 2 1 1 7 6 1 7
3 Millstone (VALIS) 4 2 0 2 8 7 1 64 The Webway Harlequins (clownevil09) 4 1 2 1 7 5 2 5
5 Gangfoul T16 (flotsamandjetsam) 4 1 1 2 5 9 -4 4
6 Paparazzi W'ores (9ton) 4 1 0 3 8 8 0 3
7 Angry Vomit (Og the Beautiful) 4 0 0 4 1 7 -6 0
GROUP G P W D L F A Diff Pts
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