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Whit e House POLITICS “Escape Reality” DOES THIS FONT MAKE ME LOOK FAT? TIPS ON HOW TO POINT FINGERS ALMOST “MADOFF” LIKE A BANDIT A look at the fonts of 2012 It’s all in the wrist JUNE 2012 What was Bernie’s biggest mistake? THUNDER BOLT How fast is fast and when is it too fast? weSDFGHJKLUIOP UK 20.00 US $25.00 “OBAMALAND” A roller coaster you don’t wanna ride!

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WhiteHouseP O L I T I C S

“Escape Reality”

DOES THISFONT MAKEME LOOK FAT?

TIPS ONHOW TO

POINTFINGERS

ALMOST“MADOFF” LIKE A BANDIT

A look at the fonts of 2012

It’s all inthe wrist

JUNE 2012

What was Bernie’sbiggestmistake?

THUNDERBOLTHow fast isfast and when is it too fast?

weSDFGHJKLUIOPUK 20.00 US $25.00

“OBAMALAND”A roller coaster you don’t wanna ride!

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Table of Contents

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11 Contributors

21 The Real Facts

on the McPoyles

21 The Inside Job

22 Lightning Fast

23 Setting Type

27 Techno Health

29 People I hate,for no reason

30 TWEET JUSTICE

3 Simple steps to follow so that you too can be scammed out of millions by the BIG BANKS

The wheel has been invented, now it’s time to put rims on it!

One small easy step for man, One giant leap for saving time!

For the most up to date reliable news straight from the horses mouth to your phone

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Cash Cow

STEP 1

STEP 2

STEP 3

“If you are ever a Warren

buffet fan, you will recall his

admonition: Avoid busi-

nesses we can not evaluate

no matter how exciting their

product may appear to be”

JOB”“THE INSIDE3 Simple steps to follow so that you too can be scammed out of millions by the BIG BANKS

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Warren Buffet gives warning; Ben Bernanke plays inocent; Lord Turner can’t believe the outcome

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One small easy step for man, One giant leap for saving time!

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LIGHTNING FAST

Image-Inuity

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THIN

ITALICS

ROMAN

The wheel has been invented, now it’s time to put rims on it!

SETTING TYPE

Art Addiction

“Time is the one thing that decides the fate of a font,

not the public or designer.”

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An eclectic diplay of fonts ready for latest Trochet type poster

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TWEET JUSTICEFor the most up to date reliable news straight from the horses mouth to your phone. by Joe Shmoe

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POINT 2

POINT 3

LET’S GET TO THE POINT

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POINTS OF INTEREST

POINT 1

POINT 2

POINT 3

(Left) Obama dreams of a brighter future where we all live happily ever after.