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Trailer Park ChallengeChapter 8

Welcome back to Child Labor Camp!

Barium: Voice, can I go to bed yet?

Harvest the cucumbers first and we’ll see.

*facepalm*

Smustle ‘til you drop!

Oh look, I actually managed to toggle the ceiling this time.

Uranium: “You’re such a cutie-wootie!”

Neptunium: {Unhand me woman or I shall wake up every soul in this house.}

Just another uncontrollable teen picture.

“Don’t worry Neppy, Ura is going to take care of you.”

“{I’M NOT EVEN HUNGRY}”

“{CHANGE MY DIAPER OR I’LL BITE YOU!}”

Note to self: Never play with small bathrooms. Ever.

It shouldn’t be that hard. I mean, your father’s a Celebrity Chef.

Barium: “I thought Dad only made it to Host?”

Oh, right. Ehm. Forget what I said.

How’s the Quigley Visual Arts Grant coming up?

Pras: “Not quite there yet, but apparently I’m qualified for the Tsang Footwork Award!”

Not enough! *whiplash*

My frosty heart melts a little each time these icons pop up between siblings <3

Californium: “Don’t be such a wuss. Have some juice!”

Barium: {Mom is not going to like this…}

“Well, here goes…”

Once again <3

And the winner is Praseodymium!

They literally all ran over to the crib. His icon is greener than his skin for heaven’s sake -_-

NO! BAD BRUCE!

Bruce: *whistles innocently*

Woah! That was sudden o.O

ಠ_ಠ

I am speechless.

He beats the eldest both in personality and looks.

I think I have a new favorite sim :D

Neo: “Mom, could you please move? I want to play SSX3.”

Ilo: “I’m trying to find a job, go play with your siblings or something.”

What is a creator to do when there aren’t enough beds? Buy a tent of course!

*another facepalm*

Neppy: {I may have 6 neat points, but this is uncalled for.}

“{Now this I enjoy!}”

Bruce: “Come on Neppy! I know you can do it!”

Neppy: {Damn right I can. I just don’t think you’re worthy of hearing my first spoken word.}

FIRST TRY! *_*

Moonshine: {Don’t mind me, just strolling by, disrupting the laws of physics and laser beams}

SHE WANTED IT. BE HAPPY FOR HER.

Neppy: Mama!

Ilo: That’s great honey!

Right before sunrise, a mysterious sound is heard…

“KYAAAAAAA- *splat*”

“Don’t worry Dad. Sure, they poked around a bit, but according to our biology teacher the female reproductive system isn’t the ultimate choice for first generation half-aliens.”

Speaking of aliens…

“{What is it with you people and baths?}”

“{Maybe if I make a sad face they’ll release me…}”

“{Please explain the purpose of this device.}”

“{Fly, my pretty! FLY!}”

Ilo: “Potty time!”

“{You know, ‘Voice’, it would be easier to concentrate if you’d put the camera away.}”

What camera? <.<>.>

“Cal, I know we’re poor, but you don’t have to drain your sorrows in beer for that.”

“Shut it, sis. You’re not the boss of me.”

“Suit yourself…”

“{Does she honestly think I can’t see her?}”

“{ENOUGH WITH THE BATHS ALREADY!}”

“Weee!”

Sibling love <3

Bruce: “Ilo, are you watching me shower?”

Ilo: “… maybe… Can I join?”

Little Miss Knowledge Sim wouldn’t go to school by herself, so I had to use one of my 5 commands -_-

If homework is a valid command, then this is too.

“It’s still not good enough!”

Hey, at least you’re better than your sisters!

“A rose by any other – wait, this isn’t my homework! CAL!”

“{Stranger danger! Abort your mating ritual and SAVE ME!}”

“… did you hear something?”

“Only the sound of my heart, sugar bear.”

“Where’s Daddy?”

“{Look! Another moron!}”

“What’s happening to me?”

And BOOM goes the confetti.

My founder is old and grey… I’ve never actually gotten that far in a challenge before.

Goodbye youth, hello cougar years!

“{So tired…”}

“Have a bottle honey!”

*facedesk*

And this, girls, is why you don’t bring boys home.

I realise now that about half of this chapter consists of this guy.

I CAN STOP IF I WANT TO. WATCH ME.

Fo’ real, girl?

“Sorry, sorry…”

Ugh, I only lasted a slide…

“{Mommy’s eyes are scary…}”

“Dada!”

“Dad, look! I got an A!”

“That’s great, sweetie.”

“Yes! My grades are going up!”

YOU.

Pras’s school bus shenanigans are apparently due to hunger.

Here, build some cooking skill!

Neo: “What do you mean I can’t be seen with you? We’re best friends!

Cal: “Good job on the report card! Though you still have a long way to go before catching up with me!”

Barium: “{Cal’s not heading for the bus, so I won’t either!}”

You have way too much influence on your little brother.

“Maybe skipping school was a bad idea…”

Then start running! Your brother may be a lost cause, but that doesn’t mean you should be one!

Not to mention your sisters.

Have anything to say for yourself?

Ura: “… I believe I’m entitled to a lawyer.”

“Young miss, do you have an explanation for this?”

“…no…”

“Then get started!”

It’s triple birthday! Well, double actually, but I’m aging Barium up in advance.

Et tu, Brute?

Aaw, now the spouse is growing old too…

The suit suits him, don’t you think?

“{Look, I’m growing up too!}”

How is it a disaster?

“Because no one’s paying attention to me!”

Ilo: “My boy has really grown into his looks, don’t you think?”

Knowledge/Romance+ Fitness & Athletic- CleaningVisionary

“…I’m different from them.”

And we love you for it <3

“That’s not helping.”

“Dad, why can’t I just - ”

“I don’t negotiate with teenagers.”

“Heehee, I’m doing something forbidden!”

“Voice, could you be useful for once and get Mom away from the computer?”

Quiet. She’s writing an autobiography.

“There’s something amiss with the oven.”

“Ooh-ooh! Oh wait, she’s not waking up.”

…

“Cal, would you please do my homework for me now that I’ve kicked your ass?”

“Eew, Dad! Don’t pee on my notebooks!”

Unrelated to this picture: I got tired of befriending strays and decided to adopt two dogs instead.

THE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT. CORRUPT I TELL YOU.

If Ilo didn’t have another networking gift in her inventory I would be so pissed right now.

Anyhow, this is Buffy. I thought she was an adult but it turns out she’s an elder.

My question if is she’s still able to breed?

Her companion is a puppy named Benny.

Oh look, Ura’s started another fight.

“{I’ll probably keep my A even if I miss the first day of high school…}”

Rover, that is not for you. You’ve had your chance.

“Look, I got straight A:s again! Hello? Anybody?”

Goodbye again, and be sure to vote on the heir poll!