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Trailer Park ChallengeChapter XI

Welcome ba –

“Why aren’t you paying attention to my needs?!”

Well, sor-ree for considering you a big boy. Besides…

…your nephew was just born!

Samarium is a moderately hard silvery metal that readily oxidizes in air, and is only slightly toxic.Only slightly toxic. Wikipedia, you amuse me.

Both the guests and household rejoiced with the birth of the third generation, when suddenly…

ERMAGERD FIRE!

Nice parenting there, by the way.

J/k, she carried him out autonomously.

Then this appeared in her queue. What the fudge, Neo?

Luckily I’m not a total schmuck and remembered to buy a fire alarm way back when Ilo moved in.

Alas, the food glitched, not allowing itself to be finished so the stove could be used for its successor.

So, after many a consultation from the Interwebs…

…I resorted to moveobjects.

Though now the oven is stuck :D I’m sure it’ll revert to normal after someone uses it again. Or not.

She’s a lean, mean, fighting machine!

Ya just got slappedOh, oh!Across the face, my friend ♫

Okay I’m done with the pop culture references. For now.

“Try for puppy” was available even though Buffy is an elder, so I set Ilo the Influencer to work.

I’m trying so hard to caption the thought bubble. Something about grandpuppies? Ugh, nevermind.

The pie-menu was just for show, apparently.

Who is the mysterious gnome-thief? Hint: She’s gotten way too much facetime. Yet I bother having her around.

New mystery: What’s wrong with me?

IT’S SO FLUFFY *-*

Okay it seems that I am not done with the references. Though this time I’m too lazy to write credits.

PUNISHMENT HAS BEEN EXECUTED.

“Voice, are you making my son do what I think you’re making him do?”

Don’t worry, it’ll get him to college ;) Now get to work, old man.

“Tiramisu Village, Tiki Island, Three Blakes… What are these maps?”

KEEP DIGGING! *whiplash*

“I need to pee and I DEFINITELY must use the only occupied bathroom!”

Once again, I dub thee an idiot.

Ginger kept strolling back and forth on the lot so I thought; why not greet her?

Yes, that is a “Kiss Kiss Darling” and nothing else.

She immediately left after talking hobbies.

On this, the day of my daughter’s heir’s wedding, these two are doing nothing, so I let them go on a date to make sure no one bails out.

I’m going for the “no employment” points this time.

Of course Ben lost all his memories when moving in besides going to college.

Makes for a cute snapshot though <3

WHY YOU NO LULLABY. ME GRUMPY.

“You do realize I’m rolling wants to learn fire safety, lifelong happiness and other useful stuff?”

Less talky, more diggy.

Look, it’s Mr. Big! What are you doing at the poor part of town?

Grant Woodrow: I’m trying to get the dog run over by throwing a stick to the other side of the street.

Well aren’t you a douche.

Umm… Ilo? What are you doing?

“Totally not spying on the neighbors.”

Carry on then.

Eh, it’s Cal’s homework. He’s doomed anyway.

‘Uranium brought a friend home from school today.’

*facepalm*

Boy am I glad she’s growing up today.

A dirty joke about a place where the sun doesn’t shine. Classy.

But wait, what is that interaction involving the bride and groom?

Get ACR they said. It’ll bring you unexpected babies they said.

The fun part is that she’s won right about every fight so far.

Arch, check.

Juice, check.

Fountains, check.

The preparations are all done!

The guests consist of some of Benjamin’s townie friends, a playable Romance sim (hoping for some drama), and future heir spouse Oliver Chun. Y’know, the tattooed guy from last time.

Of course they all have to loiter on the front porch effectively blocking the way.

Worst part? I can’t shoo them -_-

Not even the bride realises that there’s a back door.

Cold feet?

“The wedding night’s going to be awesome!”

I guess not.

Look, the guests are actually useful for something!

Is it still called a shotgun wedding when the baby’s already born?

And so, the angels bless the new couple with their strawberry-scented dandruff.

Shout out to modelmgt at Boolprop forums and her uglacy, more specifically chapter 6. Viewer discretion is advised.

Four people made it from the booby trap that is a 4-tile porch.

In other news, Ura can finally get the hell out of here!

Ugh, this means I have to play her sister trough the rest of college.

“So, Voice? You’re going to put me in a motherloded house with eternal life now, right?”

Hah. You wish.

Ah! I nearly missed this!

Actually thought she’d use the fork, but that wouldn’t do at all, now would it?

And I was literally the only witness. Not even her family was there to watch.

“I bet it’ll be much more peaceful now that Ura’s moving out, or what do you say, Ginger?”

Cake slice: “DEFYING GRAVITY LIKE A BOSS”

This just in: Benjamin has a new best friend.

I’m writing him up on the spouse list. #Arrangedmarriagesftw

This is literally the edge of the lot. Why do you and the other guests feel compelled to walk this far?

“Woah, I’d better cut down on the juice. Think I’m starting to hear things.”

Oh, the horror!

I have no idea why she’s making this face. Lol.

“Finally. I’m outta here.”

“Omigawd my baby girl is moving out take care bye bye”

Ben’s putting Oliver to the playfulness test.

He didn’t pass.

Gee Cal, don’t go amputating your arm or anything.

I thought “oh look, Neptunium brought a friend home for once”.

I feel betrayed.

I think Ginger stole one too at some point. PUNISHMENT HAS –

Cal: “Will you go out with me?”

Ginger: “I’ll think about it.

GO HOME PEOPLE. THE PARTY’S OVER.

I tried to take a picture of Neo and Ben inside the limo.

Close enough.

He’s house-training his puppy.

Oh god. Please tell me I didn’t just write that.

Speaking of dogs though; aaaaw

I don’t know what she’s doing here, but she’s heading for the edge of the lot as well.

What’s going on?

o.O

Ben, you’re officially a part of the family now.

Oh jolly, diaper fears.

Another star, another flamingo.

Something tells me the astronomers of SimNation aren’t very good at their jobs.

Benny’s in a love/hate relationship with the homework.

Think I’ll be able to get puppies from it?

“Laa-dee-daa, just going to slee- oh.”

“Bar, get out.”

Night-time fishing in the rain.

What do you mean she’ll catch a cold?

They still haven’t returned.

It feels so empty :(

Whenever I click a random spot they hit a water pipe, so I’ve been using the dogs and fireflies as guidance.

HOLY SHIT!

“HOLY SHIT!”

Side note: I’ve disabled the blur in my game (for reasons), so now I have to come up with creative angles everytime someone’s nekkid. So far it’s only been Neo.

SO CLOSE.

Look who decided to have Home Ed at home!

Seriously though, he’s becoming a teen today and I couldn’t bother less about forcing him to school.

NOOOOO! BUFFY!

She doesn’t dese- WHOA.

Here, Ilo, have a towel to wrap yourself with.

She doesn’t have too many days left herself, so I’m bumping up her mood with a date.

Right after the father-son dance.

I told you to get in the car!

“In a minute, I just need to aid my bad vision with some punch.”

Also, wtf. Is that fear even possible to be fulfilled.

A gazillion distractions later, we’re at the grocery/clothes store. Why not combine business with pleasure and time warps when you can?

Also, creepy Komei is creepy.

“Ooh, that’s one hot cougar!”

“Wanna catch a movie some time?”

“Young man, can’t you see that I’m on a date with my husband?”

“…so is that a yes or a no?”

You people are robbing us. §600 is just ridiculous for an amount that won’t last for a week. It’s like buying a new fridge!

“She better not be flirting with him.”

Don’t worry, Bruce. Besides you have no right to talk.

Look who’s interacting all friendly in the spring air!

Unless you’ve noticed I’m trying to hook these two up. If not now then after he’s grown up.

Everyone in this household neglects Sam until I intervene.

Not even the Family sim is doing anything.

Toddler pic! The hawaii shirt is just adorable, don’t you think?

And this is when the neglecting turns into harassment. STOP TRYING TO PICK UP THE TODDLER, PEOPLE.

These two both roll wants to teach him toddler skills.

“It’s on, biach.”

“I’m actually quite happy to be part of your family.”

“Yes, I just know we’ll become the best of friends! Speaking of, didn’t I just tell you to go and flirt with that Ginger girl?”

“Yeah I wasn’t paying attention.”

Potty training is the skill I tend to value the most. Who cares about learning to use your legs or being able to communicate with other people?”

IT’S SO BRIGHT *-*

“I’m downright handsome.”

Knowledge (not again) (plus I forgot to give him a secondary lol)+ Make-up, unemployment- Formal wearMax out all skills (this’ll be easy)

On another note, meet Dakota, Buffy’s replacement.

I think she’ll get along just fine with Benny.

Seriously, everybody except the Knowledge sims have taken a shining to Sam. I’ve had to swat out interactions like flies.

After Cal totally wasting the influence points, I had Ginger do the flirting instead.

1 bolt, people. THE SHIP HAS LEAVED THE DOCK

These were all new emotions for Cal, so he ventilated them the only way he knew how: by assaulting the trash can.

While Ginger the Gnome-Grabber – YIPPEE I FINALLY GOT A TREASURE CHEST!

“*hurl* Ba…by?”

AT LAST!

Hey! Who gave you the right to feed dog treats?!

“Look, now you’ve made her sad.”

They cost money you know!

Pretty woman, walking down the street ♪

No but seriously what are you doing here.

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN?

Dakota: “Yum, filthy bath water.”

I don’t think she’s interacted with Benny even once.

Note to self: Include more toddler spam next chapter.

And some dog spam too while we’re at it.

“Who’s a good doggy? You are! Yes you are!”

Wait, what the – No. This is not happening.

DEATH! HOW DARE YOU TAKE HIM AWAY! He was so close to college too…

“Not my fault if you’re bad with uncontrollables.”

READ THE MOOD, POP-UP. READ THE MOOD.

I couldn’t even get Ilo to plead for him… *sniff*

“CAN’T YOU SEE I’M IN GRIEF?!”

“You need to move on. As in out of the bathroom.”

Happy simming, everybody?