He said... He said... Do you love me just because my father left Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?me a fortune?She said...She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.who left you the money.

She said...She said...What do you mean by coming home half What do you mean by coming home half drunk?drunk?He said... He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... He said... Want a Want a quickie?quickie?She said...She said...As opposed As opposed to what?to what?

He said... He said... Let's go Let's go out and out and have some have some fun fun tonight.tonight.She said...She said...Okay, but Okay, but if you get if you get home home before I before I do, leave do, leave the the hallway hallway light on.light on.

He said... He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the wanted to make love to you in the worst way.worst way.She said...She said...Well, you succeeded.Well, you succeeded.

He said... He said... Why don't you tell me when you Why don't you tell me when you have an  orgasm?have an  orgasm?She said...She said...I would, but you're never there. I would, but you're never there.

He said... He said... Why do you women always try to impress Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?us with your looks, not with your brains?

She said...She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.man is a moron than he is blind.

Friend said... Friend said... 'I don't think you will ever find another 'I don't think you will ever find another woman like your late wife.'woman like your late wife.'He said...He said... 'Who's gonna look?’ 'Who's gonna look?’