"How To Be A Bad Bitch"
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Transcript of "How To Be A Bad Bitch"
A GUIDE FOR BLACK LADIES ANDFEMMES
TIPS AND TRICKS FOR SEXYPHOTOS AND CAPITALIST
INTERVENTIONS
RICHENDA GRAZETTE
"HOW TOBE A BADBITCH"
SO... YOU WANT TO BE A BADBITCH?
Honey, you came to the right place.
We combed Instagram for our favouriteBlack women & femmes to teach us, in 3
lessons each, how to translate our bodiesinto success.
If you follow these tips, you can make themoney you deserve, be fashion's next big
thing, and achieve all of your goals.
In the Internet age, white supremacistcapitalist patriarchy is weakening.
Crush it with your stilettos.
LESSON ONE: PRODUCT PLACEMENTS
LESSON TWO: CALL OUT ALL BULLSHIT
LESSON THREE: GET THAT MONEY
How will people know what to buy if you don't promote it?
Be the feminist icon you wish to see in the world
You deserve it
LESSON ONE: PROMOTE YOURSELF
LESSON TWO: BECOME FASHION ICON
LESSON THREE: SLAY, BITCH
Give snippits of your personality, it'll entice people to want to watch you
More magazines = the more you subvert white-dominated industries
Your followers should be jealous of your lifestyle
LESSON ONE: WHAT IS GENDER ANYWAY?
LESSON TWO: BE A TRENDSETTER
LESSON THREE: CASUAL SELFIES
You're too cute to fit into the binary
We're tired of white androgyny being the fashion norm
If you covet a serious look, make sure to break it up with selfies - it humanizes you
LESSON ONE: I DO WHAT THEY DO BETTER
LESSON TWO: FITNESS
LESSON THREE: YOUR ASSETS
That's right girl! Don't let them push you out!
Jealousy and admiration go hand in hand (*bonus points for product placement in there)
Be honest: if you've got it, be proud of it
LESSON ONE: SISTERHOOD
LESSON TWO: BUILD A DEEP AESTHETIC
LESSON THREE: SCORE CAMPAIGNS
Blood sisters or not, you gotta be supporting one another
Your pictures should be stylistically similar - it makes your feed beautiful
Translate your uniqueness into success
LESSON ONE: ANGLES
LESSON TWO: HOT FRIENDS
LESSON THREE: LIFESTYLE
Post all angles of your outfit, in multiple posts. Flood Insta with you
You're nothing without a crew
Remind us that you're rich! Even if you aren't
LESSON ONE: PROMOTIONS
LESSON TWO: VIDEOS VIDEOS VIDEOS
LESSON THREE: CAREER BOOSTS
Always tell us who you're wearing
Humanize yourself and share your voice with the people
You can be a rapper and a panelist
LESSON ONE: SERVE FACE
LESSON TWO: HATERS GONNA HATE
LESSON THREE: LOVE
Whether you're wearing makeup or not, always give looks
Cultivate a bad-ass and aloof presence if possible
Nothing inspires your followers like a romance
REMEMBER...
The key to being a bad bitch is knowing that nomatter what kind of body you have, what career
or goals you want to pursue, or what your style is,there are many ways to achieve.
You got skills, ma.