HOT SPOT Issue #334

8/3/2019 HOT SPOT Issue #334

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LOUNGES & CLUBSIsland Breeze 31Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 07, 11Raymonds Players Club 28Mutuals 03Sey Hey & Marys icClub Rozay 34Rosettes Lounge 17The Red Zone 11Melody Club 12Simmons Fishing Camp 29

TRANSPORTATION

Bobby Albright 06Auto Works 12Tire Doctor 28Big Mike 12JJs Tire World 33JJ&Ys 33Jones Emergency Car Care 33Odyssey Restaurant & Lounge 04Supra Pre-Owned 32

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 13HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Dirty Redd 11

SERVICESMind of Creations 14Restore Your Photos 15Ellington Bartending 15One Time Pest Control 12

CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 37St Paul Clothing 35

EVENTS

Mutuals New Years Party 03Odyssey New Years Party 04Club Rozay New Years Party 34Usual Suspects MC 06

FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 08Trevon Stand 08

RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 15

FOOD & DININGWilson Catering 10Pats Catering 35Whos Got Crabs? 09LJs Soul Food 29

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 07Organo Gold 29

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 14A Brighter Day Bail Bond 05Fundraiser Proposal 26

TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 15HOT SPOT Online

AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

FEATURESHOT SPOT RepsHOT SPOT Subscribe 13, 37One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 10, 11HOT SPOT Rates 38LaughsYearbooks 33HOT SPOT New Mini 35HOT SPOT Special Editions 15


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One Mans Opinion

Part IA new year is upon us. Time to reflect, renew and go forth with anew attitude. Theres no need to dwell on the shouldas, wouldasand couldas from 2011. Just move forward to the I Wills for 2012.

For instance: In 2012

I WILL Be the Best Son I Can to My Parents I WILL Be the Best Husband I Can for My Wife I WILL Expand the HOT SPOT to other Regions I WILL Not Grow any Taller I WILL Develop an Expanded Digital Presence for the HOT SPOT I WILL Not Run (maybe Walk a Little More) I WILL Develop and Sponsor an Event I WILL Not Drink any more (or any less) I WILL Develop and Expand the Types of Content Presented

I WILL Not Lose Weight I WILL Upgrade Production Equipment and Increase Efficiency I WILL Not Eat Beets I WILL Build and Develop a Team to Help Grow the HOT SPOT I WILL Not Climb Trees I WILL Manage Time Better and Become More Productive I WILL Not Wear Hats with Little Brims I WILL Increase Involvement in Community Activities I WILL Not Wear Capri Pants (or Baggy Pants either) I WILL Get a Dog I WILL Not Vote Republican

I WILL Laugh More I WILL Not Wear Suspenders and a Belt I WILL Get More Rest I WILL Not Fall Asleep in Front of the TV (Wish Me Luck on that One) I WILL Travel More Often I WILL Develop Strategic Alliances with other Companies I WILL Not Dance in the Rain I WILL Learn New Software I WILL Not Wear Dredlocks or Jheri Curls I WILL Develop Complementary Products and Services along with the HOT SPOT

So these are my I WILLs for 2012. What do you plan to do? Hit me up on Facebook or shoot me anemail and let me know. Id like to know.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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Laughs

As he lay on his deathbed,

the man confided to his

wife, "I cannot die without

telling you the truth. I

cheated on you throughoutour whole marriage. All

those nights when I told you

I was working late, I was

with other women. And not

just one woman either, but

I've slept with dozens of

them."

His wife looked at himcalmly and said, "Why do

you think I gave you the

poison?"


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Laughs

God the Parent

Whenever your kids are out of control, you cantake comfort from the thought that even God'somnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

After creating heaven and earth, God createdAdam and Eve. And the first thing He said tothem was: "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam asked."Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied.

"Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Hey,Eve..we got Forbidden Fruit!"

"No way!"

"Where?""Don't eat that fruit!" said God."Why?"

"Because I am your Creator and I said so!" saidGod, wondering why he hadn't stopped aftermaking the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having anapple break and was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the 'FirstParent' asked."Uh huh," Adam replied."Then why did you?""I dunno," Eve answered."She started it!" Adam said."Did not!""DID so!""DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's pun-

ishment was that Adam and Eve should havechildren of their own...thus the pattern was set,and it has never changed.

Laughs

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in

New York and says, "I hate to ruin your

day, but I have to tell you that your mother

and I are divorcing; forty-five years of

misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son

screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any

longer," the old man says. "We're sick of

each other, and I'm sick of talking about

this, so you call your sister in Chicago and

tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who ex-

plodes on the phone. "They're not getting

divorced if I have anything to do about it,"

she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and

screams at the old man, "You are NOT get-

ting divorced. Don't do a single thing untilI get there. I'm calling my brother back,

and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until

then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR

ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns

to his wife and says, "Okay, they're com-

ing for Thanksgiving...now what do we

tell them for Christmas?"


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Laughs

Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragmentinto slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in

hand).

6. Light Match.

7. Light Match.

8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blowgently into base of fire.

10. Apply burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while outsearching for more wood, soak wood from can labeled"kerosene."

13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.

14. Re-label can to read "gasoline."

15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.

16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps 1-15.

LaughsA man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minne-

sota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well

known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do

you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my

pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and

let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jumpback into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then

said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man poured the fish in to the water and stood and

waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to theman and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden

prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" the man asked.


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Laughs

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer

during a felony trial - it went like this:

Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching

the description of the offender running several blocks

away.

Q. Officer, who provided this description?

A. The officer who responded to the scene.

Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this

so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?

A. Yes sir, with my life.

Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do

you have a locker room in the police station - a room

where you change your clothes in preparation for you

daily duties?

A. Yes sir, we do.

Q. And do you have a locker in that room?

A. Yes sir, I do.

Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?

A. Yes sir.

Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers

with your life, that you find it necessary to lock yourlocker in a room you share with those same officers?

A. You see sir, we share the building with a court com-

plex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk

through that room.

With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a

prompt recess was called.

LaughsSince a very long time ago, people have searched for the

meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their

profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence. In a

survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But

what do little kids know about love? Read on and be surprised

that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have

a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word.

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shav-

ing cologne and they go out and smell each other."

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of

your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

"Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but

you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feel-

ings."

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she

takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is

OK."

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it

everyday."

"Love is if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the

cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you can sit

across from each other and be okay."

"Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and stillsays he is handsomer than Robert Redbird."

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her

old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down

and little stars come out of you."

"You can break love, but it won't die."

Website: Facebook.com Ronald Gilliard

Website: Facebook.com The Hot Spot Magazine

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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE

4 7 8 1

2 3 5 8

6 2 1

1 8 6 4 5

2 7 5 3

7 6 4 9 8

8 4 6

3 6 9 2

1 3 9 7


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Sudoku Solution

LaughsLaughs

4 7 5 9 3 8 6 1 2

1 9 2 6 7 4 3 5 8

6 8 3 5 2 1 7 4 9

9 3 1 2 8 6 4 7 5

2 4 8 7 1 5 9 6 3

7 5 6 4 9 3 8 2 1

5 2 7 8 4 9 1 3 6

3 6 9 1 5 7 2 8 4

8 1 4 3 6 2 5 9 7


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