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    LOUNGES & CLUBS

    Sey Hey & Marys icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 05Raymonds Players Club 10Mutuals 03The Mini Bar bcNikkis / Club Rozay 08Nikkis / Club Rozay 28

    TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 22

    JJs Tire World 08JJ &Ys Car Wash 08Gina Smith AutoSource 14Supra Pre-Owned 04

    ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 31HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Postman 22DJ Dirty Redd 35Lady Scorpio 37

    Esther Simmons 27

    SERVICESMind of Creations 24Restore Your Photos 25Ellington Bartending 27One Time Pest Control 22Family Reunion Books 34

    CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 37St Paul Clothing 34

    EVENTSRochester Trip 25HOT SPOT Grad & Dad 34Post 500 Football Trip 13HOT SPOT 13th Anniversary 11HOT SPOT Anniversary Party 12Ron Gilliards Birthday 12Down Divas - Blue Carpet 17Kirk Floyd Tours Football Trip 29

    FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 32Trevon Stand 32

    RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 27Got Balloons 06

    FOOD & DININGGood 4 Real 10Wilson Catering 28Pats Catering 35Your Taste Catering 27

    Paradise Caf 33

    HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 04

    LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 33A Brighter Day Bail Bond 09

    TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 25

    HOT SPOT Online 15, 16, 26

    AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

    FEATURESHOT SPOT RepsHOT SPOT Subscribe 31One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 38LaughsBeach High Yearbooks 05HOT SPOT New Mini 35

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    One Mans Opinion

    Part IOK, its been HOT and DRY, its time for some rain. Its beenabout three weeks since we had any appreciable rain around here.Normally by this time a have a nice puddle in my back yard that Icall Lake Ronald. This year zilch. I even went to the trouble ofobtaining extra buckets to capture the rain water for my garden anddrew up plans for a nice double-decker rain barrel system complete with spigots, diverters andsoaker hoses. Im glad I didnt build it yet. I guess I have to get out and do my Rain Dance.

    Yes, I have a Rain Dance. It was either taught to me by my great-great grandfathers secondcousins best friends barbers uncle OR I made it up, Im not sure which. Anyway, I have used itmany times with positive results over the past few years. So if youre like me and youre ready forsome real rain, I mean frog strangling rain, enough rain to make Noah nervous, enough rain toconfuse a fish; then meet me Friday at 7:00 am in Forsyth Park on the South end. Get plenty ofrest the night before and wear some sturdy shoes, because there is a lot of shouting and stompinginvolved. Dont worry, therell be NO running. Im allergic to running. One more thing, if Im not there,feel free to start without me.

    Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

    Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

    Thanks Savannah, for 12+ Years of the HOT SPOT!

    Part of Our HarvestYes, this is a cucumber INSIDE a water bottle.

    I didnt cut the bottle. Ask me how I did it.

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    Laughs

    School Papers

    A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:

    1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote

    in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and the climateof the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

    2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red sea, where they

    made unleavened bread which is bread made without any in-

    gredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten

    commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

    3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcu-

    pines.

    4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without

    them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had Myths. A

    Myth is a female moth.

    5. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another

    man of that name.

    6. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giv-

    ing people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an

    overdose of wedlock. After his death his career suffered a dra-

    matic decline.

    7. Eventually the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls

    people Romans because they never stayed in one place for

    long.

    8. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields ofGaul. The ides of March murdered him because they thought

    he was going to be made King. Dying, he gasped out: 'Tee hee,

    Brutus.'

    9. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Ber-

    nard Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should

    be hanged twice for the same offense.

    10. Another story was William Tell who shot an arrow through

    an apple while standing on his sons head.

    Laughs

    The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal

    Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman

    docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna.

    The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his

    fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican re-

    plied only a little while.

    The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catchmore fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his fam-

    ily's immediate needs. The American then asked, but what do you

    do with the rest of your time?

    The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with

    my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the

    village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my

    amigos, I have a full and busy life, senor."

    The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help

    you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds

    buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you

    could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet offishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you

    would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own

    cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribu-

    tion. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village

    and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where

    you will run your expanding enterprise."

    The Mexican fisherman asked, "But senor, how long will this all

    take?" To which the American replied, "15-20 years." But what

    then, senor?

    The American laughed and said that's the best part. When the

    time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your companystock to the public and become very rich, you would make mil-

    lions.

    Millions, senor? Then what?

    The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small

    coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little,

    play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the

    village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your

    guitar with your amigos."

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    Laughs

    I want to be a bear.

    If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do

    nothing but sleep for six months. I could

    deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat

    yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

    If you're a bear, you birth your children

    (who are the size of walnuts) while you are

    sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute,

    cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you

    mean business. You swat anyone who both-

    ers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line,

    you swat them too. I could deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to

    wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you

    will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup... I want to be a bear!

    Laughs

    School Papers, Part II

    11. Queen Elizabeth was the 'Virgin Queen.' As a Queen she

    was a great success. When she exposed herself before her troops

    they all shouted 'hurrah.'

    12. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg

    invented removable type and the Bible. Another important in-

    vention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a

    historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started

    smoking.

    13. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shake-

    speare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birth-

    day. He never made much money and is famous only because of

    his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all

    in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of he-

    roic couplet.

    14. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel

    Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was

    John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died

    and he wrote Paradise Regained.

    15. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the Englishput tacks in their tea. Also the colonists would send their parcels

    through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the

    war and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the origi-

    nal 13 states formed the contented congress. Thomas Jefferson

    and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the declaration of

    independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two

    cats backwards and declared, 'A horse divided against itself can-

    not stand.' Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

    16. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and

    had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an

    old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750

    to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the worldand so was Handel. Handel was half German and Half Italian

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    Laughs

    Mary Simpson was almost crazy withher three kids.

    She complained to her best friend,

    "They're driving me nuts. Such pests,

    they give me no rest and I'm half-way

    to the nut hatch."

    "What you need is a playpen to sepa-

    rate the kids from yourself," her friend

    said.

    So Mary bought a playpen.

    A few days later, her friend called to

    ask how things were going.

    "Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said.

    "I get in that playpen with a good bookand the kids don't bother me one bit!"

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    Laughs

    A young lady visited a computer dating ser-

    vice and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse.

    Can you please help me to find a suitable

    one?"

    The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you

    looking for?"

    "Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking,

    polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable,

    good at singing and dancing. Willing to ac-

    company me the whole day at home during

    my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to

    tell me interesting stories when I need a com-

    panion for conversation and be silent when Iwant to rest."

    The matchmaker entered the information into

    the computer and, in a matter of moments,

    handed the results to the woman.

    The results read, "Buy a television."

    A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed aneternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the dis-tance, figuring the wind direction and speed, drivinghis partner nuts.

    Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heckis taking so long? Hit the darned ball!"

    The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching mefrom the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfectshot."

    "Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball'schance of hitting her from here."

    Laughs

    A young man finds the woman of his

    dreams and asks her to marry him. He

    tells his mother he wants her to meet

    his fiance, but he wants to make a bit

    of a game out of it. He says he'll bringthe girl over with two other women and

    see if his mother can guess which is

    the one he wants to marry. His mother

    agrees to the game.

    That night, he shows up at his

    mother's house with three beautiful

    young ladies. They all sit down on thecouch, and everyone has a wonderful

    evening talking and getting to know

    each other.

    At the end of the evening, the young

    man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom,

    which one is the woman I want to

    marry?'

    Without any hesitation at all, his

    mother replies, 'The one in the mid-

    dle.'

    The young man is astounded. 'How in

    the world did you figure it out?'

    'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'

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    SUDOKU

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    blank spaces. Every row must contain

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    unique solution that can be reached

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    The Solution is at the end of the Book.

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    Sudoku Solution

    Laughs

    Did I Read That Sign Right?

    In an office:

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR

    BELOW

    In a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE

    REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE

    LIGHT GOES OUT

    In a London department store:

    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an office:

    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP

    LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK

    OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

    In an office:

    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY

    THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON

    THE DRAINING BOARD

    Outside a secondhand shop:

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASH-

    ING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR

    WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BAR-

    GAIN?

    Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Spotted in a safari park:

    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a conference:

    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOES-

    N'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE

    1ST FLOOR

    Notice in a farmer's field:

    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSSTHE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL

    CHARGES.

    On a repair shop door:

    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK

    HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T

    WORK)

    Laughs

    A farmer was driving along the road

    with a load of fertilizer. A child playing

    in front of his house saw him and called,

    "What are you hauling?"

    "Fertilizer," the farmer replied.

    "What are you going to do with it?"

    asked the child.

    "Put it on strawberries," answered the

    farmer.

    "You ought to live here," the child ad-

    vised him.

    "We put sugar and cream on them."

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