Hot Spot Issue #327

8/4/2019 Hot Spot Issue #327

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LOUNGES & CLUBSIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 05Raymonds Players Club 12Mutuals 03The Mini Bar bcNikkis / Club Rozay 08Netties Lounge 24Savannah Live 25Savannah Live fc

TRANSPORTATIONAuto Works 06Bobby Albright 22Tire Doctor 12Derricks Auto Body 34

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 29HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Postman 22

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ELECTION 2011Bill Gillespie 06Mary Osborne 35Van Johnson 34

FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 32Trevon Stand 32

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One Mans OpinionPart ISummer is coming to a close, its time to put away the lawn mowerand pull out the rake. Time to get that last trip in to the beach in andthe last Barbeque or Oyster Roast. Time to put away those shorts

and pull out those sweaters. Time to, dare I say it? Watch FOOT-BALL. I mean, pee wee games, middle school games, high schoolgames, college and pro games. I really hadnt been to too manySavannah State games in the past few years, primarily, because of

their poor showing on the field, but this year, finally, this year, since they have joined the MEAC, Iplan to attend. I intend to cheer for them in all of the games but one. The one game I wont cheer forSavannah State is when the Mighty Howard Bisons come in to TAKE OVER Wright Stadium.

Now when I say Take Over, I mean, Howard is going to put a beatin on the Tigers, like.a stolemoney from your mamas purse beatin..; a took your daddys car without permission beatinan old school talking back to your teacher beatin . an Obama over McCain beatin... and dare I

say it, like a Bears over my Falcons beatin last weekend. Yes, Ill be sitting on the Happy side ofthe field, wearing my Howard T-shirt and feeling bad for all my friends as they suffer through anignominious defeat. But dont worry, time heals all wounds, the fans should get over it in say, 40 or50 years.

Have no fear though, for the next game Im be back, cheering and rooting for Our Savannah SateTigers and I hope and pray that they win every other game and I believe they have a chance .untilof course when Hampton comes to town.

Part IILet me finish up with a little more college football. Last weekend, while checking online for otherfootball games, I came across the ESPN multi-screen page. Its ridiculous. You can watch four, yes Isaid four games at the same time and YOU pick the games. I had two games form big name schoolsand two games from HBCUs all going on at the same time. I also had another game on the TV nextto the monitor. Now lets see, when I finish my new computer set up this fall with four monitors, I canhave up to sixteen games going simultaneously. Imagine that. I can see myself, laying back in myrecliner, facing four monitors with sixteen college football games going on at the same time andme... Taking a Nap. Now Thats Living.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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Laughs

The two thousand member Baptistchurch was filled to overflowing capac-ity one Sunday morning. The preacherwas ready to start the sermon when twomen, dressed in long black coats andblack hats entered thru the rear of thechurch.

One of the two men walked to the mid-dle of the church while the other stayedat the back of the church. They boththen reached under their coats and

withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced,"Everyone willing to take a bullet forJesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followedby the choir. The deacons ran out the

door, followed by the choir directorand the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were abouttwenty people left sitting in the church.The preacher was holding steady in thepulpit.

Laughs

You Know It's Time to Diet When

- You dance and it makes the band skip.

- You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus,and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

- You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

- You go to the zoo and the elephants throwyou peanuts.

- Your driver's license says, "Picture continued

on other side."

- You ran away and they had to use all foursides of the milk carton for your picture.

- You learn you were born with a silver shovelin your mouth.

- You could sell shade.

- Your blood type is Ragu.

- You need an appointment to attend an 'openhouse'.

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Laughs

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an

orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When

you are in your casket and friends and family are

mourning you, what would you like to hear them

say about you?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say

that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great

family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I

was a wonderful husband and school teacher which

made a huge difference in our children of tomor-

row.

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them

say ... Look, He's Moving!

As he lay on his deathbed, the man con-

fided to his wife, "I cannot die without tell-

ing you the truth. I cheated on you

throughout our whole marriage. All those

nights when I told you I was working late, I

was with other women. And not just one

woman either, but I've slept with dozens of

them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said,

"Why do you think I gave you the poi-

son?"

Laughs

"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me

twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dadsaid to the maid when you were at the beauty

shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing herpurse, she handed over the money. "Well?What did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash mysocks tomorrow.' "

A mother and a daughter are shopping in themall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur

coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I willbuy my present instead of making you anddad shop for me."

The daughter protests, "But mom, some help-less, poor creature has to suffer so that youcan have this."

"Don't worry honey," says the mother, "your

father won't get the bill for a couple ofweeks."


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Laughs

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the$64,000 Question. The night before the big ques-tion, he told the Emcee that he desired a questionon American History.

The big night had arrived. Bob made his way on

stage in front of the studio and TV audience. Hehad become the talk of the week. He was the bestguest this show had ever seen. The Emcee steppedup to the mike.

"Bob, you have chosen American History as yourfinal question. You know that if you correctly an-swer this question, you will walk away $64,000dollars richer. Are you ready?"

Bob nodded with a cocky confidence - the crowdwent nuts. He hadn't missed a question all week.

"Bob, your question on American History is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer eitherpart first. As a rule, the second half of the questionis always easier. Which part would you like to takea stab at first?"

Bob was now becoming more noticeably nervous.He couldn't believe it, but he was drawing a blank.

American History was his easiest subject, but heplayed it safe.

"I'll try the second part first."

The Emcee nodded approvingly. "Here we go Bob.I will ask you the second half first, then the firsthalf."

The audience silenced with gross anticipation...

"Bob, here is your question: And in what year did ithappen??"

Laughs

A man and his wife are sitting in

the living room and he says to her,"Just so you know, I never want to

live in a vegetative state dependenton some machine. If that ever hap-

pens, just pull the plug."

"OK," says his wife as she gets upand unplugs the TV.

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hot-

line.If you are obsessive-compulsive,please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please asksomeone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities,please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, weknow who you are and what youwant. Just stay on the line until wecan trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listencarefully and a little voice will tellyou which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, itdoesn't matter which number youpress. No one will answer.


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Laughs

Sarah was reading a newspaperwhile her husband was en-grossed in a game on TV. Sud-denly, she burst out laughing.

"Listen to this, there's a classi-fied ad here where a guy is offer-ing to swap his wife for a seasontickets."

"Hmmm," her husband said, notbothering to look away from thegame.

Sarah said teasingly, "Would you

swap me for season tickets?"

"Absolutely not," he said,"season's more than half over."


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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New Yorkand says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tellyou that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-fiveyears of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'msick of talking about this, so you call your sister inChicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on thephone. "They're not getting divorced if I have any-thing to do about it," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old

man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a sin-gle thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back,and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't doa thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wifeand says, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiv-ing...now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

Laughs

A guy comes home completely drunk one

night. He lurches through the door and is

met by his scowling wife, who is most defi-

nitely not happy. "Where in tarnation

have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The

Golden Saloon. Everything there is

golden. It's got huge golden doors, a

golden floor, the works - heck, even the

urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and

the next day checks the phone book, find-

ing a place across town called the GoldenSaloon. She calls up the place to check

her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks

when the bartender answers the phone.

"Yes it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause, then the woman

hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I

think I got a lead on the guy that peed inyour saxophone last night!"


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