Hot Spot Issue #322

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LOUNGES & CLUBSSey Hey & Marys icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 05Raymonds Players Club 10Mutuals 03The Mini Bar bcNikkis / Club Rozay 28Rosettes Lounge 13Netties Lounge 36

TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 26JJs Tire World 16JJ &Ys Car Wash 16Jones Emergency Car Care 16Supra Pre-Owned 04Auto Works 31

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 39HOT SPOT Maze 44SUDOKU 44SUDOKU Solution 47DJ Postman 26

DJ Dirty Redd 43Esther Simmons 33Voices UnderGrace Prod. 15

SERVICESMind of Creations 28Restore Your Photos 31Ellington Bartending 33One Time Pest Control 26Family Reunion Books 34DST Home Improvement 37

CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 45St Paul Clothing 42

EVENTSRochester Trip 06HOT SPOT 13th Anniversary 11HOT SPOT Anniversary Party 12Ron Gilliards Birthday 121951 45Fathers Day 42

FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 40Trevon Stand 40

RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 27Flajaes Conv. Store 14Razzle Dazzle 42

FOOD & DININGGood 4 Real 33Wilson Catering 28

Pats Catering 43Your Taste Catering 27Paradise Caf 41

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 38Ye Olde Herb Shoppe 14Olivers Barber Shop 11Cancer Cure 35

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 41A Brighter Day Bail Bond 09

TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 25HOT SPOT Online 15, 16, 26

AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

FEATURESHOT SPOT RepsHOT SPOT Subscribe 31One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 46LaughsBeach High Yearbooks 05HOT SPOT New Mini 43All Eyes on Egipt 34


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One Mans Opinion

Part INext week Ill be 60 years old. When I take a good look at that num-ber and take stock of myself, Im OK, I probably should have done itsooner. I look back to the day I was born. Mom was 22 and Dadwas 31. I remember looking at my Mom and thinking, gosh shespretty. Then I looked at my Dad and thought. He looks happy but alittle worried. Anyway, right after I was born and they finished slapping me around. I tried to take anap but they wouldnt leave me alone. I kept asking for an RC Cola and a honey bun, but they justgave me some milk instead. I guess they didnt understand what I was saying...not MY fault. Laterthat evening, I asked the nurse for a newspaper and a cigarette (you could smoke inside in 1951).Nothing. Then I asked for some pants and shoes so I could go out. Nothing. Finally, I just said, can Iat least sit up for a while and listen to the radio? Again Noting, but hes so cute. They were startingto get on my nerves. So I just waited until they took me home. I wanted to drive, but Noooo, my folksthought they had to carry me everywhere.

That first night home, I waited until they finally went to sleep. I figured out where my Dad kept hiscigarettes, got me one, and finally got one lit. Those little fingers just didnt seem to work right. I triedto get a soda, but I couldnt hold the bottle, darn little fingers, so I found the newspaper and spentthe night reading. I figured I could sleep all day if I wanted to since I didnt have to go to work thenext day. Did you know, that houses were only $9,000; and gas was only 19 cents per gallon? Youcould get a new car for $1500. Hamburger was 50 cents a pound and bread 16 cents a loaf. I guessthat was alright because the average income was about $3000 per year.

I read and smoked every night for a few months. A lot of times if I read something interesting, Id

wake up my parents to discuss it, but for some reason, they didnt want to talk, no matter how impor-tant I thought it was. Theyd just feed me or change me and try to get me to go to sleep. How frus-trating. I Never did understand that. Sometimes, Id go for a walk (it was safe in Hartsville in 1951) ortry to use the car (just too short to reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel). One night Iwas reading one of their Baby books and finally realized how to play the baby game. Up until then Ithought I was in charge and those folks were just not cooperating. You all know the baby game ,eat, mess up a few diapers, cry, laugh and smile sometimes, pretend to listen and take lots of naps.I got so good at the nap thing that I still do it almost everyday.

Anyway, I got through it all and raised myself some fine parents. Im so proud of them.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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Laughs

A woman walks into a convenience store.

She walks straight to the manager and

asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're allout."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do

you have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the

manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling

and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Na-

chos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says

the woman.

"Nope. Don't have that."

"My God!" the woman shouts, "If you

don't have anything, you should close the

damn store!"

The manager shrugs, "Don't have the

key."

Laughs

There was once a small boy who banged adrum all day and loved every moment of it.

He would not be quiet, no matter what any-

one else said or did. Various attempts were

made to do something about the child.

One person told the boy that he would, if

he continued to make so much noise, perfo-

rate his eardrums. This reasoning was too

advanced for the child, who was neither a

scientist nor a scholar.

A second person told him that drum beating

was a sacred activity and should be carriedout only on special occasions. The third

person offered the neighbors plugs for their

ears; a fourth gave the boy a book; a fifth

gave the neighbors books that described a

method of controlling anger through bio-

feedback; a sixth person gave the boymeditation exercises to make him placid

and docile. None of these attempts worked.

Eventually, a wise person came along with

an effective motivation. He looked at the

situation, handed the child a hammer and

chisel, and asked, "I wonder what is IN-

SIDE the drum?"

No more problem.

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Laughs"Under The Sea"

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on

"The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write

about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare

the results and put together some of the comments. Here

are some of them -- the funny ones. The kids were all aged

between 5 and 8 years...

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you

don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne

age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just

like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.

(Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breaths through an a**hole on the top of itshead. (Billy age 8)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to

cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow,

the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My

brother said they would be better off eating beans.(William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny

tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels

can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the

sea where I think they have to plug themselves into charg-

ers. (Christopher age 7)

On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when

she was going very fast. She says she won't do it againbecause water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7 )

Laughs

My sister, went to the department store to

check out the bridal registry of our niece

whose wedding was coming up soon. When

my sister returned from the store, she

tossed the gift list on a table and declared,

"I think she's too young to get married."

"Why do you say that?" I asked.

"Because," she said, "they registered for

Nintendo games."

* What is a Cat?

1) Cats do what they want.

2) They rarely listen to you.

3) They're totally unpredictable.4) When you want to play, they want to be

alone.

5) When you want to be alone, they want to

play.

6) They expect you to cater to their every whim.

7) They're moody.

8) They leave hair everywhere.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur

coats.


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AROUND


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Laughs

After driving up and down several

lanes, I finally found a parking spot

at the shopping mall. I noticed an-

other man driving very slowly in the

same direction, and, since he was

closer, I gave him the "Are you go-

ing to park there?" look.

His responding gestures were very

confusing. First he shook his head.

Next he pointed at me, then at the

parking space and then at himself,

his watch and the mall. Finishing off,

he frowned, raised his palms upward

and shrugged. Once I parked, I

walked over to the driver to make

sure he didn't want the space.

"You must be single," he replied. "Ifyou were married, you would've

known that was the universal sign

for 'Go ahead and take the spot. I'm

waiting for my wife.'"


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You will run to answer the telephone

just as the party hangs up on you.

(Principle of dingaling)

Whenever one wants to connect with

the Internet, the call you've been

waiting for all day will arrive.

(Principle of Bellsouth)

If there are only two programs on TV

that are worth your time, they will al-

ways be at the same time. (Law of

wasteland)

The cost is always higher than onebudgets for, and it is exactly 3.14

times higher, hence the importance of

pi. (Law of pi eyed)

The probability that one will spill

food on one's clothes is directly pro-

portional to the need to be clean.

(Law of Campbell scoop)

Each and every body sitting on a

commode will cause the doorbell to

ring. (Law of ogolly gee!)"

Wind velocity will increase propor-

tionally to the cost of one's hairdo.

(The donking principle)

Laughs

Unavoidable Laws of Life...

When one wishes to unlock a door

but has only has one hand free, the

keys are in the opposite pocket. (Vonfumbles law)

A door will snap shut only when you

have left the keys inside. (Yale law of

destiny)

When ones hands are covered with

oil, grease, or glue, your nose willstart to itch. (Law of ichiban)

Your insurance will cover everything

but what has happened. (Insurance so

sorry law)

When things seem easy to do, it's be-

cause you haven't followed all the in-

structions. (Destiny awaits law)

If you keep your cool when everyone

else is losing his, it's probably because

you have not realized the seriousness

of the problem (law of gravitas)

Most problems are not created nor

solved, they only change appearances.(Einstein's law of persistence)

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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

Motherly Lessons

My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing

and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop cross-

ing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't

pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you

think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE... "What

were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't

talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower

cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If

you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me about GENETICS... "You are just like

your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think

you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE... "When

you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just waituntil your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going

to get it when we get home."

And my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE... "One day you

will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU.. then

you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL

DONE... "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I

just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION... "You better pray that

will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL... "If you don't

straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next

week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC... "Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT... "Make sure you wear clean

underwear, in case you're in an accident.

My mother taught me IRONY... "Keep crying and I'll give you

something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS... "Shut

your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM... "Will you just

look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA... "You'll sit there 'till all

that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER... "It looks as if a tor-

nado swept through your room."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY... "If I've told you

once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE... "I brought you

into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION...

"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY... "There are millions of less

fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents

like you do!"


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