Hot Spot Issue #294

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Mr. Wonderfuls icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icNetties Lounge 09Rosettes 19Inferno Lounge 33Raymonds Players Club 32Phat Cats 17

TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 35Supra Pre-Owned 30James Hardy 39

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 17HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Dirty Redd 35Got Balloons 31DJ Postman 09DJ Mack Daddy 05

SERVICESMind of Creations 08Restore Your Photos 37HOT SPOT Printing 38Got Balloons 31, 09One Time Pest Control 06

CLOTHING & FASHIONSt. Paul Clothing 35

EVENTSClub Inferno Monday Nights 33WolfMasters 2010 Dance 29Mothers Day 37

FOOD & DININGShell Shoppe Seafood 22Buddys Convenience Store 22

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 11AVON 39Love N Care 09

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 27A Brighter Day Bail Bond 04

TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 37

AROUND TOWNAround Town 20Around Town 21Around Town ExtraAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 23HOT SPOT Subscribe 31One Mans Opinion 02

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One Mans Opinion

Part IWell will wonders never cease? The Savannah Zoning Board of Ap-peals' approved a variance on the number of parking spaces to allow aFood Lion to be built on the corner of Martin Luther King and West Gwin-

nett. This project is definitely HOT SPOT Approved. To have a REALgrocery store in the area can only be a boon for the neighborhood. One would hope that its pres-ence will spur additional development in the area. The additional traffic can only help existing busi-nesses. While were at it, how about a movie theatre in the area? Why not create one of Savan-nahs famous Squares across from Chus? A tree lined and landscaped park like setting would bea great addition to the area.

Speaking of wonders, the Savannah Hysterical Review Board (ok, ok Historic Review Board) ap-

proved the building a McDonalds on Broughton Street. I never saw what the problem was from thebeginning. A business district needs restaurants to feed the people. And whats wrong with fast foodanyway? Everyone of you whos reading this has eaten at McDonalds and have been for a longtime and will continue to do so. I think the idea of a walk up window is pure genius. A person cangrab a quick burger. find a bench somewhere and enjoy the outdoors along with his snack. Im gladthe Hysterical Board came to its senses. Now lets get a rib joint, a couple of hot dog stands and afew ice cream carts and well be on to something. Ill bet thatll give the Hysterical Review Board acoronary. Word to the wise. Old is not necessarily better and you can quote me on that.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, PublisherThanks Savannah, for almost 12 Years of the HOT SPOT!

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Laughs

Education

The Bible is full of interesting carica-

tures. In the first book of the Bible,

Guinessis, Adam and Eve were createdfrom an apple tree. One of their chil-

dren, Cain, asked 'Am I my brother's

son?'

Solomom had three hundred wives and

seven hundred porcupines

Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the RedSea, where they made unleavened bread

which is bread made without any ingre-

dients.

Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to

get the ten commandments. He died be-

fore he ever reached Canada.

Science

Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton.

It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn.

Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rab-

bis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist

who wrote the Organ of the Species.

Madman Curie discovered radio. AndKarl Marx became one of the Marx

brothers.

Laughs

Knowledge Gained From the Movies

1) During all police investigations, it will be

necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least

one stick of French bread.

3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any

window in Paris.

4) Even when driving down a perfectly

straight road, it is necessary to turn the steer-

ing wheel vigorously from left to right every

few moments.

5) When you turn out the light to go to bed,

everything in your bedroom still still be

clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets

that reach up to the armpit level on a woman

but only to waist level on the man lying be-

side her.

6) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't

worry which wire to cut. You will always

choose the right one.

7) It does not matter if you are heavily out-

numbered in a fight involving martial arts-

your enemies will wait patiently to attack you

one by one by dancing around in a threaten-

ing manner until you have knocked out their

predecessors.

8) A man will show no pain while taking the

most ferocious beating but will wince when a

woman tries to clean his wounds.


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Laughs

Engineering classes at the

University of Maryland are

tough, and struggling students

sometimes go to extremes in

order to pass. Grading exams

one semester, I got to this

question: "What is the rela-

tionship between kinetic and

potential energy?"

One student, obviouslystumped, decided to get clever

and wrote, "As far as I know,

they're just friends, but there

could be something else going

on there."

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Laughs

Barbeque Season

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally com-ing up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important

to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime out-

door cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will

do, probably because there is an element of danger in-volved.

When a man volunteers to do the Barbeque, usually on aSaturday, the following chain of events are put into motion:

Barbeque Routine

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and

makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on atray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,

and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -

beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cut-

lery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat isburning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another

beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND

HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,

napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the

dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM forhis cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night

off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes thatthere's just no pleasing some women....

Laughs

Love Quotes

'I require three things in a man. He must be

handsome, ruthless and stupid.'

Dorothy Parker.

'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'

Rosanne Barr.

"Women with pasts interest men... they hope

history will repeat itself."

Mae West.

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to

get married and I didn't want him to."Rita Rudner.

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I

tell my children that, they just about throw

up."

Barbara Bush.

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be

happy, the single wish to be married, and the

married wish to be dead."

Ann Landers.

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going

to find a woman I don't like and give her a

house."

Groucho Marx.

"Get married early in the morning. That way,

if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted awhole day."

Mickey Rooney.


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Laughs

Airline Cabin Crew Announcements:

1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you

just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a

hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced,

'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat

and get in it!'

2. On a Continental Flight with a very 'senior' flight attendant

crew, the pilot said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached

cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This

is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your

flight attendants.'

3. On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to take all of

your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make

sure it's something we'd like to have.

4. 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are

only 4 ways out of this airplane'

5. 'Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you

enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking

you for a ride.'

6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald

Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big

fella. WHOA!'

7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in

Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight a announced,

'Please take care when opening the overhead compartments

because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has

shifted.'

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: 'Welcome aboard

Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa . To operate your seat belt,

insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just

like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to oper-

ate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.'

9. 'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will

descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and

pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with

you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are

travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.'

10. 'Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken

clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive.

Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money,

more than Southwest Airlines.'

11. 'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the

event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore

and take them with our compliments.'

Laughs

Computer Technical Support

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your

CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?

Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive,

right?Customer: Yeah....

Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?

Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's

in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the

problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the

address, but how do I get the circle around

it?

Tech support: Are you sure you used the rightpassword?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague

do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the pass-

word was?

Customer: Five stars.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A

friend has placed a screen saver on my

computer, but every time I move the

mouse, it disappears.


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Mother-in-law Jokes

* My mother-in-law is banned internationally fromplaying poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoul-

der.

* Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest,couple in the world, because neither of them had a

mother-in-law.

* What is the difference between outlaws and in-

laws? Outlaws are Wanted.

* I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's

chamber of horrors and one of the attendants said,

'Keep her moving sir, we're stocktaking.'

* Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate,

'My mother-in-law is an angel.'

Rick replies, 'You're lucky. Mine is still alive.'

Laughs

The doorbell rang this morning. When Iopened the door, there was my mother-in-law

on the front step.

She said, 'Can I stay here for a few days?'

I said, 'Sure you can.' And shut the door.

Tomorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral.

and she's cancelled it.

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which wa-

ter can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink be-

cause it removes large pollutants like grit,

sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


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Wedding Shorts

1) Nicky: I'm a man of few words.

Mike: I'm married, too.

2) The five essential words for a good

marriage: 'I apologize' and 'You are

right.'

3) A wedding ring may not be as tight as

a tourniquet, but it does an equally good

job of stopping circulation.

4) If your wife wants to learn how to

drive, don't stand in her way.

5) My opinions are my wife's, and she

says I'm lucky to have them.

Laughs

At the final dinner of an international conference,

an American delegate turned to the Chinese dele-

gate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and

asked somewhat condescendingly, 'Likee soupee?'

The Chinese gentlemen nodded eagerly.

A little later, it was 'Likee fishee?' and 'Likee me-

atee?' and 'Likee fruitee?' and always the response

was an affable nod.

At the end of the dinner the chairman of the confer-

ence introduced the guest speaker of the evening:

none other than the Chinese gentleman who deliv-

ered a penetrating, witty discourse in impeccable

English, much to the astonishment of his American

neighbor.

When the speech was over, the speaker turned to

his neighbour and asked, 'Likee speechee?'


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

WISE WORDS

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit

me.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was

resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut

off? He's all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir

Cumference.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little

behind in his work.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a

hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with

stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always

multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did anumber on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was

on shaky ground

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your

memory.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone, it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's

your Count that votes.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small

medium at large.


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