Hot Spot Issue #286

8/14/2019 Hot Spot Issue #286

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One Mans Opinion

Part IAs another year comes to an end, this is the time that lots of peoplemake New Years Resolutions. In most cases they are lying tothemselves, saying things like. I will stop smoking. I will exercisemore. I will lose weight, I will start going to church and the listgoes on and on. Take note, you are setting yourself up for failure. You set these goals and fail toachieve them and then you feel worse. Why not make yourself feel better and set goals that you canachieve? For your consideration and your use free of charge, here are ten resolutions you can use.

2010 Resolutions1. I will not wrestle a grizzly bear.

2. I will not run in the Talmadge Bridge Run.3. I will not eat beets.4. I will not dip snuff.5. I will not grow anymore hair than necessary.6. I will not attend all three services every Sunday.7. I will not play defensive tackle for the Falcons,8. I will not take a knitting class.9. I will not wash my car in and out every Saturday.10. I will not run away and join the circus.

Now, dont you feel better? I know I do.

Part IIId like to thank all our advertisers and readers for another year of the HOT SPOT. Without ouradvertisers there would be no magazine. We strive to provide a service that helps your business.We appreciate the response from our readers. As 2010 approaches, we anticipate some minorchanges. Were planning a new look for our website, greater integration in social media and a fewchanges to the look of our magazine. We plan to offer additional cost effective opportunities for ouradvertisers and more community involvement. Looking forward to 2010 we intend to work diligentlyto a serving you, our friends at a higher level.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

Thanks Savannah, for 11 Years of the HOT SPOT!


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Laughs

A man and his wife were returningfrom a party one evening. As thecouple was driving home, she askedher husband, "Honey, has anyoneever told you how handsome, sexyand irresistible to women you are?"

Totally flattered, he replied, "No,dear they haven't."

At that point she yelled, "Then whatthe heck gave you THAT idea at the

party tonight?"

Grandpa John was celebrating his100th birthday and everybodycomplimented him on how athleticand well-preserved he appeared."Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret

of my success," he cackled. "I havebeen in the open air day after dayfor some 75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed andasked how he managed to keep uphis rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I weremarried 75 years ago. On ourwedding night, we made a solemnpledge. Whenever we had a fight,the one who was proved wrongwould go outside and take a walk."

Laughs

Once there was a girl who wanted a

boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her,

so she set up a blind date for her daugh-

ter.

When the girl got back from the date

she said "That was the worst night of

my life!"

"Why is that?" her mom asked.

"He owns a 1922 Rolls Royce!"

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"He's the original owner!"

A little boy, at a wedding looks athis mom and says, "Mommy, why

does the bride wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in

white because she's happy and this

is the happiest day of her life."

The boys thinks about this, andthen says, "Well then why is the

groom wearing black..."


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Laughs

An auto mechanic received a

repair order that read: "Check forclunking sound when going

around corners."

Taking the car out for a test

drive, he made a right turn, and a

moment later he heard a "clunk."

He then made a left turn and

again heard a "clunk."

Back at the shop he opened the

car's trunk, and soon discovered

the problem.

Promptly he returned the repair

order to the service manager

with the notation, "Removed

bowling ball from trunk".

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Laughs

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to

change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking andrunning around until all hours of the night. She

taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts,

gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest

in the stock market," said the man.

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed

you so drastically," remarked his friend.

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just

isn't good enough for me."

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry

men like their fathers, it is understandable

why so many mothers cry so much at

weddings.

Laughs

Reasons to be a Man*Men can play with toys all their life.

*Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.

*Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are

good for every season.

*Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.

*Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.

*Men's bellies usually hide their large hips.

*Chocolate is just another snack.

*The whole garage belongs to them.

*Weddings take care of themselves.

*Men's last name never changes.

*Everything on a man's face stays its original color.

*Men only have to shave their faces and necks.

*Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.

*Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relative on

Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

*For men, wrinkles add character.

*Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suit-

case.

*Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle

their feet.

*Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a

screw.

*Men can open all their own jars.


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Continued...

A Night Out

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called DeathCop3 (-3))

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physique

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it

(+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and

baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say "I don't care because you have one too" (-800)

The Big QuestionShe asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

CommunicationWhen she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying

what looks like a concerned expression (0)

When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV

(+10)

She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep (-20)

Laughs

In the world of romance, one single rule applies:

Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry,

that's the way the game is played.

Here's a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties:You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets(-1)

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)

You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty (0)

When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)

When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bath-

room (-2)

You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with

wings (+5)

But return with beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it's something (+5)

You pummel it with a six iron (+10)

It's her father (-20)

Social EngagementsYou stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college

buddy (-2)

Named Tiffany (-4)

Who is a dancer (-6)

And was Homecoming Queen (-8)

Her BirthdayYou take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face ispainted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A Night Out with The BoysGo out with a pal (-5)

And the pal is happily married (-4)

Or frighteningly single (-7)

And he drives a Lotus (-10)


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Laughs

There were three construction workers

that always got the same thing for

lunch. All of them were tired of eating

the same thing over and over again.

1st worker : I hate sandwiches, if I get

sandwiches for lunch again tomorrow

I'm jumping off that bridge.

2nd worker : Oh my Gosh! If I see an-

other taco I'm going to jump off that

bridge tomorrow.

3rd worker : Beans Again?!! I will

jump off that bridge tomorrow if I get

beans for lunch again.

The next day they all got the same

thing for lunch so each jumped off the

bridge and died.

There wives were inconsolable.

1st Wife : If I knew he would do that I

would have never packed him sand-

wiches!

2nd wife : If I knew he would do that, I

would have never packed him tacos!

3rd wife : If I knew he would do that, I

never would have let him pack his own

lunch

Laughs

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they shouldbe able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's toolittle to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - theynever mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just havedifferent faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who hasmissed the opportunity to make some womanmiserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most ofthem are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is tosuggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in amental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around thedesert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, menwouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you'reinterested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does notmean that you tell him jokes, it means that youlaugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal...


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Laughs

Duncan was in his usual place in the

morning sitting at the table, reading the

paper after breakfast. He came across

an article about a beautiful actress that

was about to marry a football playerwho was known primarily for his lack

of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife Sherry, with a

look of question on his face. "I'll never

understand why the biggest schmucks

get the most attractive wives."

His wife replies, "Why thank you,

dear!"


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