Lily Allen’s

Anniversary

Photo Album

I have a funny feeling I won’t like these pictures…

Being a small dog isn’t easy, I can tell you… You have to put up with a lot of pink crap.

Pink crap

Pink crap

Pink crap

Nice bling you got there, grandma. Do you mind if I call you grandma, grandma?

My first meeting with grandma. She’s pretty cool.

Chubby, but cute. Tell you what: check for flees and if he ain’t got none, you can give him my number…

My childhood sweetheart. We never got beyond video-chatting, though…Too bad, I liked him.

Do you mind??! It was a private moment! Stop taking pictures while I’m asleep!!!

Nice to finally meet you! You look even better in person than you did on screen… Hihi!

CHOCOLATE!!! Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t like to be labeled as “obsessed”. I prefer “chocolate-lover”. Thanks for understanding.

Let me put it this way: I’m a frickin’ DOG, not a toy!!!

There was this guy who really pissed me off…

Dude, not my ears!!!

At first I thought I just had to tell him that I didn’t like my ears being pulled off my head and he would understand…

Ok, he’s going to stop pulling my head off any minute now…Aaaany minute now…

God knows I was patient….

You just don’t get how annoying you are, do you?

He just didn’t get it.

I like my pillows soft and warm, thank you.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………

I can’t see! I can’t see!!! Will someone pull me up, please? Pretty please?!

Sighisoara Medieval Festival my chihuahua ass! The only thing medieval about that was the way they treat their dog.

Can anyone please tell me where we’re going?! Hello, driver?!

Of course, I’m always the last to know everything.

Let’s keep it simple. Enough with the waving, already!

Man, do I hate public good-byes!

Yeah, it’s easy for you to say. They just made you wear that horrible outfit. But you didn’t get squeezed half-dead in a bag, did you? Did you?

Visiting the Putna monastery. In a bag. Sneaked in like a thief. Degrading even for a dog, I tell you.

I’d hate to interrupt this lovely photo session, but I think my…you know… my thingie is showing.

Humans. No respect for our intimacy whatsoever! Grrrr….

Easy for you to smile. You’re not dressed like a frickin’ cake.

You’d think the pink crap gets better in time. It only gets worse.

Pink crap

Cake, my precioussss…

So I let her dress me in pink crap at parties, knowing that at some point, there will be cake.

Ugh!

And she goes out and buys the only cake I hate. Typical.

7 am? You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me.

I hate it when she wakes me up to take me for a walk before I had my beauty sleep.

Please don’t let her find me, please don’t let her find me.

Sometimes, if I have enough time, I hide under the bed. But she always finds me. I think she implanted a microchip inside my ass.

At least it’s not pink…

I hate wearing dog clothes. Dog clothes designers have no respect for us dogs.

What are you staring at?!

Can’t a dog pull off a teddy bear’s eyes in private anymore?

You know what… just forget everything I said. Pink is still crap, and she has probably implanted a chip up my ass, but she really loves me. And I kind of really love her right back.

Happy Birthday, dear Lily!!!

Cake? Did anyone just say cake???