AutocratAutocarrot

Autocar

Automatic

Autocorrect

Autocorrect = you start typing and the phone finishes the word for you

HHouse, his, horse, highwayman, hat

HeHelp, heap, heathen, heaven

HelHelicopter, help,

HellHell, hellishHello

To take a girl or boy out For an evening

Brother

Do a bit more than talk!

Very expensive meal

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feel

Selling lots of things

Kidneys, lungs,Liver, brain, eyes

Make a lot of money

Oh! My Gosh!!

opinion

Thinks you are fantastic

German leader in 1939. Killed lots of people.Not very nice

Exclamation, like WHAT!!!!

Vaccination is an injectionWith a needle,

to prevent a disease

Vacuum cleaner

Assuming U ( = you) have to be home by friday

Means hitting the teacher with

a hammer and nails

A nice sweet way to callA girl. A bit like, “dear”

“Weed” is the name of An illegal drug

Person that “likes” both sexes

Where’s

came

Oh! My Gosh!!

Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking. My friend hit my back very hard until I stopped. I was so lucky he was there!

Parents:

I always ate lunch at school. But every day my mother made me suffer.

* * * * *

My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.

* * * * *

My father met us at the airport and gave me a big hog. Then he hogged my wife.

Choking

Supper

Quilt

HugHugged

Renting:

How many people live in your apartment building? I don't know for sure, but I have wild gas.

* * * * *

You can't sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That's what most of my friends do when they visit.

Weddings:

I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

Enraged means very, very angry. I think they mean engaged

Wild gas would be very explosive. A wild guess would be a much better idea

When she says sleep with me,she means sleep at my house.Then she means sleep at herSister’s house. Less people there

A Recipe: -First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil.

-Put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink until the morning.

-Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.

-Next, add a little Buddha and mix it all up.

-When you are finished cooking, find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.

Pans

It reads as if you have to sit in the sink. It’s the cabbages that go in the sink until the morning

Vegetables. Vegetarians are people that do not eat meat

I think they mean a little butter

Bowel is another name for intestines. They mean a bowl

5 School signs that deserve An F-grade

By Mark Nichol

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