I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known.

1. Astroboy Always listen to your elders advice, not because they are always right, but because they have had more experience at being wrong.2. No name Our dean once said: Unguarded moments are the ones that make or break you.3. Sommet My teacher mom once said: Walang taong bobo. Meron lang taong mas matiyaga.4. The Wanderer Our prof said: Tiger Woods did NOT play basketball just because all the other kids his age did. Successful people dont always go with the flow.5. Schadenfreude A diploma is just a certificate of unemployment.6. Gracia To a prof: Sir, pag ba graduate na ko, break na din tayo?7. Anne The best lesson youll ever learn is to learn the lesson.8. Ginger Ale Steve Jobs advice to a graduating class: Stay hungry. Stay foolish.9. Sam Graduation is not the finish line. Its the starting line.10. No name Geniuses are NEVER appreciated in their own time.11. Zeni Grand Failure is just the postponement of success.12. Ellen Degenerate From Kurt Vonneguts message to the class of 97: Dont waste your time with jealousy, sometimes youre behind, sometimes youre ahead, the race is long, but in the end, its only with yourself.13. Astroboy Henry Ford: Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off of your goal.14. Radian No one has ever said on their deathbed: I shouldve spent more time at the office. Life shouldnt end just because work started.15. Blitzkrieg Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, bring your own sunshine.16. WEiRDn_aLIEN No matter what school or course you graduate fromsa call center din ang bagsak niyong lahat!17. Alex of Cavite It only takes as long as the first time you have to make a monthly report before you start missing school.18. Lelouch Excellence is not an act; its a habit.19. Sally ni Harry - One design of Spoof shirts read: I will graduate on time no matter how long it takes.20. No name My daughter graduated valedictorian. During her speech, she said: To my parents, thanks for the GENES.21. Jeff A diploma is not a guarantee, its a ticket.22. Eien17 Youll never find anybody who achieved great success without a give-up story.23. Famous Marcus - I wish somebody had told me this while I was still in college: Summer, Christmas and semestral breaks are gone forever. Welcome to the real world where vacations are earned and are subject to approval by your warden, este, immediate superior.24. Roskilde To nursing grads: Congrats, you now have to compete with 50,000 unemployed nurses for a limited amount of jobs.25. McMaki I always say this during graduation season: Madadagdagan nanaman ang mga jobless!26. Benet The opening line of a senators speech during a commencement ceremony: Congratulations graduates. Welcome to the world of the unemployed and underemployed.27. Specialist A drop of water breaks a stone, not by sheer force, but by dripping continuously. Thats the power of patience and perseverance.28. Boknoi Ralph Waldo Emerson: Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.29. Boknoi George W. Bush said, in a graduation ceremony, To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say to you, you too may one day become President of the United States.30. Hellgirl Theres a time limit to the term: fresh grad.31. Tsiken Fit Rule #1: The boss is always right. Rule #2: When the boss is wrong, refer to Rule #1.32. Sckye My resident-in-charge told my groupmates & I after our rotation with him months before graduation: This school is like Krypton; here you feel like a nobody, but out there, youre Superman!33. Geronimo During the baccalaureate mass, the priest said in his sermon: Education is like water. If a cow drinks it, the cow produces milk. Milk, which supports life. But if a snake drinks that same water, it will produce venom. Venom, which harms life. So which type are you?34. Glenskie From U.P. Diliman Chancellor Sergio Cao: Theres a difference between getting a degree and being educated.35. Sharkbait In PUP, a summa cum laude gave her speech: Wed like to thank our parents for striving hard to pay the P500 per sem for our tuition fee. And there was a huge GASP from many parents in the crowd. Apparently, many students gave false information to their parents just to get more money than their tuition fees.36. Mr. Perk Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.37. Astroboy Success is like masturbation; only y0ur own hand can let you achieve it.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Mary AngelouThe horizon leans forward, offering you space to place new steps of change.

Author UnknownAll that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder.

Newton D. BakerThe man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.

John UpdikeYou cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.

Bill Cosby People will frighten you about a graduation. They use words you don't hear often. 'And we wish you Godspeed.' It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

Edward KochThe fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.

Tom BrokawYou are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.

Arie PencoviciGraduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference.

MadonnaI stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.

Anthony J. D'AngeloDevelop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.