GIR BY MICHAEL

TableofContents

TableofContents

INTRODUCTION ..............................................................................................................3

DOOMDOOMAAAAAHHHHHHHHHDOOM..................................................................3

FOODFOODANDMOREFOOD.......................................................................................4

INTELLEGENTORDUMB .................................................................................................5

ROBOTSHAVEFEELINGSTOOYOUKNOW.....................................................................6

HOBBIESFORGIR............................................................................................................7

CURIOUSGIROUTOFCONTROL.....................................................................................8

DISGUISESANDCOSTUMES............................................................................................9

GLOSSARY.....................................................................................................................10

Index.............................................................................................................................11

INTRODUCTION HIIMMICHAELIMWRITINGABOUTMYMOSTFAVORITEROBOTANDSILLIESTTOOHISNAMESGIR.

DOOM DOOM AAAAAHHHHHHHHH DOOM GIRisacrazyrobotcreatedbyZIM.ZIMisanALIENwhocreatedGIR.GIRthinksdoomisgoodsohesingsasongaboutdoomlikethisdoom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom…Doom,doom,doomdoom,doom,doom,doombutmuchlonger.

FOOD FOOD AND MORE FOOD

UMMMMUMMMMDELICIOUSOOOOOOOPUDDING.YUCKTHISISDIRT.GIRlovesfood.HeeatsWAFFLES,SANDWITCHES,POPCORN,ANNNNNNNDDDDDDDIRT.Heeatseverythingwellalmosteverything.Heputswafflesinhiswafflesorpeanutsandsoapinhiswafflestoooooooooooo.Alsohecallssandwichessamitchesanddrinksalotofsoda.

INTELLEGENT OR DUMB NEWFACTSGIRISNOTASMARTROBOTNOREALLY.He’snotINTELLEGENT.

ROBOTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW GIR’Sarobotagainbutjustbecausehe’sarobotdoesn’tmeanhedoesn’thavefeelingstoo.GIRhasmanyfeeling,likehappy,mad,sad,calm,useless,clueless,curious,andconfused.

HOBBIES FOR GIR

GIRagainlovestoeat,talk,self‐destruct,play,andhideandlotsmore.Thealsolikestocleanthehouseandthelab.Anotherhobbyisguardingtoseeifanybadpeoplearecomingtothehouse.

CURIOUS GIR OUT OF CONTROL Girisverycurioussowhenheseessomethinginaship,hegetscuriousaboutitandpushesabuttonandsays:whatthatdo?whatsthatdo?oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhatthat

do?whatthat?cooooooooolwhatthatdo?

DISGUISES AND COSTUMES

GETDRESSEDhurryyouknowwhenGircametoearthhegotadogcostumeandstoleacostumefromanALIENcalledTack.GirtookthecostumefromTacksrobot.

GLOSSARY Girisfrominvaderzimandhe’sevilIntelligentAnothermeaningforsmartRobotamachinecreatedwithlotsofwiresorbatteries.DisguisesanotherwaytomakeyourselflookdifferentCreatedanotherwaytosaydesignedormade.

Index

ALIEN,3,9curious,6,8doom,3POPCORN,,4

SANDWITCHES,,4self‐destruct,7WAFFLES,4

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