Here youll find a collection of some of the funniest, smartest commentary on

human nature and the world around us.

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Twain, Einstein, Napoleon, Thomas Eddison, all genius minds deserving of quotes

long into the future. Whether youre looking for a witty retort for when youre joking

with friends over a few poker games after work or you just love reading the insights

and observations of some of humanitys most brilliant minds, youll love our top

43 quotes.

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1. Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

2. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

3. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

4. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my

desk, I have a work station.

5. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back.

6. The enemy is stupid : he believes that the enemy is us, even though its him!

7. Women dont want to carry a gun, its the deepest proof of superiority over

men.

8. Between a bad cook and a poisoner, there is just a difference of intention.

9. When a philosopher answers to me, I dont understand my question anymore.

10. When I was 16, I thought my parents knew nothing. When I was 21, I was

shocked to discover how much they had picked up in the last 5 years.

11. Hating someone is like spitting forward while riding a motorcycle.

12. Flirt with danger; dont start a relationship with it.

13. Getting married at the age of 22-23 is like leaving a night party at 8:30pm.

14. I do not trust people who dont love themselves and yet tell me, I love you.

There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you

a shirt.

15. The idea is to die young as late as possible.

16. You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever! Bill McKibben

17. Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being

great. Cher

18. Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence.

19. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

20. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.

21. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.

22. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.

23. The slogan press on has solved and always will solve the problems of the

human race. Calvin Coolidge

24. The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by

good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. Harrison Ford

25. Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to

success when they gave up. Thomas Edison