First War of Lactose
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Transcript of First War of Lactose
FIRST CHAPTER
It all occurred on the 27th of January in 2304 in Germany. In a fridge in Munich. Two families were arguing about which one was better: yoghurts or actimels. The following day the families were not arguing anymore but the yoghurts and the actimels were doing this. They couldn’t reach an agreement and at that moment WAR STARTED
SECOND CHAPTERThe yoghurts prepared for this war with: weapons, lots of weapons. While the actimels were loading their weapons they also prepared thousands of machine guns,hundreds of tanks and tons of atomic bombs. The yoghurts didn’t stay arm crossed although they didn’t have arms.
THIRD CHAPTER
The yoghurts attacked first.They threw atomic bombs to the military headquarters of the actimels. In Monaco, Rome, New York, Spain, Paris and London. Then the yoghurts prepared for the attack of the actimels that was IMMINENT. The yoghurts send spies to the base of the actimels.
FOURTH CHAPTERThe actimels threw LACTOMIC BOMBS that destroyed thousands of houses. When the yoghurts saw this attack they threw their weapon that was a very big atomic bomb that destroyed all the world. The yoghurts recruited petits suisses. And the actimels recruited cheese.
FIFTH CHAPTERActimels recruited petits suisses and yoghurts recruited cheese. Yoghurts attacked last and killed the president of the actimels.
Sixth chapter
When the general of the yoghurts went to the house of the actimel ´´´´´´´ s president he saw him but he didn’t kill him because………
THE PRESIDENT WAS HIS BROTHER
to be continued…….