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    gor gor owoy

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    Zbot gfmmfws as tbc stro`jc o`d gotcgum tomc fg o hfy, o jarm,

    o`d o jbfst. Tbc hfy pfsscsscd u`kfeef` quomatacs, tbc jarm wos

    wa`sfec o`d dora`j, o`d tbc o`kac`t jbfst . . . wcmm, mct at f`my

    hc soad tbot bas a`tc`taf`s wcrc jffd.

    Ag efrc bcovamy scosf`cd watb rfeo`kc, tbas eajbt bovc

    eodc o tc`dcr tomc, hut tbcrc wos yct o`ftbcr pmoycr a` tbc kost,

    tbc Ga`dcr fg Fkkosaf`s, sfecf`c wbf efvcd grccmy ohfut tbc

    vammojc, sfecf`c wbf wotkbcd o`d woatcd, sfecf`c watb tc`-

    dc`kacs sf tfrturcd o`d eomaj`o`t tbot A kfumd skorkcmy hra`j

    eyscmg tf scc tbce, o`d cvc` `fw ko` skorkcmy hra`j eyscmg tf

    rcvcom tbce tf yfu.

    A wamm, tbfujb. At as o prfeasc. A wamm.

    Mct us hcja` f` o Eoy ogtcr`ff` wbc` tbc majbt wos purc, tbc oarskc`tcd watb hmfssfes, o`d tbc sly o pomc hmuc. Mfvcmy, a` ftbcr

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    wfrds, o`d hraeea`j watb prfeasc. Tbc vammojc trccs wcrc a` gumm

    mcog, o`d tbcrc, a` tbc tfw` squorc, u`dcr tbc sbodc fg f`c sukb

    trcc, o hfy `oecd Icrcey Ifb`sf` Ifb`sf` stffd surrfu`dcd hytbrcc jarms.

    Icrcey wos o sby hfy, sf os tbc jarms a`kbcd `corcr, tbcar cycs

    hrajbt, bc mfwcrcd bas jozc. F`c fg tbcsc jarms wos Ja`jcr Hfum-

    ta`jbfusc, wbfsc kfppcry boar jrcw mf`j o`d wamd o`d wbfsc

    oehcr cycs pfsscsscd tbc buc, sporlmc, o`dfr sf at sccecd

    cggckt fg o strf`j mojcr. Tbc sfgt su` wos hcba`d bcr. Os sbc

    mco`cd kmfscr tf Icrcey, sbc tamtcd bcr bcod sf tbot bcr u`rumy

    boar gcmm a` o dozzma`j daspmoy.

    Ohfut tbot a`so`c wfrd prfhmce tbot fur a`so`c rcoda`j

    tcokbcr ossaj`cd tfdoy, sbc soad a` o mfw vfakc. Zos tbot wbot

    yfu wcrc smova`j fvcr ot mu`kb6

    At wos a`dccd.

    A bod wat`csscd at omm. Ot tbc c`d fg tbc kmoss, tbc tcokbcr

    dastrahutcd o mattmc pfce kommcd O Hfot Hc`cotb o [u``y [ly

    o`d tbc` oslcd tbc studc`ts tf sfmvc o raddmc9 Ga`d baddc` a` tbc

    pfce tbc pcrsf` wbf a`sparcd at. Tbc kmoss hcmm bod ru`j. At as

    dckcptavcmy saepmc! tbc tcokbcr kommcd ogtcr tbc studc`ts os tbcy

    mcd grfe tbc rffe.

    Zcmm, wbot tbc tcokbcr soad wos truc. At tffl ec iust o ef-ec`t o`d o bomg tf `d tbc o`swcr (tbfujb at eust hc odeat-

    tcd tbot A spc`t omm ey efrtom magc os o ma`juast). Gfr Icrcey, at

    wos efrc dagkumt. Bc sot omf`c dura`j tbc mu`kb bfur o`d kf`-

    tcepmotcd tbc prfhmce, trya`j tbas o`d tbot wbamc ftbcrs iflcd

    o`d otc tbcar gffd o`d wo`dcrcd fut fg dffrs tf c`ify tbc wore

    su`sba`c. Zfumd yfu malc o ba`t6 A wbaspcrcd, hut bc sbffl basbcod `f. Zbc` `ommy tbc bfur wos `cormy fvcr o`d bc sot omf`c

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    watb bas mu`kb u`tfukbcd, bc wbaspcrcd, Floy. Hut `ft tbc

    o`swcriust o ba`t.

    O`d sf A jovc bae o seomm ba`t.Okrfstak, A wbaspcrcd.Bc `ccdcd `f efrc tbo` tbot. O gcw efec`ts motcr, tbc

    prfhmce wos sfmvcd.

    Qcob, A wos wfrla`j f` at, bc soad `fw tf Ja`jcr Hfumta`j-

    bfusc, o`d sukb wos tbc cggckt fg tbc jarms cycs tbot bc ojoa` bod

    tf mffl owoy.

    Tbc jarm tcoscd grcc scvcrom stro`ds fg bcr kfppcry boar, bcmd

    tbce a` grf`t fg bcr gokc, o`d studacd tbce gfr o efec`t. O`d

    yfu jurcd at fut, rajbt6

    Icrcey `fddcd bas bcod.

    A` tbc fmd tomcs, la`d`css as tbc purcst gfre fg bcrfase. Ga`d

    tbc kboroktcr wbf eccts tbc wfrmd watb o haj bcort o`d o` fpc`

    bo`d o`d yfu bovc gfu`d yfur bcrf fr bcrfa`c. Icrcey wos malc

    tbaswbotcvcr wos bas wos yfurs. Bc wfumd javc up bas o`swcr

    tbc efec`t Ja`jcr oslcd gfr at. Hut bcrc wos o surprasc9 tbc jarm

    dad `ft osl gfr at.

    [bc prcsscd tbc jotbcrcd stro`ds fg boar hctwcc` bcr maps o`d

    storcd ot Icrcey. Bcr jozc wos stro`jc, o`d sfecwbot omorea`j.

    [bc sccecd `ft iust tf mffl otIcrcey hut tbrfujbbae, os ag bc

    wcrc o wa`dfw tf sfectba`j gor owoy. O efec`t posscd, o`dtbc` o`ftbcr.

    Zbc` `ommy sbc spflc, at wos `ft fg tbc raddmc watba` tbc

    pfce hut fg sfectba`j kfepmctcmy daggcrc`t. Dad yfu scc tbc

    jrcc` seflc most `ajbt6 sbc oslcd, o`d A `ftcd tbot tbc jarm-

    grac`ds gokcs rctrcotcd a`tf eamd dasoppfa`tec`t.

    Qcob, Icrcey rcpmacd, hut ot f`kc bc hckoec ustcrcd. Bctfukbcd tbc mcotbcr kfrd tbot mffpcd ohfut bas `ckl, tbc kfrd

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    grfe wbakb bas bfusc lcy omwoys bu`j. Zcmm, `f, A dad`t scc tbc

    jrcc` seflc. Hut A bcord pcfpmc tomla`j ohfut at.

    Hut yfu l`fw wbot at eco`s, rajbt6 Jrcc` seflc ot ead-`ajbt< ra`kc Kolcs ot rst majbt.

    Icrcey eureurcd ycs. Cvcryf`c a` tfw` l`cw wbot tbc

    jrcc` seflc eco`t. Hut A l`cw tbot ^ra`kc Kolcs eco`t sfec-

    tba`j cvc` efrc tf Icrcey.

    Zcrc bcodcd gfr tbc holcry, Ja`jcr soad, mffla`j fgg, hut

    tbc` sbc mct bcr oehcr cycs scttmc gummy f` Icrcey gfr o mf`j ef-

    ec`t. Qfu wo`t tf kfec, tff6

    Zcmm! A ko` tcmm yfu tbot tbas wos u`cxpcktcd. Ssuommy tbcsc

    jarms tffl Icrceys o`swcrs o`d dcportcd, hut `fw . . .

    Icrceys cycs smad owoy. Tbcrc wf`t hc o`y mcgt.

    Tbcrc wammhc gfr us, Ja`jcr soad.

    Hut Icrcey stamm sbffl bas bcod `f. Ae `ft tbot bu`jry, bc

    soad. O`d, hcsadcs, ^ra`kc Kolcs orc la`d fg cxpc`savc.

    Ja`jcr seamcd o`d soad sbc wfumd`t wfrry ohfut tbot.

    Zby `ft6

    Tbc jarms dorl cycs sbf`c. A iust wfumd`t. [bc drcw kmfscr.

    Qfu sbfumd kfec watb us, sbc soad. Qfu malc ^ra`kc Kolcs,

    rajbt6

    Ojoa` Icrcey drfppcd bas cycs. Avc `cvcr bod f`c.Os Ja`jcr rcmcoscd o` ostf`asbcd moujb, o pmcoso`t skc`t fg

    ka``oef` hmfssfecd a`tf tbc oar. Qfuvc `cvcr bod o ^ra`kc

    Kolc6

    @f, bc soad, hut bc dad `ft javc tbc rcosf`.

    @ft cvc` o hatc6 Bcr seamc tur`cd grasly. @ft cvc` . . . o

    `ahhmc6Zatb cokb sbolc fg Icrceys bcod, Ja`jcrs cycs jrcw hrajbtcr.

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    Os ag at wcrc o wo`d, sbc tfukbcd o sa`jmc `jcr tf bas gfrcbcod

    o`d soad, Tbc` tfdoy as tbc doy.

    Bc wo`tcd tf jfA kfumd rcod tbas a` tbc usb fg bas kbcclshut bc wos u`kcrtoa`, o`d os bc tur`cd owoy gfr o efec`t, bc

    pmokcd o `jcr majbtmy tf tbc sadc fg bas bcod hctwcc` tbc cyc o`d

    tbc cor. Bc wo`tcd ey fpa`af`.

    A wos tbcrc tf prftckt tbas hfytbot wos ey sfmc rcosf` gfr

    kfea`j tf tbas vammojchut, trumy, bc mavcd sf eukb a` asfmotaf`.

    A eyscmg bod a`vcstajotcd tbc holcry o`d gfu`d at boremcss. At

    wos taec tbot bc sow tbas os wcmm, o`d, hcsadcs, wbot bore kfumd

    kfec grfe o vasat tf tbc holcry a` tbc kfepo`y fg tbrcc prctty

    jarms6

    @f`c.

    Tbot wos wbot A tfmd eyscmg.

    Hut a` tbas eottcr, os a` ftbcrs, A wfumd hc prfvcd wrf`j.

    [f A wbaspcrcd `f wor`a`j tf Icrcey, o`d a` tbc `cxt ef-

    ec`t Ja`jcr o`d bcr jarmgrac`ds wcrc mcoda`j bae tfword tbc

    holcry a` scorkb fg bas rst hatc fg ^ra`kc Kolc.

    Zbamc fur jrfup strfmms dfw` Eoa` [trcct, ommfw ec tf prfvadc

    o wfrd fr twf ohfut Icrcey Ifb`sf` Ifb`sf`. Zbc` bc wos sax

    fr scvc` ycors fg ojc, bc tfmd f`c fg bas skbffmeotcs tbot bcsfectaecs bcord vfakcs, o stro`jc wbaspcra`j, bc dad `ft l`fw

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    wbfsc, hut ag bc prcsscd o `jcr rajbt bcrcbc pfa`tcd tf bas

    tcepmcbc kfumd bcor tbc vfakcs efrc kmcormy. Icrcey bcors

    vfakcs! tbc ftbcr hfy so`j fut, o`d grfe tbcrc tbc `cws wfrlcdats woy up o`d dfw` tbc strccts fg tbc vammojc.

    [fec a` tbc tfw` hcmacvcd tbcrc wos sfectba`j oslcw a`

    Icrceys ea`d, sfec hcmacvcd bc wos tff sujjcstahmc, o`d sfec

    hcmacvcd bas samvcr tfftb mma`js rckcavcd tro`seassaf`s grfe das-

    to`t rodaf stotaf`s.

    Hut A ko` tcmm yfu watb kcrtoa`ty tbot Icrcey Ifb`sf` Ifb`-

    sf` dad bcor u`wfrmdmy vfakcs.

    Bfw df A l`fw tbas6

    Hckousc bc bcord ea`c.

    [f! ^crbops yfu bod omrcody jucsscd. A oe tbc o`kac`t jbfst

    ec`taf`cd ot tbc futsct fg tbas tomc. Tbc f`c wbfsc a`tc`taf`s

    wcrc jffd.

    Os o efrtom eo`, A wos l`fw` os Iokfh Jraee. Qcs, tbc

    vcry f`c! Zatb ey yfu`jcr hrftbcr, Zambcme, A mavcd f`kc a`

    Jcreo`y, a` tbc vammojc fg [tca`ou a` tbc La`jdfe fg Bcssc.

    (Tbc bfusc as stamm tbcrcA tffl tbc juadcd tfur sfec ycors ojf.

    Bo!) Hftb fg us wcrc ma`juasts, hut fur kfmmcktaf` fg bfuscbfmd

    stfracsgoary tomcs, tbcy orc `fw kfeef`my kommcdas wbot yfu

    dfuhtmcss l`fw.A bovc hcc` dcod sa`kc tbc [oturdoy ogtcr`ff` a` [cptce-

    hcr ?27; wbc` A sow tbc cme trcc a` tbc jordc` dassfmvc a`tf

    `ftba`j, o`d omsf tbc wa`dfw hcgfrc wbakb A sot, o`d tbc waklcr

    kboar, o`d ey `ackc Oujustc, wbf bod iust a`quarcd wbot A, machcr

    F`lcm,wfumd malc gfr tco. A moy watb o dcod tf`juc o`d o dcod

    rajbt bo`d. Tbc `cxt doy, A stfppcd hrcotba`j.Os o dcod eo`, A bod twf surprascs.

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    A` dcotb, A cxpcktcd tf hc jrcctcd hy Zambcme, wbf bod dacd

    hcgfrc ec. Omm fg fur mavcs, ey hrftbcr o`d A pmoycd o`d studacd

    o`d wfrlcd os f`c. Bc wos mcss sturdy tbo` A, o`d fgtc` u`wcmm.A gfrjovc bae tbot, fg kfursc. Hut bas wos o drcoecrs `oturc, o`d

    bc wos javc` tf wastgum sf`j, mf`ja`js tf trovcm, eottcrs fg tbc

    bcort. Tbc studacs, A wfumd soy. Tbc studacs, tbc studacs, tbc stud-

    acs.Ag bc koec rcmukto`tmy tf tbc wfrl, stamm bc koec. Zc wcrc

    stroppcd tf tbc soec yflc. Fur dcsls stffd sadc tf sadc. Zbc`

    Zambcme eorracd, A ifa`cd bas bfuscbfmd. [f fg kfursc a` dcotb

    wc wfumd trovcm tfjctbcrwos A sf gffmasb tf hcmacvc tbot6hut

    bcrc A wos, o`d Zambcme wos `ft tf hc gfu`d.

    Tbot wos ey rst surprasc.

    A sct fut tf mffl gfr bae. A oslcd tbc dcod ag tbcy bod scc`

    ey hrftbcr, hut tbc dcod wbf rceoa` bcrc orc mcss `uecrfus

    tbo` yfu eajbt aeoja`c, twf bcrc, f`c tbcrctbot sfrt fg tba`j.

    A spcol C`jmasb, Grc`kb, Bajb Jcreo`, Mfw Jcreo`, [crhao`,

    Atomao`, Mota`, Jrccl, [wcdasb, o`d Fmd Akcmo`dak. A` vorafus

    mo`juojcs A oslcd ohfut ey hrftbcr, tbc goefus, tbc cstccecd,

    tbc rcvcrcd Zambcme Jraee.

    @f, `ci, `ca`, `f`.

    [cvcrom fg tbce dad `ft o`swcr ot omm hut ecrcmy storcd ot

    ec watb tbcar dcod cycs. Tf tbc dcod, wbf wos goefus eco`s`ftba`j.

    A bostc`cd tf tbc `otaf`om mahrory a` ^oras, wbcrc A bod rst

    mcor`cd tbc ckstosy fg kfepora`j wfrds tf wfrds, wbcrc Zam-

    bcme eajbt woat gfr ec, hut bc wos `ft tbcrc. Orfu`d tbc tohmcs

    bfvcrcd tbrcc dcod skbfmors, wbfsc f`my a`tcrcst, tf ey surprasc,

    wos a` lccpa`j o wotkbgum o`d suspakafus cyc f` f`c o`ftbcr. Tftbcsc ec` A o``fu`kcd tbot a` Iumy ?2>3, ogtcr o doy ot tbas vcry

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    tohmc, A bod wrattc` o mcttcr tf ey hrftbcr tf soy tbot wc eust

    `cvcr hc oport, tbot wc eust df fur magcs wfrl tfjctbcr os f`c.

    Tbc jbfstmy skbfmors dad `ft spcol. Tbcy lcpt tbcar suspa-kafus wotkb f` f`c o`ftbcr.

    A oslcd tbc skbfmor `cxt tf ec ag bc l`cw ey Hrudcr,Zam-

    bcme Jraee.

    Spf` bcora`j tbas `oec, tbc tbrcc skbfmors tur`cd tbcar sus-

    pakafus cycs f` ec.

    Fb,tbc rst skbfmor soad, tbc goefus Hrftbcrs Jraee, wbf gfm-

    mfwcd tbc gfftstcps fg vf` Or`ae o`d Hrc`to`f, tbc` kmoaecd tbc troam

    os tbcar fw`.

    Zbf kfmmcktcd tbc stfracs fg pcoso`ts, soad tbc sckf`d skbfmor,

    tbc` damutcd tbce gfr pcdojfjakom `urscry usc.

    Zbf,tbc tbard skbfmor soad, kbo`jcd rst tbc wfrds o`d tbc` tbc

    eco`a`js o`d bcmd stamm tf tbc prctc`sc fg skbfmorsbap.

    A smappcd owoy. Zbc` A mfflcd hokl, tbc skbfmors bod ojoa`

    tur`cd tbcar dastrustgum cycs upf` f`c o`ftbcr.

    A wc`t tf tbc la`jdfe fg Bcssc, wbcrc wc wcrc hfr`, o`d

    tbc` tf Losscm, wbcrc wc wc`t tf skbffm. A womlcd tf tbc Oets-

    bous a` [tca`ou, hckousc Zambcme o`d A bod hcc` boppy tbcrc. A

    wc`t tf woat, malc o kbamd pmoya`j badc-o`d-jf-`d, a` tbc rffe

    watb tbc jrcc`-o`d-wbatc wommpopcr. Hut Zambcme dad `ft kfec.A` tbc strcct, A ect o wfeo`, o spcktcr wbf `fw a`bohatcd

    tbc latkbc` spokc fg o jro`d bfec, wbcrc sbc bod scrvcd os o

    eoad. [bc bod bfmmfw cycs o`d o stro`jc seamc. A a`quarcd fg bcr,

    o`d sbc oslcd ag ey hrftbcr bod hcc` sotascd watb bas magc.

    Qcs,A soad. Fg kfursc.Ey hrftbcr wos o rfeo`tak eo`, o`d

    bas wfrl, bas wagc, o`d bas kbamdrc` bod ect omm fg bas rfeo`takcxpcktotaf`s. Gfr omm fg bas doys, bc bod hcc` ot cosc watb bas magc.

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    Tbc` eoyhc bc bos posscd f`, soad tbc eoad. Bcr bfmmfw cycs

    storcd gummy ot ec. Wcry gcw df `ft poss f`.

    At wos sbc wbf cxpmoa`cd tf ec tbot f`my tbc trfuhmcd rceoa`bcrc a` tbc Ywaskbc`roue, tbfsc wbf orc ojatotcd o`d u`cosy,

    stamm mffla`j gfr wbot tbas eoad o`d ftbcrs sa`kc bovc kommcd tbc

    tba`j u`df`c. Wc`jco`kc, gfr cxoepmc, sbc tfmd ec o`d tbc`,

    cyca`j ec smymy, fr sfec ftbcr u`l`fw` yct u`ect dcsarc. At as

    u`aquc tf cvcry jbfst, toamfrcd tf bas fw` goamurcs, dasc`kbo`t-

    ec`ts, fr rcjrcts. Tbc dcod eoad sct bcr bfmmfw cycs f` ec. At

    omm dcpc`ds f` yfu.

    Tbcsc pbroscstbc tba`j u`df`c< u`l`fw` yct u`ect dcsarc

    bovc kouscd ec ma`jcra`j u`rcst, hut ommfw ec `fw tf spcol f`my

    fg tbc sckf`d surprasc9 tbc Ywaskbc`roueatscmg.

    Cxoea`c, ag yfu wamm, tbc vahrota`j spokc orfu`d yfu, wbot

    as hctwcc` o`d orfu`d yfur bo`ds o`d yfur bcortbs o`d yfur

    bfecs. Tbas as wbcrc A, fr o`ftbcr malc ec, eajbt hc9 a` tbc

    Ywaskbc`rouetbc spokc hctwcc`.

    [pcktcrs orc ft, os fgtc` aeoja`cd, ojc`ts fg pbysakom kbo`jc.

    Zc ko``ft efvc tohmc moeps fr kousc l`fkla`js a` womms. Tbcrc

    as ohfut us o smajbt drogta`j fg wore oarpcrbops yfu bovc fkko-

    saf`ommy bod f`c fg us poss `cor yfu o`d, gccma`j o suhtmc kurrc`t

    fg woretb, wf`dcrcd wbot at wos. Zatb cggfrt, wc ko` usc tbasdrogta`j tf efvc o popcr fr, watb jrcotcr kf`kc`trotaf`, pcrbops

    cvc` kousc o dffr tf swa`j kmfscd. Hut efrc tbo` tbot as hc-

    yf`d us.

    Bcrc as wbot wc ko` o`d ko``ft df a` tbc Ywaskbc`roue9

    Zc scc hut ko``ft tfukb.

    Zc secmm hut ko``ft tostc.Zc suggcr hut ko``ft wccp.

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    Zc bostc` hut ko``ft y.

    Zc rcst hut ko``ft smccp.

    Zc spcol hut orc `ft bcord.[f! O`d wbot fg Icrcey Ifb`sf` Ifb`sf`, wbf bcord ec6

    Bc wos f`c fg tbc Cxkcptaf`oms. Tbcy kfec rorcmy, o`d a` fdd

    voraotaf`s. A f`kc koec upf` o wfeo` a` Xfeo`ao wbf kfumd scc

    ey Bcamajc`skbca`ey ourowcmm c`fujb tf dasta`juasb ey ojc

    o`d jc`dcr, o`d A bovc krfsscd potbs watb o `uehcr fg efrtoms

    yfu`jcr pcfpmc, praeoramy, hut sfectaecs fmdcr efrtoms jracva`j

    tbc mfss fg o spfusc fr o kbamdwbf ko` sc`sc fur prcsc`kc. O`d

    tbcrc bovc hcc` scvcrom wbf bovc bcord ec spcol, tbfujb `f`c

    a` ey cxpcrac`kc sf kmcormy os Icrcey Ifb`sf` Ifb`sf`.

    Hut woat!A wamm fggcr yfu o` cxoepmc, gfr os Icrcey o`d tbc

    jarms oehmc tfword tbc Jrcc` Fvc` Holcry, o` fppfrtu`aty tf

    ammustrotc bas stro`jc ohamatacs wamm sff` prcsc`t atscmg.

    Tbcy bod iust krfsscd tf tbc sbody sadc fg Eoa` [trcct wbc` o

    possa`j paklup trukl smfwcd o`d drcw omf`jsadc tbce.

    Tbc trukl wos hrajbt rcd, o`d ats dravcr wos Kf`l Kra`lmow,

    o bcorty hfy wbfsc gotbcr wos tbc vammojc eoyfr. A` tbc hokl fg

    tbc paklup, scvcrom hfys sot f` homcs fg boy. Bcy, Ja`jcr, f`c

    fg tbcsc hfys kommcd fut, jfa`j tf eolc tbc Eff`hcoe yfursueecr jf-tf juy6

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    Ja`jcr Hfumta`jbfusc seamcd pmcoso`tmy ot tbc hfys. @f, hut

    ag yfu eco` Icrcey, bc hcots efst fg tbc mfkom kfepctataf`.

    Tbas drcw bffts grfe tbc hfys, o`d f`c fg tbce soad, Hut,tbc`, Ja`jcrla`s, yfu eajbt bovc tf vac gfr Icrcey watb Gro`l

    Joamy, wbakb jc`crotcd efrc roukfus moujbtcr, o`d o`ftbcr

    hfy so`j fut, Kotjbt!wbakb tbcy tbc` hcja` tf kbo`t a` o

    busly sa`jsf`j. Kot-jbt,kot-jbt,kot-jbt!

    Zcmm, tbcrc wos `f Gro`l Joamy. Bc wos prfpcrmy kommcd Gro`l

    Hoamcy, o`d hckousc bc wos o morjc yct dcmakotc hfy, bc, malc Icr-

    cey, wos tbc fhickt fg tbc hummys spfrt.

    Icrceys sla` jmozcd watb swcot. Bc tfukbcd bas bo`d tf bas

    tcepmc tf rckcavc o`ytba`j A eajbt soy tf bae, hut at wos o pffr

    taec gfr tbas. F`c fg tbc hfys `ftakcd.

    Zbots up, Icrcey6 bc kommcd fut. Jft o mf`j-dasto`kc komm

    kfea`j a`6 O`d o`ftbcr soad, ^akla`j up o `cws osb grfe

    Iupatcr6 O`d yct o`ftbcr kommcd, Fr eoyhc sfectba`j grfe

    Sro`us6

    Zcmm, tbot as bfw pcfpmc ko` hc. A sbfumd bovc rcstroa`cd ey-

    scmg, hut A kfumd `ft. A jovc Icrcey sfectba`j tf soy. Ejc` [ac

    ca`c c`dmfsc Zstc oug dce Xklc` ca`cs gurzc`dc` Loecms durkb-

    qucrc`.

    Ejc` [ac ca`c c`dmfsc Zstc oug dce Xklc` ca`cs gurzc`dc`Loecms durkbqucrc`,Icrcey rcpcotcd. Bc bod o` cxkcmmc`t ourom

    ecefry. Bas prf`u`kaotaf` wos pcrgckt.

    Ob! Cxzcmmc`t! Tbc hfys a` tbc hokl fg tbc trukl storcd os

    kfws eajbt.

    Hut Kf`l Kra`lmow wos `ft sf cosamy stupccd. Zatb o hrfod

    jra`, bc mco`cd grfe bas fpc` wa`dfw. @fw, wbot bovc A tfmdyfu ohfut spcola`j Eortao`, Icrcey6 bc soad. @f pfssahmc jffd

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    ?8

    ko` kfec fg at. Tbc hfys a` tbc hokl moujbcd jro`dmy ot tbas,

    o`d Kf`l Kra`lmow strctkbcd bas jra` wadcr. @f jarms jfa`j

    tf wo`t tf df tbc saj`ako`t dccdwatb o juy wbf tomls . . . yful`fw, Eortao`. Ojoa` bc pouscd. Hut eoyhc tbot df`t eottcr

    sf eukb tf yfu.

    Tbc hfys drfvc owoy oeadst bcovy, dcrasavc moujbtcr.

    Adafts, Ja`jcr euttcrcd.

    F`c fg tbc jarmgrac`ds wos kommcd Eoddy [oxf`. [bc bod o

    dorl ommurc tbot sccecd dccpmy scotcd watba` bcr o`d surgokcd

    f`my a` tbc tba` pa`l skor tbot ro` tbc mc`jtb fg bcr kbccl. Tbas

    jovc bcr o dou`ta`j storc, wbakb sbc darcktcd `fw tfword tbc

    rckcda`j rcd trukl. Kf`ls tcepta`j, tbfujb, sbc soad a` o mfw

    vfakc, wotkba`j tbc trukl tur` tbc kfr`cr, a` o` fdafus la`d

    fg woy.

    Hut Ja`jcr bod tur`cd bcr jozc tf Icrcey. A` tbc sfgt su`-

    majbt, bcr kfppcry boar sbaeecrcd prcttamy.

    [f6 sbc soad. Zbot dad yfu soy tf sbut tbfsc jff`s up6

    Icrcey sbrujjcd o`d mfflcd fgg. A df`t l`fw gfr surc. At iust

    koec tf ec.

    Ja`jcrs cycs sbf`c. Kef`, sbc soad. Tcmm.

    @f, rcommy, Icrcey soad, majbtmy ruhha`j bas tcepmc. [fec-

    taecs wbc` sfectba`j malc tbot kfecs fut fg ey efutbats ftvcry fgtc`, hut wbc` at dfcsA iust bovc tf osl eyscmg, Zbot a`

    tbc wfrmd dad A iust soy6

    A l`cw tbot bc eco`t tbas qucstaf` gfr ec. At wos port fg o

    pokt wc bod eodc. Ag bc spflc wfrds A dcmavcrcd bae, A eust da-

    vumjc tbcar eco`a`j.

    At wos o mfw kursc, A soad tf bae. F`c tbot sbfumd rceoa`u`cxpmoa`cd.

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    ?;

    Hut cvcr sf daskrcctmy bc sbffl bas bcod.

    [f A tfmd bae.

    O seamc sprcod okrfss Icrceys gokc. A wamm odeat at. Tbot bcwos pmcoscd wos pmcosa`j tf ec.

    Zbot6 Ja`jcr soad, bcr cycs gumm fg easkbacg. Qfu l`fw,

    df`t yfu6

    Icrcey dad `ft dc`y atbc wos o pffr maorhut stamm bc soad

    `ftba`j.

    Kef`, tcmm, Ja`jcr soad, tbc` sfgtc`cd bcr vfakc. Ag yfu

    tcmm, A prfeasc wc wf`t osl gfr o`y efrc fg yfur bfecwfrl tbc

    rcst fg tbc ycor.

    Icrcey moujbcd. Tbcrcs f`my o wccl fg skbffm mcgt.

    Qcob, Ja`jcr soad, bcr seamc dceurc os yfu pmcosc. Tbots

    wby A ko` df tbc dcom.

    Zcmm, at as truc. Bf`csty as fgtc` dasorea`j.

    Icrcey mfflcd ot Ja`jcr o`d soad, ^rfeasc yfu wf`t tcmm

    Kf`l6

    A df, Ja`jcr soad, tbc` jmo`kcd ot tbc twf jarmgrac`ds. O`d

    tbcy df, tff, fr cmsc sfec fg tbcar iuaky mattmc sckrcts wamm jf pa`-

    homma`j orfu`d tbas mattmc hurj.

    Icrcey tffl o dccp hrcotb. Floy . . . wbot A soad wos, Eoy

    yfu krfss o` c`dmcss dcscrt f` tbc hokl fg o otumc`t koecm. O ecrry moujb hurst grfe Ja`jcr. Zbcrc df yfu jct tbot

    stugg6 sbc oslcd. A eco`, bfwd yfu cvcr mcor` o gfrcaj` mo`-

    juojc6

    Icrcey sbrujjcd. Ats hcyf`d ec.

    Hcyf`d yfu, Ja`jcr rcpcotcd, o`d tbas taec wbc` sbc storcd

    ot bae, bcr jozc sccecd `ft tf poss tbrfujb bae sf eukb os tfhurrfw a`tf bae, os ag tf `d kmucs tf o puzzmc sbc wos a`tc`t f`

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    ?4

    sfmva`j. [f, sbc soad `ommy (o`d df `ft hc eastolc`, bcr vfakc

    wos sbodcd watb artotaf`), wbots magc malc tbcrc a` Ifb`sf`-

    Ifb`sf`vammc6Icrcey sbrujjcd ot tbas qucstaf`, o`d Ja`jcr seamcd, os ag tf

    soy, Floy, floytbc puzzmc ko` woat,o`d sff` tbc jrfup fg gfur

    wos ojoa` efva`j omf`j tbc strcct, tbrfujb tbc sbodfws, o`d

    dccpcr a`tf tbcar tomc.

    [a`kc A bod kfec tf tbas tfw`, tbc jrcc` seflc (wbakb wos,

    a` gokt, o jrcc`asb jroy) bod oppcorcd cvcry gfur fr vc ef`tbs

    fr sf, a`grcquc`tmy c`fujb tf eolc at scce spckaom. Tbc seflc

    wfumd hcja` rasa`j grfe tbc karkumor hrakl kbae`cy dura`j tbc

    `ajbt, o`d tbc `cxt efr`a`j tbc holcrys jmcoea`j daspmoy koscs

    wfumd hc ma`cd watb cxquasatc pomc jrcc` eorzapo` kolcs, cokb

    moycrcd o`d mmcd watb strowhcrry postc o`d tfppcd hy o grfstcd

    pa`l rfscttc.Tbcsc wcrc prfpcrmy kommcd ^ra`scsstrto,fr ^ra`kcss Kolcs.

    Hut tbc holcr, o` aeeajro`t grfe [wcdc`, sff` fhscrvcd tbot

    f`my tbc wfec` wcrc purkbosa`j bas ^ra`kcss Kolcs, sf bc

    kbo`jcd tbc `oec tf ^ra`kc Kolcs a` bfpcs tbot tbc ec` eajbt

    kf`suec tbce, tff. Tbc strotcjy sukkccdcdyfu wamm omwoys

    wat`css o jrcot rusb tf huy tbc kolcs hy ec` o`d wfec` omalc.Tbcrc wos sfectba`j cmsc tbot Icrcey bod bcord ohfut tbc

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    ?3

    ^ra`kc Kolcs grfe bas eftbcr, o`d os tbcy womlcd tfword tbc

    holcry, bc soad, Bovc yfu cvcr bcord fg o la`d fg c`kbo`tec`t

    tbot ko` jf watb tbc kolc6Tbcy bod `ft, hut tbcy wcrc a`tcrcstcd, Ja`jcr cspckaommy.

    Tcmm, sbc soad, o`d bc dad.

    Fvcr tbc ycors, kcrtoa` vammojcrsbas eftbcr, gfr cxoepmc

    bod jrfw` tf hcmacvc tbot wbotcvcr mava`j tba`j wos mfflcd

    upf` dura`j tbc rst hatc fg ^ra`scsstrto wfumd stcom f`cs bcort.

    At wos soad tbot tbas c`kbo`tec`t wos sf stcodgost, at kfumd hc

    rcvcrscd f`my hy tbc tfukb fg o somtcd tcor upf` tbc portcd maps

    fg tbc spcmmhfu`d.

    Jfd,Eoddy [oxf` soad. Zbot ag tbc rst tba`j yfu sow

    wos o df`lcy6

    Fr Er. Ga``agrfkl, tbc ftbcr jarmgrac`d soad.

    Er. Ga``agrfkl wos o vcry `akc hut vcry morjc eo`, watbfut

    eo`y tcctb.

    Ja`jcr sccecd tf hc tba`la`j ohfut tbc stfry. A malc tbot

    somtcd-tcor-upf`-tbc-portcd-maps-fg-tbc-spcmmhfu`d dctoam. [bc

    mfflcd ot Icrcey. [f df yfu tba`l ats truc6

    Bc ovfadcd bcr jozc. Dcpc`ds wbf yfu osl.

    Tbas wos truc os truc ko` hc. A dad `ft hcmacvc tbc Mcjc`d fg

    tbc Garst Hatc, hut, os a` omm sukb eottcrs fg tbc bcort, tbcrc wcrcwasbgum sfums wbf dad. O`d tbc` tbcrc wos tbc stro`jc hut truc

    stfry fg Icrceys eftbcr bcrscmg. . . . Hut tbot tomc eust woat, gfr

    tc`dramfus orfeos grfe tbc holcry bod rcokbcd fut tf tbc jrfup

    o`d wcrc pumma`j tbce gfrword watb o quaklc`cd pokc.

    O bo`dsfec fmd dcmavcry trukl stffd porlcd a` tbc strcct,

    o`d scrvcd os o hammhford gfr tbc holcry. Ats poa`t wos o dccpjmcoea`j jrcc`, o`d f` tbc sadc, skrfmma`j fvcr o poa`ta`j fg

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    ?7

    o karkumor hrakl fvc`, wcrc tbc wfrds jrcc` fvc` holcry a`

    jamdcd mcttcrs.

    O seomm fvcrbcod hcmm ta`lmcd kbccramy os tbc jarms pusbcdfpc` tbc dffr, o`d tbc tfw` holcr cecrjcd grfe tbc latkbc`

    wapa`j bas bo`ds f` bas oprf`.

    [tc` Hmax wos o rfu`d eo` watb dfujby-sfgt gcoturcs, hut bas

    gokc bod o rfhust rcddasb jmfw, o`d watb bas gumm wbatc hcord o`d

    orktak-hmuc cycs, bc wos fgtc` oslcd tf pfrtroy Zcab`okbtseo``

    Gotbcr Kbrasteosdura`j tbc bfmadoy scosf`.

    Ob, bc soad, jra``a`j ecrramy. Bomm! Bomm!As at ft o jrcot

    doy tf hc omavc6

    Ag yfu soy sf, Ja`jcr soad jc`aommy, mctta`j bcr oehcr cycs

    gomm f` tbc holcr. [f, sbc soad, bfws magc a` Hmaxvammc6

    Qcs, ycs, omm as wcmm a` Hmaxvammc, soad tbc holcr, wbf sccecd

    oeuscd `ft iust hy tbc qucstaf` hut hy omm tba`js, o`d wby `ft6

    Bc wos hcmfvcd a` tbc tfw`, o`d bas sbfp wos o pfklct fg wore

    hc`aj`aty, os Icrcey kfumd `fw scc gfr baescmg. Tbc jmoss-o`d-

    kbcrrywffd koscs wcrc mmcd watb o hcoutagum voracty fg hrcods

    o`d kolcs, twf seomm tohmcs wcrc hrajbtc`cd hy voscs fg fwcrs,

    o`d tbc rakb skc`ts fg holcd dfujb, sujor, kfggcc, o`d kbfkfmotc

    eodc ec ycor` gfr ey efrtom sc`sc fg tostc.

    O`d, bc soad, tur`a`j bas ifvaom gokc tf Icrcey, as tbas `ftIcrcey Ifb`sf` Ifb`sf`6

    Icrcey `fddcd, o`d kfmfr rfsc a` bas kbccls.

    Tbc holcrs gokc hraeecd watb pmcosurc. Qfu uscd tf kfec

    a` grcquc`tmy. Df yfu rcecehcr at6

    [urprasc rfsc a` Icrceys cycs, tbc` kf`gusaf`. @ft rcommy,

    bc rcpmacd.Qcs! Qfur dcor eftbcr uscd tf hra`j yfu a`tf tbc holcry omm

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    ?:

    tuklcd owoy a` yfur mattmc korraojc. Qfu wcrc o jrcot hurrfwcr!

    [fectaecs sbc bod tf daj tbrfujb tbc kfvcrs tf `d yfu.

    Ja`jcr tur`cd bcr cycs tf Icrcey o`d soad a` o krff`a`j vfakc,Amm hct yfu wcrc iust tbc kutcst mattmc efmc-krcoturc, wbakb f`my

    c`rakbcd tbc hmusb a` Icrceys kbccls.

    Hut tbc holcr koec tf bas rcskuc hy tur`a`j tf tbc rcom husa-

    `css ot bo`d9 [f, ey dcor kbamdrc`, bfw eoy A bcmp yfu6

    Zcmm, tbots tbc prfhmce, Ja`jcr soad os sbc sko``cd tbc

    jmcoea`j koscs. A df`t scc o`y ^ra`scsstrto.

    O moujb ruehmcd up grfe tbc holcrs hcmmy. @f, yfu df`t,

    bc soad. Hckousc hy `a`c fkmfkl tbas efr`a`j tbc ^ra`scsstrto

    wcrc omm sfmd fut.

    Tf ey surprasc, Ja`jcrs cxprcssaf` hrajbtc`cd ot tbas `cws.

    Qfu sfmd tbce omm6

    Qcs, ycs, tbc holcr soad ecrramy, o`d woatcd o gumm sckf`d

    hcgfrc odda`j, Omefst omm.

    Ob! [f tbas wos o mattmc joec tbcy pmoycd!

    Hut yfu lcpt o gcw smakcs hokl gfr yfur efst spckaom

    kustfecrs6

    Qcs, ycs, ey dcor jarm. Gfr ey efst spckaom kustfecrsbcrc

    bc droeotakommy pccrcd post Icrcey o`d tbc jarms tfword tbc

    strccto`d tbcy eoy hc a` yct.Qfurc o gu``y eo`, Ja`jcr soad.

    O po` rottmcd a` tbc latkbc` tf tbc rcor fg tbc holcry. [fec-

    f`c cmsc wos ot wfrl.

    Tbcrc as iust f`c mattmc tba`j, Ja`jcr soad tf tbc holcr.

    A scc, A scc. Tbcrc as iust f`c mattmc tba`j.

    A kfumd scc tbot tbas, tff, wos port fg tbcar joec.Zcrc o mattmc mfw f` kosb rcscrvcs.

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    ?2

    Fb, wcmm `fw . . . Tbc holcr sbffl bas bcod sfmce`my o`d

    eodc scvcrom seomm tsl-tsla`j sfu`ds. Tbas as rcommy tff hod. Tff

    hod a`dccd.Fg kfursc, wc kfumd wratc yfu gfur AFSs, Ja`jcr soad,

    o`d tbc` f`c fg tbc jarmgrac`ds kbaecd a` watb, Fr f`c haj Zc-

    Fwc-Qfu.

    Hcba`d tbc wbatc hcord, tbc holcrs rfu`d gokc hrajbtc`cd.

    A malc tbot! F`c haj Zc-Fwc-Qfu! Bc wa`lcd o`d jcsturcd

    tbc jrfup tfword o su``y wa`dfw-sadc tohmc watb o vosc mmcd

    watb kfhomt-hmuc arascs. [at, pmcosc sat. Ey most gfur smakcs fg

    ^ra`scsstrto wamm hc yfurs. Zatb kfggcc6

    Tbc jarms omm `fddcd, o`d Icrcey `fddcd, tff.

    Ogtcr tbc holcr dasoppcorcd tf tbc hokl fg tbc sbfp, f`c

    fg tbc jarmgrac`ds mco`cd hokl a` bcr kboar, mozamy strctkbcd bcr

    ores, o`d mfflcd okrfss tbc tohmc tf Icrcey. Tbas wos Eorifry

    Gomms, o prctty jarm watb eaml-wbatc sla` o`d a`l-hmokl cycs.

    Iust sf yfu l`fw, sbc soad, A spc`t bomg ey study bomm trya`j

    tf wfrl fut tbot stupad raddmc o`d dad`t cvc` kfec kmfsc. Ga`d

    baddc` a` tbc pfce tbc pcrsf` wbf a`sparcd at. [bc fpc`cd

    bcr dfvcmalc bo`ds. Jfd. Zbots tbotomm ohfut6 Baddc` wbcrc,

    cxoktmy6

    Os wc bovc soad, Icrceys wos o jc`crfus `oturcbc jmodmyjovc tf ftbcrs, o`d bc wos f` tbc hra`l fg at `fw. Hut os bc

    fpc`cd bas efutb tf spcol, Ja`jcr a`tcrkcdcd. Bcy, `fw, sbc

    soad. Zc eodc o dcom ohfut osla`j gfr bas bfecwfrl.

    Eorifrys bo`ds uttcrcd up. Tbas as`t bfecwfrl. Tbas as

    cxtro-krcdat.

    O grojamc orjuec`t, o`d f`c tbot Ja`jcr hcjo` tf rcgutc, huttbas taec at wos Icrcey wbf a`tcrruptcd. [fectba`j tfmd ec at

    wos o` okrfstak, bc soad.

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    ?1

    Tbc twf jarmgrac`ds mco`cd gfrword malc bu`jry da`crs tf

    o ecom, hut Ja`jcr sot hokl a` bcr kboar, f`kc ojoa` studya`j

    Icrcey.Eoddy [oxf` ro` o `jcr omf`j bcr tba` pa`l skor. Zbots

    o` okrfstak6

    Ats wbcrc o portakumor mcttcr a` cvcry ma`c jfcs tfjctbcr tf

    spcmm sfectba`j, Icrcey soad, o`d wbc` tbc twf jarmgrac`ds stamm

    sccecd kf`guscd, bc wc`t f`. Qfurc suppfscd tf `d tbc a`spa-

    rotaf` gfr tbc pfce baddc` a`sadc tbc pfce, rajbt6 [f ag yfu rcod

    portakumor mcttcrs up o`d dfw` a`stcod fg mcgt tf rajbt

    Hut Ja`jcr dad `ft mct bae `asb. Zbot dad yfu eco` wbc`

    yfu soad sfectba`j tfmd yfu at wos o` okrfstak6

    Zcmm, at wos malc tbc adco suddc`my koec tf ec tbot at

    wos o` okrfstak. Icrcey wos `ft kfegfrtohmc watb tbas sfrt fg

    bomg-trutbbas gfrcbcod jmozcd watb swcot.

    Tbc jarmgrac`ds bod pummcd fut tbc pfce o`d wcrc pfra`j fvcr

    at, hut Ja`jcrs cycs wcrc stamm xcd f` Icrcey. O`d yfu l`cw

    wbot o` okrfstak wos6

    Qcs. Bc soad tbas remy, gfr tbot eukb wos kfepmctcmy truc,

    o`d Ja`jcr gcmm samc`t wbc` Icrcey wra`lmcd bas `fsc, stacd o

    s`cczc, o`d tbc` cycd tbc arascs f` tbc tohmc. Grfe tbcar fpc`

    efutbs ycmmfw pfmmc` moy mffscmy f` tbcar hrusby tf`jucs. Icrceyruhhcd bas `fsc o`d pusbcd tbc vosc o hat gortbcr owoy.

    Jft at! Eorifry so`j fut. Ats tbc `oec fg Omakc ^mcoso`kc

    Maddcmm. [bc eust bovc hcc` tbc jarm wbf a`sparcd tbc pfct tf

    wratc tbc pfce!

    Ja`jcr wos stamm stora`j ot Icrcey. [f dad at kfec tf yfu os

    o vojuc adco fr tbc oktuom wfrd6 sbc oslcd, hut ot tbas vcry ef-ec`t tbc latkbc` dffr swu`j fpc`, o`d o morjc pa`l-kbcclcd

    hfy c`tcrcd tbc rffe, korrya`j o troy mmcd watb kups fg kfggcc.

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    8>

    Tbas wos Gro`l Hoamcy. Bas pmuep gokc o`d ores wcrc seudjcd

    watb fur o`d grfsta`j.

    Zcmm, wcmm, Ja`jcr soad os bc `corcd tbc tohmc. Bfws magca` Hoamcy Katy6

    Ftbcrs a` tbc vammojc eodc spfrt fg Gro`l Hoamcy. Ja`jcr, tf

    bcr krcdat, dad `ft.

    Floy, Gro`l Hoamcy o`swcrcd, sctta`j tbc troy f` tbc tohmc,

    tbc` tujja`j sf bord ot bas cormfhc tbot at strctkbcd malc ruhhcr.

    Ae wfrla`j bcrc `fw.

    Ja`jcr seamcd ot bae, wbakb prfeptcd bae tf gurtbcr owl-

    word`css.

    A omwoys malcd tf kffl . . . o`d ey eftbcr tbfujbt A fujbt tf

    mcor` o trodc . . . sf Ae la`d fg o` opprc`takc, A jucss. Er. Hmax

    as rcommy `akc tf ec. Bc `ommy rcmcoscd bas cor. A malc at o mft.

    Tbots gohumfus, Ja`jcr soad, o`d wbc` Gro`l Hoamcy sccecd

    tf wf`dcr wbctbcr sbc wos scrafus fr `ft, sbc soad, @f, rcommy,

    at as.

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    8?

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    88

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    8;

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