Happy 30th

Birthday sis.

(Its all downhill from now on..)

This is a little story of Emma in the early days, read by me..

I always looked after my little sis when we where kids..

(trackies in the 80’s.. go me!)

But right from an early age, Emma had no morals and would squat and pee anywhere..

Or flash her knickers...

I think she has just been horsing around to be honest..

Or maybe just driving us around the bend..

Emma had boyfriends at an early age..

I made sure they where up to scratch..

They went their separate ways...

She has grown out of that now, but some say that due to her recent status updates on Facebook, she is a swinger?

Enjoy your cake if you have one...

Well I better clean up my act...

Or she might get Andrew to lock me up...

Have a great day Emma...