The Usher: A Lovely, Clean and Funny Short Story

The Usher: A Lovely, Clean and Funny Short Story

Cora walked into her local St Michael's Church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.

What do you know about the lady?Describe the setting. 'Where would you like to sit?' he asked politely. 'The front row please,' Cora answered amiably.'You really don't want to do that,' the usher said, 'This priest is really boring.

How can you characterize the usher?'Sonny, do you happen to know who I am?' the elderly woman inquired, looking directly at him. 'No.' he rejoined. 'I'm the vicar's mother,' Cora announced indignantly.

What do you know about the situation? What do you know about Cora now?

'Do you know who I am?' he asked. 'No.' she said.'Good,' he answered and disappeared.

Why do you think the usher disappeared?