Right now is a good time of year to find a dentist in Cocoa, FL.

Not just because it's sunny and beautiful out but because of the moon. A lot of people don't realize that the moon has a very large impact on the things we do. And particularly the moon affects the dentists in the area.

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Did you know that the moon actually affects the tides on this planet? Without the moon, we would have no tides. The oceans would be stagnant. All of the water on earth would be stinky and full of green gunk. Swamp people everywhere.

Now there is a lot of research that suggests that the moon has no effect on us. Many studies over several years show that there is no difference in how many emergency visits there are during a full moon. The same goes for pet injuries, and crimes committed by people and how often doctors mess up surgeries.

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I’m here to contest all of this false data. It has been falsified by the Moon Group of America. They have a secret agenda to create disinterest in the moon. In the end they are going to steal the moon with a space ship by tying a rope around it.

The real secret is that there is cheese is the center of the moon. Very expensive French cheese. That’s why they want to hide the moon from us and take away our interest from it.

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But that’s beside the point. The real purpose of the article is to help you find a dentist in Cocoa, FL. The truth is that Cocoa Beach dentists are radically affected by the moon. Their offices all shift to the West side of the city when there is a full moon. And they all shift to the East side of the city when there is a waxing or waning moon.

So you should plan your trip with the tactical strategies of a fox. You must not expend more than 2.2 gallons of gasoline or else Zeus will be upset with you.

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Visit the right Cocoa Beach dentist and get your service completed for you. What tends to happen is their dental tools are magnetized by ion magnets.

These materials are attracted to the moon’s gravitational forces combined with the poles of the earth.

When this happens, the tools can scrap extra hard into your teeth. It’s no surprise that the aforementioned gravitational effects also control the Cocoa Beach dentist’s hands and arms. So when these tools are scraping extra hard, the dentist in the meanwhile is actually transcribing secret alien algorithms into your teeth.

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These algorithms are then called by Google, a multi-billion dollar company. Therefore your teeth are actually contributing to Google’s wealth, which is already massive.

Your teeth are doing the devil’s work.

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But it’s ok. There is a way to get yourself out of it. I would never write this article about the problem without offering a solution. That’s just not how I operate.

I’m a good guy, you know… I like helping people and stuff.

One of the options is to visit a Cocoa Beach dentist and get all of your teeth pulled. But this is only good for you if you are older than 50 years old. http://cocoadentist.net

If you are younger than 50 years old, or you are 64 years old, then you can visit the alien ship and request that you be removed from Google’s population algorithm research list. You can visit any time as long as it’s between 8 am to 6 pm, Wednesday through Friday.

Make sure to bring a strong weapon with you in case the aliens get hostile. This happens sometimes. Don’t expect everything to go smoothly and be boring like at the DMV. You might get killed so it’s quite the opposite of what it’s like being at the DMV.

Bring a sharp katana to chop off their sexual organs. This is the only way to kill them. Good luck.

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