Beer Vs Pussy.pps · 2013-07-11 · FINAL SCORE BEER 9 PUSSY 7 That's it! The matter is settled,...
Transcript of Beer Vs Pussy.pps · 2013-07-11 · FINAL SCORE BEER 9 PUSSY 7 That's it! The matter is settled,...
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THE PLAYOFF
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Beer is always wet.
Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1PUSSY 0
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Warm beertastes awful.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 1PUSSY 1
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A really coldbeer is
satisfying.
One point to Beer.
BEER 2PUSSY 1
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If after taking a swig ofyour favorite beer you
find a hair betweenyour teeth, you may
vomit.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2PUSSY 2
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Ten beers in one night andyou can't drive home.
Ten Pussies in one nightand you don't want to
drive anywhere.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2PUSSY 3
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If you have a lot ofbeer in a public place,your reputation may
suffer.
If you eat any Pussy inpublic,
you become a legend.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2PUSSY 4
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If a cop stops you andyou smell of beer you
may get arrested.
If you smell ofPussy he may buy
you a beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2PUSSY 5
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You normallydon't find old
beer.
One point to Beer.
BEER 3PUSSY 5
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Too much beer andyou'll think you see
flying saucers.
Too much Pussyand you'll think
you've seen God.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3PUSSY 6
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In mostcountries
there's a tax onbeer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3PUSSY 7
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If you haveanother beer thefirst one nevergets pissed off.
One point to Beer.
BEER 4PUSSY 7
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You can always besure if you're the
first one to open abottle or can.
One point to Beer.
BEER 5PUSSY 7
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If you shakebeer it'll get allagitated but iteventually it
settles down.
One point to Beer.
BEER 6PUSSY 7
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You always knowhow much beer is
going to cost.
One point to Beer.
BEER 7PUSSY 7
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Beer doesn'thave a mother.
One point to Beer.
BEER 8PUSSY 7
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Beer neverexpects to be
hugged for halfan hour after
you've drank it.
One point to Beer.
BEER 9PUSSY 7
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FINAL SCOREBEER 9
PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter issettled, the clear
winner is:
BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry,degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beerwould experience none of those feelings, let aloneexpress them.
An extra point for BEER