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Hi: -272 °C Lo: 0 °K
Hi ppos Lo mein
Hi: Yeah right. Lo: All the time
Hi: Fever Lo: More Cowbell
Hi: 420 °F Lo: Hyp0thermia
Hi: To the window Lo: To the wall
Munday SaterdaiFrydayThersdayWhensdayToosday
The Sad State of the Academy
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The Exonian
Aliens.999%
HarknessTables
10%
Cool Kids.001%
Mamas’ Boys7%
Exeter Students21%
Who Cares?27%
Andover Rejects34%
Not Frowning1%
Alone20%
Playing Dungeons and Dragons
15%
In Saturday Classes4%
In Class20%
Studying40%
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Black Death
High Cholesterol
Sadness
Percent IncidenceIn the World
Percent IncidenceIn Exeter Matriculants
76%84%
99.99%
46%
62%
1%
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SpringWinterFallSpringWinterFallSpringWinterFallSpringWinterFall
Prep Lower Upper Senior
IQ
Star Trek Marathon on Spike
Raining Sweat We’re not inKansas anymore... A Hurricane.Smokin’ Hot Walken Weather!The Sky is Crying
IQ By TimeSpent At Exeter
Exeter Student DiversityExeter Problems vs.
World Problems
How Exeter StudentsSpend Their Days
State of the Weather Forecast0
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Not Crying
Crying
NUMBER OF EXETER STUDENTS CRYING RIGHT NOW**of the 93 who weren’t too sad to respond to the survey
Number of Exeter Students Crying Right Now*
*of the 93 who weren’t too sad to respond to the survey
Percentage of Exeter Students Prone to Premature Balding
November 9, 2012 T h e E x o n i a n SOS B5