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FUNNY GAMESOP[N5 MAR 14, OIR. MI(I{ATL HANTlTTwo assailain$ infrltrate a (abin in the w00ds and, with unexpe(ted s0phistkation,

put a va(ationing family through a series of psychologically and physically abusive

lames. This isni vour'averaqi wintertime honor fare, Writer-director Michael

f,aneke, who last oifered us (A(Ht, remakes his own l997 thriller - which he says is

meanti0t0rture, notentertain, itsaudien(e.With NaomiWattsandTim Roth in lead

roles, and Mkhael Pitt as one ofthe aggresors, we're hoping some ofthe new school

horror diredors will study this film before they start their next proiefts.

DRItIBIT TAYIOROPIN5 MAR 21, DIR. STTVEfiI 8RILl"When two fteshmen are tormented by a bully during their frrst day of high schoolJhey

enlist the servi(es of a soldier-olfortune (0wen Wilson), fully unaware that he is

anvthino but skilled in the art of protection. What a (0medi( pedigree this movie has'

None otfierthanJohn Hugheswrotethe originaltreatmentseveralyeanback, whith

was then devel0ped by superproduter Judd Apatow and eventually handed over to

5UPERBAD'S Seth R0qdn and l(ristofor Brown for xripting. No team is better suited

and more likely to provide the foul-mouthed teen hit 0fthe year.

IHE UNFORESEENOPEI{s MAR ]8, OiR. I-AURA DUNNln her four-years-in'the-making documentary IHE UNF0RE5EEN, filmmaker [aura

Dunn combines interviews with archrval footaqe and animated graphics in order to

chron ide the struggle between preserving our entlironment and proteding the ti9ht5

of individuals to p-ursue their dreams. teaturing interviews with Robert Redford,

Iexan lobbyist Diak Brown, and one of the last interviews with lexas Governor Ann

Ri(hards, Iilt UNF0RESEtN urges viewers to consider the ramifications of allowing

unchecked pursuit ofthe American Dream to edipse the preservation ofourworld!

natural res;ur(es. This critically aclaimed film whkh fotuses on the Barton (reek

Aquifer controversy premieres atthe Alamo 50uth lamar on l\'laKh 28'

RUN, TATBOY, RUNOPiNS MAR 2S, DIR. DAVID 5(HWIMMER50me ten years after'he left his franc6e (Thandie Newton) at the altat the rather

roroulent liennis (SHAUN 0t THt DEAD! 5imon Peqq) preps for a real-life marathon

with real-life romantic tonsequences hanging in the balan(e. 0riginally positioned as

a quiet fall release in the U.5., FAIB0Y brouqht down the house overseas and is now

aeitinq full-srale attention. Peqq! charm-0n-tamera is obvious, but something tells

us screenwriter i\4ithael lan Blatk (SIEtLA,THE SIATI) is another keyfrgure that spares

this romantic comedy from being mote than a formula exercise. 0ne que$i0n: if 5im0n

Pegg qualifies as being fat, then what does that make his longtime pal and co*tar

Nirk Fro$?

LEATHERHEADSOPEN5 APR 4, OIR.6TORGE (LOONiY

Iheyear is 1925. An agingfootball legend (6eorge (looney) and the hot.(0llege star

he! irafted for his pro team (John Krasinski) fight for the heart of an intrepid up-

and-comingjournalist(ReneeZellweger). HISGIRLFRIDAYmeetsANYGIVENSUNoAY

as (looneylttempts to put an old{tyle xrewball comedy spin on the th€n-nas(ent

sport of profesional football, with a dash of goofy romante splashed in for good

measure, This is (looney's third proje(t in the diredor's (hair, and his last two have

shown that he's ready t0 take on all opposition singlehanded.

IHE FOOT FIST WAYOPENS APH 11, CIIR, JODY HILtA down-and-outlae Kwon D0 instru(tor looks to turn his life around by going on a

0il0rima0e with his buddv and two of his students to see his hero, the martial arts

ieqind (hu(k 'The Truck"Wallace, at a kung{u (onvention. lt looks like Judd Apatow

ani hisflew might have some (ompetition thisyearin theform ofdynamicwritingi

acting duo Danny MtBride and Ben Best. Reviewers loved it at la$ yearl 5undance

tilm Festival, and Will tenell thinks l\4cBride is 0ne of the funniest men in Amerita,

maybe because he isn't afraid t0 atta(k a 7-year0ld kid.

FORGETTI NG SARAH MARSHALIOPrN{5 APn 18, Dln" Nl(ll0tA5 ST0LLrRPeter (KN0(KED UP's Jason Segel) jets off to Hawaii for a vacation that is supp0sed

to help him deal with his re(ent break"up with his IV sta girlfriend, 5anh (Ktisten

Bell). little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex...and she's

bringing along her new boyfriend. With enough FREAKS & GttKS power and (urrent

Hollywood comedy goldmines to guarantee this one will be a champion.

THE ANIMATION SHOW VOI 4. WORLD PREMIERT!OPFhIS APR ?5 AT THE RITT. DIR. VARIOUS

THE ANIMATI0N 5H0W was started as an annual featurelength theatri(al

compilation of short films from around the world, exclusively curated by esteemed

Austinite Mike Judge and Acdemy Award-nominated

animator Don Hertzfeldt. 0ddly enough, it's the fitst

festival of animation (reated and produced with

a(tual animators at the helm, and their resped 0f

the medium elevates the show to an experience far

beyond any other tolledion of animated work. Exped

pie(es that will surprise, enlighten, and " in many

rases - expand the way you look at animation in

general. Andyes,you'll laugh awhole lottoo.

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AN EVENING WITH BUD CORT LIVE AT THE RITZ!BRTWSTTR MCILOl,'D,IU[5 MAR 18, 7PMHAROTD AND MAUD[, TUTS MAR 18, lOPMNo character defines art house cinema like the faux-sukidal Harold in the clasirromance HAROtD AND MAUD[, But it3 important t0 (onsider that Bud (ort himself is

a unique, dynamk a(tor with more than a few trkks and talents up his sleeve, He wasorly 22 when he landed a role in MA5H, and director Robert Altman was so impressed

that he immediately rast (ort as the titular lead in the madrap sunealist adventureBREWSTER M(ooUD, filmed right here in lexas. At its heart, the film tells the storyofa.young mar obsessed with building funcional wings, but he! soon caught up ina whirlwind of crackpots, romance and a mysterious killer. Like Altman,s other gieatworks, it's an experien(e that stays with you indefinitely. We,re also very proud topresent the in(0mparable HAR0I-D AND MAUDE. Whether you,ve never seen it or it3your hundredth time, itt simplyoneofthe mostcrucial moviesofall time, and there,sn0 betterwayt0 enjoy itthan byjoining us in honoring its leading man in person.

BOOKPEOPTE PRESENTS

MARY ROA(H & OWEN EG[RI0N: BONK! & SEX EDMON APRIL 14,7PMMary Roa(h, the best selling author of'5TlFt: The (urious lives ofHuman (adavers,

and'5P00K: Science Tackles the Afterlifei takes 0n the s(ien(e 0f sex with her newbook 80NK! Ihanks to our well+ead friends at BookPeople, she! coming to the Ala moDrafthouse South [amar for one unforgettable night! (an a person tliink herself t0orgasm? (an a dead man get an ere(ion? Why doesn,t Viagra help women...or, forthat matter, pandas? ln B0NK, Roach shows us how and why sexual arousal andorgasm - two 0f the most complex, delightful, and amazing xientific phenomenaon earth - can be so hard to achieve and what science is doing to make the bedr00ma more satis4ring pla(e. And Austint own resident author and hysterkal Alamo host0wen Egerton will present his show THt BEST 0F sEX tD to ensure everyone has asafe and satisfying eveningll! BEST 0F 5EX tD is a (ollertion of the most bizarresexual education films from the'405,'50s,'60s and'70s1 learn how premarital sexcan lead to heartache, insanity and explosive car aaidents. View the creative waysDisney animates syphilis and hum along with the dasir ballad,,VD is for tverybody!,

NTGATIVI.AND LIVE IN CON(ERTTWO NIGHTS ONIY!APAIL 18 &'I9,IOPM, RITZlegendary trkkster band Negativland triumphantly returns t0 Austin with a newversion oftheir weekly radio broadcast 0VtR THE EDGE (on the air sinre 19811) liveon $age at the Alamo for the very fir5t time, mixing musk, found sounds, founddialog, scripts, personalities, and sound effectswithin a,tadio,,theater-of-the.mind,lT5 ALL lN Y0UR HEAD FM is a 2-hour-long, artion-packed look at monotheism, thesupernatural God concept, and the all-important role played by the human brain inour beliefs. Dr.Odo Norway is your"radio"host, and ftristianity, lslam and Judaism

are the featured religions, as Negatlvland asks you to (ontemplate some comolex.serious, silly and challenging ideas about human belief in this audio cut-up'mixbe$ descibed as a'documentary collage'l lAlyH FM is a compellinq and uniouelvfun presentation of sticky theologiral con(epts from the most controversial'andentertaining musidmedia/mania outfi t in existen(el

SUPER HAPPY FUN MONKEY BASH 6A TRIBUTT TO (OMEDY TE6END HITOSHI MATSUMOTO

SUNDAYs IN APfr'L AT TlT AITZEach vear around this time, we roll out a new volume of Super Happy Fun Monkey

Bash, a 90 minute compilation of mind-boggling insanity from Japanese television.

You'll see Alist Ameri(an (elebrities pimping themselves 0ut for cheap Japanese

products, bawdy situation comedies, unexpected nudity, extreme plo-wrestling,

bizane anti-flatulence products, nonsensical English phrases, supreme goofiness,

and lots and lots of foam rubbet costumesl We will ako be featuring plenty 0f

ex(erpts from the Japanese (NN ((himpanzee News Network). Most importantly,

however, the 2008 edition is a tribute t0 veteran TV funnyman Hitoshi Matsum0t0.

He'sthe best-known (0median inJapantoday,sort ofan AsianWill terrell butwithan

even strongertendencytowards humiliation and rubber costumes.

We'll be featuring extended scenes from his long-running series D0WNT0WN al

well as more retent spin-off shows such as HtYl HEY! HEY! MUSI( (HAMP and N0

SUBERANAIHANASHI. AllofthisleadsuptotheU.S'theatrkalpremiereofHitoshi

Matsum0t0's theatrkal debut: DAI NIPP0NJIN on April 25 Gee below).

As with past editions 0f5uper Happy Fun Monkey Bash we'll have a special lapanese

menu and feature prizes and giveaways at every show. (heck online for teaser dips

and trailers from this and past Monkey Bash shows, and stalt marking the days in

your potket calendar until the happiest time ofthe year, 5uper Happy tun Monkey

Bash Day!

DAI NIPPONJIN (BIG MAN JAPAN)OPENS APRIL 25 AT TFIL &ITZDaisato lives a mundane life in a rundown house tagged with insulting and obxenity-

riddled graffiti. Ihis middle-aged slacker seems a puzling subject tobe followedby

the dorumentary crew thatfrlms his banal daily routine.That is, until hepreparesfor

his"iobi'As boltiofelectricity ripthrough thesky, Daisato istrand0rmed intoastocky

qiant several stories high, sporting tight purple briefs, tattoos and an Eraserhead'

ityle hairdo. ln his hand is a big stkk - for beating the (rap 0ut 0f m0nsters.

Welcometotheworld ofDai Nipponjin (whichtranslatesas"Big Man lapan"), a sixth-

generati0n supelhelo defending Japan from outlandish "baddies,'as Daisato calls

ihem. Ihese ridkulous villains inilude the freakwith the (omb-over hairdo who pulk

down skystrapen with elasti( arms 0r the revolting beast that lets lip stink douds

equalling the smell oftwenty thousand human fe(es,

Sunounded by mystkal tradition and ceremony, his ptedetesots were national

champions feied with parades and theering fans. Today, Daisato's battles are

broadcast late at night t0 diminishing ratings. He has become the scapegoat ol

New Japan, whose citizens bitterly tomplain about the noise and destrutti0n 0f

property he causes. Daisato has his own problems, induding an agent insistent 0n'branding

him with sponsoradvertisements, an Alzheimer-afflkted grandfatherwho

transforms into a giant in dirty underwear and an ex-wife and daughter who are

embanased by his often cowardly exploits.

A wkkedly deadpan spin on the pop image of giant Japanese superheroes like

Ultraman, DAI NIPP0NJIN body slams with a stinging dry wit that ri(ochets to ever-

higher levels of audatity. Director and star Hitoshi Matsumoto - one of Japan's

biggest comedians, on the same level as Takeshi l(itano - pulls off a whacked-out

and imaginative filmmaking debut, yet still hits upon social issues like the lossof

the'Japanese spiriti'the country's diplomatic relations, thefamily unit anda rapidly

aqinq population. DAI NIPPoNJIN is an outrageous portrait of a pathetk, but truly

unique hero. ((olin Geddes,Toronto lnternational Film Festival)

DAI NIPP0NJIN had its U.5. premiele atthe 2007 Fantastit Fest, and weareveryproud

to beunleashingthisuniquewonderin itbU.5.theatri(al premiele 0nApril 25atthe

Ritz. (heck the website fot dips and trailers of DAI NIPP0NJI N and other past Hitoshi

Matsumoto clasic performances.

APPLESEED: EX MACHINA - ADVAN(ETHEATRI(AL S(RTENING

RITZ , lrl,fED ll1AR(Fl 5, 9:45 P$4,

The APPLESEED saga has qukkly (and rightfully) become am0ng the most popular in

anime history. This latest installment is itself a huge leap fotward in every resped,

and set t0 take the medium to an even higher level, The story con(erns a utopian

future dty called 0lympus, in which humans peacefully co-exist with cyborgs.and

bio+oids until a selies 0f events threaten t0 tear apart a suddenly fiagile society.

APPLISIED: iX MA(HINA is a complex and very human story 0f robotic war and

anguish. Produced by the great John W00, this is truly a s(i-fi epk of the most

inoedible magnitude.

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KING K01'lGRITZ, APRIL 5.6, WITH A KIN6 KON6 TTAST ON APRIT 7IDIR, MERIAN COOPER, 1933,100 MIN,35MM,NR[veryone knows that the original l(ING K0NG is a histork film, a milestone in movieart, a blockbuster of giant pr0p0rtions; but what many may not realize is how muchfun it is. This is one of the great cinematk thrill-rides and it holds up beautifullytoday. Willis 0'BrienS spedal effe(s make todayl billion dollar spectades look likea big pile of poo, and tay Wray's willowy beauty will give the genr in the audienceheart palpitations. We'll go ahead and say it; this restored print 0n the huge Ritzscreen is one of the true wonders of the world. lf you've somehow never seen thistimeless classic, or only seen it 0n TV, get ready to pull back the veil and see it as itwas meant to be seen.

RITZ, APRIL 12-14DIR. STANTEY I(UBRICK, 1968,141 MIN,35MM,G

"No othervenue in Austin can do justke to 2001's visual majesty in all its widescreen

glory. Before (GI was even a twinkle in Satan! eye, Stanley Xubrkk gathered an

aircraft hangarfull ofartists and tednkians to tranilat€ hh vision to the screen. Iheresulting film is a chronide ofno less than man's emergence on earth and his futuregertati0n intoa purelycosmk being,with magnificentvistas ofouterspaceand even

spiritual transformation, whkh is apparentlyvery rolorful. Needlest0 say, this does

not trandate well t0 youl video iPodl Fonunately, we have a ginormous screen anda booming sound system to make you feel like you've escaped fanh's gravitational

field. Are you ready, Starchildi

JOHN (ARPTiITTR'S THE THINGRtTZ, APRtrlg-22DIR. JOHN CARPTNTTR, 1982,109 MIN,35MM,RThis is almost too good to be true, John (arpentert brain-blasting masterpiece ofshape*hifting honor on the big xreen! Though technically a remake ofihe,s0sdassk THE THING FR0M AN0THER WORLD, it's an enrirely differenr kind of film. Ihest0ryline is ab0ut a group of researchers at an Antarctic base who acridentally unleasha frozen alien force that can orupy the bodies of living oeatures. Ihe constantlymetamorphosising creature is shown graphkally (very graphkally), thanks to thiwork of efferts genius Rob Bottin. lt's a vis(eral honor movie that punches you inthe face with gros-out gore effects and then knees you in the groin with pi;pointsuspense timing. Kurt Russell is at his badass best as Mac McReady, a Vietnam vetwith a shady pa$who is mankindS last best hope againstthe invader.

BIADE RUllNtR: THt FINAL CUTRITZ, APR[ 26-28Dl R. RIDtEY 5C0TT,'1982,1'17 Mll'l,35MM,Rlfyou wantto seethisclassi(inall itwidesfieen glory, you'vegotto see itatthe Ritz,home ofthe biggest (inemas(ope s(reen in downtown Austin.

Finally, one of the great triumphs of xi-fi imagination comes to the Alamo. We,vefielded requests for this title for years, and now it! here, in a freshy strud restoredprint. The beautifully decaying future los Angelesjust can't be appreciated withoutthe benefit oftheatri(al presentation. When Hanison Ford glides through the neondystopia hunting renegade replkants you'll swear you feel the raindropi landinq allaround you,thanksto thefull sunound sound atmosphere.you'll aho beable to fullyappreciatethe intrkateproduction and chara(erdesign. But most ofall, you can geilost in the movie, one 0flife's greatest pleasures.

2001r A SPACI 0OYSSEY

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THE HARRY RANSOM (ENTER PRESENTS BEAI FILM:n irntEs cr FEATUnE5, sn0RTs ANE DoeUMFNTARtES THAT 5Hott'teA5E Tlll (INEMATI{ cRtATll,tlTY 0F TllE BEAT €rNERATl0N"

Burroughs and their friends acros America and the globe

between the late 1 940s and midl960s.

SUNFLOWER SUTRAWIShIESDAY, APRII. 2, 7 PMFrank Paine's l\40Il0N Pl(TURt (1956), Ed Bland's (RY 0F JAZZ (1958), Shirley

(larke's BRIDGEIG0-ROUND {1958), Stan Brakhage's ANII(lPAT|0N 0t IHE NIGHI

(1958), and Robert Frank and Alfred tedie's PULL MY DAI5Y (1959), staning Allen

Ginsberg and Gregory (0rs0, with unforgettable nanation by Jack l(erouat.

(ITY LIGHTSWESNESNAY, APRIT 9,7 PMStan Brakhage's rarely screened DES|5TFll-M (1954),5hirley (larke's SKYS(RAPtR

{1959), and John (assavetei epochal feature film 5HAD0WS (1959), often (redited

with kkking offthe independent frlm boom.

THE DI{ARMA BUMSW[DNIsDAY, APNIL 16,7 PMAlfred Leslie's IHt I-ASI (L[AN SHlRl (1964), Peter Whitehead's documentary

WH0ttY (0MMUNl0N (1965), Anthony Bakh and William 5. Bunoughi xi-fi cut-

up fllm TOWtR5 0PEN tlRE (1 962), and (hrhtopher Madaine's THE END (1 953) and

BEAT {1958)

DESOTAIION ANGETS\&TDlTSDAY, APtrIIL 23,7 PMl(enneth Anger's 5(0RPl0 Rl5lNG (1964) and KUST0M KAR K0i\4i\4AND05 (196t,

and Roger (orman's A BU(KET 0F Bt00D {1959), which makes fun with the publk's

perception of the Beat s(ene with some 0f the wildest stereotyped "beatniki'you'll

ever see,

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3/3: GlRt5 R0CK!s!lE.ARl{l J0HN50lJ, SHAi{l KtN6.i0CI7The Rork'n'Roll (amp for 6irls is a place where 8-18 year olds rome from all over

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of GlRl-5 R0(l(! are taura, an arti(ulate adopted Korean obsessed with death metal;

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3/24 AND 3/31: SPACE 15 IHE PtACtDlR.l*Hr\ieSN[1'1r74As uncategorizable as it is inexpli(able, this (uriosity might best be described as a

conreptual biography, the"life story" ofthe Saturnian free-jazz pioneer 5un Ra. Not

(ontent t0 be merely from Saturn, Ra here is a kind of intergalactk space god who

frghts the devil for the soul of Earth - at least, I think he is. (oaxing a semblance

of plot out of SPA([ 15 IHE PLA(E is about as fruitful a pursuit as waiting for the

Arkestra to lapse into four-four time, but the movie's fertile brew of blaxploitation,

THE SEVENIH StAl- and ultra-low-budget sd-fi - not t0 mention snat(hes ofvintage

Arkestra performan(es - make for a movie unlike anything you've ever seen, or

could posibly duplkate. lt's enough to make you believe, as billed here, that Ra is

indeed the most influential musician ofthis and 30 million galaxies. (5am Adams,

Philadelphia (ity Paper)

4/7: RESPECT Y0URSELF: IHE STAX 5T0RYDIg"ROB[gT GORDON & MARTIN iliiVII-LT,ZOO7Ihe $ory ofStax Records in l\4emphis, whkh becamethe pre-eminent Soul musk label

in the United States during the (ivil Rights era. The label released a massive catalog

ofrhart+opping singles between 1959and 1975, induding"Respe(tYoutself,'"Green

0nion("'Midnight llour/"'(Sittin'0n) The Dock ofthe Bayi"'Soul Mani'among many

others. Ihe documentary, beautifully nanated by Samuel [. Jackson, presents the

first comprehensive look at Stax, chronkling the story through first-hand accounts

ofcelebrated musiciansand label artists like lsaat Hayes,0tis Redding,5am & Dave,

BookerT. & the MG's, Rufus and (arla Thomas, and the Staple Singers, as well as The

Reverend Jesse Jackson and Rithard Pryor. (blackgrooves.org)

www.girlsrodrampaustin.tom,

3/17: THE PIED PIPER 0F

HUTZOVINADt g.PAltLA FLri5il ER,l006ln the summer of 2004, on a car journey

in Eastern [urope, Pavla Fleivher met and

fell in love with Eugene Hutz, lead singer of

New York's Gypsy Punk band Gogol Bordello,

Gptivated byhisenergyand his musical verve,

and desperate t0 get t0 know him better, she

decided to make a frlm about him. THE PIED

PIPIR 0F HUTZ0VINA follows Eugene and

Pavla on their subsequent road ilip thr0ugh

Eugene's home country, Ukraine. lt isthe story

0f two people traveling together on two very

different courses. Her aim is to rediscover a forgotten roman(e; his is to rediscover

his roots. she hopes to find love on the road; he hopes to find musical inspiration

from the gypsy culture he is determined to preserve. This is an intimate portnit 0f

a filmmaker with a pasion for her subject, and a punk musician with a longing to

revisit his past.Theirs isajourneywhi(h teststheir relationship and challengestheir

per(eptions ofthe musk they both love.

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4/14: SOUND UNBOUND 3 - BEAT P0ETRYAND JAZZOIR.ANNI HTLLER,2OOsNew doc casually examines the Ielationships between the Eeats and the jazz music that served as their inspiration. teaturing dips ofJark Kerouac andSteve Allen, Allen Ginsberg, William Bunoughs, Herbert Huncke, saxophonist (oleman Hawkins, saxophonist S0nny Rollins, organist Jimmy Smith,rare footage of ftarlie Parker and Dizzy 6illespie, Jimmy Giuffre, Miles Davis, Art Farmer - Jim Hall Quartet and aspiring Beat Dennis Hopper. Alsofeaturing actor Gary Kent reminiscing on the L.A. beatnik s(ene 0fthe late l 950's - early 1 960's and Ginsberg's diffcultie; with the Hel13 Angels.

4i21: SIGUR ROS - HIIMADIR.DEAN DEBIOI5,2OO7A breathtaking doomentary/concertfilm aboutone ofkeland's biggest muskal exports Sigur Ros. lt chronides theirtouraround theirhome (ountryin 2006wheretheypreformed a seiles offree, unannounced concerts in ruraiareas.Thefrlm is made un otu,t,,rl,on*nfootage, rnusk numben done onlyfor the camera and interviews with the members ofthe band and their co-performers Amina. Thewholething is then wrapped up in beautiful nature photographythatamplifies the muskal numbenand showi th. audi.nce are* ofkeland they don't normally get tosee. Thete is no actual nanative or plotin the frlm, in fact it's like going to a Sigur Roi ion,,it. ttt unexperience, a beautiful, poeticand intense experien(e that (aptures the audience and keepsthem focused on the subject. (Twitch)

4/28: FEMI KUTI - SUFFERING AND SMil.tNGDIR.DAN OLTMAN,2006Stunning documentaryab0ut Femi l(uti, theson oflegendarylela Anikulapo Kuti, Nigerian bandleaderand p0litkal sp0kesman.Since Fela's death in 1997, Femi has (arried.the banner of Nigerian independence from the chokehold oiwestern{upportedmilitaryrule.And he has(0ntinuedt0 makethe kind ofsearing muskthatactsasa kind 0f(NNforthe impoverished masses.Andofcourse, he continuesto drawfire, sometimes literally, from the powersthat be. Thisfilm do(umentsthe $ruggles0fFemi andhis familyagainst a backdrop ofamazing performancefootage and equally impresive film ofNigeria, then ani-now.

PIUS: lT'5 NOT A MUSI{ M0NDAY BUT WE KN0W YOU'tt_

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WILD STYIE - NEW 35MM PRINTWITH LIVE BREAKDANCINGqtR. cltARitE AHEARN,1983,35MM,82 MtN, R

THU 3/20,lOPM TAMAR ALSO PLAYS MIDN16HTs (TILM ONLY} V/21&3122loin us for a spetial live breakdancing performance by B-Boy/B-Girl (ity stars Romeo Navano, Dee Nice, and Jese aka Reron beforeThursday night's show. To say WlLD 5IYLt is an important frlm is a huge understatement. Before this film was released, most Newhrkers hadn'telenieard ofhip hop music. Now it's the most popularand important musical form intheworld.This movie stars graffti

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fteerleaders Gone Bad to Blaxploitation t0'70s Adion (heese and even to Women ln Ptison, it's all thete. scratches, solices and all. Many of these films are so obscure that little is known ot has been wiltten about

them. Somb rif them are bad, m6st of them are enjoyable, and a rare few are mind-blowingly amazing. Weird

Wednesdays is the vanquard of cinema exploratidn in Austin. Escape the ctushing lameness ofthe real world

with us evety week. Foi fiee! ' [ats Nilsen, Weitd Wednesday Host

KItL AND KItt AGAINr{l A fi t r-l 5, M I n i\! I 6 r.l I F R E [, D i R. I VA N ]l A L L, 1 98 1,3 5 M M,'l 0$M i i{, p fil\4onumental follow-up to the brain-leeching martial-arts n0n-(lassi( KltL 0R BE KlLLED. This time elfin as-kicker James

Ryan plays a roving international problem solver with superpowers and an endless supply of dever one-liners. Therel

onofhirliarate-obsissed supervillain who's organizing cnofhertournament ofdeath. And on(e again Ryan must aslemble

a team of colorful rhara(ters t0 defeat the madman the only way he understands, using the same kind of slow, dumsy,

ex(epti0nally ungra(eful karate that made the first frlm's action sequences so edge-of-yourseat unexdting. tortunately,

what KlLL AND l{lLt AGAIN larks in genuine excitement it makes up f0r in laughter. [ike when the statuesque blonde"martial

artist"Kandy l(ane explainsthat herfatherwas kidnapped because he had developed a potato-basedfuel so powerfulthat

'bneyear'scropcould provideenough gasolinetodrive everycarintheworld t0the moonl'Averyspecial experiente. Don't

mis unless you're in the habit of mising unmisable stuff. (Lars)

PARANOIAMAn{i{ 1 I,MIt}td!6HT,FRIE,1}In.UMSgftT0 LFlt;l,1969,35MM,$1 l\{ti{,RBeautiful American star(anoll (BABY D0LL) Bakerstan in an unbelievably meanrpirited and elegant psythosexual thrillerfrom

lJmberto Lenzi. This film is Eur0-ambient t0 the extreme, with charmingly off-kilter framing, matter-of-fact kinkiness and one of

masterPiero Umiliani's bestsrores. Bakerplaysawealthyyoungwidowwho retiresto herlate husband'sltalianvillafora relaxing

holiday of whiskey and self-loathing. When she invites in a magnetic young drifter he involves her in a cat-and-mouse game of

sadomasorhistic psychologkal manipulation that sends her spiraling into delirium. When the driftet's sister shows up things get

even mgre (0mpli(ated and, uh, erotir. (anoll Baker gives an amazing performan(e, at 0ne point she delivets an unforgettable

monologue that begins,"When I think ofmyself I want t0 V0i\4lT!"one ofthe dasi< [uropean thrillers. Don't miss it on our big

wide (inemascope screen 0r you'll regret itforever. ([ars)

THt LOST EMPIRE WITH DIRECTOR JIM WYNORSKI LIVE

&qAQCi.t2S,MlDi'll&l-lT,FRrF,*lR..ilM l,ryYN0t{5K1,1?85,35$4M,S3&/ill{,4

Ridiculous fun about a trio of huge-breasted tough chicks who team up to take down an evil shape shifting death vampire who runs a ladietonly martial arts t0urnament on

Wynorski will be in the house to tell you all ab0ut it. (Lars)

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SKATETOWN USAAPRIL 9,MIDNIGHT,FRET,DIR.WILLIAM LrVrY,l 979,35MM,98MIN,PG"The Rock and Roller Disco Movie oftheYear!"Roller disco epk staning scott Baiq Maureen "Marcia Brady"Mc(ormkk,FlipWikon and Patrkk Swayze, in hisfrstfilm, as tough-guy skate gangsterAceJohnson.To impress the ladies, teen GregBradford takes on Swayze in a roller rinkturfwar. Theirskate-offhasto beseen to be believed, ind itesralatesirom thereinto a full scale disro war on wheels. And ifyou?e expecting disco mercy, you don't know Swayze. with a supporting (astthatindudes Ruth Buzzi, midget BillyBarty, Ron"Horshak"Palillo,and DorothyStratten.you irobablywaniiogettothellqa,tg g9]llfor t!! on€, because unless there! a nuclear war or something, itt going to frll up fast, From the djrector ofBLA(KtNSTEIN and WHAM BAM THANl{ YOU SPA(EMAN. (Lars)

SHANTY TRAMPAPRIL 2,MIDN16HT,TREE,DIR.JOSEPH PRIETO,1967,35MM,72MIN,RA rural southern gothic that really ki*s y0u in the teeth. As ifwilliam Faulkner, Flannery 0'(onnor, Eudora welryTennessee williams ani Hany (rews went on a sloppy, bitter three-day drinking jag a;d this wai found next iothe typewriter by the (reole maid who came in to dean up all the v0mii and spillel bourbon. youd better believethere's enough in(est, religious mania, dark se(rets and protestant guilt here for a hundred regular movies. Butthis is-no regular movie. Ihe story of a srheming no-good ho who brings nothing but trouble everywhere ihegoes. she (auses the downfall of a crooked revival preacher, fakely aauses an honest black man of rape, andgenerally destroys the moral frber {howeverloosely woven) ofa smali southern town. A kind of rino,nrusierpi.,.with exceptional performanres, direction, photography, and sdpt. Froh the diredor of0tGA,s H0tJst 0F SHAME.(tars)

TINTORERAAFntL l6,MtDNt6HltRtE,DtR.RiNt CARD0NA jR.,1977,35MM,85M1N,R

while.this was s0ld as a JAWS ripoff, the killershark component is next to non-exisient. lnsteid, it's mosily afilm aboutseventies swingers on a yarht with a shark ortwo thrown in between orgies. lt's also a lot offun,as speedo-wearing pansexuah desperately rush to mate before the sexual revolution ends. somehow theexcellent xtress 5usan George ends up underneath all the naked bodies. she (hara(eristkally gives it herbest sh0t, even though the movie is only slightly les disreputable than (0N Ftssl0N5 0F A TEtN'AGE PEAN lJT

SuTTtR FREAl{.Thismovieiss0 sleazythatwhen weopenedthefilm can t0 inspedit,the smell ofbabyoilfilled the projection booth, Be advised. (Lars)

THE GUY FROM HARTEMAPNIT 23,MIDNIGHT,FRET,DIR.RENE MARTINEZ JR.,1977,35IdM,86MIN,RFrom the director ofIHE SlxIH0tJsAND D0l"LAR NIGGER comes a new kind ofhero, and a new kind ofcontinuity.Tryingtofollowtheplotofthismovie is liketrying to ridea drunken llama to (uba.Oneminute,theJohn shafi-inspired hero isguardingan African princesagainstassasins, the next minuteshe disappearscompletelyfromthe plotand a whole other plotline emerges abouta kidnapped girl,what happenstotiri princessiwhoireallthese.rharacters who just show up without explanation? Why ask me? The important thing is, it,s rheap andbrutally incompetent, and that's good news for people who occasionally like to laugh at giani projected imagaon a screen. with wild Man Steve in a supporting role, and a bunch ofreally hateful white f0lks wearing toupiesthat look like they were purchased at [verything's A Dollar. (Lars)

THE MOTESTERSAPRI L 3O,Ii4IDNIGH'FRTE,DI R.FRANZ SCHNYDTR1963,35MM,g4MlN,NRBig thanks to the !uropeans for all they've done to further undentanding (0r at least (onfusi0n) ab0utsex. This.(ontinental head-scratther explains all about sexual pervenion in a series of progresivelymore offensive vignettes. All the unsavory sex pra(ti(es that polite people don't taik ubout aredragged 0ut and put on display for the edifrcati0n 0f the community. lis usual, the bizane dubbingaddsa whole new dimension ofstrangeness toa movie already brimming overwith it. Although notihardcore-porn flm by any means, the situati0ns represented here may b;too intense for most-normal

ngglgrlgl._tlI:[9w-only, normat peopte wiil not be admitted into the theater. 0riginat tirte:yTTLl(HKEITSVIRBRE(HER, whkh means "Sexual Deviatel'Handy Iittle word, (Lars)

WEIRD WEDNESDAY AND TERROR THURSDAY PREsENT

THE AUSTIN M0VIE TRIVIA GAME 5H0W: R0UND 0NESUNOAY MARIH 23,lOPM,TRET,THg RITZ0nre in a while we stop and think how fortunate we are t0 have both I luv Video and VukanVideo in the same city. Most pla(es don'teven have one decentvideo store.We have two chains

ofamazing video stores. And we knowfrom frequenting all the lo(ati0ns that they know theirmovie trivia. 50, ju$ for kkks, we're going to put them t0 the test and find out whkh of themighty empires can reign as trivia (hampsfor2008. Weird Wednesday programmer lars Nilsen

and lenor Thursday programmer Zack (arlson will compile the hardest que$ions they can

come up with and at the end ofthe night only one video retailer ran emerge vidorious. And

believe us: no matter how rool and nonrhalant they may try t0 a(t: both sides want this onereal bad!

15Mar-April 2008 Schedule of Events - for complete calendar and tickets visit wwworiginalalamo.com

I don,t like honor movies,..l love love t0Vttml! And so do you, so hunker down to the Alamo Drafthouse downtown every Thursday at midnight for some g00d

old-fashioned slash, smash,trash andthrash (allforzero casir thanksto oursponsorsVulcanVideo)llWe'ves<avengedthe boweh oftheearthforthe mostsh0ding

and seldom seen 35mm visceral treasures, guaranteed to leave you gasping folair, thirsting for blood or, atthe very least, (rat(hing your head. No foolinljunior!

The Ritz is the new ground zero for derapitition, evisreration, degradation and mutilation!l! Eeaaagghhhh!!!!'Zatk (arlson, TerorThursday host

GOKE. BODYSNAICHER FROM HEttlr,tnniu e Ml0Nl6i'll rREE, 0ll{, }lAitMr 54T0, 19s8,35MM,84 MIH' 16

Asiar as l'm concerned, ifJapan nevei made another movie before or after this sensesmelting Technkolot annihilator,

tt'eya itill l.tt', most enteriaining nation in the third dimension. tvery sound, hue, spetial effect and performance here

is lile nothing ever seen on frlm. 5urvivors of a mysterious plane crash ar€ stalked by mu(us-based interplanetary.silver

blobs b.nt o'i d.rtrying mankind by reanimating human corpses. Mix in mastara-smeared male tenorists, genitalia-

esque forehead growttrs, bubbte*haied sauters,hasive psychotklrenzies and epilepsy-stlobe anti'war ptopagnda

anil you've just siratrhed the surface ofwhat this 84 minute hatefu(hpsychedelia zombieialien invasion skull-shredder

hasrboffei0bxenely underrated (reat0r-dire(tor5at0 had previouslysharpened histeethonuonzo somychi!a ry1{11epks likeTHE G0LDEN BAT and TERR0R BENEATH THE 5EA - as well as a live a(tion childrenllV series called LITTLE SAIAN

{ll) - but G0|(E is far and away the pinnacle of his psychotkally deranged genius. This is the best thing t0 ever hit the Terror

Thursday screen. Do! Not! Miss! (Zack)

NIGHT OF THE TEPUS A.K.A. RABBITSMAR{I1 ;01'4!Dt'l16HT, FRf [, SlR. Wll"LlAtul F. e LAXTCII{,'197:" SSJi4if"l'fG

citiennrt EASTER SUNDAV 0N THURSDAY WITH CANDY AND VIoLENCE FoR EvERYoNE !!

Since the dawn of horror rinema, the human race has been menated and ingested by every imaqinable abenation of the animal

kingdom. Movies like GRIZZLY, ALtlGAT0R,5LU65, RATS, tR0G5, Tt|t BIRDS and THE BEES have g0net0 great lengths to plateMother

Natureon man'spermanent shitlist. But nofeatureattemptedto makethe rage ofthelowerspeciesas downrighttuddlyas NIGHT0F

THE LtpUS. Based on the novel"TheYearofthe AngryRabbit/'thisadorablewiddle pink-nosed howwowfiwmfeaturesa bloodthirsty

bittalion ofgigantir rabbits spawned by...drumroll...yep, sdence gone awry. Will.rural Arizona farmers have the intelligence to end

this mortifying assault on all we hold dear? No. Butthiy;ll sure geteaten alivetrying! Stalring the great Rory(alh0un (M0TEI" HELL),

ISVG0i tinei Leigh, DeForest"Bone{'Kelley and Stuart Whitman, who evidently paid his cheap flophouse rent by ading in every

'70s gutterbomb he rould find. (Zatk)

CHOPPING MAtt A.K.A. KILLBOIS WIIH DIRE(TOR JIM WYNORSKI IIVE!!nagne u l: Ml0l'llGl'lT, rRrr, Dlfi, Jird wYh,i*R5i{1,'1986, l5MM,77 Ml}{' flWvnorski followed up his blazinq directorial debut {see IHE L05T EMPIRI at Weird Wednesday, pg. 14) with this lean,

riin una foorz, chopping{ree robotic assault 0n teenage lust! A shopping mall becomes both a breeding ground and

i ilaughterhouse whin a gaggle of hornbag high*choolers do some after-hours mattress sh0p spelunking and become

taroetiofa hiqhlv advunc.d (und sliqhty rait'unitioning) squadron ofanti-burglary battledroids.The body count estalates

ii iloit'inq ir ihea rA human headi explode under mijor lazerfrre! Watch for TERR0RV|Sl0N's Mary W0ronov and Geffit

Graham ai well as a <ameo from DEAIH RA(E 2000 dire(or Paul Bartel. Featuring only the frnest neon deazery and a

stro*in9 lisregarA torthe safety ofits protagonists, (HoPPING MALI is an iron-frsted lesson in'80sfashion, tethnology and

bare-knudle youthkide. (Zack)

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4i:

FORBIDDTN WORI,D A.K.A. MUTAiITAPRII3.MIDN16HT, Ffi[[, DIR, ATTAN}IOLZMAN, 1982,35MM,77 MIN, R

l1lf}1fl_rf::i::l::|.1'.Jf,,:tljl't6.Al0il0FTERR0R,theinessentiai,,space rape,subeenreiiiurtherexpandeddespiteanabsolutelackof publicdemand.Aswithotherquestionabrr-cariil;;;t t#;,tiiiriiliii.iliiiiiriSrriliiXTRQwearesubmittingproofthattheoutercornersoftheuniverseholdnoocnttpmpn Thofirm,<nr^.r,,."*,,^^^*^,^Ill9:Lli'-r.llb,ltliryproofthanhe0utercornersortileuniverserrrti;;s;;J;il;h;;tftililil.alffiil:gallantthan their interstellarabominationt asthis A[ltN-aping disast,,fi

"i iiui" ur"essary lazer-powered showers(enes, transgaladi( tarning beds and the most clothing-unfriendly ail{emale lenetic res*nli u,* in tf,,

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spa(eexpl.rarion.lnadditi.nrofuturisricnudity,pu,lleiperiencegraphicf;;_,i;;i;;,il;ilr'fi;J;;rffi:ilia tedn0logicallyadvanced yoyo. Ako, as with rhe inaedibie posteri,t'to, cninxi or rfnhon, CI. ir,q', i;'ih, i;li

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nothing t0 do with rhis goddamn movie. {Zack)

tt-t .Fg!qsl w!J! STAR qlR_y [!ryT 4ND DtRECToR DoN JoNEs LtvE!!APRIt 10 MtDNtgHl rRre, DtR, DoN loNes, igsj,ist\,iM;-8i Mil,t,ii'-Longtime friends Gary Kent and Don Jones'combined exploitation cinema poteniy could power the entire (0ntinent forthree detades. Iheir contribution to drive-in.era (ulrure i5 immeaswalte, lna initu*s girrir,,rr*i,l rir,, iriiiucrItLANsM.AN, THE t0vt BUTGIR, SATAN5 sADtsTS and THE H0usE 0t stvEN (oRpsEs. Her;, t,y ir*i;iri ,i i, ,,rJ, ,boldandbizaneentryintheburgeoningearry's0srurarsrashercanon.sur,,rinyoitr'.ririr;;ilffi;;;;iil;;;;;;

young nubih campers, mysterious predator, eerie (asio atmosphere, et(. But'l dare you to name another ramDaoin'Da(KW000s (anntoat m0vie where the protagonists receive supernatural guidanre from pre_pubescent ohosts! Gaiv ieniwlll snafter your entertainment b0nes with his incredibly unhinged (and unaedited) pirfoimance as John, and b'othofthese genre giantswill be here LlVt lN ptRS0N to furtherscrambl6your brainsl (Zack)

THT CAR

ln 1983, Stephen l(ing and John (arpenter released a wildly sunesful movie abouia villainoui automobile. whh all due respe( to these two timeless honor icons, (HRl5IlNE

white-knuckled, brimstone-burnini damnation{ueled, 666-mile-per-hour Hellpower, motherfuckerl!l (Zack)

ONE DARK NIGHTAPRtt 24MtDIlt{Hr, rRrr, DtR. ToM Mft0UGHltfl,1983,35MM,94 MtN, p(You want jt'.lrlle.got it. Drippy levitating corpses..Air.hockey. Dottie from pEtl4tiET BIG ADViNTSRt. un;pilqetically severe.80saestherics. l(oo-koo spazzoid Adam we$. tighrning.bohs;hooring out from eyebiils. srtirilk;lhigh il;iir,]'iirior.'nra,ttansdimensionally insanified mausoleum.controllei by a reanimated telekineiiimystic with a vende'ttu arinri ,inffi.'r *.replaced all the 5AW and 5(REAM films with honor movies tikethis, th. *ortl*ouiani m naril,"trir,ili-i, t'Jry. gi;ij"'"

AP8IL.l7 MION16HT, FRTE, DIR. ELIOT SITVERSTEIN, 1977,35MM, 96 MIN, P6

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KpAUIII!-q_0ql{!,P_RrsENTg A sT[Vr 6[RBrR MIM0RtAr l4rtTH THE iltM (rASstcHOWARD THT DUCK

-0.f.{q|4 HowARD CTGAR FoR FTRST 50 ATTENDEESSUNDAY MAR(H 2, RITZ, DIfi. WITIARD HUY(K;1iiA;35MM, 110 MIN, PG"Trapped in a world he never madel" Howard the Du* burst into existen(e in 1973 and became an unlikelv star ofthe Marv.el(omis universe,.gaining such a mightyfollowing thatth,to*r-routr,,ulnil*iil;;;ffiffi; iil;!n, I.u';l'r.

r916 presidentiar ampaign. gut despite his popularity, Howard was the perennial outsider. 5o was hisfiealor)teve berbel, a t00-smart-lorhis-own-good comkswriterthatbreathed newlifeinto non-adolesrentfour-colorfunniesand wasoftenmalignedforhis individualityand integfity. Gerberpassed awaythis tebrrly,una*rirr,.rri.rion paying ttibute to his relentless otiginality with this extremeiy rare 35mm screening. Admitteaix cerreirriiea t-rriiGeorge lutas-produced, big budget, effects hden barnstormer..iut hey, so did the iritial We lon,i car.l lfo*iidi tf,ebestdamntalkingdu(kinhhtoryandwe'reproudtosalutethemanwtiogvetrimlire.rua"ruffir,i;- -'"-"'

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WITH GREEN BETR AND A BOWL O'LUCXYIHANMii --

!:ll'.igillrl:tlll tlqna misanthropic supernaturat dwarl and we,ve (0me up with the pededwayt0(elebrate the 5t. Patri(k's holiday. Jennifer Aniston and her original nose co*rai in this no_holdrbaired

!-1lt]:^19,1,-TtJ!tu-es of Gaelic mythotogy! When an evjt wee sorcerer (Wil.t0W,s Warwkk Davis) ii

rereased fiom basement imprisonment, he unleashes a maelstrom ofgreen-tinted blarkarts that run ihe

TTlltrjlll:jll l:usnes to muttiph,murden. Hitadous, viotent a'na not attitrai tenitying ilt.r, i;;qurver ar rhe egnt 0r squat guys in buckled shoet [tpRt(HAUN spawned fve (!) sequeis ind remiins

l_{r.1-qgMqlns pinna(re of the'90s pop curture wasterand. wheeer! Arso features francis fromPtEWtts 8lG ADVENTURI as a retarded houiepainterl

3/17: MILLER'S (R0SSING 5T. PATRICK'S FEAST:

IRISH VS. ITAI-IAN FOOD

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l.t .t. rlirftt ontv (St. patri*'s Dayl), pu'll be able to see the (oen. Brothets'

masteroiete about a turf war between the ltalian and lrish mobs on the blg s(reen

rf if, ,llittii*itttat (0mbines the best 0f the respedive (uisines Will they kable to coexist on your plate, or will there be frreworks; vi0len(e' reprlsals' unslea0y

i,riJ itr.;ilorlilrv i'evei know because chef Trish tichelberger! food will be so

liii.titrtriyt, -iti .at ir all before this magnifrcent social experimenl e19n has a

(han(e. lf N0 touNTRY t0R OLD l\4EN reminded you how go0d the coen Brotners are

when they?e really burning up, don't miss this!

3/23: IY50N C0tE lRON (HEF WATCHING PARTY

ALAfvl* 5" ,-41,,{4ft

nr ,rid,t,,l f1, ty monthly aedit (ard statement, Uchi is my absolute favorite

;i;"ttil Aittil it not tlie unitea States. lt's not just me eithel' owner/thef

iutm Cri,trtnit,a rneofthet0p 10(hefsin Amerita by Food andWineI\tlagzine

and was asked by the gurus at the food network to (ompete in lron (hef,AmerlG

if,ii irii*. w,th' fyt6n (ole represent Austin as he throws down against lron (hef

itjiiiirtrit rt l\lt-tiz3. (omplete details on the event are on the website (Tim)

4/7: KING KONG FEAST7rM &LA&lt] 1{l1I0i u" tunrft lAI'i {*ilP[e. n I3],1 S* MIhl,35tu1M,l.} n

0neoithectassicnmericanfilntsisnowaclaskAlamoteast (hefTrishtkhelberger

r,virii i t',iitrirtiv imagination go 0n a rampage from the tropical jungles of

iluffirfuna ro tf', ilyxripers of New York (ity as she devises an.elegant feast to

comolement the humonqous charm and appeal ofthis engaging tavoflle banana

loveis need not apply. ln case youie unfamiliar with the fllm, it s about a giant ape

,rii-fl.-t,ittiftitt,itan he falls in love with. lt s really good Don't monkey around

inA risi*t on tttit one, buyyour tickets in advan(efor this beast 0fa feast'

TEXAS HILL COUNTRY WINE AND TOOD FEST PRESENTS

4i10. THE CAINE MUTINY FEAST

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D I R. f SWA l? il & &riY T qY !{, i I 5 4,}7"4 tx4 I }j, 3 5 [4 M, l{'{l\,tacMunav Ranchs Kate lvla(Murray presents THE (AINE [4UT|NY teast' Guests

*lfi.nioui tine-oui,ed multi-courie meal while watching Fred [4a(l\4urray as [t

iorii,i iunU Humphrey Bogart as (aptain Queeg Bogart and i\rlacMurray.give

oerformances that are fresh and compelling. Guest chefs Aimee 0lson (Texas (ulinary

iiuA,tvi. Romtt Brady (Ventana) and liwrence Kocurek (Roys) join the Alamol

Irn iriif' fi,f',fbetq" ind John Bullington in preparing exquisite f00d t0 pair.with

Nilltunav Ranch wines. Austin wine expert and movie maven Wes l\4arshall will

introduce ii4s. Maclllunay and chair a Q & A after the m0vie'

4/23: LA D0LCE VIIA FEAST

?PM ALAM* 5, i"AL,1AR

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l,ifinii otq;out epit of decadence am0ng the beautiful people of Romt in,the

oostwar period. While we know that these beautiful, shallow people leading thelr

ftn,,iiii,i; ri morally bankrupt, it's imposible not to stare in wonder atlhem

as thev blaze aooss the s(reen like shooting stars After s0 many )ears 0t war'

strife ind deprivation, they hat,e thosen decadence as a lifestyle And whlle we

Uoni i,,ott,na decadenie and rampant indulgen(e as a great way t0 live your

life, it s a hell of a good way to spend a few hours And if you choose to spend a lew

t'ouii ritt ut, *, -*,itt

give you i pretty good idea 0f what it! like to b.e one -oi Jhe

il.rriiitit*if,,.rtirq ont11tlre lestf6oi and drinking only the best wine to frll the

;ili;;ti;i;ilpii*t ,1 the tore of vour being. (hef J'hn Bullinston is a master of

ali ltalian food styles from the rustic t0 the urbane and his menu traverses the b00t

i, liitq ;rt i;il rf t'is favorite delkacies. Ihis six tourse fea$ will leave you stuffed

but don'i forgetto leave room for a vety special desert'

3/27: lR0N CHEt AUSTIN

ROUND 4Tvbl p,Lh|'li* 5. IAMARfor vears, we have been produting food-and-

frlmlthemed events at the Alamo Drafthouse

(inema. Probably our favorite yet i5 the Alamo

lron (hef (ompetitions, in which we have

Ditted our (hefs aqainst ea(h other 0r against

i loral frne-dining estallishment, with the

ororeeds qoinq to the (apital Area tood Bank' Ihe stage is now serJor lR0N (HEt

ililiiii;pi;t w, in which the Alamo (hefs John Bullington' Trish Ekhelberget

and Eliiah tiorqan will team up against a common foe, lhe award wlnnlng Iltfien

.iiri r,u tutr',r Lrwrente kocurek. The proceedings will take place in luxurious

Alamo Kitthen Stadium (theater *3 Lamar) wherein Alam0 lounder I lm Leag.ue.wlll

be assuminq the red kimono of (hairman Kaga lt is similar t0 the popular l v snow

butthesecretinqredientinthisbattleisn0tgreenpeppers0rtoiegras'lIls(ellul0l0-

ia(h (onte$ant will deliver to eath of the 1 00 attendees a series 0f 5 dishes (that s I u

irui* irl ,iiirrttii it',rned to the frlm' 5 wine (ourses will also be provided .At

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SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON CTREAT PARTY!APRIL 12" NOOl\I, ftITZ, ATL-YOU-CAN-EAT SUGAR (EREA[!Remember Saturday morning. Ihe weekly apex of youth entertainment. your eveswould devour GH05TBUSTER5, JEM, S(008Y D00 and DUNGt()NS & DRAGoNs u;rit

comic book money. All the whileyou absorbed much more thanyour RDA of sugar, carbohydrates

and artifcial colors fiom huge

boxes of sugary delkious breaKast

ceteal. Then we all grew up and gotdrunk and started deeping through

Saturday momings until all we had

of those idyllk frosted saturdayA.M.s was the memories...UNTlL

N0W! Berause we're gonna bringyou a 2.5 hour Saturday Morning(artoon (ereal Party, and the only

AICN & TIJT AUSTIN CHRONICLE PRTSENTTREE SATURDAY MORNIN6 FItM CIUB

DARBY O'GI[I. & THE tITTIE PEOPLEpll: EgqrRI ITEVENSoN, tesg,35MM, 93 MtN, GMAR(H 29, SOUTH LAMAR. CHE(KWEB FOR SHOWTIMElfthere are two things we're sure ofat the Saturday Morning tilm 0ub, it,s that ittnever t00 late t0 (elebrate 5t. Patrick's Day, and there,s no such thing as

/,t00 many

hprechauns." Lutkily, a wacky old lrishman by the name of Darby 0,Gill agrees, andhc and his hundreds of tiny magkal pak will be joining us for i spelkaitini gold-rhasini wish-grantin'good time.5ee Darby enterthe l(ing ofthe Leprechaun,sriagkworld! Thrill t0 heart-pounding adventure in the m0untain ofhidden neasures! (hillto the blood<urdling approach ofthe ghostly banshee! (o*taning a young, unbald,crooning Sean (onnery and more mythkal wee fellers than THE WZARD 0F 0Z andIABYRINTH combined, DARBY0'Gtt Iisrhe ultimate post-St. paddyparty! And lil,oneswith the BEST LTPRE(HAUN (05IUMES win a PRtZtt!

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INFRA-MANDIR. SHAN HUA, 1975,35MM,90 MIN, PGAPRIL 26,sOUTH IAMAR - CHECK WEB FOR SHOWTIME0h rats!The 10,000,000-year-oldvillainous prinres Dragon Mom hasawokenand setforth to enslave the entire human race with her army ofday-glo dancing monsters!fortunately, moiern science hasjust completed construction ofthe ultimate cyborgdefender: INFRA-MAN! 5o lR0N MAN go home, because this right here is the'mosiwa(ked-0ut n0n-stop hyperspazzblastular live adion superhero movie the tarth hasever seenl See our favodte creature-crushing robostar use kung fu, lazerbeams andrandom inexplkable explosions t0 defeat the ultimate evil! KIDS! (0Ml DRESSED AsA BRAND NEW SUPIRHEROTHATYOU MADI UP!I

thing we?e leavr'ng out is the (rappy (anoons (y0U choose the good ,tufffrom ourTV menul) Just bring yourselves, and if you have a special spoon or stuffed animalyou.can bringlhat too. Pajamas are optional. tet me rephrase that: please wearclothes, even if you choose not t0 wear pajamas. Regardles, both the cirtoons andthe endless supply ofcereal will take you back to a younger, more inno(ent and - yes-$upidertime.

GIR[S ROCK!DIR. ARNE JOHNSON & SHANE KING,2OO8,90 MIN. PGPTAYS MUSI( MON MAR 3, THEN OPENS MNN ZI, iIrZAn.inaedible and sinrerely inspiring doormentaryabout a group ofg t0 lg_year0ldgirls from all walk oflife who combineforces in the name ofDli ro* music Desnitetheir differences and individual hardships, the result is way beyond iust musirallvimpresive. Features interviews with (grown-up) female roci luminaries fromSleater-Kinney, 5onic Youth and more. "lntense...l don,t know if I have ever seen agreater collection of girls in one sitting."- Monika Baftyzel, 1nenotital

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BACK TO THE FUTUREIdAft '1, 7,8 & I5 isee websire for showtimeslMaster Pancake conti n ues to play ho$ to the reunion oftwo original cast membersfrom the Sinus Show: John Erler (the tall bald one) and Owen Egerton (the compa(tginger nut), who, along with palJoe Parsons, lampo0n Ba(kt0 the Future (l9gS),a film so konic that for a brief period in the mid-80,s it convinced people thatDeloreans, Burger King, and Huey Lewis and the News were hip. Michael J. Fox(FAMlLYTltS,TttN W0LF) plays, well, Mkhael J. tox - or Marty MiHyas het calledhere - who travels back in time in ordertosave his profesorial pal,,Doc,i played by(hristopher Lloyd ((LUt, 5TAR TREK lll). Along the way, Mc Fox ends up inventingRock'n'Roll, changing the future, and almost dating his own mom. 0edipallycomplex, this movie features a brilliant performance from indie-icon (rispin Gioveras Marty's exquisitely milquetoa( dad, wh0 eventually learns h0wto sock itto Biff.Time Mr Flys when you're having fun, and you,ll be having l.2l jigowatts of it thisMar(h, with film-embellishers John, Owen and Joe, weeiends aithe Alamo Ritz.

E.T.: THE EXTRATERRESTRIATMAft ]'t,22,28,29 & AF* 4, s, 1i, .t2

Just in time for the [aster Season, Master pancake Theater takes on one of themost redundantly-titled ("[xtratenestrial: the Extraterrestrial,,) magkal_figure_coming-down-from-heaven-and-healing-with.his-t0u(h-then-dying_and_comingba* to_life-and-returning-to-heaven movies ever made. With-HenryThomas (THE STEtLtR AND THE PITTSBURGH KtD, pSy(H0 tV: THI BEGtNNtN6jas Elliot, the boy who befriends E.T. and then narcissisti(ally names the (reature

after the first and last letters of his own name. Also staning a 7 year-old DrewBanymore (FIRE5TARTtR, P0l50N lVy) as Elliot,s bratty little sister, and featuringYoda (EMPlRl JEDI) as a aoaking bag ofwrinkled skin who can,t stop eatingSkittles, drinking beer and shouting "Phone Home I will!,, (ome on out and seethe moviethat made MA( AND ME posible. We guarantee that by the end, youtoo will believe a xrotum can fly. (John Irler)

PTANET OF THE APESAPR i8,19,25,26This April, Master Pancake reaches back to the 1960,s to m0(k the (harlton Hestondassic P[ANtT 0t IHt APE5 {1968), Gue$ (0median 0wen [gerton rejoins the castto help mock the movie in which (harlton Heston plays against typei as a marho,chiseled-face everyman angrily fighting for survival in a world gone mad. Heston(0MtGA MAN, 5OYl-ENT GRETN) plays wayward astronaut Georgi Taylor, who landsonamy$eryplanet{!?)whereapesareinrhargeandhumansaretheirslaves. Roddy

McDowail and l(rm Hunter are superb as the jimian s(ientists who help out ourhero. Jeny Goldsmithl ram's horn xore is brilliant and THE TWILIGHT ZbNE,s RodSerlingwrotethescript,asevidencedbyhissignaturesurpriseendin0inwhkhTavlor

lamentsthedestrudion0fpatrioti(statuaryandsuddeniyrealizeshe!actuallvbeen

in New York (ity the whole time. teaturing Owen Egerton, a (harlton Heston nudesrene (!), and more classir quotes involving,damn,than you ran shake a monkevsti(k at, you won't want t0 mis Master pancake,s skewering 0f this s(hlo(ky_but:entertaining s(i-fi dassic! (john trler)

THE DAYAFTER TOMORROW[ARTH DAY,,qPR 22Yeah, global warming is scary business. Ihe ke caps are melting, islands arebeing flooded, and there areall sorts ofeconomicimplicationsthati".,un,t ru.nimagine yet. 5ure, today everything's okay, but what happens tomorrow? Andwhat about the day after that? Ihat! when shit qets (RAZy, especiallv if vouieJake Gyllenhaal. 5o yeah, John and joe and the Malter panoke cie* ur, qoinq tomock this movie about people running from (old air, but they,re pretty iureihejokes are going to write themlelves. (John Erler)

Mar-*,pril 1008 Seheduie sf Events - for complete calendar and ti(kets visit www.0riginalalam0.c0m 23

I think it ltarted as ajoke. Flipping past i\4TV at I in the m0ming during the ritualistk eating 0ftortilas and qu€sothatfollows any good night downtown

I stumbled on the video for;Like t Love You'i "Hey, that boy bind guy wants to be Mkhael Jacksoni' I thought. "Ihat's dasit!" Five years later, and I've

iuiiurl,f to t'. por.r of pop musk with every flbe, of my being. t've driven t0 Houst0n t0 go lee Justin, paid a s(alper for titkets to R. Kelly, and have an

entire book rasefull ofmusicvideo and conrert DVDs. lt's not a joke anymore; it's a way oflife.5u(umb to it!'Henri Mazza,5ing-Along host

THE JUSTIN TIMBTRLAKE SING-AIONGT|.{UA5&AY5 I l{ ll4AR(Ll, $',! 2,',1 ?* Ml i'j

What can I say ab0ut Justin that I haven't already said 800 times? Back in the

day, I really did think my love for Justin was just a ioke. And then.it happened.

JUITIFIED.'Suddenly this boy band "joke" was all over the airwaves, and

then he was somehow added to the jukeboxes of our townie bars. At 6rst we

thought our love was ironic, but then "Like I Love You" betame the standard

hit ai all of our dance parties. A few years later, Justin blought SexyBa(k, and

what was on(e ironit had tompletely transformed and become the i(oni('

Ihe eleven year old girls screamed out, "See! I told you so!" and introdu(ed

us t0 the B-Sides of the NSync albums, and holy shit, there was something

there, even back then. Wete sony, Justin. We're sorry we ever doubted you'

WE WILL R0(KY0U: THE QUEEN SING-ALONG14Ur.5, tuPF'113, 51;, ll0 f,trtl,

0kay, l'll admit it: when they played We Are the (hampions as the last song at the

last dance of my senior year in high xhool and all the seniors made a big cirrle in

the middle ofthe dance floor as we linked up arm-in-arm and swayed, I got a little

teary-eyed. And that summer as we drove around from 7-11 t0 a (offee shop to

some pirty at a kid's house with a pool and a trampoline, my friendsand I listened

to"Bohemian Rhapsody"and pretended like we were in WAYNE'5 W0RLD' Why am I

confesingtoallthis?(rying in high schooland imitatingWAYNE'5WORlD isn'ttool

atall. Butlhen,that'sthething about Queen - as pioneersofarena rock and glam

rock, their hits have a way of making you feel c00l no matter what you?e doing, and

l'm listening to "We Will RotkYou" as l'm writing this, so I feel invincible.

IHRII-L IHt W0RLD: MICHAIL JACKS0Ntua, M An m, t1v., 1,7* Mtr{2008 marks the 25th anniversary ofIHRltLER, and wete telebrating all year long

with our newest MJ (0llab0ration - THRILL THE W0RLD . We've partnered up with

ThrillTheWorld.com to help them break the world retord for having the most

people all over the globe performing the Thriller dance at the exad same time,

ind we?e going to see t0 it that Austin leads the planet in thrilling everyone.

Here's the deal - from now through 0ctober, we're going t0 have at least one

|\4|(HAEL JA(KS0N SING-AL0NG in every talendar. After each Sing-Along, wele

going to take the entire audien(e over t0 Maggie l\4ae's where the girls of Kitty

Kitty Bang Bang will teach us all the Thriller dance. Ihen in late 0dober, wete

going to invite every single Ml(HAtL JA(KS0N SING-AI0NG attendee from the

whole of 2008 to come back out and partkipate in 0ne MASS|VE zombifred dante

party. World, prepare to be thrilled.

JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH: THE NEW WAVEf',tr &lL 1 *, 17 &';4,, t12, 1.7* f'fi1lr[et's face it, punk stared people. Paren$ believed the stuff on Quinty, and retotd

label mogul's didn't understand how t0 market it at all. ln order to break into the

mainstre;m, the feelings of isolation and dixord with the (0rporate woild would

somehow have to undergo a radical transfomation that made it m0re palatable for

thatveryw0rld ittried t0 rebel against: enterthe"newwavei'Video killed the radio

star, and musicians were able to look pretty while they sang about how tainted love

could be and syntheshers and keyboards replaced the guitar as the defrning sound

of the day. Soon the doors were opened for all of us, no matter how sheltered, t0

start ro(king out and trying at the same time. lfonly we'd dosed those doors before

the emo kids moved in... We've put together a killer show with everything from the

Talking Heads to the (ure and the Poli(e, with the one-hit wonders and the legends

of rocliall feeding off of each other in a wonderfully independent flourescent-hued

flash of a future that still feels like h's on the way even though it's all from 20 years

aqo. We'll melt with you this April.

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AUSTIN AIR GUITAR CHAMPI0NSHIPS: 2008f*ntt_'TV, ?nff.T* {"*rr\?{T il $r ** c,45l"l Pillzr T8 wil{ i,:{nStarted in Finland as an effort to in(rease overall world pea(e through the

beauty of air guitar, the World Air Guitar (hampionship has now become an

international phenomenon with (ontestants from over 50 (0untrie5 (ompeting

for the world title as well as regional (ontests in over 20 (ities in the U,5.

Austin, dubbed by many as the "live music capitol of the worldi'also seems

poised to daim the title 0f "air guitar capitol of the worldJ' (ome 0n out t0 the

regionals to either wat(h the spe(tade or to bla$ out your hottest air li(ks

0n stage. lt's free t0 (0mpete in (and regular admission to wat(h) what we

feel comfortable saying is the most fulfrlling 90 minutes 0f entertainment

in the southwest. For a complete list of rules, FAQ for new (ontestants,

video dips from last year and more, theck out www.AustinAirGuitar.com.

AIR SEX USA (HAMPI0NSHIP5: R0UND 3

!&&*29 '{8{tA?LTf. Ffifi A ll?lp T* Vf{i{\5 r*X gFA,- SfXilfyou've been to any ofthe Air Guhar shows, you know a little bit about what to

expe(t, ex(ept that (0mpetiton in this show w0n't pretend to play an instrument

that isn't there; they'll be pretending to make love with a partner that isn't there.

Do you think you've got what it takes t0 (0mpete? 0urjudges will be wakhing for

the entire presentati0n, from rostuming, to foreplay, to an eventual climax. They'll

be looking for believability, sexability, and overall entertainment value (cause

what fun is sex if no one's wakhing?), and if you can score high enough, you'll

move onto the final round and be one step closer to being crowned the World Air

Sex King or Queen in Septemberl (hetk out www.airsexworldchampionship.com

for details and rules.

KARAOKE APO$LYPsT\L\"WE* F*P" \F,*WTIPIT., K&*II*KT. W tTH A LlVt &k?4W

Not into the Air performances, but still like to rotk out? We're joining forces with

Karaoke Apocalypse, Austin's live backing band for you to karaoke t0, and putting

together a Karaoke contest as well. You'll get to (h0ose the frst song you perform

in the evening, but if y0u make it t0 the finals, wat(h 0ut, (ause we get t0 pi(k what

you'll sing (ortryto). ltt likeAmerkan ldolforpeoplewho don'tsuck, and ifyouwin,

we'll fly in (lay Aiken, tie him to a chair, and let you punch him.

AUSTIN RO(K BAND CHAMPIONSHIPSTAL', ?A?&{H 1e,r&r{1* {*l&?YTrlNoten0ugh ro(kingforyou?We hearya.And we've been nothing lesthan ADDI(TED

t0 Ro(k Band sin(e it(ameout latela5tyear. Butnowwe'retired ofkeepingthepa()

in our living room and the basement at our parents'house, and we want to bring il

out into publi( and see what you can do. 5o in the spirit of rock that started with AIR

6UITAR, we invite you to form a band, come up with s0me (ostumes, and come down

t0 the theater t0 show us how you rock.

THE DIONYSIUMTI,ii: F!A5T Ti,IE5OAY &F TFIE &4*i{T}.' AT TT.:T ft'TZThinkingand drinking, rolled upintoone.Ihe Dionysium isa nightfordebate, lectures,

readings, and drinking songs, held once a month at the Ritz. The center of every

month'J meeting is always the debate, and this calendar we have g0t some amazing

debates planned. ln l\4arch, Tim league will argue against noted vegan adivist l\4ike

Litt on the ethkality offoie gns. ln April, the entire show will be built around the local

hip hop scene, with Bavu Blakes leading the rharge in a debate about how the lotal

scene is different than the national culture of hip hop right now. Hosted by Buzz Moran

and [.8. Deyo, and guaranteed to make you smarter without ruining your high.

(OLDTOWNE'5 3,2, 1 KILLAFR 27, LrV[ & VlDi'CAustin's reigining local i mprov heroes aren't content with keeping their genius bottled

up and let loose only in live shows on their stage, and so we're happy to invite them

back onto our vreen for another presentation of 3, 2, I Kill. Because somehow these

masters of wit have managed t0 take the concept of live improv {show up, get a

suggesti0n from the audience, then turn that into an hour long nanative 0ut 0f the

thin air), and trandate it to the silver screen. At a 3, 2, 1 Kill show, you'll provide the

initial suggertion, then the performen will split into three 0r four teams, exit the

building, and start filming their srenes while other performers stay behind to anchor

the production with a live scene. 8y the end, somehow all the perf0rmers, improvisers

who haven't even seen the scenes filmed by the other teams, will (ross-polinate their

work and completely bring every arc together into one long story. Truly inspiring.

RO(KY HORROR PICTURE SHOW*\f,. |tt'fr S H A n M A H, X 97 5, 35fntu4, 1 {]* t|1 1 1{,,1

5AT tu4 I $ l,l l€ f,T5 f'3 p'L &,K* V lLL&{}f"Ro(l(Y lloRRoR intera(tive screenings have undeniably grown into an American

institution, but one of the nation's best RHPS crews is right here in Austinl lherotating cast of QUEERI0S have been performing R0(l(Y HORROR PIfiURE 5H0W

at the AIAM0 DRATTHoUSE VlttAGE sinre odober 2004, and have built the best

intera(tive version ofthe (ult dassi( in the nationll Admission is just 55, regulars and

virgins weltome!

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lf you already have a frlm

badge, l'm sure well be

seeing you at manY of

these events. Ihe Alamo

will be packed out on

all screens through the

opening weekend of

the festival, but many

folks split town after

Sunday and non-badge-

holders will find it easiet

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'IR. BOB RAY,2OO7

90 MINMAR 30, APR 2

& APR 8, RITZThis documentary takes a

from-the-trendes look at the

dizzyinq dash of athleticism,to buy tkkets at the door starting on Monday. lf you didn't spring.for a badge, we

recommend checking out the dayiime shows Monday-Friday ofthe fettival,0r any of

the shows on(e the musicfest begins onThursday.

We're dizzywith antkipation forthisyear's SXSWfilm festival, as wejust (an't waitt0

lay our eyeballs on some ofthe titles in the line-up, induding:

SPOTtIGHT PREMIERE: BAGHEAD

Austinite siblingsThe Duplass BI0s offer up their long-awaited follow-up t0THE PUFFY

(HAIR with thiistudy 0fthe relationship dynamics. And a bag. And a head.

SPECIAL SCREENING: G0LIATHAustin's Zellner Br0s also return with a le(ently divorced man trying to flnd the one

asped ofhis marriage that still matte6t0 him: his missing (at, Goliath.

THE SWEET LADY WITH THE NASTY VOICE

A d0(umentary 0n the influential, genre-making Western musit artist Wanda

Jackson.

'R0UND MIDNIGHT:0T15A black comedy satire about a LtAVE lTT0 BEAVER family tolliding with the dark world

ofa serial killerthat takes on hilarious consequences.

THE NIGHT JAMES BROWN SAVED BOSTON

A dorumentary look at the histori( James Brown (on(ert, held iust days aftet MLK's

assassination, when the (ily 0f Boston was readyto boil.

,ROUND MIDNIGHT: DANCE OI THE DEAD

A horror epk at lhe High School Prom: the dead rise t0 eat the living, and can only be

stopped by loserswho couldn't get dates tothe dance.

We'll be showcasing countless more plenieles, late-night screenings, dotumentaties

and surprises at our Ritz and Lamar lootions for the duration of the festival. Plus

watch our blog on www.originalalamo.com for our personal updates on the s(reenings

and to plan your next viewing experience!

exhibitionism, egos, politi(s and business that is modem-era rollet detby. A group of

hard-hitting Texasw0men overtome myriad obstacles in resunecting and revamping

the sport, only to flnd internal nrife ripping the fledgling organizati0n apart. Iwo

leaguesemergefrom the dash, and whatfollows ignitesan international rolletderby

revival.Shot overafrve-year period byAustinites Bob RayandWerner (ampbell, HELL

0N WHttLs was edited by award-winning editor (onor 0'Neill {MIJRDERBALI) and

features original music by...AndYou Will Know Lls by thelrail ofDead.

VALI.TY OF THE DOLTS

WITH STEPHEN MOSER

DIR. MARK ROBSON

1967,123 MlN, P6TUTS APR 15

9:30PM, RITZBarbara Parkins, Sharon late and

Patty Duke share the limelight in

thk searing and (autionary tale of

youth gone wrong. Anne (Parkins)

leaves her upright New [ngland

home for the bright marquees and

darktemptations 0fBroadway, en(ountering an endles anayofspiraling debutantes

and selfjloathing social climbers. see strong young w0men tendered helpless

bv the cruel clutihes of false emotions, bitter rivalries and prexription drugs! A

brash, thunderous tale of los and redemption unfolds in the most notorious studio

expl0itati0n film 0fits era...perhaps ever. We're pleased to wekome Stephen Mosetto

the Ritz t0 presentthis gargantuan (inemati(expeilen(e.

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FITZr TUESDAY MAR(H 25,6:j0pMD]R. DANIEI G. KARSI.AKT, 20b7, 9S MiII, IIRtnts s(reening features director Dan Karslake live as well as a discussion oanelafter the film. This provo(ative, entenaining dr*r,ri;yi;ililil#ii;homosexuality and a lireral inrerpretarion 0f niUi,ul ,uipiui, ,n;i;id;ilH,reveals that (hurch-santtioned

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il1ffi :jfl'fi #tTitffi :fl;,$f xltillli jl**il*.,mirl(arslake, as well as loral falth leaders. Ihe panel discusion iiil#ilffiil:dis(ussion.inrrodu(ed by the film to the local orrunity unl io insil;i.;i_jdialogue abour the_roh retigion ptays in rhe anti_giy tiii irrri *rr'j i#il:r;and particularly in Texas.

pubtk so from understandine the urse-ncy orfie frorr.m'to ,?.riiii li, lliiitrrwill necesary to push for a new energy .,onory. HrH ;-f il;; ;i;#;'iil;changing your light bulbs. teaturing a ierowned (ast 0f sdentists, journalists andadivists indudinq Step It UD,s Bill Mrl(ibben, prf,u" piii,,irrri ir,, [.fl,p]il,The.Weather (hannel!Dr. Heidi (ullen, the"baa fryirf .rri.nr,ri;il;,Tiiffi:lShelhnbergerand led Nordhaus, and Whire Horr,;iii[;il;;ij;kliil ffi;more about Third (oast Activist Res0urte (enter;iil;.thil;;il;ii;;;i:;,ql' ""

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dasic THE BIG SLEEP. Mixing in teninist philosophy, mistaken identity, (razy

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upon an unsuspe(ting world the many glories ofTHE BIG tEB0WSKl, lt's time to re-

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4/22 " GOODBYE, DRAGON INNDlR. MtNG-ilANG ISAt,2003, 82 MtNA dilapidated Taiwanese movie theater shows its final movie. loneliness, andinevitable.decay.are.the undercunent in this masterful director,s intriguing fiimabout thejoy and sadness of movie theaters.

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