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ALICE Alice, where are you going? I don’t know! Upstairs to take a bath. Dirty dirty dirty! Alice, with legs like toothpicks SNAP!

And a neck like a gir raf-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf Alice jumps in the water. SPLASH!

Alice pulls out the plug. OH NO! Oh my goodness, oh my soul!

There goes Alice down the hole. Into the sewer sewer sewer

Which was just 3 blocks from Joe’s junior high Three cheers for Joe’s junior high It’s the best junior high in Toledo Its colors are purple and white

The purple stands for freedom and the white stands for FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

BEAR HUNT - Repeat After Me Song (chorus) We’re going on a bear hunt. And we’re not afraid Got my trusty gun And bullets by my side OH NO! It’s a [insert place here]!!!!! Can’t go over it! Can’t go under it! Can’t go around it! Guess we gotta go through it. [pretend to be at that place and do actions] (repeat as many times as desired) OH NO! It’s a cave!!!! Can’t go over it! Can’t go under it! Can’t go around it!

Guess we gotta go through it. [pretend to be at cave and do actions] BEAR!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! [pass all previous places and do actions as running away from the bear.]

BUTTON FACTORY

Hi, my name is Joe. And I work in a button factory

I have a wife, 3 kids and a family One day, my boss came up to me and said:

“Joe, are you busy?” I said NO.

Can you push this button with your RIGHT HAND? (Repeat with) Right Hand Left Hand Right Leg Left Leg Head

Tongue Waist

I SAID YES ALICE THE CAMEL

Alice the camel has three humps. Alice the camel has three humps. Alice the camel has three humps.

So go, Alice, go.

(repeat with two and one humps).

Alice the camel has no humps. Alice the camel has no humps. Alice the camel has no humps.

Because Alice is a horse!

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SIX PENCE I’ve got six pence, jolly jolly six pence I’ve got six pence to last me all my life.

I’ve got two pence to spend, and two pence to lend, and two pence to send home to my wife

Poor wife!

(Chorus) No cares have I to grieve me

No pretty little girls to deceive me I’m happy as a lark believe me

As we going rolling rolling home Rolling home (rolling home) rolling home (rolling home)

By the light of the silvery moon. Happy is the day when the staff gets their pay

As we go rolling rolling home.

(Repeat with) Five pence, four pence, three pence, two pence, no

pence

QUARTERMASTER'S STORE There are snakes, snakes, snakes, big as garden rakes, In the store (in the store) In the store (in the store) There are snakes, snakes, snakes, big as garden rakes, In the Quartermaster Store (Quartermaster’s store) (Chorus) My eyes are dim, I cannot see, I have not brought my specks with me, I have not brought my specks with me! Repeat with:

Apes eating all the grapes Antelopes eating cantaloupes Ants running through your pants. Beans big as submarines. Bears wearing curlers in their hair Butter running down the gutter Beavers wielding rusty cleavers Bees with knobby knees. Bread like great big lumps of lead. Bacon unless I was mistaken Cake that gives us tummy aches Chips as big as battleships Cubs eating all the grubs Eagles chasing little beagles Eggs with hairy legs. Flies swarming 'round the pies Fishes washing all the dishes Foxes stuffed in little boxes Staffers swinging from the rafters. Stew that turns you black and blue. Soup that knocks you for a loop Turtles wearing rubber girdles.

Frogs sitting on the logs. Girls with pretty little curls. Goats eating all the oats. Gravy rejected by the navy. Lard they sell it by the yard. Lice living on the mice. Mice running through the rice. Meat that’s not fit to eat. Moths eating through the cloths Owls shredding paper towels Pepsi that gives you apoplexy Pie that hits you in the eye Pears that give you curly hairs. Peas that make you want to sneeze. Rats as big as alley cats. Roaches big as football coaches Soot they grow it by the foot Scouts eating brussel sprouts Tea that tastes just like the sea. Watches big as sasquatches

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BOOM CHICKA BOOM - Repeat After Me Song I said a boom chicka boom (repeat) I said a boom chicka boom (repeat) I said a boom chicka rock-a chicka rock-a chicka boom (repeat) Un-huh (repeat) Oh yeah (repeat) This time (repeat) Underwater Style (run fingers through lips and repeat first verse) Valley Girl Style: I said, like, boom! I said, like, boom chicka-boom! I said, like, booma-chicka, like, rocka-chicka, like, gag me with a spoon! Like, uh-huh! Like, for sure! Like, this time... Janitor Style: I said a Broom-Sweepa-Broom, I said a Broom-Sweepa-Broom, I said a Broom-sweepa-mopa-sweepa-mopa-sweepa-broom. Un-huh (repeat) Oh yeah (repeat) This time (repeat) Barn-Yard Style: I said a moo chicka moo I said a moo chicka moo I said a moo chicka bocka chicka bocka chicka moo... Un-huh (repeat) Oh yeah (repeat) This time (repeat) Flower Style: I said a bloom chicka bloom I said a bloom chicka bloom I said a bloom chicka blossom chicka blossom chicka bloom... Un-huh (repeat) Oh yeah (repeat) This time (repeat)

Race Car Style: I said a vroom shifta vroom I said a vroom shifta vroom. I said a vroom shifta grind-a shifta grind-a shifta vroom... Un-huh (repeat) Oh yeah (repeat) This time (repeat) Astronaut Style: I said to the moon to the moon I said to the moon to the moon. I said a to the moon, take a rocket take a rocket to the moon Un-huh (repeat) Oh yeah (repeat) This time (repeat) Mr. Rogers Style: Can you say boom? Can you say boom chicka boom? Can you say boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom? Can you say uh-huh? Can you say oh yeah? I knew you could! Parent's Style: I said a boom go to your room I said a boom go to your room I said a boom go to your room and don't come out 'til next June. Un-huh (repeat) Oh yeah (repeat) This time (repeat) Photographer Style: I said a zoom chicka zoom I said a zoom chicka zoom I said a zoom click-click zoom click-click zoom click-click zoom click-click zoom Un-huh (repeat) Oh yeah (repeat) This time (repeat) No more times now.

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THE PIRATE SONG When I was one, I sucked my thumb, the day I went to sea. I climbed aboard the Pirate ship, and the captain said to me, "We’ll go this way, that way, forward, backward, over the deep blue sea, A bottle of rum to fill my tum, and that’s the life for me." (Repeat with) When I was two, I tied my shoe... When I was three, I climbed a tree... When I was four, I shut the door... When I was five, I took a dive... When I was six, I picked up sticks... When I was seven, I went to Heaven... When I was eight, I shut the gate... When I was nine, I stood in line... When I was ten, I did it again… TOP NOTCHER I point to myself I say das, here Das is my top notcher ya mama dear! Top notcher Top notcher ya mama dear! That’s what I learned in the school. Boom boom Continue with:

Top notcher Sweat browser Eye blinker Horn blower Soup strainer Lunch eater

Chin chowser Rubber necker Chest protector Bread basket Thigh master Knee bender Foot stomper

WISCONSIN MILK (Chorus)

Don’t gimme no pop, no pop Don’t gimme no tea, no tea

Just gimme some milk Moo-moo-moo-moo

Wisconsin milk Moo-moo-moo-moo

Milk thumbs

Give me a long M! (Mmmmmm) Give me a short M. (M)

CHORUS

Give me a long I! (Iiiiiiiii) Give me a short I. (I)

CHORUS

Give me a long L! (Lllllllllll) Give me a short L. (L)

CHORUS

Give me a long K! (Kaaaaaay) Give me a short K. (K)

CHORUS

Give me a long milk! (Chocolate) Give me a short milk. (Skim)

CHORUS

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They Went Over the Mountain The Wolf went over the mountain, The Wolf went over the mountain, The Wolf went over the mountain, To see what he could see. And all that he could see, And all that he could see, Was the other side of the mountain, The other side of the mountain. The other side of the mountain, Was all that he could see. Sing first using "Wolf," then "Bear," and finally "Webelos." Green Grow The Rushes Ho I'll sing you twelve, O

Green grow the rushes, O What are your twelve, O? [insert other lines here as you go along] One is one and all alone

And evermore shall be so. (Other Lines) Two, two, the lily-white boys, Clothed all in green, O Three, three, the rivals, Four for the Gospel makers, Five for the symbols at your door, Six for the six proud walkers, Seven for the seven stars in the sky Eight for the April Rainers, Nine for the nine bright shiners, Ten for the ten commandments, Eleven for the eleven who went to heaven, Twelve for the twelve Apostles

Columbo In fourteen hundred and ninety two, (repeat) A sailor from New Delhi (repeat) Was walking down the streets of Spain, (repeat) Selling hot tamales (repeat) (Chorus) He said the world was roundo (repeat) He said it could be foundo (repeat) That hypothetical calculating son of a gun Colombo(repeat) He walked right up to the Queen of Spain (repeat) Asked for ships and cargo (repeat) He said I'll be a son of a gun if I don't bring back Chicago (repeat) Chorus The ships cook, the ships cook(repeat) Yes he was a cookin'(repeat) He slipped a rat into the pot(repeat) When no one else was lookin'(repeat) Chorus The second mate, the second mate(repeat) Yes he was a singin'(repeat) He hit the second highest note(repeat) And all our ears were ringin' (repeat) Chorus The first mate, the first mate, (repeat) Yes he was a biggun (repeat) He fought and killed an octopus (repeat) And used its arms for riggin' (repeat) Chorus The captain, the captain, (repeat) Yes he was a sailin' (repeat) He guided us around the world (repeat) And home without a failin' (repeat) Chorus

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The Mermaid Song Chorus: Oh the Ocean waves may roll And the stormy winds may blow, But we poor sailors Go skipping to the top. While the land-lubbers lie down Below, Below, BELOW. While the land-lubbers lie down below. 'Twas Friday morn when we set sail And out ship wasn't far from the land. When our Captain spied a fair mermaid, With a comb and a glass in her hand. Chorus Then up spoke the captain of our gallant ship, and a fine old man was he. "This fishy mermaid has warned us of our doom, we shall sink to the bottom of the sea." chorus Then up spoke the mate of our gallant ship and a well spoken man was he. "I've married me a wife in old Salem Town, and tonight a widow she'll be." Chorus Then up spoke the cook of our gallant ship, and a red hot cook was he. "I care more for my pots and my pans, than I do for the bottom of the sea." chorus

Then up spoke the figurehead of our gallant ship and a well carved figure was she. "I'd rather be a figurehead of this gallant ship than a log at the bottom of the sea." chorus Then up spoke the cabin boy of our gallant ship and a dirty little rat was he. "There's nary a soul in old salem town, who gives a lick 'bout me." chorus Then three times around went our gallant ship, Then three times around went she. Then three times around went our gallant ship, and she sank to the bottom of the sea. Chorus

Take Me Out to the Scout Camp

Take me out to the scout camp, Take me out with my Troop,

Buy me some goodies and leathercrafts, I don't care if I ever get back,

For it's swim, shoot, climb with the camp staff If they're not trained it's a shame

For it's 1, 2, 3 miles you hike at the old scout camp

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The Cat Came Back Now old Mr. Johnson had troubles of his own He had an old yellow cat that wouldn't leave home Tried everything he knew to do to keep the cat away Took him up to Canada and told him for to stay… (Chorus) But the cat came back The very next day the old cat came back Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back He just couldn’t stay away-a-way Hey! Hey! Hey! On the telegraph wire the birds were sittin' in a bunch Saw an even number, thought he'd' have `em for his lunch Climbed softly up the pole, until he reached the top Put his foot upon the electric wire, tied him in a knot… This old cat had company out in the backyard Somebody threw a boot, and threw it awful hard Hit the cat behind the ear and he thought it was a slight And down came a brick and knocked him out of sight.. They threw him in the kennel where the dog was asleep And the bones of cats lay piled in a heap That ol' kennel burst apart and the dog flew out the side With his ears chewed off and holes in his hide… They sneaked into the shop with the butcher not around And they dropped him in the hopper where the meat was ground The old cat disappeared with a blood-curdling shriek And that shop's hamburger tasted furry for a week... Now this cat was a terror and they thought it would be best To give him to a feller who was goin' out West Train ran around a curve and hit a broken rail Not a blessed soul aboard the train lived to tell the tale... They gave the old cat to the man in the balloon And they told him to give him to the man in the moon Well the balloon, it busted and everybody said, "Ten miles away they picked a man up dead"...

Well at last they found the way this cat they'd really fix They put him in an orange crate on Highway Sixty-Six Come a ten ton truck with a twenty ton load Scattered pieces of the orange crate a mile down the road.. They put him on a boat bound for Cambridge town They thought with all the rain there, he'd surely drown When the rain come down on the ninety-second day The whole darn city just a-floated out the bay... Now the farmer on the corner said he'd shoot the cat on sight And he loaded up his gun with nails and dynamite And he hid in the garden till the cat come around Seven little pieces of the man was all they found... They put him on the White House lawn, I'll tell you the reason why They thought with all those golf balls flyin' there, he'd surely die The very next morning, what do you think they found Ninety-four squirrels lyin' dead upon the ground... They took him down to Cape Canaveral and they put him in a place And they shot him in a satellite way into space They thought that cat was beyond human reach Then they got a phone call from Miami Beach, sayin'... He gave it to a little boy with a dollar note Told him for to take it up the river in a boat They tied a rope around its neck, it must have weighed a pound Now they drag the river for a little boy that's drowned He gave it to a man going up in a balloon He told him for to take it to the man in the moon The balloon came down about ninety miles away Where he is now, well I dare not say He gave it to a man going way out West Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best First the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale The cat it had some company one night out in the yard Someone threw a boot-jack, and they threw it mighty hard It caught the cat behind the ear, she thought it rather slight When along came a brick-bat and knocked the cat out of sight

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The Cat Come Back (con’t) Away across the ocean they did send the cat at last Vessel only out a day and making water fast People all began to pray, the boat began to toss A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost On a telegraph wire, sparrows sitting in a bunch The cat was feeling hungry, thought she'd like 'em for a lunch Climbing softly up the pole, and when she reached the top Put her foot upon the electric wire, which tied her in a knot The cat was a possessor of a family of its own With seven little kittens till there came a cyclone Blew the houses all apart and tossed the cat around The air was full of kittens, and not a one was ever found The atom bomb fell just the other day The H-Bomb fell in the very same way Russia went, England went, and then the U.S.A. The human race was finished without a chance to pray The Human Pipe-Organ Group 1 repeats “oom-pah-pah” Group 2 repeats “oom-ss-ss” Group 3 repeats “oom-pi-pi” Group 4 repeats “oom-dweedle-di” The more we get together Together, together The more we get together The happier we'll be Cause your friends are my friends And my friends are your friends The more we get together The happier we'll be

Boy Scout Camp The biscuits at boy scout camp,They say are mighty fine. One rolled off the table,Injured a friend of mine. (Chorus) Oh I don't want to be at boy scout camp (No!). Gee mom, I wanna go,but they won't let me go, gee mom I wanna go home! The coffee at summer camp,They say is mighty fine. It looks like muddy water, And tastes like turpentine! The director at summer camp,They say is mighty fine, With a body like a soldier,And a face like Frankenstein The first aid at summer camp,They say is mighty fine. Billy got a splinter.The funeral's at nine. The leaders that they have here, they say are mighty fine, But when you get up closer, they look like frankenstein. The first aid that they give you, they say is mighty fine, But if you cut your finger, you're left with only nine. The spaghetti that they serve you, they say is mighty fine They rinse it in the toilet and drain it on the line. The cocoa that they serve you, they say is mighty fine It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine. The tents/cabins that you sleep in, they say are mighty fine, But whoever said this has never slept in mine. The toilets that they have here are the best that they can get, Last night my tent mate had to go, they haven't found him yet. Gee mom, I wanna go, But they won't let me go, Gee mom I wanna go home!

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Patsy Ory Ory Aye In 18 hundred and 41, work on the railroad had just begun. Work on the railroad had just begun. Working on the railroad. (Chorus) Patsy-atsy-orri-ay Patsy-atsy-orri-ay Patsy-atsy-orri-ay Working on the railroad. In 18 hundred and 42 I found myself with nothing to do I found myself with nothing to do So I worked on the railroad. In 1843 the railroad company hired me The railroad company hired me To work upon the railroad. In 1844 found my back was mighty sore Found my back was mighty sore From working on the railroad. In 1845 thought myself more dead than alive Thought myself more dead than alive From working on the railroad. In 1846 I dropped four dynamite sticks I dropped four dynamite sticks While working on the railroad. In 1847 found myself at the on the way to heaven Found myself one the way to heaven No more working on the railroad. In 1848 floated around on cloud nine. Floated around on cloud nine. After working on the railroad.

In 1849 found myself at the pearly gates Found myself at the pearly gates After working on the railroad. In 18 hundred and forty-ten walked right through the pearly gate Walked right through the pearly gate After working on the railroad. In 1851 found myself in heaven sublime Found myself in heaven sublime After working on the railroad. In 1852, if you want to listen I'll sing it again.

I’ve Been Working on the Railroad I've been working on the railroad

All the live-long day. I've been working on the railroad

Just to pass the time away.

Can't you hear the whistle blowing, Rise up so early in the morn;

Can't you hear the captain shouting, "Dinah, blow your horn!"

Dinah, won't you blow, Dinah, won't you blow,

Dinah, won't you blow your horn? Dinah, won't you blow, Dinah, won't you blow,

Dinah, won't you blow your horn?

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah Someone's in the kitchen I know

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah Strummin' on the old banjo!

Singin' fee, fie, fiddly-i-o Fee, fie, fiddly-i-o-o-o-o

Fee, fie, fiddly-i-o Strummin' on the old banjo.

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Mountain Dew My brother Bill runs a still on the hill Where he turns out a gallon or two And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew. (Chorus) They call it that good old mountain dew, And them that refuse it are few. I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug With that good old mountain dew. My aunt Lucille had an automobile, It ran on a gallon or two. It didn't need no gas and it didn't need no oil, It just ran on that good old mountain dew. My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short, He measure 'bout four foot two, But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint Of that good old mountain dew. Old Auntie June had a brand new perfume, It had such a wonderful "pew" But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed, It was nothing but that good old mountain dew I know a guy named Pete, his hair ain't so neat, Though he fixes it with syrup and blue, But it stays right in place when he uses just a trace Of that good old mountain dew. The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eye Said that his wife had the flu And hadn't I ought just to give him a quart Of that good old mountain dew My uncle Klaus had a real mean old mouse

When they asked how it happened, He said it was a lappin' That good old mountain dew There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me Where you lay down a dollar or two If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug Of that good old mountain dew You take a little trash and you mix it up with ash, And you throw in the soul of a shoe, Then you stir it awhile with an old rusty file, And they call it that good old mountain dew. During the last war, we couldn't get no more, We didn't have no sugar for the dew With a few old potaters and a few ripe tomaters, We turned out some stuff, I'm tellin' you Old Deacon Crane took a trip in the rain, Said his wife had come down with the flu, But she'll be all right if you give her a pint Of that good old mountain dew. Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt The day the old dry law went through: If your likker's too red, it will swell up your head Better stick to that good old mountain dew

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Titanic

Oh, they built the ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue.

For they thought it was a ship that water would never go through.

It was on its maiden trip, that an iceberg hit the ship. It was sad when the great ship went down. (Chorus) It was sad, so sad. It was sad, so sad. It was sad when the great ship went down (to the bottom of the.... sea-ee-eeee-eee) It was sad when the great ship went down Oh the captain smiled and winked As the ship began to sink And he said "The fish are surely going to stink" So he S.O.S.ed the Lord And he jumped right overboard It was sad when the great ship went down They were not far from the shore, 'bout a thousand miles or more, When the rich refused to associate with the poor. So they threw them down below, where they were the first to go. It was sad when the great ship went down. Oh, the heroes saved the weak, as the ship began to leak. And the band on deck played on. With, "Nearer my God to Thee", they were swept into the sea. It was sad when the great ship went down. Oh they built a sister ship, Called the S.S. Kunatah And they knew it was a ship that would never get very far. So, they christened it with GOP,

And it sunk with a Ker-Plop! It was sad when the great ship went down. They threw the lifeboats over, in the dark and stormy sea. And the band began to play "Oh Give Thy Soul To Thee." Little children wept and cried as they left their mother's side. Oh the moral of this story, the moral of this song, Is that one shouldn't go where he does not belong. For in the good Lord's eyes, you're as good as other guys, It was sad when the great ship when down. Oh the moral of this story, is plain as you can see. Never trust a sailor on the high sea. He'll call you honey-darling, and say that he'll be true, But when the ship goes down he'll say the hell/heck with you. Chorus (Spoken): Soo Sad, Too Bad Kerplunk It sunk Hunk a junk In the sea without me Luckily

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In The Loop of the Octoraro Bend It all began with the Dreams of Old, the Indian Brave and the Pioneer Bold, by camp fire light old tales retold in the Loop of the Octoraro Bend. Those early Scouts with their campaign hats, their pressed wool shirts, their boots and spats, rekindled the Dream that had gone before in the Loop of the Octoraro Bend. Refrain They built a camp on the Mason-Dixon Line, historic land where values shine, o Horseshoe your memories will 'err be mine, in the Loop of the Octoraro Bend. The sun comes up over Flag Pole Hill, where Old Glory flew and is flying proudly still, and we'll march to the call at the end of the day in the Loop of the Octoraro Bend. Refrain So let's hoist our packs once again my friend, where the waters flow round the tranquil Horseshoe Bend, and we'll hike and we'll camp in the Old Scout way in the Loop of the Octoraro Bend. Refrain

Philmont Hymn Silver on the sage, Starlit skies above,

Aspen covered hills, Country that I love.

Philmont here's to thee, Scouting Paradise,

Out in God's country, tonight Wind in whispering pines,

Eagles soaring high, Purple mountains rise, Against an azure sky.

Philmont here's to thee, Scouting Paradise,

Out in God's country Tonight. Three Blind Jellyfish Three blind jellyfish Three blind jellyfish Three blind jellyfish Sitting on a rock And one fell off... Ohh... Two blind jellyfish Two blind jellyfish Two blind jellyfish Sitting on a rock And another one fell off... Awww! One blind jellyfish One blind jellyfish One blind jellyfish Sitting on a rock And another one fell off... Oh no! No blind jellyfish No blind jellyfish Sitting on a rock And one jumped on! Yay!

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SECOND STORY WINDOW The window, the window The second story window With a heave and a ho and a mighty throw They threw it out the window Old mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard To get her poor dog a bone, But when she got there, the cupboard was bare So she THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown And THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whea When along came a spider that sat down beside her And she THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep And doesn’t know where to find them But leave them alone and they’ll come home And she’ll THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW Old King Cole was a merry old sole And a merry old sole was he He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl And he THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW Yankee Doodle went to town Riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his hat And THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jump over a candlestick

------------, and THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW Peter Peter pumpkin eater Had a wife but couldn’t keep her Put her in a pumpkin shell and THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon, The little dog laughed to see such fun and THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all kings men THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep And can't tell where to find them. Leave them alone, And they'll come home, And she’ll THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW

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BAZOOKA BUBBLEGUM My momma She gave me a dollar She told me to buy a collar But I didn't buy no collar Instead I bought some bubblegum BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2) My momma She gave me a quarter She told me to tip the porter But I didn't tip no porter Instead I bought some bubblegum BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2) My momma She gave me a dime She told me to buy a lime But I didn't buy no lime Instead I bought some bubblegum BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2) My momma She gave me a nickel She tole me to buy a pickle But I didn't buy no pickle Instead i bought some bubblegum BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2) My momma She gave me a penny She told me to buy some bubblegum But I didn't buy no bubblegum Because I'm sick of bubblegum BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2) My momma She gave me a five She told me to stay alive But I didn't stay alive Instead I choked on bubblegum BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2)

LILY THE PINK We'll drink a drink a drink To lily the pink the pink the pink The saviour of, The savior of the human race. For she invented, medicinal compound Most efficacious in every case Mr freers had sticky out ears And it made him awful shy And so they gave him medicinal compound And now he's learning how to fly Brother Tony was notably bony He would never eat his meals And so they gave him medicinal compound Now they move him round on wheels Old Ebenezer thought he was Julius Caesar And so they put him in a home Where they gave him medicnal compound And now he's emperor of Rome Jonny Hammer, had a terrible st st st st stammer He could hardly sssay a word And so they gave him medicinal compound Now's he's seen, but never heard Aunty Milly ran willy nilly When her legs they did recede So they looked on medicinal compound Now they call her millipede Jennifer Eccles, had terrible freckles And the boys all called her names But she changed with medicinal compound Now he joins in all the games Lily the pink she turned to drink She filled up with paraffin inside And despite her medicinal compound Sadly piccalilli died Up to heaven her soul ascended All the church bells they did ring She took with her medicinal compound Hark the herald angels sing

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Funky Chicken (Leader) Let me see you funky chicken! (All) WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? (Leader) Let me see you funky chicken! (All) WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? I said.... Chorus: (everyone) Ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, One more time, now! Ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, ah-ah-ah ooo, (Leader) Let me see your Frankenstein (All) What's that you say? (Leader) I said let me see your Frankenstein (All) What's that you say? (Leader) Let me see your Elvis Presley (All) What's that you say? (Leader) I said let me see your Elvis Presley (All) What's that you say? (Leader) Let me see your King Tut (All) What's that you say? (Leader) I said let me see your King Tut (All) What's that you say? (Leader) Let me see your John Travolta (All) What's that you say? (Leader) I said let me see your John Travolta (All) What's that you say? (Leader) Let me see your Michael Jordan (All) What's that you say? (Leader) I said let me see your Michael Jordan (All) What's that you say? (Chorus action: swish, a a a swish, a a a swish, a a a swish) (Leader) Let me see you dying bug (All) What's that you say? (Leader) Let me see you dying bug (All) What's that you say? (Chorus action: lie on back and kick arms and legs)

(Leader) Let me see you Pee-Wee Herman (All) What's that you say? (Leader) Let me see you Pee-Wee Herman (All) What's that you say? (Chorus action: Bend slightly with knees together and cross arms front and then back) (Leader) Let me see you do the polka (All) What's that you say? (Leader) Let me see you do the polka (All) What's that you say? (Chorus action: poke the person beside you... ) Chicken Lips and Lizard Hips When I was a little kid I never liked to eat Mom would put things on my plate And I'd dump 'em on her feet But then one day she made this soup I ate it all in bed I asked her what she put in it And this is what she said: (chorus) "Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips And alligator eyes Monkey legs and buzzard eggs And salamander thighs Rabbit ears and camel rears And tasty toenail pies Stir 'em all together And it's mama's soup surprise" I went into the bathroom And I stood beside the sink I said, "I'm feeling slightly ill And I think I'd like a drink" Mama said, "I've just the thing I'll get it in a wink It's full of lots of protein And vitamins, I think"

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