A Night OutBy Derek Brown

You sit down at the bar and notice an old man.Do you?• Engage the old man? • Engage the bartender?

You talk to the old man and discover he can’t pay his bill.Do you?

• You tell him you can’t and you move to a table nearby.

• Offer to pay the old mans bill.

You pay the old mans bill and he greatly appreciates the kind gesture. Weeks later, you receive a letter informing you the old died and with no family to claim his fortune, he left it to you.

Engage the bartender.• Offer a tip. • Demand a drink.

You offer a tip and the bartender takes interest in you.Do you?

• Strike up a conversation?

• Ignore her and go do karaoke on stage?

You and the bartender hit it off and you begin to date and eventually marry.

You demand a drink. A big guy comes over to you and tells you to beat it.Do you?• Go out back and

fight?• Leave.

You go out back and fight. You get beaten up and end up in the hospital where you are treated with kittens.

You go up on stage and sing karaoke, drink, and you have a great night.

You leave to go and enjoy your boring life.

You take a nearby table and a lovely young lady approaches you and asks to sit down.Do you?• Ignore her? • Offer her a seat?

You offer her a seat and have great time. Later you end up in an alleyway drugged with empty pockets.