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Clifford Roberts

Copy © 2009 by Clifford Roberts

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A A Fine Mess A twin Abortion Doctor Absolute possibility Absolute uncertainty Absolutely unsure Abundant poverty Ac/dc unplugged Academic fraternity Academic sorority

A cappella with music Accident alert Accident plan Accidental kiss Accidental tourist Accidentally on purpose Accordion music Accurate election Accurate estimate Accurate forecast Accurate horoscope Accurate rumors

Accurate stereotype Accused felon Achievable fantasy Acoustic guitar amplifier Acrophobic mountain-climbers Act naturally Action plan Active neutrality Active reserve Active retirement Active standby Active sleeping partner

Actual reenactment Acute apathy Acute dullness Addition Reductions Adult children Adult male Advanced BASIC Advanced beginner Advanced Cobol Advanced ignorance Aerobic exercise

Affirmative action Affordable housing Affordable luxury Afoot ahead Aged care industry Aggressive begging Aggressive diplomacy Aging yuppie Agree to disagree A Hard Day’s Night Air field Airline food

Airline schedules Airport security A just war A little big A little pregnant Alligator skin All alone All-day briefing All natural artificial favor Almost always Almost candid

Almost certain Almost completed Almost done Almost exactly Almost finished Almost impossible Almost infallible Almost never Almost new Almost perfect Almost persuaded Almost pregnant

Almost ready Almost safe Almost suddenly Almost surprised Almost totally Alone in a crowd Alone together Altogether separate Aluminum bottle Aluminum window Always open

Always spontaneous Always surprised Amateur expert American beer American Cheese American Chop-suey American Civilization American culture American education American English American Honda American Intelligence

American Taliban Amicable divorce Amish Technology Among the first Ample shortage Amtrak schedule Anarchy community Anarchy rules A new classic Angry patient Anorexic pig

Anonymous colleague Anonymous identity Anorexic pig Anticipated serendipity Anticipated surprise Anticipating the unanticipated Anti-Missile Missile Antique cars Anxious patient AOL Help Apathetically urged Apathetically urged

Apathetic interest Appear invisible Apple tech support Approximate solution Approximately equal Approximately less than or equal to Aqualand Arabic Anti-Semitism Arbitrary fixed constant Arid ocean Armchair athlete

Arms limitation Army intelligence Arrogant humility Articulate ignorance Artificial Grass Artificial intelligence Artificial life Artificial reality Artificial turf Asexual Lesbian Asian-American Assembly language

Assistant supervisor Assisted suicide Astronomical forecast Astronomically small Atheistic Theocracy Athletic scholarship Attentive husband Aunt Jemima Light Authentic replica Authentic reproduction Authoritarian anarchy

Autistic behavior Automatic data entry Auto pilot Awfully good Awfully nice Awfully pretty

B Baby Doctor Baby giant Baby grand piano

Baby sit Backseat driver Backside Back to the Future Bad goodbye Bad health Bad luck Bad sex Bad sport Baggage handling Baggy tights Baked Alaska

Balanced insanity Balding hair Ball club Ballpoint Band Jocks Bankrupt millionaire Barely dressed Barely noticeable Barenaked ladies Bass guitar Battle dress Battle ready

Be spontaneous Beautiful Badlands Beauty bark Bedroom community Beginning finish Benevolent despot Benevolent dictator Benign neglect Benign Tumor Better strangers Better than new

Beyond infinity Big baby Big detail Big half Big minority Big nothing Big sip Big town Bigger half Binging on moderation Bipartisan cooperation Bird dog

Birth control Birthday suit Bittersweet Black and white Black Gold Black light BlackMarket.gov Black Russian Blameless culprit Bland spice Blessed curse

Blind eye Blinding light Blindingly Obvious Blind viewer Bluebird of Happiness Blue rose Bluebird of happiness Blurry vision Bomb shelter Bone china Boneless ribs Books on tape

Border control Border Security Boring court jester Boring orgasm Boring entertainment Born dead Bottoms up Bottomless cup Boxing ring Boy Bands with Instruments Boyfriend

Boyish grandpa Brain Fart Brand-new antiques Brave politician Brave wimp Bridegroom Bricked-up windows Brief Journey Brief Legal Description Brief journey Brief List Brief speech

Brief survey Brief Wait Bright night Bright rain Bright Shade Brilliantly dull Brilliant failure British cuisine British dentistry British Fashion British gourmet food

British Humor Bright night Bright rain Bright shade Brilliantly dull British Cuisine Broad tip Broken record Bug fix Budget Busters Budget deficit Bug-free code

Buffalo wings Bug free software Build down Bull riding Bull Shark Bureaucratic Buried alive Burning cold Burning Ice Business casual Business ethics

Butt heads Buy now and save

C C program Cable Service Cafeteria food Calculated error Calculated guess Calculated risk Calculated spontaneity

California Champagne California culture California Expressway California style Calm storm Calm winds Camping resort Canadian Bacon Canadian Culture Canadian History Canned fresh Cardinal sin

Careful disorderliness Care Industry Caring Republican Carnal Innocence Carnivorous Vegetarian Casual chic Casual dress Casual elegance Casual formality Casual intimacy Casual sex Casually concerned

Catfish Cat proof Cautiously Optimistic Cavalier concern CBS News Center around Central Intelligence Agency Centrally-planned economy Certain bet Certain risk Certainly unsure

Chaotic organization Charm Offensive Chaste whore Cheap gas Cheap Schooling Cheap Skates Cheerful cynic Cheerful pessimist Cheerful undertaker Cheerfully cynical Cheerfully mournful Cheerleading Scholarship

Cheese steak Cherokee Pioneer Cherry tart Cherry tomato Cheese Steak Chic-geek chic, sloppy chic, trendy chic Chicken fajitas Chicken fingers Child proof Child manners Child militia

Chilling fever Chills and fever Chinese chop suey Chinese Dessert Chocolate ‘Nilla Wafers Christian Doctor Christian education Christian evolutionist Christian gangster Christian militia Christian Right Christian Scientists

Christian Soldier CIA cooperation Church of Scientology Citizen soldier City Park City Worker Civil disobedience Civil disorder Civil engineer Civil Libertarian Civil litigation

Civil Servant Civil service Civil strife Civil unrest Civil war Civil wilderness Civilized divorce Civilized warfare Civilized world Classic New Homes Classic rock & roll Classical jazz

Classical novel Clean air Clean boy Clean coal Clean dirt Clean hack Clean kill Clean litter Clean mud Clean oil Clean toilet

Clear as mud Clearly ambiguous Clearly confused Clearly confusing Clearly misinformed Clearly misunderstood Clearly obfuscating Clearly obscure Clearly Opaque Clever fool Cleveland Grand Prix Click the switch

Climb down Clinton principles Clogged drain Close distance Closet exhibitionist Cluster bomb CNN style Coal-mine safety Coca-cola foods Co-ed fraternity Co-ed sorority

Cold as hell Cold comfort Cold fever Cold heart Cold hotdog Cold sandwich Cold sweat Cold toast Cold War Collectible antiques Collective liberty College algebra

College education College student Color Blind Colored music Colorless kaleidoscope Combative apology Comedic tragedy Comfortable bra Comfortable heels Comfortable neck-brace Comfortable tights

Comfortable thong Comfortably dressed Commercial art Committee action Committee decision Committee schedule Common abnormality Common courtesy Common phenomenon Common sense Common Sense Underwriting Communist party

Comparatively unique Compassionate Conservative Compassionate editor Compassionate management Compassionate Narcissist Competitive Disadvantage Complete Selection Complete separation Completed research Completed website Completely destroyed

Completely disorganized Completely educated Completely succinct Completely unfinished Completely unprepared Competitive disadvantage Component parts Compulsory volunteer Computer Jock Computer science Computer security Compulsory volunteers

Conciliation court Concise dictionary Concrete pad Conditionally Pre-approved Confident fear Confidently scared Confirmed rumor Congressional accountability Congressional action Congressional cooperation Congressional ethics

Congressional oversight Congressional responsibility Congressional wisdom Conscientious Capitalism Conscientious stupidity Conscripted volunteer Consensual rape Conservative Activist Conservative Democrat Conservative Intellectual Conservative liberal Conservative revolution

Considerate boss Consistent discrepancies Consistent uncertainties Consistently inconsistent Conspicuous absence Conspicuously absent Constant change Constant infrequent Constant variable Construction Worker Constructive ambiguity

Constructive attitude Constructive criticism Constructive negativity Consumer awareness Contemporary Classic Contemporary history Continental breakfast Continuing resolution Continuous Break Contra aid Contra assistance Controlled Blast

Controlled burn Controlled chaos Controlled enthusiasm Controlled explosion Controlled-market economy Controlled rage Controlled skeptic Controlled-market economy Convenience store Conventional wisdom Convergent Evolution

Cooperative Multitasking Corporate conscience Corporate Culture Corporate ethics Corporate family Corporate planning Corporative Responsibility Correct error Correctional institution Corrupt Official Cost effective Cost savings

Cosmology is in chaos Cotton Candy Could care less Council action Countable infinity Countless numbers Country club prison Country Life Country music Courtesy Towing Covered Bridge

Cowardly lioness Crack Pipe Crash landing Cream soda Creation science Creative destruction Crimes of Passion Crime Prevention Criminal cop Criminal justice Criminal law Criminal Rights

Criminal system Crisis management Critical acclaim Critical praise Crowded Room Cruel kindness Cruel to be kind Cultured animal Current history Curved line Customer satisfaction

Customer service

D Daily special Damned good Damn with faint praise Damned good Dangerously safe Dark day Dark face Dark light

Dark star Darkness visible Dark victory Data base consistency Days night Dead drunk Dead livestock Dead listener Dead man walking Dead right Dead spirits Death listener

Deafening silence Deaf-piano turner Dear occupant Dearest enemy Death benefits Debugged program Debutante Ball Decaffeinated Espresso Decent Lawyer Deeper high Deeply superficial Defensive attack

Defensive strike Defensive tackle Defensive weapon Defiant maybe Deficit spending Definite maybe Definite perhaps Definite possibility Definite probability Degradable Plastic Deliberate mistake

Deliberate speed Deliberate torment Deliberately thoughtless Delicate assault Delicious torment Deliciously hideous Deliberately thoughtless Delightful marriage Demanding Patient Democratic centralism Democratic Congress Democratic Leadership

Democratic Machine Department of the Interior Deregulation law Designer beer Designer jeans Desirable calamity Desktop publishing Desktop Publishing Despairing hope Detailed summary Developmental swamp land

Devil’s advocate Devilish angel Devilishly good Devout atheist Devout Christian Dickhead Dignified slavery Diet Coke Diet ice cream Different pattern Different similarities Dignified slavery

Diligent sloth Diminished capacity Diminished confidence Diminishing growth Diminutive giants Dim light Dimwit Dinning hall food Diplomatic Offensive Direct circumvention Disallowed goal

Disaster preparedness Disaster relief Disciplined gluttony Disco music Discovered missing Discretionary rules Disgustingly good Disposable income Disposable products Distant relatives Distinctive uniform Divided Unity

Dividend tax Divorce court Divorced lady Doctor of nursing Doctoral ignorance Dodge Ram Doing nothing Dollar value Domestic abuse Domestic bliss Domestic cooperation

Domestic disturbance Domestic tranquility Domestic violence Donor Party Door stop Dorm food DOS operating system Dotted line Double-check Double solitaire Doubting believers Down elevator

Down escalator Downwind stalk Drag race Drastic improvement Drawing a blank Dress flip-flops Dress pants Dress shirt Dress shoes Dressing casual Drip dry

Drive-thru window Driving pleasure Droning Silence Drug Free School Zone Drug culture Dry beer Dry creek Dry humor Dry ice Dry humor Dry lake Dry martini

Dry palm Dry pond Dry pool Dry river Dry snow Dry style Dry Vermouth Dry water Dry wine Dry wit Dull acupuncturists

Dull humor Dull knife Dull needle Dull roar Dull sharpness Dull shine Dumb Ass Dumb joke Duplicate original Dust off Dying is a necessity Dynamic monotone

Dynamic stability

E Easy come easy go Easy labor Easy credit Easy directions Easy exercise Easy labor Easy money Easy-open cap

Easy payments Easy problem Easy task Easy to follow directions Easy to revise Earth Angel Economic Car Economic catastrophe Economic forecast Economic reform Economic stability Economy car

Educated consumer Educated fool Educated guess Educated Illiterate Educational administration Educational television Effective compassion Effective management Eggplant Elected king Electroshock Therapy

Elementary calculus Elementary differential equations Elevated subway Enlightening Graduation Speech Elite rabble Eloquent silence Emergency Room Empty fullness Empty Stomach End Head Energetic exhaustion English Gourmet

English Syntax Enormously small Enough time Enquiring minds Entertaining sermon Entertainment News Enthusiastic indifference Entire Portion Environmentalist bumper sticker Environmentally Sensitive Development Equal Housing

Equal justice Equal opportunity Equally diverse Ergo-friendly keyboard Ergonomic keyboard Escaped inmate Eschew obfuscation Essential frill Essential luxury Essential service Essentially irrelevant Eternal life

Ethnic Cleansing Ethical Attorney Ethical hackers Ethiopian Feast Ethnic cleansing European Community Evaporated milk Even-odds Even-steven Evolutionary fact Evolutionary technology

Evolutionary Theory Exact difference Exact estimate Exact estimation Exact opposite Excessive profit Executive assistant Executive decision Executive secretary Exit interview Expanded Basic Expected serendipity

Expected surprise Expect the unexpected Expert amateur Explicit innuendo Explicitly ambiguous Expert Amateur Express Bus Express Lane Express line Express mail Express ways

Expressive silence Exquisite nonsense Exquisite pain Extended deadline Extensive briefing Extinct Life Form Extra advantage Extra money Extra ordinary Extra time Extreme moderation Extremely average

Extremely bland Extremely neutral Extremely normal Exxon Cleanup Eyes of evil Eyes wide shut

F Factual inaccuracies Faculty cooperation Faculty understanding

Faculty working Failing health Fail safe Fair lending practices Fair reporting Fair trial Fairly accurate Fairly explicit Fairly obvious Faithful Girlfriend Faithful Husband Faith unfaithful

Falling sideways Fallout shelter False fact False hope False impression False positive False reality Falsely true Familiar stranger Family entertainment Family vacation

Famous-anonymous Famous Canadians Fan fatale Fan light Fantastic Reality Farewell reception Fascinating politics Fast Basic Fast, cheap, and goodly Fast food Fast idle Fast-mail service

Fast snail Fast turtle Fast waiter Fast walk Fast mail service Fat-boy slim Fat chance Fat-free cream cheese Fat-free ice cream Fatally injured Fault tolerant system

Faultily faultless Fearful bravery Fearful of being phobia Featherweight Federal budget Feeling numb Fellow Females Fellow sisters Fellow women Female gunman Female logic Female rationality

Female transformer Feminine logic Feminist intellectual Feminist studies Fiberglass Fictional reality Fictional truth Fiery ice Fighting Christians Fighting for peace Filing system

Film critic Final conclusion Final draft Final version Finally again Financially strong Fine mess Fire hose Fire house Firewall Firewater Firm estimate

Firm grip Firm hand Firm maybe Firm pillow First annual First class mail First conclusions First deadline First-strike defense First string secondary First strike defense

Fiscal responsible liberal Fiscally responsible democrat Fish farm Fish fingers Flat-breasted Flat-busted Flexible ethics Flexible freeze Floating to the bottom Flood control Floppy disk Flurry of Inactivity

Flying Fish Foam-steel Following Preview Food Engineer Food Sanctions Foolhardy Foolish wisdom Foolishly wise Foolproof instructions Football scholarship Forced Normalization

Foreign national Forever’s End Forgetful Elephant Forgotten memories Formal flip-flops Former life-long love Former native Forth programming language Forward back Forward lateral Forward thinking liberal Forward back

Forward lateral Found missing Four Cylinder Supercar Fox News Free agent Free credit Free election Free election laser Free gift Free labor Free love

Free meals Free market Free prisoner Free purchase Free rent Free society Free trade agreement Free verse Freewill Baptist Church Free With Purchase Freedom Loan Freedom Mortgage

Freewill Baptist Church Freezer burn French Army French deodorant French Humility French Mafia French military French patriot French Resistance French Shaving Cream Fresh air

Fresh cheese Fresh dried fruit Fresh exhaust Fresh fermented Fresh from concentrate Fresh frozen Fresh-frozen jumbo shrimp Fresh prunes Fresh raisins Fresh sour cream Fresh yogurt Fried roast

Friendly advice Friendly argument Friendly competitor Friendly dictator Friendly divorce Friendly enemy Friendly fights Friendly fire Friendly lawsuit Friendly suit Friendly takeover

Friendly war Friendly weapons Frightening comfort Front end Frozen food Frozen Hell Frozen in Time Frugal Gourmet Full-length bikini Full service Full service snack bar Full stop

Full-time day care Full-time hobby Full vacuum Functional illiterate Functional manager Fundamental religion Funky white guy Funny clean joke Funny insult Fun run Funny oxymoron

Future date Future history Fuzzy logic

G Gargantuan lilliputian Gateway Gay Christians Gay drill sergeant Gay marriage Gay priests

Gay rights Geek chic Genteel snob Gentle contempt Gentle madness Gentle piranha Gentle turbulence Gentleman’s agreement Gentleman bandit Gentleman’s club Gentleman pirates Genuine fake

Genuine forgery Genuine Illusion Genuine imitation Genuine-imitation leather Genuine plastic Genuine replica Genuine veneer Genuinely bogus Genuinely fake German diplomat Ghostly spirit Giant dwarf

Giant shrimp Gigantic microorganism Gilded slavery Girlfriend Girl scout nuts Girly-man Glacier-like rapidity Global village Go ahead and back up Go sit God awful

God-fearing Atheist Going nowhere Going nowhere fast Gold cigar Gold silverware Golf fashion Goliath Beetle Good beating Good boy Good cigar Good clean fun Good demon

Good fast food Good Friday Good garbage Good graft Good grief Good job Good junk Good kid Good landlord Good lawyer Good lie

Good light-bulb joke Good loser Good morning Good mother-in-law Good profanity Good pun Good referee Good shit Good stuff Good teenager Good TV Gourmet cat food

Gourmet fast food Gourmet hamburger Gourmet hog bellies Gourmet pizza Gourmet porridge Gourmet sandwich Government aid Government assistance Government efficiency Government integrity Government initiative

Government intelligence Government organization Government service Government student Government worker Graduate student Grand children Grand theft Grape Nuts Graphic language Graphite irons Grass roots

Great Britain Great Commoner Great depression Great regular flavor Great war Great weakness Greater Cleveland Greater evil Greater (New York) Greatest weakness Greatly reduced

Green blackberries Green blueberries Green consumerism Green manufacturing Green oranges Gregarious recluse Grotesque beauty Grounded airplane Ground floor Group of individuals Growing deep Growing dim

Growing small Growing smaller Growth recession Guaranteed forecast Guest host Gum brick Gummily brittle Gunboat diplomacy Gun safety Guns “n” roses Gypsy king

H Hair growth Haitian former Half breed Half dead Half dressed Half empty Half full Half naked Half true

Halfway done Ham steak Handgun safety Hang Glide Hang over Happily apathetic Happily ever after Happily married Happy agony Happy apathy Happy camper Happy demise

Happy fault Happy Monday Happy pessimist Hard copy attachment Hard curve Hard cushion Hard day’s night Hard disk Hard liquor Hard pillow Hard roll Hard water

Harmless abuse Harmless crime Harmless fun Harmless lie Harmless pollution Harmless pornography Harmless sin Harmonious discord Hasten slowly Hazardous waste disposal Head-butt

Head-end Health-care system Healthful-city environment Healthy chocolate Healthy city Healthy competition Healthy fat Healthy means Healthy obsession Healthy tan Heartfelt politics Heavenly Body

Heavy gas Heavy lightness Heifer bull Height of depravity Helicopter flight Hell’s Angels Hellish paradise Here and there High ground Higher education Highly depressed

Highly visible covert operation High Speed Computer Hilarious funeral Hindsight Hip-hop culture Historical Current Event Historical fiction History of the future HMO choice Holistic Healing Holistic Medicine Hollow point

Holy crap Holy hell Holy land Holy Roman Empire Holy shit Holy wars Home office Home school Homeless shelter Homeland security Homeopathic Medicine

Home school Homework Homo sapiens Honest bureaucratic snafu Honest burglar Honest convict Honest crook Honest graft Honest insurance companies Honest lawyer Honest liar Honest politician

Honest salesperson Honest thief Hong Kong Hopeful pessimistic Hopefully optimistic Hopeful pessimist Hopelessly optimistic Horribly decent Horse fly Hospital food Hot chili

Hot ice/Icy hot Hotdog Hot Lesbians Hot water heater Houseboat House Ethics Committee Huge market niche Huge shortage Huge shortfall Human compassion Human evolution Human robot

Humane death Humane robotics Humanitarian invasion Humanitarian war Humble opinion Humble Pedantry Humorous oxymoron Hurts so good Hybrid car Hypothetical situations Hyundai Excel

I IBM compatible IBM-Apple compatible Ice Cream Cake Ice water Icy hot Icy hot patch Idiot savant Idle gossip Idle labor

Idly laborious Ignorant professor Ill fortune Ill health Illegitimate relative Immediate future Immigration control Impatient patient Important Baseball Game Important trivia Impressive Ignorance Impromptu speech

Inarticulate speaker Inarticulate writer Income tax Incompatibility Incomplete cure Increasing declines Increasing losses Increasingly little Incredibly believable Incredibly common Incredibly credible Incredibly dull

Incredibly honest Incredibly real Incredibly stupid Indecent exposure Indifferently attentive Indirect communication Industrial Park Ineligible Democrat voter Inexpensive car Inexpensive girlfriend Inexpensive house

Inexpensive luxury Inexpensive medical care Infant studies Infinite list (of something) Infinite number Information System Support Information Superhighway Initial conclusion Initial results Initial retirement Inmate Trustee Innate Wisdom

Innocent bureaucratic blunder Innocent criminal Innocent grope Innocent women Insane logic Insanely normal In-school suspension Inside out Insincere appreciation Insincere thanks Insincere vow

Insomniac dreams Instant classic Instant folk hero Instant oil change Institutional revolution Instrumental song Intellectual liberal Intellectual socialist Intellectual Marxist Intellectual feminist Intelligent fight Intelligent life forms

Intelligent news coverage Intelligent reporter Intelligent war reporter Intense apathy Intense disinterest Intensely cool Intensely uninterested Interested students Interest free loan Internal exile Internal Revenue Service

Internet Privacy Interstate highways in Hawaii Intimate murder Intimate strangers Intrinsic value Invisible ink Invisible solid Irate patient Iron curtain Iron hand Iron lung Iron maiden

Iron stone Iron weed Ironic similarities Ironwood Italian Government Italian War-hero

J Jailbird Jailbird Jarring harmony

Jewish Nazi Job fair Job fulfillment Job Security Jogging Stroller Journalistic accuracy Journalistic integrity Joyful trouble Jumbo shrimp Jump start Jungle gym Junior senator

Junk bonds Junk food Junk science Just in time Just war Justice Berger Justice System Justifiable genocide Justifiably paranoid Justified rape

K Kentucky fried chicken Key chain Kickstand Killjoy Kitchen police Knee-high panty hose Knothole Known-covert operation Known secret Known stranger

Known covert operation Kosher Christmas cookies Kosher ham Kosher Pork Kosher Shellfish

L Lace-up loafers Ladies man Lady wrestler Laid-back compulsive

Lame effort Lame skills Lamp shade Land developer Land development Landlocked island Large ant Large miniature Large mini-van Larger half Last exit Last half

Last initial Last second Last train Lasting aid Lasting diet Law brief Law Enforcement Lead balloon Lean pork Learned blockhead Learned fool

Least favorite Lebanese government Led Zeppelin Left bank Left blank Left Intellectual Left-wing academic Left-wing intellectual Left-wing think-tank Legal brief Legal ethics Legal justice

Legal monopoly Legal reasoning Legally drunk Legitimate conspiracy Legitimate politics Leisure industry Leisure suit Lemon lime Lend lease Less filling Less is more

Lesser evil Lesser good Lethal assistance Liberal conservative Liberal fundamentalists Liberal ideas Liberal intellectual Liberal party conservative Liberal Republican Liberal thinker Libertarian organization Lieutenant colonel

Lieutenant general Life after death Life insurance Life sentence Light armor Light beer Light-heavyweight Light opera Light rock Light shadow Light-skinned black

Light traffic Limited empowerment Limited freedom Limited immunity Limited incursion Limited lifetime guarantee Limited Nuclear War Limited war Limousine bus Linear curve Liquid air Liquid crystal

Liquid gas Liquid metal Liquid natural gas Liquid paper Liquid smoke Lite beer Literal interpretation Literary illiterates Little big Little big horn Little big league

Little big man Little bigger Little bit big Little deceptive Little giant Little monster Little murders Little pregnant Live on tape Live recording Live television Living apart together

Living corpse Living dead Living death Living doll Living end Living fossil Local celebrity Local long distance Local network Logical thought Lonely Heart’s Club

Loner’s Club Long and short of it Long brief Long Day’s Night Long Island Expressway Long knot Long nap Long recess Long shorts Long sleeve t-shirt Loophole Loose cinch

Loose knot Loose tights Loosely packed Lopsided majority Loquacious librarian Los Angeles Winter Loss Leader Loss prevention specialist Loud librarian Loud silence Loud whisper

Lovable loser Love affair Love-hate relationship Love hurts Lover’s quarrel Lovesick Loving Christians Loving hatred Low Altitude Low-fat Low cost Low insurance rates

Low-intensity conflict Low paid politician Low priority Low rise Low-speed chase Low tax Lower inflation Loyal opposition Lucky stiff Luke-warm enthusiasm Luxemburg Customer Service

Luxury apartment Luxury beer Luxury bus Luxury compact Luxury pontoon boat Luxury SUV

M Macro-microorganism Madam chairperson Mafia cop

Magic realism Magnificent desolation Magnificent failure Magnificent ugly Mail delivery Major General Major minority Major trivia Make haste slowly Malaysian Democracy Male compassion Male gynecologist

Male intellect Male lady Bug Male nurse Male nutritionist Male Sensitivity Make haste slowly Man-child Managed care Manage competition Managed healthcare Management Action Management decision

Management leadership Management potential Management Science Management Style Management Support Mandatory contribution Mandatory Judgment Mandatory Option(s) Mandatory volunteerism Mannish woman Man’s intuition

Manual Automatic Garage Door Openers Many fewer Marijuana initiative Marital aids Marital trust Marketing person Marriage Counselor Marketing strategy Married life Martial arts Martial bliss Martial law

Martial music Martial trust Marxist capitalism Mass customization Massively thin Master copy Master slave Maternity fashion Math teacher Mature adolescent Mature male

Mature student Maxi thins McDonalds burger McDonald’s dinner Mean smile Meaningful nonsense Meaningful-overnight relationship Meatless chili Meatless hamburger Meatless meat Meatless sausage Medical care

Medical benefits Medical profession Medicaid payments Medical ethics Medium large Medium well Melted Ice Melancholy merriment Mental masturbation Mercy killing Merry widow

Metal board Metal woods Metaphysics Mexican American Mexican Cuisine Microscopic carelessness Micro-mainframe Microsoft Excel Microsoft Works Middle East peace process Middle initial Midnight Sun

Mighty Mouse Mighty Weak Mild abrasive Mild cigar Mild-East Peace Mild Heart Attack Mild hot sausage Mild interest Mild Jalepeno Pepper Mild Mannered Reporter Mild PMS

Mild temper Mild turbulence Middle East peace progress Mildly abrasive Mildly psychotic Mile High Militant pacifist Military accountability Military budget Military cadence Military intelligence Military justice

Military music Military organization Military peace Military system Mind-expanding drugs Mindless thinking Miniature giant Mini jumbo Mini-marathon Minor catastrophe Minor crisis

Minor disaster Minor emergency Minor hurricane Minor milestone Minor miracle Minor surgery Miracle drug Misanthropic humanitarian Miserable abundance Miserable present Missing present Mobile home

Mobile station Model prisoner Modern Art Modern classic Modern history Modern majority Modern maturity Modern Tradition Moderately excessive Moderately uninhabited Moderately radical

Moderately uninhibited Modest Magnificence Modestly arrogant Modified-final judgment Monumental littleness Moot point Moral duty Moral majority Morbid humor More complete More equal More infinite

More perfect More unique Mormon theology Mortgage Industry Most unique Motion Picture Motorcycle safety Mountain lake Mournful optimist Moving target Mud bath

Multiple Choice Multiple focus Multiple priorities Murderous innocence Muscular Fat Musical Comedy Mute sound Mutual attraction Mutual differences Mutual masturbation Mutually exclusive My worst favorites

N Nameless celebrity Nasty politeness National Medicare Program Native American Native Immigrant Natural actor Natural addictive Natural artifact Natural Blood Natural Enhancement

Natural makeup Natural phony Natural synthetic Naturally artificial Naval aviation Near future Near miss Nearly complete Nearly finished Nearly perfect Neat mess

Neat office Necessary evil Necessary meeting Needless requirement Negative feedback Negative gain Negative growth Negative impact Negative momentum Negative impact Negative Profit Nerd chic

Net loss Net security Neutral charge Neutral color Neutral Point of View Never again Never generalize Never is Never mind Nevermore Never repeated

Never say never New classic New age fundamental New age fundamentalist New and improved New antiques New archeology New classic New cliché New Democrat New improved New Jersey

New lofts New Mexico New Oldsmobile New routine New tradition New used cars New York Culture Nice and sleazy Nice cat Nightlight Nightshade

Night vision Ninety-nine per cent pure Ninja Turtles No comment No fair No-fault divorce No good do-gooder Noble frailty Noble savage Noiseless sound Noisy mime Non-alcoholic beer

Non-alcoholic wine Non-binding Contract Non-binding Resolution Non-commercial sponsor Non-dairy creamer Non-denominational Christian Non-denominational church Non-denominational Prayer Non-fat cream Non-fat ice cream Non-intervention intervention

Non-profit organizations Non-stick glue Non-stick gum Non-stick Velcro Non-stop flight Non-toxic bug spray Non-working house Non-working mother Normal deviation Normal espionage Normal human Normally insane

Normally weird Notably absent Nothing happens Nothing much Northwest Summer Now, then Nuclear defense Nuclear safety Nuclear Strategy Numb feeling Numbing sensation

O Obedient defiance Objective Art Objective morality Objective opinion Objective parent Objective rating Obnoxiously Happy Obscene art Obvious secret Obviously concealed

Obviously Happy Obviously Hidden Ocean shore Odd Similarities Oddly appropriate Oddly familiar Oddly natural Off-duty Policeman Office Park Office Suite Official corruption

Offset Old boy Old Boy’s Network Old Girl’s Network Old newborn Old news On-line Newspaper On-line security On the go On time Flight On time train Once again

One choice One hour photo One hundred percent chance One hundred percent plus One hundred and ten percent One-man band One person crew One size fits all Once again One choice Only choice

Only one option Only option Only often Only Option Open-book test Open circuit Open Code Open lock Open loop Open marriage Open minded Open Sandwich

Open Secret Open Sesame Open lock Open minded Open secret Open-book test Open loop Open secret Operating System Operation Rescue On time flight

On time train Opposite Attraction Orderly Confusion Organized anarchy Organized Chaos Organized Committee Organized Confusion Organize Crime Organized Mess Organized Traffic Jam Original copy/copies Original replica

Original reprint Original reproduction Original protestant Outer core Oven fried Overcool Overdone Overfull Overmodest Oxymoron Oyster crackers

P Pacific Ocean Pagan Cretin Paid volunteer Painful pleasure Painless Dentistry Painless Suicide Painless Table cloth Painless torture Paper Chain Paper Roses

Paper Tablecloth Paper Tiger Paper towel Paperless office Parallel connection Paranoid optimist Paraphrased quotation Parents without partners Park Drive Parking space Partial Ceasefire

Partial conclusion Partial nudity Partial silence Partial success Partially competed Partially destroyed Partially honest Partially organized Partially true Particle idealist Partly pregnant Pass Rusher

Passive activity Passive aggression Passive challenge Passive confrontation Passive restraint Passively tried Past prediction Past present Patient advocate Patriotic militia Peace benefits

Peace force Peace offensive Peace officer Peace-keeper missile Peacemaker Missile Peace riot Peaceful Hullabaloo Peaceful idiot Peaceful liberation Peaceful protests Peaceful Warrior Peacefully Contentious

Peacekeeper Missile Peacekeeping Force Peacemaker Missile Peasant King Peer pressure People’s Democratic Republic of Yemen Perfect husband Perfect idiot Perfect misfit Perfect screw-up Perfect storm

Perfect wife Perfectly awful Perfectly normal Perfectly ridiculous Permanent change Permanent fad Permanent guest host Permanent loan Permanent substitute Persistent ambivalence Personal ad Personal business

Personal computer Personalized form letter Pet cat Pet fish Pet Peeve Pet rock Pet Slug Petty cash People’s Republic of China Philosophy Science Phone mail

Physician Assisted Suicide Pianoforte Pigeon’s milk Pink lemonade Pious atheist Pious hate Plain buttered bagels Plain chocolate Planned Chaos Planned exodus Planned Parenthood Planned serendipity

Planned spontaneity Planned Surprise Planning Retreat Plastic Board Plastic flowers Plastic glass(s) Plastic Lemons Plastic silverware Plastic straw Plastic wood Player coach

Player piano Pleasant hell Pleasingly confused Pleasing pain Pleasing punishment Pocket calculator Pointed foolishness Police protection Police Science Polite Cabbie Polite salesman Politely insulting

Political cooperation Political correctness Political courtesy Political ethics Political leadership Political promise Political science Political solutions Political trust Political will Politically correct

Pool table Poor intelligence Poor little rich girl Poor millionaire Poor pride Poor Republican Pop Art Pop Punk Popular Mechanics Popular science Population control Positive defeat

Positive resistance Positively cynical Positively depressing Positively negative Positively wrong Post feminist Post-marital agreement Post Modern Postal efficiency Postal service Postal Worker

Pot luck Powdered milk Powdered water Power Nap Practical experience Practical idealist Practical joke Practical Logic Practical Parenting Practically useless Practice test Precious junk

Precious trinkets Precise estimate Precision bombing Precision forging Precision thinking Predictably random Preemptive Reaction Preliminary conclusion Premature ejaculation Premeditated spontaneity Premenstrual period

Presently gone Preservational development Presidential promises Press enter to exit Press release Pretty bad Pretty Disgusting Pretty Intelligent Pretty smart Pretty sorry looking Pretty ugly Precision thinking

Preventable accident Preventable Death Previous history Priceless junk Primitive culture Prison life Prison reform Pristine Bullshit Private citizen Private e-mail Private Public Record

Problem solved Pro-choice Pro-Contra Procrastinate now Producing Manager Productivity Committee Production Meeting Professional amateur Professional Courtesy Professional dispute Professional Jealousy Professional Realtor

Professional sports Professional temp Professional wrestling Program-Length Commercial Progressing backward Progressive Conservative Progressive decline Proletarian dictatorship Promiscuous Nun Promiscuous eunuch Pronounced silence

Proposed standard Propriety standard Proud humility Psychiatric care Public school education Public secret Public servant Public school education Public service Purdue football Pure crap Pure dirt

Pure evil Pure Pollution Pure sex Pure Speculation Psychiatric care

Q Qualified success Quality assurance Quality Service Quantum leap

Quebec Intellectual Questionable answer QuickBasic Quick Escrow Quick fix Quick reboot Quickly slowing Quick reboot Quiet American Quiet hurricanes Quiet loudspeaker Quiet noise

Quiet rage Quiet revolution Quiet riot Quiet scream Quiet storm Quiet tirade Quiet yell Quite a few Quite riot Quite Storm

R Radical Center Radical chic Radical moderate Radio Show Rampant Apathy Random logic Random order Random pattern Random Precision Random series

Randomly organized Rap artist Rap music Rapid transit Rare steak Rarely done Rational integer Rational ravings Reagan Democrat Reagan Memoirs Real copy Real Fake

Real Fantasy Real Imitation leather Real Lie Real magic Real numbers Real phony Real polyester Real potential Real processed cheese Real Vinyl Realistic fantasy

Realistic Liberal Realistic Schedule Realistic Simulation Reality TV Really Sarcastic Real-time computing Reasonable attorney fees Reasonable demand Reasonable female Reasonable medical fees Reasonable pharmaceutical costs Rebel Without a Cause

Recent history Recently new Reckless caution Recoilless rifle Recorded live Re-create Recreational burning Recycling dump Red Indians Red licorice Redundant redundancy

Refundable deposit Regional pantheists Regular specials Rehabilitated criminal Rehearsed improvisation Related division Relative stranger Relative truth Relatively precise Relatively strict Reliable British sports cars Religious atheist

Religious education Religious fact Religious retreat Religious right Religious science Religious tolerance Religious stranger Remotely close Remotely obvious Removal sticker Renegade lawmakers

Representative Democracy Republican initiative Republican Party Repulsive desire Reputable salesman Required donation Required elective Resident alien Resident visitor Resolute ambivalence Resort Campground Respectful trolls

Responsible committee Responsible drinking Responsible gambling Responsible teen Restless sleep Restrained Grandparent Restrained opulence Retarded genius Retarded logic Retired worker Reverse discrimination

Righteous indignation Riot control Rising deficits River land Roaring silence Rock ‘n roll music Rock garden Rock music Rock opera Rogue cop Rolling stop Roomy airline-coach seats

Rough finish Round corner Round edges Routine change Routine emergency Routine par Routine surgery Rubber Bones Rubber Cement Rubber chicken Rude manners

Rude welcome Rules of war Running idle Running in place Rush hour traffic Rustic Elegance Russian Economy Rustic elegance RV Resort

S

Sad clown Sad optimist Sad smile Sadly amused Sadly funny Safe abortion Safe and sane fireworks Safe bet Safe guns Safe investment Safe medication Safe risk

Safe sex Safe weapons Safety glass Safety hazard Safety strap Same difference Same-sex marriage Sample prototype Sanitary landfill Sanitary napkin Sanitary sewer Sanitary toilet

Sarcasm-free zone Satisfied Democrat Savage civilization Savings & loans Saving price Scalding coolness Scented deodorant Scheduled spontaneity School cafeteria food School food School system

School vacation Science fiction Scientific belief Scientific chiropractic Scientific consensus Scientific creationism Scientific poll Scientific speculation Scottish Danish Screaming in silence Screaming silence Scripted spontaneity

Sea farming Seacoast Seaport Seashore Search Party Second best Second initial Secretarial science Secret FBI files Secret rumor Secretarial Science

Secular fundamentalism Secular religion Security risk Sedate sex Sedentary living Seductive innocence Self-help book Self-help group Self-righteous Self service Semi-boneless Semi-precious

Semi-private Semi-professional Semi-retired Semi truck Senate Ethics Committee Senate Intelligence Committee Sense of the Congress Sensitive guy Sensitive male Serial monogamy Serious best

Serious clown Serious comedian Serious comic Serious fun Serious humor Serious musician Seriously funny Service station Set free Severely killed Sexual tension Sexy ugly

Shabby chic Shared monopoly Sharp curve She-male Short distance Short length Short survey Short-tall tales Shout in a whisper Shouting whispers Shy exhibitionist

Shyly pompous Sight unseen Significant other Silent alarm Silent applause Silent auction Silent barber Silent cacophony Silent noise Silent rave Silent scream Silent sound

Silent speech Silent testimony Silent Women Silent yell Simple calculus Simple complexity Simple computers Simple confusion Simple harmonic motion Simple instructions Simple interest loan

Simple medical procedure Simple plan Simple procedure Simple prototype Simple rules Simple technology Simplistic complexity Simply awesome Simply clever Simply complex Simply complicated Simply confused

Simply splendid Simply superb Simple technology Simply superb Sincere deceivers Sincere deception Sincere flattery Sincere insincerity Sincere lie Sinfully good Single copy

Single diversity Single pair Single thought Singular relationship Situational ethics Sit up Slave Master Sleep rigorously Sleeper hit Sleep vigorously Sleepwalk Sleeveless t-shirt

Slight exaggeration Slight hernia Slight surprise Slightly killed Slightly overweight Slightly pregnant Slightly-used-dental floss Slim fast Slouchy perfectionist Sloppy chic Slow and steady rush

Slow children Slow crowd Slow death Slow jet Slow jog Slow-motion explosion Slow run Slow speed Slumber party Small crowd Small fortune Small giant

Small plethora Small world Smaller half Smart ass Smart blond Smart bomb Smart drugs Smart fool Smart dork Smart drugs Smart teachers

Smart window users Smokeless cigarette Smooth closing Smooth whiskey Snow angel Snow-white tan Soaring down Sober drunk Social hermit Social outcast Social science Social security

Socialist Market Economy Socialist worker Socialized healthcare Socialized medicine Softball Soft bomb Soft porn Soft rock Soft thunder Software documentation Software engineer

Software manual Software reliability Solid glass Solid gold plated Solid hole Solid rumor Solo concert Solo ensemble Someone Somewhat awesome Somewhat destroyed Somewhat functional

Somewhat legal Sophisticated New Yorker Sophomore Soul food Sound-filled silence Sound of silence Southern justice Soviet economy Soviet Republic Soviet Union Sound of silence

Space cowboy Space walk Spare rib Special rights Specialize in everything Specialized in generalities Specifically vague Spectator sport Speechwriting Speed bump Speed limit Spendthrift

Spiritual materialism Splendid failure Splendid misery Splendidly dull Spoken thought Spontaneous demonstration Sport Utility Vehicle Sports scholarship Sports Sedan Spring break Square peg

Square wheels Squared circle Squaw man Stable economic policies Stable progression Staged accident Standard deviation Standard option Stand down Stand fast Start stopping State Development

State worker Static discharge Static variable Stationary Bike Stationary Orbit Statistical Certainty Statistical humor Steadfast flexibility Stealth bomber Steel wool Stifled Creativity

Still life Still moving Still wind Stinky rose Stool pigeon Stop action Stop-motion Straight angle Straight-forward subterfuge Straight familiar Straight hook Strangely familiar

Strategic withdrawal Strawberry blonde Strawberry papaya Strenuous idleness Stretch budget Striper’s dressing room Strong decaf Strong weakness Structured RPG Programming Student athlete Student professor

Student teacher Studied indifference Studious students Study break Study outside Stunted growth Stupid genius Styrofoam peanut Subdued debate Subjective data Sublime noise Sublimely bad

Subtle exaggeration Suburban culture Subversive compliance Successful failure Successful suicide Successful war Sugarless candy Suicide murder Suicide victim Summer school Sun screen

Sun shade Sun shower Super Information Highway Super small Support group Supporting documentation Superette Supper small Support group Supporting documentation Supreme Court Sun shower

Sure bet Sure deal Sure fire tip Sure guess Sure thing Suspended indefinitely Sweet and sour Sweet compulsion Sweet crude Sweet disorder Sweet pain

Sweet pickle Sweet sixteen Sweet sorrow Sweet-sour Sweet tart Swiss Army Swiss Steak Synthetic-natural gas Systematic chaos Systematic disorder Systematic variance Systematic variance

T Taliban intelligence Talk show Talking mime Tame beast Tame cat Taped live Targeted Spam Tax cut Tax-free Tax holiday

Tax relief Tax return Tax simplification Teacher union Team boss Techno music Techno singer Techno song Teenage logic Telephone service Telepresence

Television cable service Television critic Temporary Destiny Temporary finish Temporary government job Temporary tax increase Temporary relief Tense calm Tentative conclusion Terminal initialization Terribly amusing Terribly enjoyable

Terribly funny Terribly good Terribly nice Terribly pleased Terribly pleasant Terribly popular Terrific headache Texas chic Thanksgiving Thank God I’m an Atheist The Grateful Dead

The Peace War The theory of evolution Thick Film Thinking Soldier Thinking out loud Thoughtful Mediator Threatening benevolence Three foot tsunami Thunderous silence Ticket master Tiger shark Tight slacks

Timeless moment Timely and economical revisions Timeshare investment Time management Time Stood Still Tiny mountain Tiny tank To infinity and beyond Toll free Tomorrows’ headlines today Tomorrow today

Tone color Top floor Toronto life Totalitarian democracy Total quality management Totally impartial Totally partial Tough love Trade secret Traditional revolution Traditionally radical Traffic flow

Tragic comedy Trailer park Trail separation Train schedule Tranquil fiesta Transient stability Traumatic bonding Tremendous ignorance Tremendously small Trial separation Trouble in paradise

True counterfeit True fiction True gossip True illusion True lies True replica True story True counterfeit Truly deceptive Truth in advertising Truth-in-lending Truthful tabloids

Tryout Turbo diesel Turkey bacon Turkey ham Turned up missing Twelve-ounce pound cake Two-breasted Amazon Typically atypical Typically unusual

U

Ugly win Unacceptable solution UN designated safe haven Unbelievably real Unbiased journalism Unbiased news report Unbiased opinion Unbiased predisposition Uncommonly common Uncommonly normal Uncontested divorce Uncrowned king

Under abundance Underdone Undergraduate Understanding banker Understanding editors Understanding Unix Undesirable attraction Undocumented Report Unequal justice Unequally just Unexpected surprise Unfunny joke

Unhappily married Uninvited guest Union craftsman Union workers Unique similarity Unique system Unique uniform United Anarchist United Methodists United Nations United States

University funding Unix prompt Unix security Unknown identity Unknown knowledge Unix performance Unlimited Boundaries Unrepeatable pleonasm Unsalted saltines Unscented deodorant Unscented incense Unsellable stock

Unsolved Mystery Unspoken suggestion Unsung hero Unthaw Unusual routine Unwanted Baby Unwelcome Greetings Unwelcome recess Upcoming downtrend Upper low Upside down

Urban Landscape Urban Planning Useful Insurance Policy Useful oxymoron User friendly Usually unusual Usually spectacular

V Vacant dwelling Vacant lot Vacation Bible School

Vacuum filled Vaguely aware Vaguely familiar Valley Heights Valuable junk Vanilla fudge Vegetable beef soup Vegetarian meatball Vegetarian meatloaf Veggie bugger Veiled accusation

Venial sin Ventura Freeway Vertical Horizon Very Unique Vice-presidential power Vices of our virtue Victimless crime Vigorously ignoring Violent agreement Violent pacifist Violent peace protest Virgin Birth

Virgin bride Virgin vinyl Virgin wool Virtual friend Virtual life Virtual real estate Virtual reality Virtually scratch resistant Vices of our virtues Visible Basic Programmer Voice mail

Voluntary Compliance Voluntary taxes Volunteer job Volunteer work Voodoo science Voting power

W

Wacky Nerd Waiting patiently Waking Dream Walking Race

Wandering shepherd Waning crescent War games War hero War law Warlord War on terror Warm beer Warm frost Warm ice Waste management

Wasteful profit Water landing Water loving bird Water Proof Sponge Wealthy professor Weak muscle Weapon of peace Wealthy professor Weather forecaster Wedded bliss Weekday Well-mannered Children

Well-preserved ruins Well-behaved baseball fans We’re alone Western Civilization Wet air (American Beer) Wet chocolate Wet Drywall Wet snow We’re alone Wheeled walker White chocolate

White gold White lie White night White noise White rose Whole half Whole hemisphere Whole part Whole percentage Whole piece Whole portion Wholesale

Wholesome Wicked Good Wickedly good Wild Boar Wilderness management Willful negligence Willing slave Wind burn Wind resistance Windows NT Windows Productivity

Wireless Cable TV Wireless microphone Wisdom of Congress Wise fool Withheld contribution Woke up dead Woman’s logic Wonder bread Wonderful Teenagers Wooden silverware Woods metal Wooden silverware

Woodland Wool raincoat Word Perfect Wordless book Work party Working breakfast Working dinner Working hobby Working lunch Working mother Working stiff

Working vacation Worst favorite

X Xenophobic foreign secretary Xenophobic interpreter

Y Yawning orgasm Yellow rose Yellow violet Yesterday’s news

Young adult Young Floridian Young Republican Young sixty Yummy cheese Yummy sushi Yum yummy

Z

Zero defects Zero deficit