A Dozen Class of High School Student
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A DOZEN CLASS OF HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT BY BOB ONG T ranslated by Jimel ! " G#tier re$ Some teachers think that there dozen type of high school students and they are as follow: CL OWNS- The ocia l comedian of the group! The re is als o one- liner who awak ens the group if sleep iness knoc ks! Some teac hers du""e d them as #S$% sort of students whom scholastically uncon&ned and the only knack they ha'e is to (ust crack (okes! )ut * admit there is no class as such and if there is any% it will "e a great sacri&ce to go to school e'ery day! +,,#S- the * insensiti'e .omo sapiens of their race% "ook-teacher-"lack"oard are the only things they know! They won/t mind e'en if the teacher is out of mental sanity and would e'en dare to approach the teacher (ust to ask if the result of the e0uat ion will "e change d when the 'alue of 1 is su"st ituted "y 2 ! .OLLOW 34N- there are two kinds of .3 'irus! Type 4 is the students who are always in'isi"le5 their chairs are always 'acant meaning they are always a"sent! T ype )/s are those students who ha'e in'isi"le answers in e'ery 0uiz e'en if they are present in short hollow-minded6! S$*C, +*7LS- they are girl-group fond of going out! They always go together "ut always late when attending class especially after recess and lunch "reak! 3ost of the time they are com"-"rush-song hits carrier6! *f you ask the class to form a group for sure you will see them together% the S+! 84 +W4$*N+S- the male counterpart of S+- they are "orn to show o9! sually they are small in num"er% two or four mem"ers in a group to "e noticea"le indi'idually ! Like the S+% the only content of their head is hair gel! C,L,)7*T*,S- they are the politicians% athletes and performers of the class! $oliticians are those outrageous students who are more concern on the status of the school and their co- students rather than their grades in 4lge"ra! 4thletes are classi &ed as 'arsitarian and can "e descri"ed as to how fast th ey run is ironically how slow they read or in short good runner "ut slow reader ! $erformers are those students whose aim when going to school is not to study "ut to (ust dance% sing and to do recitals e'ery )uwan ng Wika6! *n general cele"rities are those who ha'e insurmounta"le $7 "ut low *;! +*NN,SS- they are the record holders when it comes to persistence! They e<ert the most e9ort they can in order to outshine academic de&ciencies! They are the triumphant one! They su"mit pro(ect on time and acti'ely participate in recitations! They will repeatedly raised their hands to answer e'en the answers are all wrong! L,4 T.,7 +OO8S- Stude nts of wrong dis po si ti on when it comes to determination! They are always determined into frontal copying of seatmates answer% "old cheating and seeker of teacher/s attention! They are more than an alligator/s skin! W,*78OS- They are the pr o"lemati c students% they call themsel'es as misunderstood species6 and the worst the "lack sheep of the class! They ha'e di9erent uni0ue characteristics: few friends% always in trou"le% with low grades and teacher/s enemy! T., SONS O= 7* >4L- They ar e the endanger ed species of the c lass! Straight 4
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)O) ON+S- they are the well rounded6 "ut lunatic! These are the studentswho think of the "ook they will yet to pu"lish a"out their classmates while theteacher discusses lesson!
CO33ON,7S- they are the generic mem"er of the class! They lack indi'idualityand remarka"le traits! They are not easily recognized "y the teacher whenthey are a"sent! 4nd the 'ery sad note as the time goes "y5 they are thestudents who usually forget "y the teachers and their classmates!
