5-16-13 unkommonlaw show#127469 at talkshoe com 4h11m [garbles/comments in brackets]

[thursday calls are for women getting kids back, saturdays for everything else]

19: i am the maternal grandmother of whatever the childrens names are Bob and Susie and i am making a claim for full custody of this child and if anybody wants to make a claim counter to my claim if they believe they have a higher [not superior] claim than mine appear at 9 o'clock on May 28th at family district court room 202.

23: no man can touch another mans property. I dont care what badge you wear i dont care if its the prez of the US or jesus christ.

32: if youve got a claim and you can make headway with it theyre gonna reschedule that hearing on you, theyre either gonna do it the day before or that day or mam we rescheduled for 3 o'clock and they held it at 9. and theyll say oh who told you 3? no, nobody told you 3. did i tell you 3? no. nobody called up. Youve been knowing now for months its always been 9 o'clock. Theyll do that nonsense to you you cant trust these people.

[every phone call in the world is recorded. And, i record all phone calls. In fact id answer every call with hi youre live and on the air]

so you gotta hold your actions close to your chest like youre playing poker. Dont try to out smart these people youre gonna hurt yourself. The dumber they think you are the better off youre going to be and then you just bring it on them at the hearing. You say i hear my daughter gave up on the kid, do you want to adopt him out now. Yeah. Then you spring it on them. Once she says in open court that she doesnt want her kid anymore then you spring that claim on them because she abandoned her property.

No youre making a claim for it.

34: surrender means under threat duress or stress. Abandoned means you did it willingly or freely.

37: i can make a claim superior to state of calif who cant make a claim51: judge cant deny a claim. If he does he is liable.First give notice,

then cease and desist,

then claim,

then we demand compensation,

then we gave him an orderi dont motion anything, i put in a claim.

None of that legalese nonsense; petition, motion, complaint. I dont speak any of that gibberish. I just speak plain common language, thats what the common law is. Not written down. What book can i read? What book? Common law common sense, its whatever the people in your community believe is relevant in that particular moment of time of what is fair an just. Its what the community decides.

1:11 the constitution has to do with the states and the feds... we dont talk constitution here. Constitution means contract a contract between the states and the fed... i dont care about the rights of the states or the fed. I just care about rights of a man or woman.

1:15 caller [Jamaican accent?]; everything that you sign at the social security office, every contact you gave them, they are the legal man. They are the agent that go into another private account that is set up for most of the people who dont know about that, and im just learning about that too, but i know that every time they give you money, when you sign you pay for it, but i cant explain all the details but you pay for everything you get from social services. You already prepaid for that. Thats why every six months you have to resign and give them the authority again. Anytime you see these people they are really running some racketeering things and theres things about this system that we are not gettin our full share of the benefits either but what do i know.

1:29 ...you should have filed a three sentence lawsuit and said i demand my property be returned to me immediately you should have filed a claim in a local district court and said i demand my property be returned to me immediately and let them answer your claim.

You guys gotta stop using words like subject matter jurisdiction. You think the judge has no control over the subject? Yes he does. Is somebody making a claim in court that he doesnt? no. so as far as he knows the child is there in court lawfully and legally until somebody says hey this property was taken unlawfully. You want to talk law? Make an action of the judgment. But i dont make that silly plea action of the judgment i just say hey i was robbed of my property or my property was stolen or there was a theft of my property and i demand it be returned. There you go. Thats my claim. Im done.

1:36 caller [Jamaican accent?]and the system is set up so we believe them the man in the black robe he say jump and we say how high.. so we are programmed to OBEY THEM. I dont know how we programmed but we obey the police even if we know we are right, we give up our rights when the police comes around we dont question nobody, its crazy, im crazy about it because anytime a police comes up to me they must not to approach me unless i am breaking the law hurting somebody or damaging somebodys property otherwise he can not even look at me when im on the street. 1:38 granny; im going to try it.

Larry; wrong word. Dont try it do it. [trying; looking good on the way to failure e.g., im trying to quit smoking]1:46: karl i have people send me their paperwork to see if theyre genuine...

1:59 ...when the sheriff came to my sisters house i said where is the bond attached to that warrant? He said i dont have one. Okay come back with the bond and i will be glad to open up all the doors in the house and hand you a box of matches cause you might as well burn the house down to the ground cause whatever that bond is worth im going to claim every penny no matter whether you break anything or not im going to make a claim for damages because you came into my property and you disturbed my right to be let alone, my quiet enjoyment of this domicile, my home, so im going to sue you, im going to keep the bond.

Most DHR workers dont know that if you say you have my property and i demand it be returned and they ignore you they know that its stealing its robbery. Some law enforcement officers actually know what these words mean. Some dont. Require means a demand by right.

2:02 ...is there anywhere in their statutes, their rules that says they have to bring a bond with a warrant?

He is asking where u got that information from.

Where i got it from.. its not a complete warrant, i mean its just a kind of a warrant. It has to.. well it doesnt have to have a bond. U can go out there and get a warrant. Im sure in statute they could do it without a bond because its considered just protocol for these people out there. Theyre all honorable sirs. Theyre all honorable to each other. When jesse went to make a claim he was going to sue them for a billion dollars, do u realize that in common law the other side might ask u to put up a billion dollar bond to have your claim heard. When youre filing a complaint youre all acting as pro se, youre all acting as attorneys. Attorneys dont have to put up bonds to sue each other. So theyre all, business will be cleared by 5 o'clock and whether your client can pay for the money or not, we are gonna take it out of the attorneys fund or whatever account hes got with the court and then he can square it up with his client, but all business with the court is gonna be done by 5 o'clock. Everybody is going to be paid off by 5 oclock and its either going to come out of the attorneys bond or somehow settle with the court, but when it comes to common law you say Oh you got a warrant there? Oh great. You know what, youre going to invoke the common law, youre going to say oh good you got a warrant? Good i want to see the bond that goes with that warrant because im not a honorable sir, im outside of your jurisdiction so if you want to come into my kingdom, if you want to come over the canadian border, come into mexico, come into my country youre going to have to do it with a bond. Thats great that your warrants work in the united states without a bond attached but they dont work in my land they dont work in my country they dont work in my jurisdiction. If you guys want to come onto my land my jurisdiction my state into my country well then youre going to need a bond. Im not going to let you just walk in here like you own the place. If you think this is within your courts jurisdiction well then youre sadly mistaken, its not, this is my courts jurisdiction, this is my land, this is my border this is my venue so if you want to enter here you need a bond attached. See just demand there is a bond attached, thats common law. if somebody sues you in common law you better believe you can demand a bond. If i want to sue gregg for a million dollars gregg will say i will answer you once you put up a million dollar bond because when i prove that you filed a false claim against me karl im going to take that bond. What you wanted from me im going to demand from you. Eye for an eye tooth for a tooth. Whatever you wanted from me you bear false witness on a neighbor im going to demand equal and fair and just compensation, you gotta put up a bond and the magistrate the man in the black robe the court clerk will make you post the bond before they will move a claim against you before you make a claim against another man if the other side requires it.

2:17 all these calls that were recorded everybody knows that talkshoe wont let me come on live. Talkshoe kept threatening me to take all my calls down and leave them so i took all my calls off of talkshoe. Theyre all gone. They had the power to delete all my old shows what made you think that i was just going to let them delete my old shows without me downloading them first me saving the calls

and telling talkshoe to go F themselves. Ill go to blogradio.com or whatever where thousands of people could listen to me not 40 or 50. i dont care im just practicing to go on to bigger and better things. My niece got a show and she does over six hundred thousand people a night and all she talks about is harry potter... and talkshoe just gives me a way to get to Larry Dan Malcolm Dallas Gregg, so these folks can learn how to do this stuff too.

2:20 i started right around the beginning of april, march 30, i cant believe im still doing this, i thought 2 or 3 calls and id be done.

2:22 im always asking people whats the next biggest forum we can go to and move away from hundred two hundred people restriction, how do we hit thousands, millions. [can u imagine thousands doing this, the court orders will stop, but what else may happen...?]

2:27 i would have told him go ahead and do the forensic... [on mortgage] is that what you would tell them to do gregg?

gregg; no, i mean the forensic are nice and everything but its costly, time consuming, you gotta prove chain of title and find out if all paperwork got filed properly according to county and state regulations blah blah, its a huge mountain of stuff, youll end up with a three inch stack of paper.

Karl; he could ask to do a forensic im saying. .. the only reason i said ask for forensic is to let the judge know its gonna take a freaking long time. all im saying is try to put in for a little bit of delay, then you could do the stuff like Gregg is saying, then you could start asking who are you? Wheres your delegation of authority? Where do you have power of attorney on behalf of the bank? Maybe they do maybe they dont, but they can do that answer in two seconds. What happens if they give you the answer in two seconds, proof boom. Okay now what? Now your clock is down to seven weeks and two days. Im just saying if you want to stall for time just say im in the process of forensics im waiting for this to come back, im trying to do this and that gotta do the research on my own

2:36 did you send that to them directly or through a third party? Directly. Then you didnt send them anything at all because its he said she said. 2:40 a week ago my sister came on the show and said im paying for his internet and cell phone bill, so if u dont start paying his cell phone and internet bill, im not paying it because im a school teacher and my job ends in june and he will be off the air.

2:43 man was not put on this earth to have to battle the bank or with the mortgage company [how do u know?]. We were not put here to have to learn all their silly rules and jump thru all their silly hoops [okay that i agree with]. Im not doing it. I will say look things didnt work out for me and the bank im sorry it didnt work out, youre gonna have to take two dollars a day for the rest of my life, other than that you cant get blood from a stone, you have to leave [let] me alone.

A CNN reporter went to WA state and theres a 60 year old lady w/2 bum sons and theyre all on disability nobody had an income, mom was working at walmart as a greeter. They had like this beautiful million dollar home on a lake in the middle of nowhere. The bank said how much money do you have at the end of every month? 60 or 70 dollars. No give us a real number. 66 dollars. Good we will take it. CNN brought a crew cause they heard of this story... that will take like 84 thousand years to pay off. I thought they were crazy. As long as their books balance at years end , money coming in, they rather have somebody living in that house than have it abandoned and have animals take over or have her sons rip out all copper pipes and have nothing to show for that house theyd rather have something coming in and try to maintain that thing [some say theyd rather it was abandoned cause they make more that way but i dont know how].

So what the bank did there was common law. The bank moved in common law which was incredible. CNN had no idea what happened. .. so can the bank invoke common law? You better believe it.

2:46 what if the bank had said no [to 66 bucks]? The debt is forgiven. You would no longer owe a dime. The house is free and clear.

caller; it just popped into my head to ask for forgiveness.

Yes, but not yet. You want to try to act honorably. First you try to settle it on the administrative... you got yourself into this contract [what contract? A mortgage? How is that a contract?] on the administrative side as an official entity and you reduced your status to being that. You want to act as honorably as you can in their world so that way your credit stays great. [but, if your credit aint great we now know how to fix it]2:49 I had to put a thousand dollars down to get my cell phone turned on.

Caller; two words for your cell phone; virgin mobile.

Alice in wonderland about making fun of the legal system.

2:53 three docs you receive at closing; deed, mortgage and promissory note...

what a lot of people dont know when you receive the deed you own the house... record that with the county recorder and youre done, you dont owe anybody anything. Now if you want to be nice to who is selling you the house you can go ahead and sign the promissory note and that turns into money and then thats what funds the sellers bank account so he can get the money that he has outlaid so you dont screw him. Thats two documents and then the third document is the mortgage agreement. If i were to ever buy another house again what i would do is skip the deed put it in my pocket i would then sign the promissory note, i would rip up the mortgage throw it at them and say guys nice doing business with you and then leave, walk to county recorders office sign an acceptance of deed and be done because in the american economy there is no money, everything is paid for.

Karl oh here we go. Gregg and i totally opposite on the money thing.

[get the transmittal sheet from the title company which is available three days after signing the application which paid for the house. And what if they wont sell you the house if you dont sign?]3:10 be sure and call me this saturday were gonna do property taxes thats gonna be a fun one an easy one. [didnt happen]

3:16 caller; 18 USC 74b says motor vehicle and nobody can drive a motor vehicle unless you are in commerce. [a motor is electric. An engine is fueled]

[this caller goes on a long time and wants to go after them administratively.]3:26 tom murphy did that went on for 2, 3, 4 years and he got three felonies against him for doing that. You gotta be real careful doing that.

3:28 this is a real talkshoe call. Youre using all the statutes and codes and...

other caller; hey Karl next time lets get winston shrout and doug riddle to be our guests.

Yeah and how about the divine guy?

Caller: should i be using them statutes and laws? [talking over each other]

karl; i mean you could give fair warning and cease and desist and make a claim but thats no fun man and its only two or three sentences and youd be done, nah your way just scrambles their brains and makes them shiver in their shoes thinking a lawyers coming at them [being extremely facetious]

3:32 you folks know were messing around for like the last hour. You dont make a claim for a bond until theres a conviction. Until theres a conviction which means they confessed or until theres attaintment which comes from the jury. You cant make a claim for a bond until youve gone thru a lot of other steps.

3:39 the first hour of this call is good the rest were just playing around.

3:40 u still got those three things i showed you to do, the notice the cease and the claim, you still got that combination, i wrote five things, done, i said these three things go together, this goes by its self, this goes by itselfthe number one mistake that people are doing is the notice

the cease and desist

the claim

the compensation and

the order all on the same piece of paper and its going to confuse the person youre sending it to. Its like what else do you want me to do?

1.Look people just relax just do this one piece of paper one two sentence, boom done. Just wait a day or two wait a week or two just let the process work.

2.Then send the next one out wait a day or two a week or two [and then]

send the last one out. Let the process work.

3.And the last piece is going to be three separate pieces of paper. So there you go. Its going to be the claim the compensation and the order.

The first one is going to be a notice, second one is cease and desist because they ignored the notice obviously and when they didnt cease and desist here comes

the claim for the compensation

and then the order that goes to demand the compensation be uh the sheriffs department has to execute it. Thats why you get an order. So as soon as the court clerk recognizes it she stamps the order then you go down to the sheriff and he will help execute it. There you go im done.

Danny put like 5 sentences on there. No no no. you gotta separate the thoughts. Everything is a separate thought. Just take your time. Thats what i did for Jessica and her kids;

the notice then

the cease

then the claim for compensation and [then]

the order.

3:45 and you have to decide if you want to put it before the jury or do you want to put it before the man in the black robe? If u want to put it before the man in the black robe you better be precise and deadly with your words. You got 6 shots, you got 6 words, you better use them wisely. You got 6 words and if you waste them youre done and if you waste one, oh well, you just wasted your time with that guy, because he is literally going to give you what you put down on that paper. A jury does figuratively because theyre trying to guess what your saying. The judge is bound by the letter of the law, its all black and white to him. If you want a million dollars he will give you a million dollars of confederate money. He will give you a million in pennies that weighs ten tons. [why do i have to say/write i want it before a jury or a black robe, if i just want the man, who isnt going to show up, to show up?]3:48 the state court of alabama or the state court for alabama for just means for benefit of alabama and of just means within alabama its part if alabama. For means benefit.

I dont use district anymore because i just want to be in a federal court. If the defendant doesnt like being in that federal court he could make an objection and he could say im in the wrong court, thats its outside of his district, he needs to be in a closer venue thats fine. I dont bother putting in the word district anymore. I try to get rid of all the words that are just going to distract from things.

3:50 caller: please go and study the positional words; in, at, of, by, for. Positional words are absolutely critical in all of your wording.

If you want to file in common law you are IN your court AT their facility. Its not court. Its court room, a court building. A court house. You want to be standing IN your court.

Gregg and i are going to sue each other.. over some sort of contract [a 'sort of' contract? Is that like a mortgage?]. With contract we are in each others court. Without contract he is AT my court.

3:53 commonwealth state they dont need a warrant [Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Massachusetts, and a couple others]

4:03 dallas has been working with me on property taxes and i think he is gonna do fine. Hes just gotta calm down when you talk to county assessors, theyre human beings just like u and me, you cant be doing that, you gotta be polite to these people or theyre just gonna start shutting the doors on you and make it harder to work with them.

...you cant be scaring these people, i know your angry, pissed, got a problem but you gotta relax, you cant terrorize these people.