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- KHaK TOST OFFICE LZXKfGTK z z X EENTTiCKl Jf0SWELLi50SS FrprieUrft OAMPTON HOUSE CAMPION KY ALEX ASBUBY PrfH Ur Tke table sopplied with the cnsicesti sAs tie market and the charts aro rea Babl Special Inducements t nfraertia tearietiS Insure Your Property xs tkk otiD nxiiUBia - OF O03TJS IfMcfe Seal XdiaVla Iaaemaly KH CteHP Iasuraae Tim Tried and Fir Tstod JfclXKXlXSJwt eet if 1 K ft - w - - TINY TOKENS Tlie mnrmarof a vraterfall A Hiiie away Tlierostlo when a robin lights tTpon a spray 1 The lappiax a lowland strchm On dipping borighe J Tae eoand of grazing from a ucrd Of gentle cows The echo from a wooded hill v - Of cuckoos call Th quiver throutih themeadowgrasa At orenlnjfalt Too snbtle aro tbesc harmonies Eor oen and rnle 8nch mnaic teTiot understood Bat when- - the brain Is over wrought Beyond all human skill aStl power g ire to mase it weu qrz - Tfee sssaory pf spindly word 1or 1 oaff gonehy IfeeiraKranee of AVfadlng flower tent lovinslj - The gleaming of a sadden sme Or sdd en tear The wanner of the hand Tho ton e of cheer Theimshthatmean8Ican not speak Bnt I have heard Tieote that only bears a vcrae Prom Gods own word Such tlnj things we hardly count As ministry The glvfira doeralns they have shown Scant svmpathy But whenjho heart Is overwrought O who can tell The power of snch tiny things To make It well 2 - K- Boston Transcript -- J The- - BY WIRE Affair Between the Opera- tors ¬ at 4ML and Fd Xellic and Kobhad quarreled Xot as do many lovers ior botlt were operas tors and had charge of ofiices- - whose wires were too busy to permit of any war of words hut Just enough space had occurred that morning for each tou make the other miserable There had Jong been an affinity between the two of a stronger natura than usually hetween telegraph operators NpIHs tender touches upon tlie key theierivoas twitching pf Uobins arm when worn out bv th rtish of messages and train orders She it was who seasoned the magnetism of dots and dashes -- with a Balm that kept liis heart sweet and wholesome This shes nftfari fiii -- tvnhvlho l h ronrl nfrirhintrl land good evenings into leilgthy tete-a- - tete It so happened one winter evening that Ned Owens the operator at Pine Bluff a littlestation intervening between IMilidale and Fairfield made use of his 1 ground wire thus cutting off all com munication between the lovers but giv- - ijng tree scope to uilk to Ins pretty and semtylaling cousin She however was hot kept m the dark as to the proceedings and together they con- cocted ¬ a scheme to the devoted Bob Price jealous It will be such fun to know that Rob is fretting and fuming over a trouble that he believes to be caused by a fallen pohror a dislodged tree said the hand- - - some JSed his black mischief eves twinkling And L in trying to round off his sur- mises ¬ will give a sudden hint of tho truth get rea in the face and appear much confused continued the naughty Nellie tapping her prettv foot anxiously agains t the embroidered foot stool that adorned the little office Poor Nellie Trumont Little doesshe dream that long hours of suffering must atone for short intervals of heartless ness and coquetry So every day the ground wire went on just at the time when Kobin had a few minutes of rest to talk with his affianced but no an swers came to his repeated calls r is a ground north of me lie rejKsited and reported it to the main oflice After testing the wires for some time the trouble was lQcatedr at Pine Bluff Ah was asked for Testers Ids prof essional services t tne peo and the souled Ned confessing F rL Jsajoimnff counaes umes lhjlt cnmPthinrr lal howitaliwl liim nt GREEK Jreag is HAZEL - iIilldale was pardoned at headquarters j aua uie nuuier But into the heart of Price a dark suspicion no syllog---is- m of his sweetheart seemed true enough to oblitcnite-- So a deep jealousv budded in his life that each dav unfolded and perfected willleave her he muttered TTI 11V toil and sweat out existence for a who will perhaps my manhood she has threatened my youth1 And with these thoughts anf i mating his purpose he the key and 1 Md signing Fd1 those being vnu ai QirntTT the letters tliat designated the two H Proprietor Uons MUldale and Fairfield i recognized the stroke and is it er aMEl K Praprletsr public always J is in HAKXrOKD ia 3 or pressnre exists could alone quiet himseJi make There whole uismisieu Bobin crept which I an creature wreck as seized called Nellie springing from her pet wird s cage to the table opened the key and after mak ¬ ing several excited dots signed Jier of iite call -- Mdv J leave on Nc 3 for Galifornia were the words that the little brass sounder sang out To nights express brings you a package and a letter that explains all You have been falseT the instrument continued to sing and then came a pause and the circuit closed Burning shame and indignation that he should thus accost her on a line where perhaps several dozen were lis- - i tening first seized her and pride k Opt whispering in poor Nellies ear Open-- ing again the key she vehementlv fin- - geredit a moment and then plainly and Jelsurelv drummed out tlie most provok ¬ ing OrK But O how sho longed lo call it back How willingly she would have told him all not trying to hide the scalding tears lii4- lAi ftml fhAti flAtTfn 1 Vktnit r t cheeks But It was too late Robins fears wrrc now confirmed He was4 boarding tlie train for his Western tour nvhen some one slapped liim on the shoulder exclaiming Hello old pard Vnistis tho latef rota Milldale But seeing the desperate look in his rivals eye ho drew baek a foot or two You coward groaned Robin How daro you meddle with my heart FiiftBllT iBPHSQBffl ItIIHUOJIY nud now openly trv to humiliate me FlMJB A ISOaiiUluU UUHUilMfi But as he entered tlie coach Ned seized rMMCXTVCXU LOW explanation this arm saving Come back into Dont be rash Bob the office and I will make everv thing as clear as mv con science They did go back into the office closed the door and No 23 went whiz zln around tlie bend short one passen- - ger till - f Poor Nellie Tho next few week I wre long mi empty The spring THS HEKXB dFXlOISX WORIB 1VITH HEWS PBOM AlrL 2JrTIOrS HAZEL GREEN WOLFE COUNTY KY WEDNESDAY APKLL W lS86t winO instead of blassoTninsr the rosea ioivher cheek kissed awavtheXlusliuiul left her face wan and expressionless Back and iortli 5hoyint to Mm litljd olilnvhich like aiiejrlectcd floWr had lost its frqslmess The canary vras drooping upon the porch from thirst jinu hunger the desk was in confusion and everything abont the room reflected her feelings Che pting time had inade inanv chatfjrea ubon the wiref ISTcdhad deierted Iils tpost aiid new dpeVator- - had taken charge ot rus oiice vvuicn Kid alwavsleen kind of plavrrourid or her where she gamboled atll uut now now ciiangeui onewouumor dare to call tliis newcomer who deemed alwajs rushed withrbusiner and the night operator at Fairfield liad slipped into iter lovers chair iquite naturally and taunted her with many an insinua- tion whenever shtf asked for informa- tion or showed willirighess to con- verse Sittinglbne afternoon brooding over the post and dreaming ojf the Far liVest she was aroused rom the lethargy by her nstrument clattering out her ofiicecall and continuing to repeat the same until she had duplicated the let- ters in answer Good evening Hiss If learned Vfctorf1tv iroifr1i XW1 Dunn tiitrlif- - man at Fairfield that vou were ladv ooeraior iviiy uave you not cuueu mo- - before this ana driven away the spring fever with your sprghtliuess said the same little sounder that had been tolling funeral knell for long Good niniiiiir V l tf ts - Cj f Jf x 1 T - s 1 - - r - - iTl - T a a ¬ ¬ a ¬ - f ¬ I l a - - - - -- 9 - - ttti t - a nj a so lUlll M was JSeihe s response iou seemeu aiwajs timid occu- - pied and I feared to intrude liar ha4 -- rattled the relay and sounder both seeming to enjoy tho change that had come over them You are mistaken Business isalull enough here How do you pass your leisure time I do not hear 3011 ai often as I did as I did ahem the lady opera- - tor on the C A line where I came Most any way1 replied Nellie I crochet and make verses sometimes when there is a lull on the line Then the demon of her old self came back to her and revived her spirits How prettily you send wrote the dainty tinkers Go ahead I love to hear you3 - Thanks said the operator begin ¬ ning to make eacli sentence7 more com- plex ¬ and throwing alternate reflections of sunshine and shadows into them which fairly dazzled Nellies poetic na- ture ¬ and made an electric tremor creep alongjier nerves and flash through every fiber of her hungry heart hope to have many more such chats with you Good night Some ones calling on Thus if was flmt within the space of half an hour Nellies heart had under- gone ¬ a reaction and something like tho old merriment crept into her bright eyes Every day brought a warmer sunshine into her life which was fast chasing away the shadow that darkened it and all because she was loved by a stranger-r-th- e new operator Try as she would she could not help associating him with her truant lover At times their touches upon the key were the same and their expressions-fac-simile- s One day she essayed to ask in a seem- - ingly indifferent tone Did vou ever know B who worked days at Fd 1 Know whom clicked heinstru- - ment in return Rob Price replied Nellie with a tremble upon the last dot Hal The dunce whojbroke his heart over your piece of fuir with Ned 1 should say I had heard of him a few times I understand he is burying him- self ¬ in a mining camp out West and his health is declining Weeds must havo i sunshine as well as flowers you know but say don t make me jealous by try- ing ¬ toresurrect him May I come up to morrow and see you 1 have ajriend who is going to jMjlldalG and woulH like to accompany him said tho new operator Certainly retorted the Milldale office and Nellie began to smooth her brown hair and arrange the papers up- on ¬ her desk as if it were dawn instead of twilight That night her dreams were trouble- some ¬ aiufwheu the morning looked in the window there were tears upon her lashes She made a hasty toilet fand suuntered oft to the office wishing that a wreck would delay the early train She had just unlocked the door and stood talking to little Jack who was caroling in Ills cage when the train whistled The engine pulled up slowly to the platform and Ned Owens came bounding into the room kissing her until her cheeks were aglow with blushes Nell he said I beg a thousand nardons for abandoning you as I did but I have a surprise for you and throwing the door wide open he pre- sented ¬ to her the new operator Robin Price There he stood with extended arms looking handsomer than ever with tho same soft hair curling over his brow Nellie uttered a little shriek and fell in his arms Years and years have slipped by since then Nellie is a happy mother who draws her children about her at twilight and tells them stories of her truant lover of Ned and the Now Operator Chicago Tribune The Mystic Number Eleven FalstafTs divinitv of odd numbers izn u receiveu a curou uxempjuiiuutiuu w mw late municipal elections at Trieste when the recurrence of the number eleven was reallv remarkable The electors of the fourth ward for example num- bered ¬ 1311 in the third ward only eleven Liberal candidates came forward and in the first a like number of eleven wero in opposition Tho elections began on Fthe eleventh dav of the month and the result in the Third Ward was proclaimed at eleven oclock at night The mayor was elected by 1111 votes and among tho new councillors are eleven advo ¬ cates eleven merchants and eleven Jews Thus at least at Trieste the un fortunate number eleven disliked soi long as symbolical of the unmber of tho Apostles after the loss of Judas bl fair to become quite rehbihtfttel N CONCERNING FUNERALS nt A Somewhat Glowing Topic Iot Flippant- ly ¬ lfut Humorously Discussed The subject of what we shall do with oursclvesnffer death Ts one that should be fully considered at an early date Tn 11 seriousnesBthe soui is not the only thing to bo looked after cither during life or after death We are too prone to neglect our health during life and then bequeath duraceumulated microbes and other results of a doug and perhaps crooked career to some sightly ceme terr set on a hill like a ci tnatean not beliid - - Longevity is wgood thing though I have known public men to overdo it Todiatv the proper niqraent and leave ggooUilnpressibn on history is one of tho lost arts To lacker out of life with the applause of a great people ringing in tho Qard is a gpod thing but man that Tswrn of a woman anatho majer ity of them are that way are too prone to linger on this side bf eternity until thev havo done some little fthine that is f never properly explained on their tomb stones But aftwIleaTirwlmt shall we do wltli ourselves In this brief treatise I dare not attempt to be thorough or even lucid Leaving others who know all about it to state oxactlywhat disposition will bemade ipf our souls lgV us look into the mattergbf hat we shall dowitfci our bodies VVVv I bopefmtfwhat I may say will not bo regarded as flippant for this is no place for flippancy but allow me to speak plainly of it as I would on any other subject concerning onr health Death fiassolne very peculiar charac- teristics ¬ For instance it will wake up the dormant old crank who hasiiover missed a funeral for sixty years JBLe goes for miles to sec debased It is his holiday It is the one saving sport in his otherOTsooylesst life Vo all remember him IfeisV sometimes a woman The thought that the tim0jwill come some dav when thisman will put on his funeral clothes and come to myfuneral makes my tallhair rise up on m Ho can not gloat over me how but the day may conle when I shall lie low in ¬ stead of lying otherwise as I do now and he may outlive mo and come to see me properly buried Tben he will enjoy himself Ah what a blessed relief it would be could I hover over the door- way ¬ when he comes ami hear my foot- man announce to the old vulture that he is a little late as Mr Nye was put in the kiln half an hour ago I could suffer a good deal through life if I knew that I could at lat head off the funeral fiend the ifian who wouldnt loan mo a dollar when I was struggling for grub but who cheerfully visits my funeral and shows his ap- proval ¬ in every possible way 1 must say in all candor that there are many attractive features about crema- tion ¬ I am sure that when cremation is placed within the reach of all it will rapidly become popular In the first place if the space between life and physical annihilation could bo made just asnarrow as possible it would he far more cheerful to consider Death itself is cruel enough but to add to it a hippodrome 01 a public funeral ana turn onr Tinrlnrs iulo fi nuidv morSTltSi and -- - i then KKreposo- - ma crowueu jiemetery till thecity wants tlie groiiiuFfbrapark and then to pick up our crumbling bones and mqye away to a new grave is not cheerffirto contemplate I have often -- thought that a cheerful book of lift or sixty pages might be written under the title of Recollections of Resurrection or the Diary of a Bod It could be made to teach us a valuable lesson Politically I am pledged to genuine national reform Let the nation try it and it worlS all rightfon the nation I will try it myself Next I am in favor of cremation at living prices At present Ihc price is too high and the poor man is left to decay and fill the soil with the poisonous gases whictathe poor as welKuathe-rjchJuiivft-duIg- e in after deatp 1 I If - Death should end our career so far as earthly aftiiirs go but with the embarrassing prospects of u prema ¬ ture burjal tho cheerful chances of being boiled by the janitor of a medical college and our skeletons wired to gether and hung iu a museum and ihebpportuuity if we escape the first two of being tipped out of our graves b a flood an earthquake 6r the act of the Common Council it is no wonder that people cling tolife If I thought that for centuries after my decease mv long but symmetrical skeleton would be used night after night to illustrate the union in ipse of compound cyclonic fracture of the tibia I wouldnt be able to sleep nights Bill Nye in Boston Globe LOVE OF HOME How It Haunts Men and Women Par From Their Native Lund Nostalgia is a disease as much as neu ¬ ralgia or fever are diseases it baffles tho cleverest doctors skill and admits of only one complete cure and that is by removing its cause Sheer strength of will may keep is in abeyance hard work may turn aside its course for awhile but sometimes tat odd moments in un expected places it asserts itself with an I imnnnrn1lVi1 lmicriiior SirkAn5riO UlltUlVVv - 0v thirst for home which will neitherbe re pressed nor appeased A floating scent m the air a scent laden with tlie memory of a by gone day a sunset flush in the ky an old melody borne on the breee have been known lo bring on an access of this strange illness almost unbearable In degree Reason haJLittle or no of fnt n jTiWliitiio- - ita fftvArisl pvfitpmftnt friendship the closest love the terderetij can notj tnrn asiuBiisjcurreni uiuMe has no poorer toi soothe lfobrttcrneslt nor thrdi4nictions of gayety5 toronseitf from it melancholy It is something outside tho sufferers body outside him ¬ self iitsfeelings his reason itisasieX ness of the soul a longing to outstrip time and space to leave tlie laggard body behind and fly to the native airthe aIovedUassooiatious abdearlyvfrferids of childhool - t ss Lonely ranches in wild Mexican moun ¬ tains have echoed to its sobbing orv iin- - j der tho glare gf a tropio im ami4 the brilliant coloring of tropical foliago in scattered homesteads in far Australian plains men and women have pined and sickened ave and even died of this mysterious illness It is strange that an ailmenL which to all appearance is con- nected ¬ with tho nerves should not bo more common among the weaker sex but men suffer from it in a greater de- gree ¬ than womenarid the more hardy L the race the more thev seem to suffer Northern races experience its deadly ¬ symptoms moro than tho warmer blood- ed Southerners indeed I have heard that the Bsquimaux havo such a deeply rooted love of their cold and barren country entwined among the very fibers of their nature that theycan hardly exist for any length of timeout of it and dwindle away physically and mentally till thoy return I remember once in a far foreign kcountry seeinga man who moped lost uis appetite ana aooKeu general iy wretchedfor days but who on beitfgj questioned as to tho cause of hi3 melan ¬ choly replied that he was- - in perfect health Afterward when the fit which was fortunately merely a temporary one had worn itself out ho told me that it was a heart longing for home which had suddenly taken possession of him that it seemed to him ho could not again bo happy till he heard thq old tones and paced the old garden walks If only for a day or an hour it would ihave contented him He could again have assumed tho harness of daily toil and spent the necessary years of exile in a foreign land could he for one day have drunk at this refreshing well Homesickns THE VANDERB1LT The Iast of an Historical nnd Tfoll Known Craft The sale of the ship Three- - Brothers closes tlie career of a historical craft In 1855 Commodore Vanderbilt ordered constructed for his New York and Havre line a steamship which was de- signed ¬ to attain a remarkable speed When approaching completion so pleased was tho old Commodore with the fineness of her lines and tho promise her model gave of quick passages that ho had her christened after himself No ains or expense had been spared in the andcrbilts construction and fittings and when she left tho builders hands she is said to havo represented an ex- - penditure of eight hundred thousand dollars During the early part of the war when the Confederate cruiser Ala ¬ bama was making such inroads on the American merchant marine and the Union men-of-w- ar were unable to effect her capture the Idea presented it3elf to Commodore Vanderbilt that perhaps his pet steamship might accomplish what tlie ships of the navy had failed to do and ho presented her to the Govern- ment ¬ For this munificent act Yander bilt was thanked by Congress and had a gold medal struck in his honor - Ultim- ately ¬ she came to this coast convoying the old Monitor Mouadnock around the Horn and made one trip to Honolulu on which occasion she was tendered in courtesy to carry Queen Emma down On her return she was laid up at Marc Island until ultimately sold for a small amount to Gebrgo Howes Cq who at an expense of nearly 200000 fitted lier up as a sailing vessel and the occasion of her first leaving this port h with a wheat cargo was a gala day in the harbor After making several voyages she was sold in Liverpool for a sinalf amount to her late owners an English firm who sold her to be nsed as a coal hulk at Gibraltar It is quite probable that- - tho British Government is the purchaser but the consideration is not stated It is in all probability the end of a famous ship San Francisco Call A VOTE RECORDER An Interesting Invention Devlsqd to Save the Time of ieglslatora An intricate and interesting machine which for over two years has stood iff the room pf the committee on education and labor on tho House side of tho Capitol is at last to bo removed Tt hs an interesting lnstorv An old gentleman named Crosby noticiug with L some degree of annoyance the immense amount oi time lost m tuc Mouse oy tuo calling of thO yeas and the nays under--too-k to invent a machine which canld record the vote almosUnsjtantauequsly by the means of electricity There wero to be electric buttons at eacn uongressr mans desk The pressure of one recorded yea and the pressure of the other recorded nay upon a printed slip at the clerks desk while at tho same time an ingenious arrangement moved the hands of a dial on the Speakers desk and showed at a glance how many votes had been taken on eackside TJio inventor after having had an expensive model made was taken sick and was couir pelled te spend nine months in Florida Tho next session of Congress was a very busy one and he could get no one to listen to a dissertation on the merits of his invention This year his son fell sick and died and he has not been able to urge upon Congress the adoption of his machine Tho Speaker will prob ably give orders to have the apparatust removed for it nils up considerable space Mr Crosby wants 875000 from the Government for his invention and claims that it would save a great deal of fillibustering Washington Post fln New Provender for Boys Mr Dusenberrj whats a Gordon I dont know my dear - There was a British General by tliat name Tliere was another man way back in iiistory who -- pent his time in tying knots or sometningof the kind Whv do vou ask Heres an advertisement which says Wanted a boy to feed on a Gordon5 Oh thats a printing press mv love Gracious that makes it all tlie worse Hows a hoy going to eat a printing-pres3-rPyrfdn- M Call - a n We never Hear janytlilug hiqro or thophonograph Itliaftprdbalfly one into a barber -- shop and been taljcea o dath Galiorm Mmrkk - it THE OCTROI Tniernal Caatoms Datr f7LVted 3a France aad Italy Among the financial reforms proposed is that of abolishing 4th octroi This is afoim of interns customs duty na- - known and entirelv inconceivable in America whoro irade ia free between the different States and between the cities and the surrounding country Tho products of one department pay- - a tax in that department and if they arei sent to anotherpaycustpmsduty when onteringit For instance acitizen of Bordeaux who owns vineyards and makes wine in Uoussillon pays a tax on his wine there and another if lie brings them to Bordeaux So with every other product taken from the place of produc- tion ¬ to another locality The cities rlso have their octroi making all the heces- - Lsaries 01 lite wood meat nour veger tables pay heavily when they jivt brought In for the consumption of its inhabitants It is this which renders living so expensive in Paris for the- - octroi comes a last ont of the consum- er ¬ and as there is constantly large floating population in France largely out of the foreigner who has done so much to make the French capital the magnificent city which it is The little custom-houses-a- re distributed along the Seine and on the thoroughfares leadng into the city No one can travel throughout France stopping at the large cities without being constantly made aware of the expenses or the octroi hy the attention which his baggage and even his little handbag receives when in making his exit from tho station ho ha totTun the gauntlet of the petty officials whose duty it is to seethat nothing escapes the payment of this particularly offensive dutv There is onlv one country in Europe which maintains the octroi and that is Italy but Italy is very noorand if it is anvwhero excusable it -- is In that new and struggling country The inconvenience of the octroi has long been complained of by producers and consumers especially tbj poor upon whom it bears heavily and oruo of the more progressive statesmen of the country have for many years been casting about for some feasible means of having it abolished but so far with- out ¬ success The mreat cities which are chiefly maintained by it are naturally opposed and the rich whose property will have to pay more heavily should it be removed are also opposed to a chancre If this old medieval relic dis- - appears sonic otuer lorm 01 laxauon will have to take its place and what that shall be will have to be a matter of long and careful consideration to a country whose burdens in the way of tax and import are already too grievous to be borne That the change would bo a relief to the poorer classes and to a large class of middle class consumers who think that the necessaries of life should be exempt from taxation if any- thing is too plain to require serious argument Ciwv Smi FranetecQ Chron- - THE ISLE OF JUNE One of the Healthiest aiidMo3t Charming Spot on Earth Whatis the most beautiful placethat you have over visited asked a lady of an old English naval officer New Providence in the Bahamas was he answer Tq this view many travelers would not assent but Nassau as tho island is popularly called from its prin j cipal town is one of the most beautiful gardens of the sea Columbus who visited the island during his first voyage called it Femaridia and Ponce dejLeon thought that he had found here thO eartiSy Paradise and touristsof recent years call it the Isle of June because the winter months are like June In the tem ¬ perate zones Nassau is the icapital of the Bahamas It is a placet bf old sea romances- - from the dramatic pirates to the blockade runners Lnghsh naval officers worn with service are often sent here to recruit England holds it to be one of lier most health giving re- treats ¬ The island is aouic twenty one miles long and seven wide and js fa ¬ mous for its eocoonut trees and pine ¬ apple farms Thfe winter market of Nassau is one of the most wonderful in the world as in it aro fonud all the wroducts of the tropics together with those of the temperate zones Mr Frank 1 Stockton in a magazine aruciu uu uu Isle of June once gave a list of the fruits to he found there an amazing catalogue of familiar and unfamiliar names It is also famous for gxgen tur- tles ¬ and the sea is as prolific m food1 thelandin fruits Youths Companion AN ODD CUSTOM The Tribute Levied ac the Kntrancc of the KIvcrTJouro iu PorUiKal Tho coast of Portugal isdefended from invasion by forts of castellated form set along ttie shores wherever a landing might seem convenient or where an Im- portant ¬ point had to be protected-- 3Iost of these strong places date fronbefore tho introduction of gunpowder and were afterward -- restored and received their present extremely picturesque form long before guns and gunnery practice had attained modern perfection One bf the largest and strongest is the Castle of Fozatthe entrance to the river Douro It is in suehairimportahf portion that at one time it mounted at least fifty guns though probably little more than toys if we judge by the size of the embrasures A curious old custom is still kept up of firing at vessels which try to pass the bar without a pilot or when the red flag is not flying at the fort Luckily blank cartridges are used in modern times Thb first gun is fired when Ota vii is outside the bar and If it at once turns and gives up its attempt to r In it is lined only a small sum owever if it continues its efforts tho gun Is loaded and fired again and again as quickly as possible during its passage and for every discharge another fino Is imposed on tho ship A skillfully handled shp escapes without heavy fines hut a badly managed vessel has to pav dearlv or In otheft wordX tha greiterlhedangerthey3jlaveriskeirthe greafrir--th- e line demasiijedin puuish- - 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ing Ani 1 spoko at least an hour Reporter I assure yon sir that every point you made Is in my reportr---JBS-t- on Transcript - Tlieshootmgseaon hassetmv and the average boy begins to worry thajlife out of his- - paronis fora gunr with whfeju in all human probaHtv the bovlvill x either cripple himself or somebody else Father said JohnnvFizzhtop canit I you spare money enough to gut mct gun My son when lean spare a boy 111 get you a gun ExchaWge dont See upon whatgrouhdsyotr can secure a pension Yon were natviir the army during the war I knowj but I was in thehome guards Were - you wounded or ilisabled No butT first saw the woman who is now raV wife while we were on parade Smce- - then Ive had nothing nnt trouble ami thiuk the Government ought to give me a pension Philadelphia Chrontde- - The model man 1 lie dontplav the fiddle paw hls balf IntltS- - middle nor dress like an AnRllonJXdude- - Whenhecoe3toa party witu Melftsor M--- 3 Cartyne never l3 nol3y and radef - He lives In trnjadity and sreet conjugality and wants pie but two times day He never eata onion nor treads on yojer--bnnon- 3 norgrowl3 when yottget in bl way lies wiae end hes witty persevenascand rrittv and basatnasrnulceutheadjus Hes allllght and STareetneHs hes thoroQ5if completeness hesperfectlott In Bhort bnshesdeadi - Zynn f Jfcus UniotiJ jmdj a - DIGNIFIED HONESTY -- j i How It Vaa Ke wardedby a Diminutive -- Chicago Xewsbojv Avery small newsboy stood at the corner of Superior and Clark streets- yesterday afternoon- - Under hisarm was a solitary and bespattered copy ofa paper fcatisneu eitner oy tne pietnqnc condition of lus pocket caused y avaac- - FccssfnL rim of business or by the armth of the sun he disdained to call c - hiswares A rotund and austere ofSeeroiathfr North Side Street Railway- - Compaayh passed Ho stopped abruptly c- - proached the lounging youngster and said JVetfwb6y at the same tmuir slipping a coin into the haad f th nrchinwho in turndextronsly deposit- - tt ed it between his teeth Delivering the wrinkled paper the boy sent a dlrty baud Into hi3 trousers pocket andpYo daccdfdur pennies and a nickel rhlcH fio emptied Into tho extended palm the dignified purchaser j - Yea should be more careful sSvl said the rotund gentleman glancing stT the ebange and then handing it back tou-the-youngst- fir I gave yoauiv cent plecnot adImo ix Not a muscle of the hoys faeemovea The same dirty little Hand went npf to his mouth and returned with the Scent piece Qniekas a flash the -- coinaahad again changed owners - 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Xellic and Kobhad quarreled Xotas do many lovers ior botlt were operastors and had charge of ofiices- - whosewires were too busy to permit of anywar of words hut Just enough spacehad occurred that morning for each tou

make the other miserable There hadJong been an affinity between the two ofa stronger natura than usuallyhetween telegraph operators NpIHstender touches upon tlie key

theierivoas twitching pf Uobinsarm when worn out bv th rtish ofmessages and train orders She it waswho seasoned the magnetism of dotsand dashes --with a Balm that kept liisheart sweet and wholesome This shesnftfari fiii --tvnhvlho l h ronrl nfrirhintrl

land good evenings into leilgthy tete-a--tete

It so happened one winter eveningthat Ned Owens the operator at PineBluff a littlestation intervening betweenIMilidale and Fairfield made use of his 1

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ijng tree scope to uilk to Inspretty and semtylaling cousin Shehowever was hot kept m the dark as tothe proceedings and together they con-cocted

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will give a sudden hint of thotruth get rea in the face and appearmuch confused continued the naughtyNellie tapping her prettv foot anxiouslyagains t the embroidered foot stool thatadorned the little office

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swers came to his repeated callsr is a ground north of me lierejKsited and reported it to the mainoflice After testing the wires for sometime the trouble was lQcatedr at PineBluff Ah was asked for

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Sittinglbne afternoon brooding overthe post and dreaming ojf the FarliVest she was aroused rom the lethargyby her nstrument clattering out herofiicecall and continuing to repeat thesame until she had duplicated the let-ters in answer

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Most any way1 replied NellieI crochet and make verses sometimes

when there is a lull on the line Thenthe demon of her old self came back toher and revived her spirits Howprettily you send wrote the daintytinkers Go ahead I love to hearyou3 -

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and made an electric tremor creepalongjier nerves and flash through everyfiber of her hungry heart hope tohave many more such chats with youGood night Some ones calling on

Thus if was flmt within the space ofhalf an hour Nellies heart had under-gone

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a reaction and something like thoold merriment crept into her brighteyes Every day brought a warmersunshine into her life which was fastchasing away the shadow that darkenedit and all because she was loved by astranger-r-th- e new operator Try as shewould she could not help associatinghim with her truant lover At timestheir touches upon the key were thesame and their expressions-fac-simile- s

One day she essayed to ask in a seem- -ingly indifferent tone

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Know whom clicked heinstru--ment in return

Rob Price replied Nellie with atremble upon the last dot

Hal The dunce whojbroke his heartover your piece of fuir with Ned 1

should say I had heard of him a fewtimes I understand he is burying him-self

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in a mining camp out West and hishealth is declining Weeds must havo

i sunshine as well as flowers you knowbut say don t make me jealous by try-ing

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toresurrect him May I come upto morrow and see you 1 have ajriendwho is going to jMjlldalG and woulH liketo accompany him said tho newoperator

Certainly retorted the Milldaleoffice and Nellie began to smooth herbrown hair and arrange the papers up-on

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her desk as if it were dawn insteadof twilight

That night her dreams were trouble-some

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aiufwheu the morning looked inthe window there were tears upon herlashes She made a hasty toilet fandsuuntered oft to the office wishing thata wreck would delay the early trainShe had just unlocked the door andstood talking to little Jack who wascaroling in Ills cage when the trainwhistled The engine pulled up slowlyto the platform and Ned Owens camebounding into the room kissing heruntil her cheeks were aglow withblushes

Nell he said I beg a thousandnardons for abandoning you as I didbut I have a surprise for you andthrowing the door wide open he pre-sented

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to her the new operator RobinPrice

There he stood with extended armslooking handsomer than ever with thosame soft hair curling over his brow

Nellie uttered a little shriek and fellin his arms

Years and years have slipped by sincethen Nellie is a happy mother whodraws her children about her at twilightand tells them stories of her truantlover of Ned and the Now OperatorChicago Tribune

The Mystic Number Eleven

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late municipal elections at Trieste whenthe recurrence of the number elevenwas reallv remarkable The electors ofthe fourth ward for example num-bered

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1311 in the third ward only elevenLiberal candidates came forward and inthe first a like number of eleven weroin opposition Tho elections began on

Fthe eleventh dav of the month and theresult in the Third Ward was proclaimedat eleven oclock at night The mayorwas elected by 1111 votes and amongtho new councillors are eleven advo ¬

cates eleven merchants and elevenJews Thus at least at Trieste the unfortunate number eleven disliked soilong as symbolical of the unmber of thoApostles after the loss of Judas blfair to become quite rehbihtfttel N

CONCERNING FUNERALSntA Somewhat Glowing Topic Iot Flippant-

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oursclvesnffer death Ts one that shouldbe fully considered at an early date Tn

11 seriousnesBthe soui is not the onlything to bo looked after cither duringlife or after death We are too prone toneglect our health during life and thenbequeath duraceumulated microbes andother results of a doug and perhapscrooked career to some sightly cemeterr set on a hill like a ci tnatean notbeliid - -

Longevity is wgood thing though Ihave known public men to overdo itTodiatv the proper niqraent and leaveggooUilnpressibn on history is one oftho lost arts To lacker out of life withthe applause of a great people ringingin tho Qard is a gpod thing but manthat Tswrn of a woman anatho majerity of them are that way are too proneto linger on this side bf eternity untilthev havo done some little fthine that is

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But aftwIleaTirwlmt shall we do wltliourselves In this brief treatise I darenot attempt to be thorough or evenlucid Leaving others who know allabout it to state oxactlywhat dispositionwill bemade ipf our souls lgV us lookinto the mattergbf hat we shall dowitfciour bodies VVVv

I bopefmtfwhat I may say will notboregarded as flippant for this is no placefor flippancy but allow me to speakplainly of it as I would on any othersubject concerning onr health

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For instance it will wake upthe dormant old crank who hasiiovermissed a funeral for sixty years JBLe

goes for miles to sec debased It ishis holiday It is the one saving sportin his otherOTsooylesst life Vo allremember him IfeisV sometimes awoman

The thought that the tim0jwill comesome dav when thisman will put on hisfuneral clothes and come to myfuneralmakes my tallhair rise up on m Hocan not gloat over me how but theday may conle when I shall lie low in¬

stead of lying otherwise as I do nowand he may outlive mo and come to seeme properly buried Tben he will enjoyhimself Ah what a blessed relief itwould be could I hover over the door-way

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when he comes ami hear my foot-man announce to the old vulture thathe is a little late as Mr Nye was putin the kiln half an hour ago

I could suffer a good deal through lifeif I knew that I could at lat head offthe funeral fiend the ifian whowouldnt loan mo a dollar when I wasstruggling for grub but who cheerfullyvisits my funeral and shows his ap-

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in every possible way1 must say in all candor that there are

many attractive features about crema-tion

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I am sure that when cremation isplaced within the reach of all it willrapidly become popular

In the first place if the space betweenlife and physical annihilation could bomade just asnarrow as possible it wouldhe far more cheerful to consider Deathitself is cruel enough but to add to it ahippodrome 01 a public funeral ana turnonr Tinrlnrs iulo fi nuidv morSTltSi and-- - ithen KKreposo- - ma crowueu jiemeterytill thecity wants tlie groiiiuFfbraparkand then to pick up our crumbling bonesand mqye away to a new grave is notcheerffirto contemplate

I have often -- thought that a cheerfulbook of lift or sixty pages might bewritten under the title of Recollectionsof Resurrection or the Diary of aBod It could be made to teach us avaluable lesson Politically I ampledged to genuine national reformLet the nation try it andit worlS all rightfon the nation I willtry it myself Next I am in favor ofcremation at living prices At presentIhc price is too high and the poorman is left to decay and fill thesoil with the poisonous gases whictathepoor as welKuathe-rjchJuiivft-duIg- e inafter deatp 1 I If -

Death should end our career so faras earthly aftiiirs go but with theembarrassing prospects of u prema¬

ture burjal tho cheerful chances ofbeing boiled by the janitor of a medicalcollege and our skeletons wired together and hung iu a museum andihebpportuuity if we escape the firsttwo of being tipped out of ourgraves b a flood an earthquake 6rthe act of the Common Council it isno wonder that people cling tolife

If I thought that for centuries aftermy decease mv long but symmetricalskeleton would be used night afternight to illustrate the union in ipseof compound cyclonic fracture of thetibia I wouldnt be able to sleepnights Bill Nye in Boston Globe

LOVE OF HOME

How It Haunts Men and Women Par FromTheir Native Lund

Nostalgia is a disease as much as neu¬

ralgia or fever are diseases it baffles thocleverest doctors skill and admits ofonly one complete cure and that is byremoving its cause Sheer strength ofwill may keep is in abeyance hard workmay turn aside its course for awhilebut sometimes tat odd moments in unexpected places it asserts itself with an I

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thirst for home which will neitherbe repressed nor appeased

A floating scent m the air a scentladen with tlie memory of a by goneday a sunset flush in the ky an oldmelody borne on the breee havebeen known lo bring on an access ofthis strange illness almost unbearableIn degree Reason haJLittle or no offnt n jTiWliitiio- - ita fftvArisl pvfitpmftntfriendship the closest love the terderetijcan notj tnrn asiuBiisjcurreni uiuMehas no poorer toi soothe lfobrttcrnesltnor thrdi4nictions of gayety5 toronseitffrom it melancholy It is somethingoutside tho sufferers body outside him ¬

self iitsfeelings his reason itisasieXness of the soul a longing to outstriptime and space to leave tlie laggardbody behind and fly to the native airtheaIovedUassooiatious abdearlyvfrferids ofchildhool - t ss

Lonely ranches in wild Mexican moun¬

tains have echoed to its sobbing orv iin--j der tho glare gf a tropio im ami4 the

brilliant coloring of tropical foliago inscattered homesteads in far Australianplains men and women have pined andsickened ave and even died of thismysterious illness It is strange that anailmenL which to all appearance is con-nected

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with tho nerves should not bomore common among the weaker sexbut men suffer from it in a greater de-

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than womenarid the more hardyL the race the more thev seem to sufferNorthern races experience its deadly

¬symptoms moro than tho warmer blood-ed Southerners indeed I have heardthat the Bsquimaux havo such a deeplyrooted love of their cold and barrencountry entwined among the very fibersof their nature that theycan hardlyexist for any length of timeout of it anddwindle away physically and mentallytill thoy return

I remember once in a far foreignkcountry seeinga man who moped lost

uis appetite ana aooKeu general iywretchedfor days but who on beitfgjquestioned as to tho cause of hi3 melan¬choly replied that he was- - in perfecthealth Afterward when the fit whichwas fortunately merely a temporaryone had worn itself out ho told methat it was a heart longing for homewhich had suddenly taken possession ofhim that it seemed to him ho could notagain bo happy till he heard thq oldtones and paced the old garden walksIf only for a day or an hour it wouldihave contented him He could againhave assumed tho harness of daily toiland spent the necessary years of exilein a foreign land could he for one dayhave drunk at this refreshing wellHomesickns

THE VANDERB1LT

The Iast of an Historical nnd Tfoll KnownCraft

The sale of the ship Three- - Brotherscloses tlie career of a historical craft In1855 Commodore Vanderbilt orderedconstructed for his New York andHavre line a steamship which was de-

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to attain a remarkable speedWhen approaching completion sopleased was tho old Commodore withthe fineness of her lines and tho promiseher model gave of quick passages thatho had her christened after himself No

ains or expense had been spared in theandcrbilts construction and fittings

and when she left tho builders handsshe is said to havo represented an ex--penditure of eight hundred thousanddollars During the early part of thewar when the Confederate cruiser Ala¬

bama was making such inroads on theAmerican merchant marine and theUnion men-of-w- ar were unable to effecther capture the Idea presented it3elf toCommodore Vanderbilt that perhapshis pet steamship might accomplishwhat tlie ships of the navy had failed todo and ho presented her to the Govern-ment

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For this munificent act Yanderbilt was thanked by Congress and had agold medal struck in his honor - Ultim-ately

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she came to this coast convoyingthe old Monitor Mouadnock around theHorn and made one trip to Honoluluon which occasion she was tendered incourtesy to carry Queen Emma down Onher return she was laid up at MarcIsland until ultimately sold for a smallamount to Gebrgo Howes Cq whoat an expense of nearly 200000 fittedlier up as a sailing vessel and theoccasion of her first leaving this port

h with a wheat cargo was a gala day inthe harbor After making severalvoyages she was sold in Liverpool for asinalf amount to her late owners anEnglish firm who sold her to be nsed asa coal hulk at Gibraltar It is quiteprobable that-- tho British Government isthe purchaser but the consideration isnot stated It is in all probability theend of a famous ship San FranciscoCall

A VOTE RECORDER

An Interesting Invention Devlsqd to Savethe Time of ieglslatora

An intricate and interesting machinewhich for over two years has stood iffthe room pf the committee on educationand labor on tho House side of thoCapitol is at last to bo removed Tt

hs an interesting lnstorv An oldgentleman named Crosby noticiug with

L some degree of annoyance the immenseamount oi time lost m tuc Mouse oy tuocalling of thO yeas and the nays under--too-k

to invent a machine which canldrecord the vote almosUnsjtantauequslyby the means of electricity There weroto be electric buttons at eacn uongressrmans desk The pressure of onerecorded yea and the pressure ofthe other recorded nay upon aprinted slip at the clerks deskwhile at tho same time aningenious arrangement moved the handsof a dial on the Speakers desk andshowed at a glance how many votes hadbeen taken on eackside TJio inventorafter having had an expensive modelmade was taken sick and was couirpelled te spend nine months in FloridaTho next session of Congress was a verybusy one and he could get no one tolisten to a dissertation on the merits ofhis invention This year his son fellsick and died and he has not been ableto urge upon Congress the adoption ofhis machine Tho Speaker will probably give orders to have the apparatustremoved for it nils up considerablespace Mr Crosby wants 875000 fromthe Government for his invention andclaims that it would save a great deal offillibustering Washington Post

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New Provender for Boys

Mr Dusenberrj whats a GordonI dont know my dear - There was

a British General by tliat name Tlierewas another man way back in iiistorywho --pent his time in tying knots orsometningof the kind Whv do vouask

Heres an advertisement which saysWanted a boy to feed on a Gordon5

Oh thats a printing press mvlove

Gracious that makes it all tlieworse Hows a hoy going to eat aprinting-pres3-rPyrfdn- M Call

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We never Hear janytlilug hiqro orthophonograph Itliaftprdbalfly oneinto a barber --shop and been taljcea odath Galiorm Mmrkk

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THE OCTROI

Tniernal Caatoms Datr f7LVted 3aFrance aad Italy

Among the financial reforms proposedis that of abolishing 4th octroi This isafoim of interns customs duty na- -known and entirelv inconceivable inAmerica whoro irade ia free betweenthe different States and between thecities and the surrounding countryTho products of one department pay- - atax in that department and if they areisent to anotherpaycustpmsduty whenonteringit For instance acitizen ofBordeaux who owns vineyards andmakes wine in Uoussillon pays a tax onhis wine there and another if lie bringsthem to Bordeaux So with every otherproduct taken from the place ofproduc-tion

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to another locality The cities rlsohave their octroi making all the heces- -

Lsaries 01 lite wood meat nour vegertables pay heavily when they jivtbrought In for the consumption of itsinhabitants It is this which rendersliving so expensive in Paris for the--

octroi comes a last ont of the consum-er

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and as there is constantly largefloating population in France largelyout of the foreigner who has done somuch to make the French capital themagnificent city which it is The littlecustom-houses-a- re distributed along theSeine and on the thoroughfares leadnginto the city No one can travelthroughout France stopping at thelarge cities without being constantlymade aware of the expenses or theoctroi hy the attention whichhis baggage and even hislittle handbag receives when in makinghis exit from tho station ho ha totTunthe gauntlet of the petty officials whoseduty it is to seethat nothing escapes thepayment of this particularly offensivedutv There is onlv one country inEurope which maintains the octroi andthat is Italy but Italy is very noorandif it is anvwhero excusable it --is In thatnew and struggling country

The inconvenience of the octroi haslong been complained of by producersand consumers especially tbj poorupon whom it bears heavily and oruoof the more progressive statesmen ofthe country have for many years beencasting about for some feasible meansof having it abolished but so far with-out

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success The mreat cities which arechiefly maintained by it are naturallyopposed and the rich whose propertywill have to pay more heavily should itbe removed are also opposed to achancre If this old medieval relic dis--appears sonic otuer lorm 01 laxauonwill have to take its place and whatthat shall be will have to be a matter oflong and careful consideration to acountry whose burdens in the way oftax and import are already too grievousto be borne That the change would boa relief to the poorer classes and to alarge class of middle class consumerswho think that the necessaries of lifeshould be exempt from taxation if any-thing is too plain to require seriousargument Ciwv Smi FranetecQ Chron- -

THE ISLE OF JUNE

One of the Healthiest aiidMo3t CharmingSpot on Earth

Whatis the most beautiful placethatyou have over visited asked a lady ofan old English naval officer NewProvidence in the Bahamas was heanswer Tq this view many travelerswould not assent but Nassau as thoisland is popularly called from its prin j

cipal town is one of the most beautifulgardens of the sea Columbus whovisited the island during his first voyagecalled it Femaridia and Ponce dejLeonthought that he had found here thOeartiSy Paradise and touristsof recentyears call it the Isle of June because thewinter months are like June In the tem ¬

perate zones Nassau is the icapital ofthe Bahamas It is a placet bf old searomances- - from the dramatic pirates tothe blockade runners Lnghsh navalofficers worn with service are oftensent here to recruit England holds itto be one of lier most health giving re-

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The island is aouic twenty onemiles long and seven wide and js fa¬

mous for its eocoonut trees and pine¬

apple farms Thfe winter market ofNassau is one of the most wonderful inthe world as in it aro fonud all thewroducts of the tropics together withthose of the temperate zones Mr Frank 1

Stockton in a magazine aruciu uu uuIsle ofJune once gave a list of the

fruits to he found there an amazingcatalogue of familiar and unfamiliarnames It is also famous for gxgen tur-tles

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and the sea is as prolific m food1

thelandin fruits Youths Companion

AN ODD CUSTOM

The Tribute Levied ac the Kntrancc of theKIvcrTJouro iu PorUiKal

Tho coast of Portugal isdefended from

invasion by forts of castellated form setalong ttie shores wherever a landingmight seem convenient or where an Im-

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point had to be protected-- 3Iostof these strong places date fronbeforetho introduction of gunpowder and wereafterward -- restored and received theirpresent extremely picturesque form longbefore guns and gunnery practice hadattained modern perfection One bf thelargest and strongest is the Castle ofFozatthe entrance to the river DouroIt is in suehairimportahf portion that atone time it mounted at least fifty gunsthough probably little more than toys ifwe judge by the size of the embrasuresA curious old custom is still kept up offiring at vessels which try to pass thebar without a pilot or when the redflag is not flying at the fort Luckilyblank cartridges are used in moderntimes Thb first gun is fired when Ota

vii is outside the bar and If it atonce turns and gives up its attempt tor In it is lined only a small sum

owever if it continues its efforts thogun Is loaded and fired again and againas quickly as possible during its passageand for every discharge another fino Isimposed on tho ship A skillfullyhandled shp escapes without heavyfines hut a badly managed vessel has topav dearlv or In otheft wordX thagreiterlhedangerthey3jlaveriskeirthegreafrir--th- e line demasiijedin puuish- -

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r- - A good old ladr a widow harJa- -been asked if sho dldrunttnnk her hWuufdsiforteiftthard work replied Xoloat thinkho did As nWras Fcrnrrenieniberovery orfe of Sitrtfays wasftjasf Afeagras otiierpe5pie sal icsJC4w4

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Tlieshootmgseaon hassetmv andthe average boy begins to worry thajlifeout of his-- paronis fora gunr with whfejuin all human probaHtv the bovlvill x

either cripple himself or somebody elseFather said JohnnvFizzhtop canit

I you spare money enough to gut mctgun My son when lean spare aboy 111 get you a gun ExchaWge

dont See upon whatgrouhdsyotrcan secure a pension Yon were natviirthe army during the war I knowjbut I was in thehome guards Were -

you wounded or ilisabled No butTfirst saw the woman who is now raVwife while we were on parade Smce- -

then Ive had nothing nnt trouble amithiuk the Government ought to give mea pension Philadelphia Chrontde- -

The model man 1lie dontplav the fiddle paw hls balf IntltS- -

middle nor dress like an AnRllonJXdude- -Whenhecoe3toa party witu Melftsor M--- 3

Cartyne never l3 nol3y and radef -

He lives In trnjadity and sreet conjugalityand wants pie but two times day

He never eata onion nor treads on yojer--bnnon- 3

norgrowl3 when yottget in blway

lies wiae end hes witty persevenascandrrittv and basatnasrnulceutheadjus

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DIGNIFIED HONESTY --j iHow It Vaa Ke wardedby a Diminutive --

Chicago Xewsbojv

Avery small newsboy stood at thecorner of Superior and Clark streets-

yesterday afternoon- - Under hisarmwas a solitary and bespattered copy ofapaper fcatisneu eitner oy tne pietnqnccondition of lus pocket caused y avaac- -

FccssfnL rim of business or by thearmth of the sun he disdained to call

c -hiswaresA rotund and austere ofSeeroiathfr

North Side Street Railway- - Compaayhpassed Ho stopped abruptly c- -proached the lounging youngster andsaid JVetfwb6y at the same tmuirslipping a coin into the haad f thnrchinwho in turndextronsly deposit- - tted it between his teeth Delivering thewrinkled paper the boy sent a dlrtybaud Into hi3 trousers pocket andpYodaccdfdur pennies and a nickel rhlcHfio emptied Into tho extended palmthe dignified purchaser j- Yea should be more careful sSvlsaid the rotund gentleman glancing stTthe ebange and then handing itback tou-the-youngst-

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I gave yoauiv centplecnot adImo ixNot a muscle of the hoys faeemoveaThe same dirty little Hand went npf tohis mouth and returned with the Scentpiece Qniekas a flash the -- coinaahadagain changed owners -- Wliat s thi3 for sped tho Jtfnified official

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roots of his hair and stoodfora momenvgazing at the back of the- - self possesseiE

urchin who had tamed on-- his heelsand sauntered away ChicagQ News r

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