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S U M M E R S D A L E
LOUISE McKAY
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101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL
Copyright Louise McKay 2002
All rights reserved
No part of this book may be reproduced by any means, nor transmitted, nor translated intoa machine language without the written permission of the publisher
Summersdale Publishers Ltd46 West StreetChichesterPO19 1RPUK
www.summersdale.com
ISBN 1 84024 230 2
Printed and bound in Great Britain
Cartoons by Kate Taylor
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Something to dangle
in front of the TVwhen Jamie Oliversface
appears on it again.
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Dumbbells for weaklings.
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Good pregnant cow disguise always handy.
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Trendy DJ-stylie headphones.
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A many-sided draughts board.
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Death Starmodel for alow-budget Star Warsre-make.
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Space-hopperfor pets.
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Goldfish bowl for fish thatwouldnt benefit from windows.
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Shoulder pads for membersof the cast of Dynasty.
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An alternative fox for the Hunting Lobby.
For added excitement the hunt shouldtake place at the same time and on the
same pitch as the World Cup Final.
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Crystal ball for predicting football results.
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Stand-in buttocksfor Jennifer Lopez.
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Earrings for theever-stylish Pat Butcher.
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A breast-enhancer,making the Wonderbraredundant.
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Disco ball for a very dull disco.
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Door knobs for gentle giants.
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Light bulb for people who arentthat bothered about light.
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The winning entry for the Turner Prize.
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Something Hitlercould use toreplace the one thats in theAlbert Hall.
0 USES OR A OO BALL
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False eye for a Cyclops.
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A ball and chain for jailed footballers.
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Hot air balloon for mice.
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Alternative to cheese in a fast-food burger bound to be popular because its less rubbery.
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Oh, and a more palatable replacementfor the ubiquitous gherkin
(and so much easier to fish out with your hands).
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Humbug sweets for divvy kidswho dont know the difference
between stripes and spots.
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An ineffective demolition ball for buildingsyou dont really want to knock down.
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Brilliant new female contraceptive lets face it, football is quite a turn-off.
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Prosthetic head for unfortunate18thCentury French aristocrats.
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101 US S F R A F TBA
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Ball cock for a big loo.
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A spare Quidditchball forwhen Harry Potterdrops his.
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Placebotablets in case the NHS runs out.
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New epiglottis for people who mighthave lost theirs in a freak accident
with a set of cutlery.
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New hooter for Rudolph the Reindeer.
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Air bags for low-budget,Eastern European cars.
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Something else for Little Jack Hornerto get stuck on his fat little thumb.
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Spare moon in case theone made of cheese melts.
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Stunt double for action-hero celebrity blowfish.
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Ammunition for Saddam Husseins
giant pea-shooter.
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Stunt hunch for bell-ringers
living in Ntre Dame cathedral.
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A miniature version of Menwith Hill Espionage
Centre for miniature governmental spies.
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Huge pearl necklace for an
overgrown Sloane. Okay yar?
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Prosthetic dalmation knackers.
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A cannonball for pacifists.
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Slotless piggy bank for
someone with no money.
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Decorative hundreds and thousands
for Hagridsbirthday cake.
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Christmas pudding for
the Michelin Manand family.
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Sunday lunch for an
impoverished family ofplasti-vores.
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A hygienic alternative to the
Easter Bunnysdroppings.
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Less messy stuffing
for the Christmas turkey.
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A stand-in for your boss head to relieve the
temptation of kicking the real thing.
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A ceremonial orb for Poshand Becks throne.
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Something to which supermodels
and footballers wives can compare
their weightand still feel fat.
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Love eggs for the woman with an
unusually capacious, erm, love nest.
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Jordansbreast reduction.
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A pregnancy bump for the sensitive father-to-be.
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The clean alternative to a baby.
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Gob stopper for a greedy kid.
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The latest air-cushioned, two-tone,
super-dynamic trainersfor extra bounce in the step.
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A wig for Beckhamsbad hair days.
So thatll be every day then.
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A washbag for David Ginola. The guy needs
somewhere to stash his hair products after all.
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Protective footwear for people with bunions.
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New and harmless drug for Ibiza pill-poppers.
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Stand-in eggs for Spielbergs
next dinosaur blockbuster.
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A nifty way to sabotage
the local campanologistsSunday morning fun and games.
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A visual aid to demonstrate
why not to have children.Have you ever had haemorrhoids?
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Inspiration forAnne Widdecombeshairdresser.
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A pair of diaphragms: for the prevention of
spawning any more football fans.
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Genetically modified coconuts
for highly litigious countries.
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Wig for Elton Johnto wear when
he visits his mates at Watford FC.
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The Marquis de Sades
pile cushion. Ouch.
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An accommodating bellybutton
extension for body-piercing enthusiasts.
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Something about which Eric Cantona
can write a pretentious, waffling poem.
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Something else to pile on the bonfire every
November 5th. And dont use sparingly.
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A replacement sun for when the gurgling
Tellytubbies sun-babyfinally grows up.
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The perfect present for a thieving cuckoo,
so she stops filching other birds eggs.
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Skullcaps for sporty
followers of Judaism.
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A good way to confuse
American Football team-members.
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Globe map for the inhabitants
of Planet Polkadot.
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Part of a molecular model for
the atomic structure of a football.
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Filled with cement it makes a handy
ballistic to chuck atAnne Robinsonwhen
she chucks you off The Weakest Link.Or whenever she appears on TV for that matter.
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David Beckhamssubstitute wife.
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David Beckhamssubstitute brain.
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A new, experimental paintbrush for
Jackson Pollock. Might be less messythan his preferred method.
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Display piece in a museum for things
that should never have been invented.
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Voodoo doll of David Beckhamfor
use during England matches.
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An effective way of stopping your man
from snoring. He might not wake upat all, mind you. Does that matter?
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New, smaller foreheads forAnt and Dec.
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A useful distraction and fidelity-aid
for blokes stuck on Temptation Island.
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Something to shred and give to your useless
boyfriend when he forgets Valentines Day.
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Low-budget prop for Hamletduring
skull-shortage periods.
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Replacement dissection subject for
squeamish Biology students. Mind you,
given the option: football versus bulls eye,I know which one Id go for.
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Moth balls to protect your cashmere
(its a well-known fact that moths hate football).
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A ball for several men to kick around a pitch on a
Saturday afternoon. What a great idea. Should beturned into a sport.
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