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A MUSICAL COMEDY ABOUT FAITH, HOOPS AND CHASTITY

iGuide: Lysistrata Jones

TABLE(T)  OF  CONTENTSTABLE(T)  OF  CONTENTS

THE STORYPG 1

CAST & CREATIVESPG 2

DIRECTOR SPEAKPG 6

WHO’S WHOPG 9

MAPSPG 14

IT’S ALL GREEK TO MEPG 16

SAY WHAT?PG 25

WHO‘S THATPG 27

BATTLE OF THE SEXESPG 29

TAKE A STAND!PG 36

CHEERLEADING FOR DUMMIESPG 40

BASKETBALL 101PG 42

SOUTHGATE EDUCATIONPG 60

FOR TEACHERSPG 45

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THE  STORY

IN SHORT:

IT�’S  SMART.

IT�’S  SASSY.  

IT �’S  ON  BROADWAY!Give  It  Up!

THE STORY

Lysistrata  Jones Lysistrata

Musical Numbers: For more info. on Lysistrata Jones, and to check out LJ videos, tunes & blog, go to the show’s official website: www.lysistratajones.comConnect with Lyssie J. @LyssieJones

Lysistrata Jones on Broadway is playing at The Walter Kerr Theatre, 219 W. 48th St., NYCFor tickets, click or call: Telecharge.com; 212.239.6200 Group Sales: 1.800.BROADWAY

HEY PEEPS! HERE’S MY STORY -‐ LOVE L.J.P.S. -‐ IT’S LYSISTRATA JONES

(LISS-‐ISS-‐TRA-‐TA/JOANZ) AKA LYSSIE J

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Lysistrata  Jones

Lysistrata  Jones Give  It  UpLysistrata  Jones

Lysistrata   Jones Big,   Crocodile  Dundee,  Broadcast  News Catch  Me  If  You  Can

The  Phantom  of  the  

Lysistrata  Jones   Allen  Moyer   Grey  Gardens Twelve  Angry  Men David  C.  Woolard  Horror   Show   The  Who’s   Tommy Thomas   LeGalley   The   39   Steps  

  The  Last  SessionTony  Meola   The  Lion  King The  Wild  Party Les  MiserablesBrad  Simmons   Jessica  Hartman  

CAST  &  CREATIVES

DID YOU KNOW? Lysistrata Jones opened on December 14th, 2011. The first

Broadway production of Aristophanes’ classic play, Lysistrata, opened on December 14, 1925 at Jolson’s 59th Street Theatre, NYC.

“An effervescent, tasty and

surprisingly filling new musical with

high-octane performances.”

- BEN BRANTLEY, THE NEW YORK TIMES

“A good old-fashioned tease of a musical comedy – a naughty, bubbly, modern goof on Aristophanes.”- SCOTT BROWN, NEW YORK MAGAZINE

“A terrific splash of fun with an

infectious score!”

- ELISABETH VINCENTELLI, NEW YORK POST

“There’s an obscene amount of fun being

had this sassy new musical.”

- DAVID ROONEY, THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

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ABOUT THE CREATIVE TEAM

Bookwriter Douglas  Carter  Beane ,  Dog   Laughed   Mr  &  Mrs  Fitch As  Bees   in  Honey  Drown  Planet,   The  Country  Club,  Advice  From  a  Caterpillar,   The  Cartells,  

Xanadu  Sister  Act   The  Big  Time  Mondo  

Drama       Advice  From  a  Caterpillar   To  Wong  Foo,  

As  Thousands  Cheer,  June  Moon    The  Torchbearers  

Composer-­‐Lyricist,  Lewis  Flinn’s   On  Girl,  

The  WinnerDown  There

The  Divine  Sister Die  Mommie  Die The  Third  Story

Director/Choreographer,   Dan   Knechtges  

Xanadu  Sondheim  on  Sondheim

110   in   The   Shade   The   25th   Annual   Putnam   County  Spelling  Bee

Der  Schuh  Das  Manitu

PalindromeHorse   ,  

CAST  &  CREATIVES

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ABOUT THE CAST

Lysistrata  Jones

Give  It  Up!Xanadu  

Beauty  and  the  Beast

Liz  Mikel  Hetaira

Give   It  Up!

Friday  Night  LightsBlind  Lemon  Blues   OPC  

Sordid  Lives:  The  Series

Bending  the  Rules

Josh  Segarra  Mick

Lysistrata  JonesFat  Camp:  the Musical The  

Boys  Upstairs Harmonious  Pimps  of  HarmonyHomeland The  Ministers,  The  Music  Never  Stopped,  The  Narrows,  Tiny  

Jason  Tam  Xander

A   Chorus   Line,   Les  Misérables Les  MisérablesNobody   Loves   You,  

Wood One  Life  to  Live  

Lysistrata  Jones  Hairspray

Legally  Blonde ,

CAST  &  CREATIVES

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Alexander  Aguilar  ‘Uardo

  Lysistrata  JonesA  Chorus  Line The  Light  in  the  Piazza Annie  Get  Your  GunThe  Producers Were  the  World  Mine

Ato  Blankson-­‐Wood  Tyllis

Lysistrata  Jones Hair    

LampitoAvenue  Q   The  25th  Annual  Putnam  

County  Spelling  Bee   Miss  Saigon  

Kat  Nejat  Cleonice

West  Side  Story,High  School  Musical

Law  &  Order Sondheim!  The  Birthday  Concert Dancing  with  the  Stars

LaQuet  Sharnell  Myrrhine

:   Memphis   The   Lion   King,   Sweet   Charity  Lysistrata   Jones The  Wiz   Bring   It  On  The  Musical

Ain’t   Misbehavin’ Princess:   A   New   Musical,   Chicago  Aida

As  the  World  Turns Step  Up  3

Teddy  Toye  Harold

Lysistrata  Jones Lysistrata  JonesHigh   School  Musical

One  Life  To  Live Starr  X’d  Lovers The  View Jerseylicious So  Good

Alex  Wyse  Cinesias

Lysistrata   JonesAcademy

Speech  &  DebateBored  to  Death

CAST  &  CREATIVES

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DIRECTOR  SPEAK

Playwright,  Douglas  Carter  BeaneQ:  Lysistrata  Jones  is  hip,  fast-­‐paced,  and  extremely  funny.  Where  did  the  idea  for  this  show  originate?

 Q:  Lysistrata,  takes  us  away  from  the  original  story’s  war-­‐torn  lands  of  Ancient  Greece  to  a  modern-­‐day  college  campus.  Why  

 Q:  Both  Lysistrata  Jones  and  your  2007  musical  comedy,  Xanadu,

with  Greek  mythology  or  is  it  merely  a  coincidence  that  two  of  your  works  take  on  a  similar  vein?

Xanadu Lysistrata  Jones

Q:  The  heroine  of  your  musical  is  a  new  transfer  student  who  dares  the  Athens  U.  cheerleaders  to  take  student  

LysistrataLysistrata  Jones

 Q:  Lysistrata  Jones

 

CHECK OUT THIS

DREAM TEAM!

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Lysistrata  Jones

Composer/Lyricist,  Lewis  FlinnQ:  What  can  we  expect  musically  from  Lysistrata  Jones?  

 

 

Lysistrata  Jones  and  your  work  on  this  new  musical?  

GreaseDreamgirls

Director/Choreographer,  Dan  KnechtgesQ:  As  Director  and  Choreographer  of  Lysistrata  Joneswatch,  how  do  these  roles  challenge  and  complement  each  other?

DIRECTOR  SPEAK

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Q:  As  the  Choreographer,  what  inspired  the  look  and  feel  of  your  choreography?

Lysistrata  Jones

Q:  Who  would  you  suggest  as  the  ideal  audience  for  Lysistrata  Jones?

DIRECTOR  SPEAK

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Activities:                                      Running  the  naughtiest  night  spot  in  all  of  AthensInterests:                                        Feather  boas,  handcuffs,  silk  sheetsFavorite  Music:                    Barry  White,  Earth  Wind  &  Fire,  Tina  Turner,  Whitney  HoustonFavorite  Movies:                The  Best  Little  Whorehouse  in  Texas,  Swingers,  Sex  Lies  &                                                    Videotape,  Pretty  WomanFavorite  TV  Shows:      Who  has  time?  If  the  TV  is  on,  I’m  not  making  any  money    Favorite  Books:                  The  Joy  of  Sex,  Brothels  for  Dummies

Bio:    Just  a  good  old-­fashioned  businesswoman  with  a  knack  for  giving  people  what  they  want:  sex  and  a  whole  lot  more.  I’m  what  you  might  call  a  One-­WO-­man  Band  (or  Greek  Chorus!).    Some  people  will  say  there’s  an  angel  underneath  all  these                        beads  and  feathers  but  you’d  better  pay  up  or  be  pretty  special  to  see  that.

Favorite  Quotation:  “When  you’re  good  to  mama,  mama’s  good  to  you!”-­  Chicago

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Birthday:    February  14,  1969

Political:    Cash  only!

Hometown:    Nashville,  TN

Out  With  My  GirlsUpdated  last  Tuesday

Places  I  Wanna  SeeUpdated  two  months  ago

INFORMATION

PHOTOS

WHO�’S  WHO:  THE  PRINCIPAL  PLAYERS

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IT�’S  ALL  GREEK  TO  MEOK, SO MY TIMELESS TALE DATES BACK TO ALMOST 2,500 YEARS AGO. LYSISTRATA JONES IS WHAT

YOU COULD CALL A ‘LOOSE’ TAKE ON THE ORIGINAL STORY OF LYSISTRATA, WHICH WAS WRITTEN IN 411 B.C.  

THE ORIGINS OF GREEK THEATRE

TRAGEDY  

Oedipus  Rex AgamemnonOrestes

COMEDY

Lysistrata The  Frogs

The  Hangover   A  Funny  Thing  

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Happened  On  The  Way  To  The  Forum The  Big  Bang  Theory Frasier Arrested  DevelopmentSaturday  Night  Live

polis  

the  Father  of  Comedy   the  Prince  of  Ancient  Comedy

Lysistrata Thesomophoria LysistrataLysistrata

Lysistrata  Jones

Lysistrata

 

ARISTOPHANES

GREEK CHORUS

IT�’S  ALL  GREEK  TO  ME

ARISTOPHANES IS THE GUY WHO STARTED IT ALL WHEN HE WROTE THE

ORIGINAL STORY, LYSISTRATA.

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boustrophedon

FORM & FORMAT

IT�’S  ALL  GREEK  TO  ME

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ACT  ON  IT!Lysistrata  Jones

 

THEATRE OF DIONYSUS PARTS OF A GREEK THEATRE

IT�’S  ALL  GREEK  TO  ME

AMPITHEATRES

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A  Simple,  Short  Summary  

LysistrataThe  Wizard  of  Oz  

 

The  Wiz

Medea  Romeo  and  Juliet   West  Side  Story  La  Bohème   Rent  Pygmalion       My  Fair  Lady  Othello   O  

Clueless  

INTERPRETATIONS AND ADAPTATIONS

IT�’S  ALL  GREEK  TO  ME

A SIMPLE, SHORT SUMMARY

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Lysistrata  

Lysistrata   Jones faith hoops

Lysistrata   Jones

Lysistrata  

Lysistrata

Lysistrata

SOME PLAY BY ARISTOPHANES

HE�’S DEAD, SO WE DO WHAT WE

PLEASE. SOMETHING THAT�’S

OLD AND SO ARCANE SO SUE

US, IT�’S PUBLIC DOMAIN Lysistrata  Jones

DID YOU KNOW? Aristophanes’ Lysistrata inspired an opera, Lysistrata and the War,

which was written in the early 1960s. The new opera was first performed in Detroit, Michigan by the Wayne State University opera workshop as a protest to the Vietnam War. An alternative title for this

and other adaptations could be: “Make Love, Not War.”

IT�’S  ALL  GREEK  TO  ME

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ORIGINAL STORY

Lysistrata  

UPDATED STORY

PLAY-BY-PLAY COMPARISON

Lysistrata

Lysistrata  Jones

submit  to  my  power!  Get  ready  boys!

IT�’S  ALL  GREEK  TO  ME

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The following chart illustrates the changes that were made from the original comedy to create Lysistrata Jones – the new musical version.

Lysistrata(the  original  Greek  comedy)

Lysistrata Jones(the  new  musical)

IT�’S  ALL  GREEK  TO  ME

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Lysistrata  in  the  20th�–21st  Century:  An  AdaptationTimeline

1908: Lysistrata

1910: Lysistrata

1932: Lysistrata

Wives

1946: Lysistrata

1956: Lysistrata The  Second  Greatest  Sex,”

1961: The  Happiest  Girl  in  the  World Lysistrata

1962:  Lysistrata

1963: Lysistrata  &  the  War

1964: Lysistrata

1968:

The  Girls Lysistrata

1976: Lysistrata

1985:

1987:

2001: st

2002: Lysistrata

2003:

2004: Lysistrata  100

2005: Lysistrata,  or  The  Nude  Goddess

2005:

2007:

2010: Pie   and   Pint Lysistrata

 by  Dave  And  

2011:

Give  It  Up! Lysistrata  Jones

ApathyApocryphalArcaneBacchanal

BrothelConcoctEdictFascist

Feminism

SAY  WHAT?

PRONUNCIATION GUIDE

Lysistrata Jones (liss-iss-STRA-tuh / joanz)

Mick (mik)

Hetaira (huh-TEER-uh)

Robin (RAW-bin)

Xander (ZAN-der)

Lampito (lamb-PEE-toe)

Myrrhine (muh-REEN)

Cleonice (Klee-oh-NICE-ee)

Cinesias (Kuh-NEE-see-us)

Tyllus (TILL-us)

‘Uardo (WAHR- doh)

Harold (HAIR-uld)

OK, SERIOUSLY, HOW ON EARTH DO YOU PRONOUNCE ALL THE NAMES IN MY SHOW INCLUDING MINE? BELOW IS A

PRONUNCIATION GUIDE TO HELP SOUND US ALL OUT.

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ForlornHaiku

Jihad

Mascot

MediocrityNarcissismNarrativeObjectify

Peloponnesian War

Poetry slam

Poet laureatePosse

Provocative

Public domain

Punani

Scapegoat

Shun

Sparknotes

Status quo

Subpoena

Toga party

Unabridged

Unibomber

Whore

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WHO�’S  THAT?SO I TOTALLY WIKI’ED ALL OF THE NAMES MENTIONED IN MY

SHOW AND GUESS WHAT, TURNS OUT THAT EVEN SOME OF THOSE WAY DEAD ANCIENT OLD DUDES TURNED OUT TO BE

PRETTY COOL. GUESS I SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE ATTENTION IN HISTORY CLASS!

Amelia Earhart

Aristophanesthe  Father  of  

Comedy

Bob Fosse

Chaucer The  Canterbury  Tales

Emily Dickinson

Emma Goldman

Hannibal LecterThe  Silence  of  the  Lambs

Katie Couric

Kitty Dukakis

Lady Chatterly

Geoffrey Chaucer

Emma Goldman

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M. Night Shyamalan

The  Sixth  Sense.

Susan B Anthony

The  

Theodore Dreisder

Walt Whitman

William Churchill

WHO�’S  THAT?

Susan B. Anthony

Walt Whitman

William Churchill

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BATTLE  OF  THE  SEXES

Lysistrata

Lysistrata

MICK AND I HAVE BEEN TEXTING ON THIS TOPIC FOR EONS!DON’T MIND US IF WE INTERJECT! PS -‐ IT’S TIME FOR THE FINAL SMACKDOWN!

Men 20, Women 0!

Hah! Bonus point for the men!

Yeah but all that changed when a fierce woman named Lysistrata came onto the scene …

HOLD ON! I totally heard that Spartan women were awesome!

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Like I said, 20, zip

Wait, I had to memorize all of the constitutional amendments for History class, and I don’t remember the 15th Amendment saying anything about women’s rights.

Come on, we’ve got to get in the game! What about women’s rights? Girl Power? Let’s fast-

forward a bit okay? We’re like in serious need of some points here!

Finally, we’re on the board!

Yeah! Score one for the women!

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Um…still in the lead here – hello?

I don’t know about you but I’ve totally lost track of the score.

Does that count as a penalty point?

Yes, fast-break jumpshot, longbomb three pointer, nothing but net! SCORE! And the crowd goes wild!!

Oh yeah, we should keep going, I guess.

Sounds like we’re all tied up!

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So we totally won, right? Girls rule!

So where does that put us?

Aww that’s so sweet!

Yeah who wins the battle of the sexes?

Yeah that’s like totally poetic.

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So cheerleaders can play basketball…and win too!

It doesn’t matter how you’re expected to behave you just need to be who you are.

And jocks can recite poetry…or write their own!

Well said!

�“Give it up! Whatever�’s keeping you from

being you, give it up! Let your heart be

free, yeah give it up! Whatever�’s keeping you

from being you, you gotta just believe!�”

Lysistrata  Jones

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Men  Are  from  Mars,  Women  are  From  Venus

Gender  Trouble

�“What can a woman give

but love, love, love?

And what do men do but

fight, fight, fight.�” Hetaria  -­‐  Lysistrata  Jones

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low, no matter

what they

say, no matter

what they do,

you can�’t let

the girls have

control over

you.�” Lysistrata  Jones

BATTLE  OF  THE  SEXES

MEN ARE FROM MARS,WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS

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WELL-‐BEHAVED WOMEN SELDOM MAKE HISTORY! HERE IS A TIME-‐LINE OF 25 WOMEN WHO MADE HISTORY BY BEING TRUE TO THEMSELVES, FIGHTING FOR THEIR BELIEFS, AND

PIONEERING THEIR OWN WAY....JUST LIKE ME!

1792

1848

1869

1896

1913

1916

1929

1932

1934

1942

1961

1963

1970

1971

1976

1981

1983

1984

1986

1997

2006

2008

2010

Mary  Wollstonecraf

Susan  B.  Anthony

Mary  Church  Terrell

Alice  Paul Lucy  Burns

Virginia  Woolf  A Room  of  One’s  Own  

Amelia  Earhart

Annie  Fox  

Eleanor  Roosevelt

Diane  Crump

Gloria  Steinem

Sarah  Caldwell

Sandra  Day  O’Connor

Dr.  Sally  Ride

Geraldine  Ferraro

 

 Hillary  Clinton

Kathryn  Bigelow

Mary Church Terrell

Amelia Earhart

Gloria Steinem

Madeleine Albright

Hillary Clinton

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TAKE  A  STAND!

Some  say,  there  are  two  types  of  people  in  the  world:

FOLLOWsay HALF FULL HALF EMPTY

FOLLOW MAKEMOAN DO SOMETHING

Author, Mark Twain had this to say:

Columnist, Abigail Van Buren wrote:

ACTIVISM VS APATHY

ActivistsActivists APATHISTSAPATHISTS

“MAYBE IT STARTS AS A STUPID GAME, BUT THEN ONE DAY THAT’S YOUR LIFE. YOU GOTTA GIVE YOUR ALL,

OR WHY EVEN SHOW UP?” LYSSIE J.

“WHY RISK IT ALL DOING WHAT WE DON’T KNOW? JUST LET IT GO AND LAY LOW!”

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TAKE  A  STAND!

ACTIVISTS

ACT  ON  IT!

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

CHANGE  THE  WOLRD

�“Activism is the rent

I pay for living on

this planet.�”

It doesn’t take a battle as big as the Peloponnesian War (or a less-than-stellar basketball team) to make you

stand up for a cause that’s important to you.

If you don’t like the way your piece of the world is going: CHANGE IT!

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TAKE  A  STAND!

Colombia, 2006

Italy, 2008

Kenya, 2009

Belgium, 2011 The  strike:  A  socialist  Senator  called  on  political  spouses  to  

withhold  sex  until  a  deal  was  brokered  for  much-­‐needed  elections:  “Have  no  more  

sex  until  the  new  administration  is  posing  on  the  steps  of  the  palace,”  she  said.

The  outcome:  Belgium  is  still  waiting  on  a  new  government  and  the  country  is  

getting  antsy

GIVING IT UP: A LOOK BACK AT A LACK OF BOOTY

OK, SO I TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE FIRST GENIUS TO PUT A LOCK AND KEY ON HER “V”...BUT APPARENTLY LADIES HAVE BEEN DOING THIS ALL OVER THE WORLD TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. THEY WEREN’T

ALWAYS SUCCESSFUL, BUT THEY DEFINITELY MADE A POINT. XOXO, LYSSIE J.”

HERE’S WHAT ROBIN HELPED ME DIG UP IN THE LIBRARY ABOUT SEX STRIKES IN HISTORY.

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EGYPT, 1152 B.C.:

USA, 1794

BRITISH INDIA, 1922

USA, 2011

THE MIDDLE EAST, 2011

GIVING IT UP: OTHERS WHO GAVE IT UP TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE

THERE I WAS IN THE LIBRARY – I GOT LOST, BUT DON’T WORRY, ROBIN HELPED ME DO SOME MORE DIGGING INTO HOW SOME OTHER AMAZING PEOPLE WHO’VE USED STRIKES TO GET SOME BIG RESULTS.

NO, IT WASN’T ALWAYS BY HOLDING BACK THE NOOKIE, BUT THEY SURE KNEW A GOOD STRATEGY WHEN THEY SAW ONE – ESPECIALLY WHEN IT DIDN’T INVOLVE VIOLENCE. WHETHER FOR PEACE, RIGHTS, EQUALITY, OR

JUST A LITTLE EXTRA BOOZE, THE POWER OF THE PEOPLE CANNOT BE DENIED!

LOVE, LYSSIE J.

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CHEERLEADING  FOR  DUMMIES

And maybe YOU!

A TIMELINE OF CHEERLEADING

DID YOU KNOW... FAMOUS CHEERLEADERS INCLUDE SOME BIG MOVERS AND SHAKERS (....AND THAT IS NOT A SPORTS-‐BRA JOKE!)

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DID YOU KNOW?The world of Cheerleading is huge and thriving. Check out these crazy facts:

The Cheerleading capital of the U.S. is Texas. Texas is also where a mother was accused of hiring a hit man to kill her daughter’s rival in competition.

Circulation for American Cheerleader magazine is estimated at 200,000.

Some of the most common Cheerleading injuries are broken arms and busted lips.

97% of all cheerleaders are female, however, almost 50% of collegiate Cheerleaders are male.

Cheerleaders: Can’t Spell it without the word “LEADERS”

CHEERLEADING  FOR  DUMMIES

GLOSSARY

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BASKETBALL  101

GET THE BALL THROUGH THE HOOP!

POINT GUARD:

SHOOTING GUARD:

SMALL FORWARD:

POWER FORWARD:

CENTER:

WHO’S WHO IN THE HALL OF HOOPS

It all depends on who the ball is made for! The NBA basketball is made of composite leather, a synthetic material designed to withstand

slam dunks and allow all-stars like Kobe Bryant to keep a good grip as they go for the ally-oop! WNBA balls are also made of composites but are slightly smaller because female players tend to have smaller hands. High school and college stars use real leather balls sometimes. Rubber balls are for novice players and are great for street games because of their durability. Beneath the surface, deep within each basketball lies

a gridwork of nylon, rubber, and a material called butyl. These layers help the ball stand up to hours of double dribbles.

THE ANATOMY OF BALLS

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BASKETBALL  101

BASKETBALL CHEAT SHEET!Knowing some of the common ‘lingo’ makes the game more exciting while you

play or watch on and off the courts.

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FOR  TEACHERS  -­  LESSON  1:  PRE-­SHOW

Lysistrata

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Lysistrata

Lysistrata

Lysistrata  Lysistrata  

LysistrataLysistrata

Lysistrata  Jones Lysistrata

 

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Lysistrata Excerpt # 1

LysistrataCalonicéLysistrataCalonicé

LysistrataCalonicé doLysistrataCalonicéLysistrataCalonicéLysistrataCalonicéLysistrataCalonicé

Lysistrata

Lysistrata Excerpt # 2

LysistrataMyrrhinéLysistrata

MyrrhinéCalonicé

Lysistratayou

Lampito

LysistrataCalonicéLysistrata

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Lysistrata Excerpt #3

Magistrate addressing  the  womenLysistrataMagistrateLysistrataMagistrate YouLysistrataMagistrateLysistrataMagistrateLysistrataMagistrateLysistrataMagistrateLysistrata

Lysistrata Excerpt # 4

Chorus  of  Women

Lysistrata

First  WomanLysistrataSecond  WomanLysistrataThird  WomanLysistrataThird  WomanLysistrata

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Lysistrata Excerpt #5

Cinesias

MyrrhinéCinesiasMyrrhinéCinesiasMyrrhinéCinesiasMyrrhinéCinesiasMyrrhinéCinesiasMyrrhinéCinesiasMyrrhinéCinesias

Lysistrata Excerpt #6

AthenianLaconian  EnvoyAthenianLysistrata

LaconianAthenianLysistrataAthenianLaconian  EnvoyLysistrata

Athenian

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Lysistrata

FOR  TEACHERS  -­  LESSON  2:  POST-­SHOW 50

Lysistrata  Jones

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Further  Research:  

FOR  TEACHERS 52

ROLE ON THE WALL

Character Name: _____________________________________

DIRECTIONS: On the outside of the outlined figure, write or draw what other people might say or think about this person (whether true or assumed). On the inside of the figure, write or draw what you know about this person and his or her inner thoughts and feelings.

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DIRECTIONS: For each letter of the Greek Alphabet, write down a word or term having to do with Ancient Greek life, culture, or history that starts with the corresponding English letter or sound. Players should take turns filling out the word/terms for each letter, but teammates can help each other if they get stuck. First team to finish wins!

GREEK ALPHABET (RELAY!)

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FOR  TEACHERS

SUPPLEMENTAL STUDENT ACTIVITIES

             

o  o  o  o  

           

                                   

Lysistrata

                                   

                                   

           

                                   

Lysistrata  Jones  

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FOR  TEACHERS

Lysistrata Jones  is recommended for students in Grades 9 and higher.

 

Arts

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FOR  TEACHERS

 

Culture:  

People,  Places,  and  Environments:  

Power,  Authority,  and  Governance:  

Science,  Technology,  and  Society:      

   

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FOR  TEACHERS

SOURCES Lysistrata  Jones

Lysistrata  Jones

Greek    Theatre  

Life  and  Society  in  Classical  Greece

  Lysistrata

Phoenix

 The  Concise  Oxford  Companion  to  Classical  Literature

Columbia  daily     Spectator

Aristophanes:  Lysistrata,  The  Acharnians,  The  Clouds

 

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PBS

Strikes  and  General  HistoryPenguin  History  of  Greece

Aristophanes’  Lysistrata

 

Cheerleading  

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SOUTHGATE  EDUCATIONWHAT WE DO – “We Educate Audiences.”

SOUTHGATE EDUCATION:

WHO WE ARE

Lysistrata  Jones   Million  Dollar  Quartet

Rod Christensen, Education Director

Daisy Million  Dollar  Quartet  Lysistrata  Jones

Up  With  People!

Duncan Stewart, Education Curator  -­‐  

 Chicago  The  Musical

La  Cage  Aux  Folles

Hedda  GabblerHairspray Saturday  Night  

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Fever Chicago  The  Musical

Mary-Corinne Miller, Contributor  -­  

The  Giver

Jonathan D. Lovitz, Contributor  -­  

Jesus   Christ   SuperstarA  Midsummer  Night’s  Dream

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