The Great Indian Tragedy

A MUST-WATCH FOR EVERY TRUE INDIAN!!!

Every true Indian has two great

passions.

Every true Indian has two great

passions.

Cricket and Bollywood

Every Indian knows that the God of Cricket is Sachin Tendulkar.

But do you know who the backbone of Bollywood is?

But do you know who the backbone of Bollywood is?

It isn’t Aamir Khan, Shah Rukh Khan nor even the Bachchans.

But do you know who the backbone of Bollywood is?

It is the Indian Monsoon.

Confused?

Confused?

Don’t be.

Confused?

It’s the truth.

What is the greatest invention of Bollywood?

What is the greatest invention of Bollywood?

It’s the rain song aka item number.

That’s more than half!

Ye Olde Recipe for Indian Rain Song:

Hot girl + sari + rain = Masala Number

Hot girl + sari + rain = Masala Number

Better than E=mc2 isn’t it?

So what is the Great Tragedy?

So what is the Great Tragedy?

Simple.

So what is the Great Tragedy?

No rain.

So what is the Great Tragedy?

No rain.

So what is the Great Tragedy?

So now,

Hot girl + sari + rain = ????

Hot girl + sari + rain = ????

Now do you realize the immensity of the crisis?

Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain.

Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain.

So no item numbers.

Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain.

So my humble request is…

So my humble request is…

Grow more trees

So my humble request is…

Be organic

So my humble request is…

Spread the word

More Trees = More rain Because

…and…

More rain = more Masala

More rain = more Masala

Yippee!!!

Remember

Remember

Grow more trees

Remember

Grow more trees

Be organic

Remember

Grow more trees

Be organic

Spread the word

But don’t do it for my sake.

Grow more trees

Be organic

Spread the word

Do it for them.

Thnx for your time.

Have fun folks!!!