ON THE WEB, WET BLANKETS FINISH FIRST BY Ian Lurie, amateur parent @portentint

THE UNFUN PARENT

Ian Lurie @portentint ian@portent.com

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ALL THE INFO

I’M A PARENT I’VE BEEN A KID

WHAT QUALIFIES ME TO TALK ABOUT INTERNET SAFETY?

I WAS BULLIED

6 I AM A NERD

7

AND MY KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN YOURS

ON THE OTHER HAND…

i am a leaf on the wind

ROOF ME

BED S

HEET

9.8 m/s 2

10

AND MY KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN YOURS

THESE TIPS WORK IF YOU TRUST YOUR KIDS

TO OCCASIONALLY DO DUMB THINGS

BUT NOT EVIL ONES

i kick puppies for fun.

FORGET AUTOMATION

PEOPLE ARE MORE CREATIVE THAN

COMPUTERS.

TOO MANY CHANNELS

(AND SMS)

TOO MANY DEVICES

???????

I'm goin' to frank's house.

He has wifi.

TOO MANY LOCATIONS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU MAY BE FEELING SOME PANIC

RELAX (A LITTLE)

CHILL!

HATERS GONNA HATE

DON’T BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND. ALL YOU CAN TALK OUT OF IS YOUR

TOOT

TEACH THE RULES

NEVER GIVE YOUR NAME

NEVER GIVE YOUR PASSWORD

NEVER GIVE YOUR ADDRESS

STUPID IS ETERNAL

YOU WILL FRIEND ME

YOU WILL HAVE ONE

ACCOUNT PER SERVICE

NEVER REPLY UNLESS YOU KNOW THEM

OY. MY OWN DAUGHTER.

DON’T POST VIDEO OF

OTHER KIDS

DON’T POST PHOTOS OF

OTHER KIDS

UNTIL YOU’RE NOT KIDS

GET GEEKY

GOOGLE IS YOUR

FRIEND

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SURPRISE INSPECTIONS

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SOME TECHNOLOGY IS HARD TO MONITOR

SET A DAILY REMINDER

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NOT EVERY DAY

NOT AT THE SAME TIME

MONITORING

THIS IS AN ESCALATION. I’D AVOID IT UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY CONCERNED.

GET ALERTS WHEN YOUR KIDS INSTALL STUFF

MONITOR EVERYTHING

I FIGURE I’M ENTITLED TO IT I’M THE LAW, AFTER ALL

I FIGURE I’M ENTITLED TO IT I’M THE LAW, AFTER ALL

(AS LONG AS MY SPOUSE AGREES)

THERE IS SOME GOOD STUFF

WELL, GOOD!

GPS LOCATORS

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iCloud Find My iPhone

Android Find My iPhone (or similar)

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TWITTER.COM INSTAGRAM

SERVICES/APPS

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WECHAT KIK

IF YOU SEE THEM DON’T FREAK OUT

stay cool. be aware.

MY ONE BIT OF PARENTING ADVICE

MOST INCIDENTS ARE ACCIDENTS

SO TEACH FIRST

THEN DISCIPLINE

BUT I’M NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST AND…

i am a leaf on the wind

ROOF ME

BED S

HEET

9.8 m/s 2

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