BABIES <3 <3 <3I love babies ;) <3 &hearts; <3

ALL BABIES ARE ADORABLE & PRECIOUS <3

FALSE.Very, very false.

EXHIBIT A:Balding at 1? Gross. Get it together, baby.

Head disproportionate to body

No eyebrows? Eww…

Morbidly obese. It’s called walking, infant, learn it.

Wtf happened

to it’s ears?

Generic sense of

style

Dumb expression on face

Drooling? Ugh.

ANATOMY OF THE “MIRACLE” OF “BIRTH”

Squishy

LoudDiscolored & unfocusedSlimy

Sick!Green? Eww.

Total moocher

Way too small

Greasy

OTHER THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BABIES;

They can’t take care of themselvesThey’re really needy

What a helpless fool

What good are these if they never use ‘em?

They cry a lot

Does this look cute to you?

They’re messy eaters Awkward to eat with in

public

Disgusting!

They scare off potential mates

Total cockblocker

They’re hella dumb. (and not in the good way)

What’s 1 + 1, foo?

IMPORTANT PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME

OVERVIEW Not all babies are cute

FACT: most are not.

Go ahead and cry about it, baby.

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