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I Love Babies
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COM251 Final Presentation: Persuasive Speech
Transcript of I Love Babies
BABIES <3 <3 <3I love babies ;) <3 ♥ <3
ALL BABIES ARE ADORABLE & PRECIOUS <3
FALSE.Very, very false.
EXHIBIT A:Balding at 1? Gross. Get it together, baby.
Head disproportionate to body
No eyebrows? Eww…
Morbidly obese. It’s called walking, infant, learn it.
Wtf happened
to it’s ears?
Generic sense of
style
Dumb expression on face
Drooling? Ugh.
ANATOMY OF THE “MIRACLE” OF “BIRTH”
Squishy
LoudDiscolored & unfocusedSlimy
Sick!Green? Eww.
Total moocher
Way too small
Greasy
OTHER THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BABIES;
They can’t take care of themselvesThey’re really needy
What a helpless fool
What good are these if they never use ‘em?
They cry a lot
Does this look cute to you?
They’re messy eaters Awkward to eat with in
public
Disgusting!
They scare off potential mates
Total cockblocker
They’re hella dumb. (and not in the good way)
What’s 1 + 1, foo?
IMPORTANT PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME
OVERVIEW Not all babies are cute
FACT: most are not.
Go ahead and cry about it, baby.
OWNED
