Hi: -272 °C Lo: 0 °K

Hi ppos Lo mein

Hi: Yeah right. Lo: All the time

Hi: Fever Lo: More Cowbell

Hi: 420 °F Lo: Hyp0thermia

Hi: To the window Lo: To the wall

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The Sad State of the Academy

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Aliens.999%

HarknessTables

10%

Cool Kids.001%

Mamas’ Boys7%

Exeter Students21%

Who Cares?27%

Andover Rejects34%

Not Frowning1%

Alone20%

Playing Dungeons and Dragons

15%

In Saturday Classes4%

In Class20%

Studying40%

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Black Death

High Cholesterol

Sadness

Percent IncidenceIn the World

Percent IncidenceIn Exeter Matriculants

76%84%

99.99%

46%

62%

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Prep Lower Upper Senior

IQ

Star Trek Marathon on Spike

Raining Sweat We’re not inKansas anymore... A Hurricane.Smokin’ Hot Walken Weather!The Sky is Crying

IQ By TimeSpent At Exeter

Exeter Student DiversityExeter Problems vs.

World Problems

How Exeter StudentsSpend Their Days

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Not Crying

Crying

NUMBER OF EXETER STUDENTS CRYING RIGHT NOW**of the 93 who weren’t too sad to respond to the survey

Number of Exeter Students Crying Right Now*

*of the 93 who weren’t too sad to respond to the survey

Percentage of Exeter Students Prone to Premature Balding

November 9, 2012 T h e E x o n i a n SOS B5