1. What is height of Secrecy?Offering blank visiting cards.

2. What is height of laziness?Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk 3. What is height of Craziness?Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. 4. What is height of Forgetfulness?Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 5. What is height of Stupidity?A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 6. What is height of Honesty?A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 7. What is height of Suicide?A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 8. What is height of De-hydration?A cow giving milk powder.